rizzothesmall

@rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i have a very high libido and my shitposts reflect that, sorry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah fuck the cheese burned my balls why did you do this?! Shit!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody in California ever said that shit.

  Having rain 3 days a year isn’t bipolar weather

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cup cake⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Jazzy af

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨my current phobia⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  At about 500,000 cubic feet for an average-ish data centre - maybe your mom’s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EA invents new microtransaction nightmare as it breaks paywall promise on Skate: rent a playable area for 24 hours or buy a premium pass, bucko⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Man, remember back in the day when you just went and bought a game and then played it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would you reboot the router for a Scooby Snack?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude looks like shaggy cosplaying serial experiments lain

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is a baby cow⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  😛

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon disrespects their elders⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Whereas taking pictures of strangers to post on 4chan is top chad

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At least one of the 7 letters has still some relevance to my life.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  🏴‍☠️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nigel Farage's claim he 'can't be bought' is ridiculed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude has pockets full of dollars and a price tag up his arse

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rawdogging life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wet?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cat⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The hint of cat anus really makes the Bolognese pop

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Couldn't have said it better⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Call a bondulance!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's still life left in them!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Stitch those bad boys up. If there’s material missing, fill it in with green piggies 😁

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why do I keep doing this????⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is what my brain says after waking me up at 3am. Then I’m just getting snoozy around 7 and it’s time to get up and it’s like ahahaha gatcha bitch!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't hear you!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You do not have to pay for any optical, dental, or audiology equipment or treatment in France.

  You can choose to buy fancy frames or tints, but you don’t have to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump audibly loses control of his bowels during a press conference - via Forbes Breaking News⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope all the MAGots are going to wear brown stained pants now to go with their stupid ear bandaids.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't hear you!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this a US joke I’m too encumbered by lack of freedoms to understand?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon time travels⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean if it really could send us back, that would be just swell

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon scares the neighbors⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Username checks out for sure

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨doraemon statue⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Disassemble them both and build a larger cat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Things used to be simpler⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you been thinking about fucking your mother?

  No!

  Oh, so you’re all about daddy’s cock.

  …

  …

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being Trans Isn't Normal or Part of Nature...or is it...?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What the duck?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being Trans Isn't Normal or Part of Nature...or is it...?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Frogs and ducks enter the chat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone should really do something⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me of when my late FIL happily announced he had seen “some great tits in the garden earlier today”

  I could not contain the giggles and was considered most immature. Everyone else was trying not to laugh as well tho.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨she just doesn't understand me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  MAWP MAWP

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Such a dreamy guy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Jel?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Such a dreamy guy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Juperfluid

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Such a dreamy guy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  New South Jews

  Oh shit I fucked it up!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Such a dreamy guy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Juice