rizzothesmall
@rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Anon isn't worried about population decline 3 days ago:
Who will pay to care for the aging population? Welp, whether you live in a socialised care country or the United hellscapes of America, the answer is: you will. Or your kids will, or whatever generation we’re talking about here.
Even if you do live in the US and have no elderly relatives, the insurance companies will have to hike the shit out of their premiums to remain profitable.
The fewer working age people there are compared to people past working age, the worse it will be.
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Not like this Palestinian infested west bank!
- Comment on Two full raccoons y'all 1 month ago:
Unrelated question. Can you fit two racoons into a mason jar?
- Comment on CW: Mr. Breast 1 month ago:
His smile reminds me of the dead eyes of a “smiley” flight attendant at the end of a long haul.
- Comment on Cruel and unusual 1 month ago:
Put me out of my - put me out of my fucking miseryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
RIP Chester
- Comment on German joke 1 month ago:
He does also have good schtick with “British culture / language / geography / society is stupid and confusing”
- Comment on German joke 1 month ago:
I quite enjoy Henning When, especially when he appears on typically British things like (cats) Countdown or radio 4 shows like Just a Minute and I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue
- Comment on Inviting my friends over for dinner and putting this out ❤️ 1 month ago:
Ah yes, a fork that isn’t scoop shaped and has some really short tines, and is therefore completely shit at being a fork in both of its usages
- Comment on Flat earthers 1 month ago:
Unfortunately, it’s way dumber than that
The north pole is the middle of the map and the moon goes in circles like the sun. The incredible brightness of the sun is not visible after it’s passed
visibly over the horizonround in a flat circle and neither is the moon. It is not explained how the sun goes definitively down over the horizon from one geographical perspective and up into the sky from another based on this flat disk. - Comment on Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town. 1 month ago:
I… Guess I just became Clementine
- Comment on California just passed a law forcing mandatory DRM in 3D printers 1 month ago:
I guess we’re returning to reprap then. That’ll actually be good for innovation, I think.
- Comment on hahahaha imagine 1 month ago:
Don’t forget the people who went there because their home country didn’t allow them to religiously persecute others anymore.
- Comment on Not Enough Hate 1 month ago:
Who?
- Comment on CAH at it again 1 month ago:
Why does CAH, a hugely profitable game producer, need to crowd fund a comedy statue that will get them loads of publicity?
- Comment on I need an adult 1 month ago:
Because the dry outer skin is a rich red colour
- Comment on I could quit AI anytime I want to 1 month ago:
It’s a good accelerator for mundane tasks, and usually a good indicator that you could farm those tasks out to an intern.
You should give AI the same responsibility and trust that you give to a green intern because it will confidently fuck things up and requires an experienced eye to review anything it produces.
- Comment on Watcha gonna do? 2 months ago:
Every note counted into a bank has its serial registered. After a robbery the bank will have a full take of its stock and mark any missing notes. If you spend much of it, or deposit any of it, you’re fucked. It would need to be properly laundered through many retail fronts - ideally that are well spread out over a very wide area.
Now, if they have gold, that shit can be melted down or more easily fenced.
- Comment on Way too easy 2 months ago:
By all reports, trump is definitely Pig-pen
- Comment on Is Anon the asshole? 2 months ago:
If you have to ask the internet if you are an asshole then it’s either because you are definitely an asshole, or because you are karma farming - in which case, you are an asshole.
- Comment on Mass layoffs expected at EA as the now-private publisher reportedly tells its new debt masters that it's going to cut $700 million in annual costs 2 months ago:
“We’re going to have AI write all the games now” ~ some exec
- Comment on Video gaming 2 months ago:
Experiencing the original Donkey Kong lcd handheld as a child and TLOU as an adult is pretty amazing
- Comment on How often is normal to masturbate? 2 months ago:
As much as you want to is normal. Suppressing your libido to fit in is not normal.
- Comment on IRJ 2 months ago:
What is this, Facebook?
- Comment on The Ol' Switcheroo 2 months ago:
Death grabbed an Anne Widdecombe t’other day. That wasn’t bad.
- Comment on Anon ruins christmas 3 months ago:
science doesn’t allow chocolate to grow on trees
SMRT
- Comment on Loosing my religion 3 months ago:
My master, Satan, says we should have premarital sex immediately
It’s a win either way
- Comment on We found their kryptonite! 3 months ago:
Ah yes, grass, the natural enemy of the giant construction machines
- Comment on Men against bush 3 months ago:
I don’t hate Bush at all. She’s original, and some of her tunes are catchy, I just think that she’s taken having a unique voice a bit over the line of being silly.
- Comment on Was Alex Jones right about anything? 3 months ago:
No
