rizzothesmall
@rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Watcha gonna do? 3 days ago:
Every note counted into a bank has its serial registered. After a robbery the bank will have a full take of its stock and mark any missing notes. If you spend much of it, or deposit any of it, you’re fucked. It would need to be properly laundered through many retail fronts - ideally that are well spread out over a very wide area.
Now, if they have gold, that shit can be melted down or more easily fenced.
- Comment on Way too easy 3 days ago:
By all reports, trump is definitely Pig-pen
- Comment on Is Anon the asshole? 3 days ago:
If you have to ask the internet if you are an asshole then it’s either because you are definitely an asshole, or because you are karma farming - in which case, you are an asshole.
- Comment on Mass layoffs expected at EA as the now-private publisher reportedly tells its new debt masters that it's going to cut $700 million in annual costs 1 week ago:
“We’re going to have AI write all the games now” ~ some exec
- Comment on Video gaming 4 weeks ago:
Experiencing the original Donkey Kong lcd handheld as a child and TLOU as an adult is pretty amazing
- Comment on How often is normal to masturbate? 4 weeks ago:
As much as you want to is normal. Suppressing your libido to fit in is not normal.
- Comment on IRJ 4 weeks ago:
What is this, Facebook?
- Comment on The Ol' Switcheroo 4 weeks ago:
Death grabbed an Anne Widdecombe t’other day. That wasn’t bad.
- Comment on Anon ruins christmas 5 weeks ago:
science doesn’t allow chocolate to grow on trees
SMRT
- Comment on Loosing my religion 5 weeks ago:
My master, Satan, says we should have premarital sex immediately
It’s a win either way
- Comment on We found their kryptonite! 1 month ago:
Ah yes, grass, the natural enemy of the giant construction machines
- Comment on Men against bush 1 month ago:
I don’t hate Bush at all. She’s original, and some of her tunes are catchy, I just think that she’s taken having a unique voice a bit over the line of being silly.
- Comment on Was Alex Jones right about anything? 1 month ago:
No
- Comment on It's not that bad quit whining 2 months ago:
You get a response from a doctor? Is this some non-UK joke I’m too UK to understand?
- Comment on A Minnesota man 2 months ago:
The crime was that the nursing home couldn’t bill for that time
- Comment on Looking for a career change? Then look no further! 2 months ago:
The fact that there’s a performance based profit share is a huge draw
- Comment on Guerrilla plantfare 2 months ago:
Oops a completely accidental accident happened where a van full of pesticide crashed head on into the tree and exploded it. Accidentally. Oh well, I guess the build is back on at least.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
That video’s going right in his special interest folder
- Comment on drones ruin all the fun for US 2 months ago:
Another war? Did that FIFA peace prize mean nothing?!
- Comment on I have a busy morning planned 2 months ago:
Oh wow someone’s published my douchebag corporate middlemanger’s calendar
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Fucking madlad
- Comment on it will come out eventually 3 months ago:
Hentai virus eh?
Will i grow giant tits or giant dicks?
- Comment on Charlie Kirk commemorative PEZ dispenser 3 months ago:
Should dispense gushers
- Comment on Rip lol 3 months ago:
Add the in the weight and speed of the water already moving through the pipe and the pressure on the other side becomes hugely negative.
You’re going in that pipe.
- Comment on Rip lol 3 months ago:
Jeeeeeyzus that was a read
- Comment on Inspiring 3 months ago:
I was trying to make a very large number since I was dividing one by it. Thanks, tho.
- Comment on Inspiring 3 months ago:
Lol depends on your mass compared to hers. In order to attract something to your mass in the same way that the earth does an ape then the other body would need to be roughly 1/30000000000000000000000000th your mass to be so attracted.
Also helps if you’re in a vacuum and under the influence of no other massive bodies.
- Comment on Inspiring 3 months ago:
Just make sure they are 1/3*10^25 of your mass.
- Comment on Removed 😔 3 months ago:
Relevant: youtu.be/bgEmecOCMrQ
- Comment on I knew this all seemed a bit fishy 3 months ago:
It’s the orange shiddapants