rizzothesmall
@rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Loosing my religion 1 day ago:
My master, Satan, says we should have premarital sex immediately
It’s a win either way
- Comment on We found their kryptonite! 1 week ago:
Ah yes, grass, the natural enemy of the giant construction machines
- Comment on Men against bush 1 week ago:
I don’t hate Bush at all. She’s original, and some of her tunes are catchy, I just think that she’s taken having a unique voice a bit over the line of being silly.
- Comment on Was Alex Jones right about anything? 1 week ago:
No
- Comment on It's not that bad quit whining 3 weeks ago:
You get a response from a doctor? Is this some non-UK joke I’m too UK to understand?
- Comment on A Minnesota man 4 weeks ago:
The crime was that the nursing home couldn’t bill for that time
- Comment on Looking for a career change? Then look no further! 4 weeks ago:
The fact that there’s a performance based profit share is a huge draw
- Comment on Guerrilla plantfare 4 weeks ago:
Oops a completely accidental accident happened where a van full of pesticide crashed head on into the tree and exploded it. Accidentally. Oh well, I guess the build is back on at least.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
That video’s going right in his special interest folder
- Comment on drones ruin all the fun for US 1 month ago:
Another war? Did that FIFA peace prize mean nothing?!
- Comment on I have a busy morning planned 1 month ago:
Oh wow someone’s published my douchebag corporate middlemanger’s calendar
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Fucking madlad
- Comment on it will come out eventually 1 month ago:
Hentai virus eh?
Will i grow giant tits or giant dicks?
- Comment on Charlie Kirk commemorative PEZ dispenser 1 month ago:
Should dispense gushers
- Comment on Rip lol 2 months ago:
Add the in the weight and speed of the water already moving through the pipe and the pressure on the other side becomes hugely negative.
You’re going in that pipe.
- Comment on Rip lol 2 months ago:
Jeeeeeyzus that was a read
- Comment on Inspiring 2 months ago:
I was trying to make a very large number since I was dividing one by it. Thanks, tho.
- Comment on Inspiring 2 months ago:
Lol depends on your mass compared to hers. In order to attract something to your mass in the same way that the earth does an ape then the other body would need to be roughly 1/30000000000000000000000000th your mass to be so attracted.
Also helps if you’re in a vacuum and under the influence of no other massive bodies.
- Comment on Inspiring 2 months ago:
Just make sure they are 1/3*10^25 of your mass.
- Comment on Removed 😔 2 months ago:
Relevant: youtu.be/bgEmecOCMrQ
- Comment on I knew this all seemed a bit fishy 2 months ago:
It’s the orange shiddapants
- Comment on 謝謝（不,我沒有精神分裂症） 2 months ago:
If you bought a coffee pot requiring network access and give it unrestricted internet then you deserved to become a government pawn
- Comment on Behold: A vibe-designed pcb 2 months ago:
Did the fab house call up like “uh… are you sure?”
They did that for me when I made my traces too thin one time lol
- Comment on Conclusions from doing your own research 2 months ago:
More like hoarding it like fat dragons
- Comment on I can now save my game in Pokemon Yellow again after 25 years. 2 months ago:
isn’t it crazy how easy people make it look in YouTube videos and what not?
More heat, more flux. That is all.
- Comment on 😎😎😎 2 months ago:
That’s a lot of cock for one mouth
~ DW
- Comment on Caw caw! 2 months ago:
I am pelican
I will see if you are food
By chomping your butt
- Comment on The Art of Surrender 2 months ago:
Eh, it’s pretty much just turned into Facebook for people who like looking a dicks or gfur
- Comment on Ups and downs 2 months ago:
Cheese in toast
- Comment on Probably. 2 months ago:
I love you more the moon, the stars and <POETIC IMAGE #36 NOT FOUND!>