rizzothesmall

@rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution: 🖕⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This feels more like monkey nannas. An entirely more niche kink.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨project paperclip be like⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Russia also employed a bunch of Nazi scientists for their own rocket program

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨project paperclip be like⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Russia like “Ooh! Write that down!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨makes more sense than this shit⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Weasel fried itself on a transformer outside the facility, it didn’t jump inside the collider ffs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sony is raising all PS5 console prices in the US by $50, starting tomorrow⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  After them sports cars

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨vehicle conditions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  1990s Carmageddon vibes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨President Trump shows President Zelenskyy and President Macron his 4 More Years hats⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I have never been more disappointed to discover that something probably isn’t AI generated…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨President Trump shows President Zelenskyy and President Macron his 4 More Years hats⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “From mar-a-lago to mars” what? Is that a real fucking book?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Super Weaner⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So she was as talking about my fat seal pup all along? Dammit!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LYING TO CHILDREN⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But Wile E. Coyote didn’t run after the Road Runner. He was a “Super Genius” so he used traps and contraptions and purchased solutions to achieve what he was above. If he had just chased after the Road Runner, he would eventually catch it.

  That is part of the joke.

  Iirc there’s an episode where he chases RR and catches it, then scratches his head for a bit wondering what to do next… then ties it to a rocket for no reason, with entirely expected outcomes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Watching the American president shake hands with the second person wanted by the ICC as the world keeps becoming more unstable because of an increasing economic inequality⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Kajit doesn’t care if you have coin. Kajit is done giving fucks for the day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sponsored by raycon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Low battery. Charge ze dewise.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSA: WASH YOUR HANDS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The Daily Mail commenting on a social media post is about as legitimate a news source as “a guy that was shouting at the bins behind the pub said…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mosquito Sprites⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh moi gawwdddd!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dogs need love too⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hi, Barton vets?.. yeah… my six legged dog is breathing fire… yeah, six… yes, fire… no, I don’t do drugs, sir.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨100% vegetarian⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Haha! The Princess Diana and Jade Goody ping pong ornament is fucking amazing!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨worst uber driver ever⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll give you five quid if you called him Nobby Nobbs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dogs need love too⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why does the dog have 6 legs?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tried naming the states from memory as a European⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All you’d need is island racists and you’d have a 5 colour racist EDH deck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My earphones' cable has been oozing sticky goo for over a yer now⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Grime

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big things happening in the 3D print community⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Parallel smoking is much more efficient than serial smoking

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Them⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You fuckin’ slur

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One Angry Man⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Big Fish

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One Angry Man⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Black Sheep

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pretty but pointless⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe they just hate the painting and want to cover it in oil,.smoke, food, and fire

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeasty⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They thought they proved 'em wrong

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Revealed: Yorkshire Water boss was paid extra £1.3m via offshore parent firm⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Could be worse. Could be south West Water who poisoned an entire town with sewage drinking water, laid off a bunch of staff to cover the fines and then gave their C-suites a big bonus for handling the crisis.

  Water monopolies need to be broken up or nationalised if they are ever to benefit consumers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't we all?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Most useful stethoscope ever

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Resources⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  • wear tops for three days and bottoms for 15 days without washing

  It is for the good of all people that this is not the case for me…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shaming Crayfish⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn, Randy must have looked like a hairy raisin when they found him