rizzothesmall
@rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Great to see some actual progress over there 12 hours ago:
Well if we don’t count the bongs, how would we know how much bongs it is?! How would I know to salute his maj if I don’t know it’s free bongs? You gert yankee pillock!
- Comment on Yum 1 day ago:
Every time I have chicken soup, there’s never any chicken bits in it
*Harrumphs and blows out his mustache, showering the locality in chicken globs*
- Comment on From the outside looking in 2 days ago:
A small price to pay for a big ridiculous golden ballroom.
- Comment on Everything has a bit of overlap 2 days ago:
To be fair if the only way to observe you was to smack another person into you or to electrically yank you down a strange corridor then you’d probably change your immediate behaviour.
- Comment on I pulled my hip flexor :( 1 week ago:
Don’t worry, it will still hurt in 7 years time
- Comment on I pulled my hip flexor :( 1 week ago:
Being >40 like
- Comment on i hunger 1 week ago:
“Schmackhafte Hue ™️”
- Comment on the humble and disguised crow: 1 week ago:
I’m on the fence about this guy
- Comment on Sunlight special 1 week ago:
Sausages are still oinking a little
- Comment on International Shitpost Wednesday! 1 week ago:
Chicken OR bird…?
- Comment on requirement 1 week ago:
Canonical Discworld Death
- Comment on Lasagnaius 2 weeks ago:
Gluten-free Croissantius
- Comment on And they mocked me for my WoW subscription 😗 2 weeks ago:
pw-record is gonna become the new taping songs off the radio
- Comment on sadtrombone.wav 2 weeks ago:
What? Loads of pop up Halloween shops have spiders.
- Comment on It's a miracle! 2 weeks ago:
It is
- Comment on At 1% 2 weeks ago:
My old tower pc used to give wicked electric shocks off the hdmi ports. Pretty sure I could have run space heaters off those fuckers
- Comment on Updates that don't tell me what is being updated 2 weeks ago:
That Chime one is the sloppest AI slop I’ve seen today.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
It’s not the size of the feet that count. It’s how many orphans you kill.
- Comment on relax 3 weeks ago:
Damn that orangutan is rubbish at spelling balloon
- Comment on Palestine Action protest: police begin making arrests at London demo 3 weeks ago:
“I OPPOSE GENOCIDE”
Police: We’ll have none of that!
- Comment on Shakes pear 4 weeks ago:
And uncomfortably moist
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
It’s the best way to ensure offspring
- Comment on Why do you talk 5 weeks ago:
After Life. Great show mixing serious subjects with Ricky Gervais style silliness.
- Comment on Some good Halloween costume ideas. 1 month ago:
Korean rich people must fucking shit themselves when they see a pangolin
- Comment on Typical 1 month ago:
- Comment on 1 month ago:
I have more questions about this room than just the rug… what’s with the stairs? Why is there a random angular table on the right with a shower head over it?
- Comment on winter fans 1 month ago:
4pm where I am =[[
- Comment on Gosh darn it 1 month ago:
I feel this, and I was born in the 80s
- Comment on Neo-Nazi Thomas Sewell arrested outside court [DE-PAYWALLED LINK IN POST] 1 month ago:
You telling me he truly believes that bald, skinny, and pale equals master race?
- Comment on Can you share 1 month ago:
No, but I can tell you that ejaculating on the doctor is not the answer.
