rizzothesmall

@rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why do I keep doing this????⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  This is what my brain says after waking me up at 3am. Then I’m just getting snoozy around 7 and it’s time to get up and it’s like ahahaha gatcha bitch!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't hear you!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You do not have to pay for any optical, dental, or audiology equipment or treatment in France.

  You can choose to buy fancy frames or tints, but you don’t have to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump audibly loses control of his bowels during a press conference - via Forbes Breaking News⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope all the MAGots are going to wear brown stained pants now to go with their stupid ear bandaids.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't hear you!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this a US joke I’m too encumbered by lack of freedoms to understand?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon time travels⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean if it really could send us back, that would be just swell

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon scares the neighbors⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Username checks out for sure

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨doraemon statue⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Disassemble them both and build a larger cat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Things used to be simpler⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you been thinking about fucking your mother?

  No!

  Oh, so you’re all about daddy’s cock.

  …

  …

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being Trans Isn't Normal or Part of Nature...or is it...?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What the duck?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being Trans Isn't Normal or Part of Nature...or is it...?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Frogs and ducks enter the chat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone should really do something⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me of when my late FIL happily announced he had seen “some great tits in the garden earlier today”

  I could not contain the giggles and was considered most immature. Everyone else was trying not to laugh as well tho.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨she just doesn't understand me⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  MAWP MAWP

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Such a dreamy guy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jel?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Such a dreamy guy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Juperfluid

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Such a dreamy guy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  New South Jews

  Oh shit I fucked it up!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Such a dreamy guy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Juice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Such a dreamy guy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jorth Dakota will always be bae

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ice on ice.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did that guy’s gun go off randomly as he fell over?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tankie⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hm, those don’t look like nackered old jalopies covered in racist stickers…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grippy handles too. Luxury.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The shrew gets to lap up some sweet nectar, which is also a laxative.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hate it when this happens⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s why you never see any content about drowning by Japanese users

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨94.3° F⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That some hot ass pussy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Wall People⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the same logic as taking the battery out of the smoke alarm to stop the noise

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Belief⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, where is this rock, and what’s the rent like?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to reduce the crime rate to 0⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now you’re thinking like a patrician

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"i can hear the difference"⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sell gold plated ones with extra EM protection for £150

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's job has perks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A fine shitpost

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bumper sticker⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So 75000km/s is too fast? Boooo, get off the road grandad!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's basic science⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Love this. Literally came to make the same comment and it’s the top one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Book Lounger⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That coffee mug on the sofa cushion is giving me agita