rizzothesmall

@rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being Trans Isn't Normal or Part of Nature...or is it...?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  What the duck?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being Trans Isn't Normal or Part of Nature...or is it...?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Frogs and ducks enter the chat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone should really do something⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me of when my late FIL happily announced he had seen “some great tits in the garden earlier today”

  I could not contain the giggles and was considered most immature. Everyone else was trying not to laugh as well tho.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨she just doesn't understand me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  MAWP MAWP

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Such a dreamy guy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Jel?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Such a dreamy guy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Juperfluid

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Such a dreamy guy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  New South Jews

  Oh shit I fucked it up!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Such a dreamy guy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Juice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Such a dreamy guy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Jorth Dakota will always be bae

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ice on ice.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Did that guy’s gun go off randomly as he fell over?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tankie⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hm, those don’t look like nackered old jalopies covered in racist stickers…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grippy handles too. Luxury.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The shrew gets to lap up some sweet nectar, which is also a laxative.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hate it when this happens⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s why you never see any content about drowning by Japanese users

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨94.3° F⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That some hot ass pussy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Wall People⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the same logic as taking the battery out of the smoke alarm to stop the noise

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Belief⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, where is this rock, and what’s the rent like?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to reduce the crime rate to 0⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now you’re thinking like a patrician

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"i can hear the difference"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sell gold plated ones with extra EM protection for £150

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's job has perks⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A fine shitpost

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bumper sticker⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So 75000km/s is too fast? Boooo, get off the road grandad!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's basic science⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Love this. Literally came to make the same comment and it’s the top one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Book Lounger⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That coffee mug on the sofa cushion is giving me agita

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oldest evidence of deliberate fire use found in England⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where do you think you are, Dr. Cox?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oldest evidence of deliberate fire use found in England⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I like the qualifier “deliberate” like there’s older evidence that someone used fire after fucking up at doing something else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alright you fucking degenerates. It's time to get your edumacation on about corn smut.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The real smutty stuff

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like Jenny wants to do a shitload of emergency recruitment.

  All your staff walk out? Try not being a cunt, Jenny!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Women would rather do drugs than go to therapy⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And then you die at the ripe old age of 35 from a cut on your hand

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Handegg, obviously.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hanson & Stylish⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hmm, now I need to find a version of numpy compatible with my clippers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “Of course they’re going to know what the marital bed is by the time they are in fourth year of schooling, they read encyclopedia volumes, don’t they?”