rizzothesmall
@rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on drones ruin all the fun for US 1 day ago:
Another war? Did that FIFA peace prize mean nothing?!
- Comment on I have a busy morning planned 2 days ago:
Oh wow someone’s published my douchebag corporate middlemanger’s calendar
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Fucking madlad
- Comment on it will come out eventually 2 weeks ago:
Hentai virus eh?
Will i grow giant tits or giant dicks?
- Comment on Charlie Kirk commemorative PEZ dispenser 2 weeks ago:
Should dispense gushers
- Comment on Rip lol 4 weeks ago:
Add the in the weight and speed of the water already moving through the pipe and the pressure on the other side becomes hugely negative.
You’re going in that pipe.
- Comment on Rip lol 4 weeks ago:
Jeeeeeyzus that was a read
- Comment on Inspiring 5 weeks ago:
I was trying to make a very large number since I was dividing one by it. Thanks, tho.
- Comment on Inspiring 5 weeks ago:
Lol depends on your mass compared to hers. In order to attract something to your mass in the same way that the earth does an ape then the other body would need to be roughly 1/30000000000000000000000000th your mass to be so attracted.
Also helps if you’re in a vacuum and under the influence of no other massive bodies.
- Comment on Inspiring 5 weeks ago:
Just make sure they are 1/3*10^25 of your mass.
- Comment on Removed 😔 5 weeks ago:
Relevant: youtu.be/bgEmecOCMrQ
- Comment on I knew this all seemed a bit fishy 5 weeks ago:
It’s the orange shiddapants
- Comment on 謝謝(不,我沒有精神分裂症) 5 weeks ago:
If you bought a coffee pot requiring network access and give it unrestricted internet then you deserved to become a government pawn
- Comment on Behold: A vibe-designed pcb 5 weeks ago:
Did the fab house call up like “uh… are you sure?”
They did that for me when I made my traces too thin one time lol
- Comment on Conclusions from doing your own research 1 month ago:
More like hoarding it like fat dragons
- Comment on I can now save my game in Pokemon Yellow again after 25 years. 1 month ago:
isn’t it crazy how easy people make it look in YouTube videos and what not?
More heat, more flux. That is all.
- Comment on 😎😎😎 1 month ago:
That’s a lot of cock for one mouth
~ DW
- Comment on Caw caw! 1 month ago:
I am pelican
I will see if you are food
By chomping your butt
- Comment on The Art of Surrender 1 month ago:
Eh, it’s pretty much just turned into Facebook for people who like looking a dicks or gfur
- Comment on Ups and downs 1 month ago:
Cheese in toast
- Comment on Probably. 1 month ago:
I love you more the moon, the stars and <POETIC IMAGE #36 NOT FOUND!>
- Comment on In these uncertain times, it's more important than ever to be discerning and to make sure to get your info from a reliable source. 1 month ago:
Look at this shit. Not even kneeling on a black guy’s neck. Fake news.
- Comment on Let's ask this AI app! 1 month ago:
- Comment on Why do some people with college degrees and an education, still act so fucking stupid? 1 month ago:
As a person who has recruited technical engineering staff: a degree will prove only that someone has been able to write about a subject, not that they actually anything about it or are able to practice.
The proof of the pudding is in the probationary period.
- Comment on I'm not saying that I agree. But I understand. 1 month ago:
She’s between 6’ and 6’, but she’s definitely not as short as 6’
- Comment on Happy Easter Lemmy. 1 month ago:
But in a few weeks I’m gonna buy MySpace and nobody will ever hear of it again
- Comment on It works better if you put it in your mouth first. 1 month ago:
The radiation explains why his arms are long enough that he could scratch his shins standing up
- Comment on WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CURSOR? 1 month ago:
The misalignments on those monitors hurts me in a way that is almost physical…
- Comment on When you actually pay attention to the lyrics of the song you're listening: 1 month ago:
It’s the little electric heater in the video that gets me
- Comment on When you actually pay attention to the lyrics of the song you're listening: 1 month ago:
My wife really liked the sound of “A Little Piece of Heaven” by Avenged Sevenfold until I told her what it’s about 😂