FooBarrington
@FooBarrington@lemmy.world
- Comment on Someone give me money so I can find out 7 hours ago:
It would come out the same way it went in.
Wait, you shit out of your mouth?
- Comment on Vitamin technology has advanced so much over the years 21 hours ago:
Jokes on you, my body hasn’t seen Vitamin D in a decade
- Comment on Chat is this real 21 hours ago:
It’s a frenchman talking to their cat. It’s not that deep
- Comment on Your majesty 22 hours ago:
I’ve heard that their orgies are as complex as they are awesome
- Comment on Mouse 22 hours ago:
I was today years old when I learned it’s not short for Patthaniel
- Comment on Three years after a cinematographer was killed by a stray bullet on set, "Rust" is being released in theaters this weekend. Funds from the release will go to the victim's family, mainly to her son. 1 day ago:
“Sorry little Bobby, but after all the losses from the lawsuits and delays we actually lost 15 million dollars on the movie. So, you wanna write us a check, or…?”
- Comment on Japan hits different 1 day ago:
Oh, it’s just Electric Massage Resurrection flavor? Boring, my local supermarket has that too
- Comment on TRUCKIN' 2 days ago:
I’ll go one step further - even if the goose is convicted in a court of law they still shouldn’t be subjected to this.
- Comment on TRUCKIN' 2 days ago:
Don’t kinkshame them for self-foie-gras-play
- Comment on Oblivion Remastered - Bugs, Glitches, and Fixes 3 days ago:
When doing the quest in town after the first Oblivion gate, the guards didn’t follow me into the building. Had to look up how to finish the quest to continue.
After that, the PoI marker for bringing Martin back to the monastery was at the wrong location (close to the edge of the map & high up in the sky), so quick travel killed us both. Had to look up where the monastery was to continue.
So pretty average Bethesda stuff.
- Comment on Elden Ring Nightreign | Overview Trailer 3 days ago:
They are apparently looking into it for a post-launch update, but it will release only with 1 & 3 player modes.
- Comment on Elden Ring Nightreign | Overview Trailer 3 days ago:
You won’t be able to play with 2 players in the final game either, they’ve already said as much when they first announced it.
But waiting for reviews is never a bad idea!
- Comment on Lemmy horsepost 4 days ago:
He is a couch with a death wish
- Comment on Now You See Me: Now You Don’t (2025) Official Trailer 5 days ago:
I’m sorry, but after my ex forced me to watch both of these, all I can say is: they are some of the most ass movies of all time.
- Comment on Puss ups 5 days ago:
- Comment on Cities Skylines 2, Kerbal Space 2, Planet Coaster 2, Frostpunk 2... What Went Wrong? 6 days ago:
And they started pushing out paid DLCs before most of the issues were fixed. Pure greed.
- Comment on Is water an acid or a base? 6 days ago:
They still aren’t back… Oh god, did you do 4 cans?! Everyone knows you can’t do 4 cans!
- Comment on 'About Us' page locked behind a paywall 6 days ago:
- Comment on The MacBook looks like a Doctor Who alien species 6 days ago:
Babe what’s wrong? You haven’t touched your oral sex slab at all.
- Comment on The MacBook looks like a Doctor Who alien species 6 days ago:
- Comment on Is water an acid or a base? 6 days ago:
Oh yeah? Then explain the sensation my sphincter feels upon butt-chugging three cans of coke, smart guy?
- Comment on [Digital Foundry] Oblivion Remastered PC: Impressive Remastering, Dire Performance Problems 1 week ago:
While the updated config I installed helped, I still get noticeable frame drops on my pretty beefy PC in the overworld.
- Comment on It must tremble 1 week ago:
This assumes an equivalence between working hard and putting in effort.
- Comment on Crisis 1 week ago:
no >:(
- Comment on Choose a number, 1-5! 1 week ago:
This feels like a reverse Avatar test for autism
- Comment on Well played, Todd: You can see Skyrim, or at least its tallest mountain, from the edge of Oblivion Remastered 1 week ago:
Do you mean “Wanderer above the sea of fog”?
The greenery makes it hard for me to see that. I really love Elden Rings take on that painting:
- Comment on To whom it may concern 1 week ago:
Is there a legal limit on the amount of farts I can put into an envelope?
- Comment on Miss identifying someone has consequences 1 week ago:
Here, have an even worse version for next time:
- Comment on Praise jeebus 1 week ago:
I just wanted to say that I appreciate you
- Comment on something's got to give 1 week ago:
Something wrong with you
