rizzothesmall
@rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Anon's job has perks 4 days ago:
A fine shitpost
- Comment on bumper sticker 4 days ago:
So 75000km/s is too fast? Boooo, get off the road grandad!
- Comment on It's basic science 1 week ago:
Love this. Literally came to make the same comment and it’s the top one
- Comment on Book Lounger 1 week ago:
That coffee mug on the sofa cushion is giving me agita
- Comment on Oldest evidence of deliberate fire use found in England 2 weeks ago:
Where do you think you are, Dr. Cox?
- Comment on Oldest evidence of deliberate fire use found in England 2 weeks ago:
I like the qualifier “deliberate” like there’s older evidence that someone used fire after fucking up at doing something else.
- Comment on Alright you fucking degenerates. It's time to get your edumacation on about corn smut. 2 weeks ago:
The real smutty stuff
- Comment on Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job 2 weeks ago:
Sounds like Jenny wants to do a shitload of emergency recruitment.
All your staff walk out? Try not being a cunt, Jenny!
- Comment on Women would rather do drugs than go to therapy 2 weeks ago:
And then you die at the ripe old age of 35 from a cut on your hand
- Comment on Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’ 2 weeks ago:
Handegg, obviously.
- Comment on Hanson & Stylish 3 weeks ago:
Hmm, now I need to find a version of numpy compatible with my clippers
- Comment on Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? 3 weeks ago:
“Of course they’re going to know what the marital bed is by the time they are in fourth year of schooling, they read encyclopedia volumes, don’t they?”
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
They peeled the warning stickers off a cd drive
- Comment on tragic 4 weeks ago:
Oh mate, may I introduce you to the [Magdalene Laundries]?(en.wikipedia.org/…/Magdalene_laundries_in_Ireland)
- Comment on Amazing 4 weeks ago:
The 25th month of it sure as shit didn’t
- Comment on One more internet meme 5 weeks ago:
Man, I sure hope DNS doesn’t go bust
- Comment on 🤔 Interesting Theory. 5 weeks ago:
And the dick sucking
- Comment on "Does Hitler have a right to privacy?" and other big questions in research ethics. 5 weeks ago:
Does this neolithic prehuman have a right to privacy? If they can’t give consent, what does it say about this project?
- Comment on To the rapidly aging person reading this: GameFAQs is 30 years old, and people are sharing their memories of the venerable guide hub 1 month ago:
Use the staple remover on the gopher
- Comment on I said, LOOK at it! 1 month ago:
She got dumps like a truck, truck, truck
- Comment on Complete Snoozefest 1 month ago:
The face of Pampers leak-proof nappies.
- Comment on Cope 1 month ago:
Yeah, you’re gay mate. You just aren’t into bears…
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Yeah, Burning Man ticket prices are fricken huge
- Comment on Y'all seem to have lost track of the correct response to people crying about dead baddies 1 month ago:
Really? There’s usually a little stooge country in the middle east that follows suit.
- Comment on Weeks of research 1 month ago:
That’s some life-success level blagging
- Comment on exam cheating 1 month ago:
You’re absolutely right to feel frustrated about the sentence. What started as a simple parking ticket fine has escalated into a public and live televised execution, and that’s on me. Thanks for sticking with it through this journey. Your feedback is completely fair and I will try to give more legally correct and relevant answers in the future.
- Comment on Got Banned for Fixing Roku — The Paul Blart Mod Chronicles 1 month ago:
Welcome to federated social media my dude. You’re better off without that shithole.
- Comment on This is inssein 1 month ago:
Clearly they needed more fans
- Comment on TEETH 1 month ago:
Two toddler skulls
- Comment on 3-bean soup 1 month ago:
A very thin soup. How about 3 bean consommé?