Imagine being scooped up by that thing, never even likely knowing previously what being that high up in the air meant. Being in awe of what you are seeing as you are carried to your doom, only to be horrifically and painfully eaten alive.
*Record scratch* freeze frame
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HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 10 months ago
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
And that’s if the bird doesnt fuck you on the way. Which… Just look.
rdri@lemmy.world 10 months ago
…or to be thrown down.
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Depending on how high the bird is, there’s a good chance a small critter like this would survive.
Korne127@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I hate this trope
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
The funny thing is, it’s not a trope that was ever actually used unironically. Stopping to narrate is a thing, record scratches are a thing, but they were never used in that specific combination until it was used to make fun of it.
Korne127@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I generally mean this freeze frame “Yes, this is me. You probably wondered how I got in this situation…”
match@pawb.social 10 months ago
take it up with Odysseus
PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Why is that bird so fucking dirty?
laranis@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Nature.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Because he’s carrying a rat?
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Oh thats more than carrying.
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Not for long
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Baba O’Riley plays
Spesknight@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“Yup, I am in danger”
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I bet you’re wondering how I got here. Funny story actually. It all started…
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 months ago
cut to small rodent slapping an alarm clock and burying itself in bedsheets
cyrano@piefed.social 10 months ago
And this is how I met your mother