Imagine being scooped up by that thing, never even likely knowing previously what being that high up in the air meant. Being in awe of what you are seeing as you are carried to your doom, only to be horrifically and painfully eaten alive.
*Record scratch* freeze frame
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HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 hours ago
And that’s if the bird doesnt fuck you on the way. Which… Just look.
rdri@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
…or to be thrown down.
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Depending on how high the bird is, there’s a good chance a small critter like this would survive.
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 8 hours ago
Not for long
PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 16 hours ago
Why is that bird so fucking dirty?
laranis@lemmy.zip 15 hours ago
Nature.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 15 hours ago
Because he’s carrying a rat?
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 hours ago
Oh thats more than carrying.
Korne127@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
I hate this trope
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 19 hours ago
The funny thing is, it’s not a trope that was ever actually used unironically. Stopping to narrate is a thing, record scratches are a thing, but they were never used in that specific combination until it was used to make fun of it.
Korne127@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
I generally mean this freeze frame “Yes, this is me. You probably wondered how I got in this situation…”
match@pawb.social 8 hours ago
take it up with Odysseus
Spesknight@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
“Yup, I am in danger”
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 19 hours ago
Baba O’Riley plays
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 22 hours ago
I bet you’re wondering how I got here. Funny story actually. It all started…
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
cut to small rodent slapping an alarm clock and burying itself in bedsheets
cyrano@piefed.social 10 hours ago
And this is how I met your mother