Imagine being scooped up by that thing, never even likely knowing previously what being that high up in the air meant. Being in awe of what you are seeing as you are carried to your doom, only to be horrifically and painfully eaten alive.
*Record scratch* freeze frame
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HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
And that’s if the bird doesnt fuck you on the way. Which… Just look.
rdri@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
…or to be thrown down.
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Depending on how high the bird is, there’s a good chance a small critter like this would survive.
Korne127@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I hate this trope
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
The funny thing is, it’s not a trope that was ever actually used unironically. Stopping to narrate is a thing, record scratches are a thing, but they were never used in that specific combination until it was used to make fun of it.
Korne127@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I generally mean this freeze frame “Yes, this is me. You probably wondered how I got in this situation…”
match@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
take it up with Odysseus
PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Why is that bird so fucking dirty?
laranis@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Nature.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Because he’s carrying a rat?
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Oh thats more than carrying.
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Not for long
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Baba O’Riley plays
Spesknight@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Yup, I am in danger”
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I bet you’re wondering how I got here. Funny story actually. It all started…
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
cut to small rodent slapping an alarm clock and burying itself in bedsheets
cyrano@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
And this is how I met your mother