rizzothesmall
@rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on meat honey 6 hours ago:
No
- Comment on No way 9 hours ago:
Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabbs?!
- Comment on essential vocab🫶 4 days ago:
Go home and masturbate
Who told you my weekend plans?!
- Comment on Unconventional strategy. 4 days ago:
And you just start beating the shit out of your smallest neighbour while occupying their house
- Comment on Braille 1 week ago:
There’s a sign on a food heater in the cafeteria where I work which says “Hot surface, do not touch!” The sign has braille.
- Comment on Fast as he can. 1 week ago:
There’s no way that orange burlap sack of pants-shitting suet has arms that muscular.
- Comment on MemeID: 421856901 1 week ago:
Well, can we get iCarly in Brazil?!
- Comment on there is a special place in hell for these scientists 1 week ago:
Iirc the study found that the neurons played “slightly better than buttons being pressed at random” or something like that, so it’s hardly pro gamer brain chip.
- Comment on What is lasagna, but yearning? 2 weeks ago:
Ah, the french…
- Comment on Current events dictate that I post this. 2 weeks ago:
Clearly it’s a peace negotiation
- Comment on Incel propaganda in my music app 2 weeks ago:
And now it’s in my Lemmy. Don’t propagate the brainless cunt and give them another platform, just downvote and ignore.
- Comment on i have a very high libido and my shitposts reflect that, sorry 3 weeks ago:
Ah fuck the cheese burned my balls why did you do this?! Shit!
- Comment on Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst 3 weeks ago:
Nobody in California ever said that shit.
Having rain 3 days a year isn’t bipolar weather
- Comment on Cup cake 3 weeks ago:
Jazzy af
- Comment on my current phobia 3 weeks ago:
At about 500,000 cubic feet for an average-ish data centre - maybe your mom’s
- Comment on EA invents new microtransaction nightmare as it breaks paywall promise on Skate: rent a playable area for 24 hours or buy a premium pass, bucko 3 weeks ago:
Man, remember back in the day when you just went and bought a game and then played it?
- Comment on Would you reboot the router for a Scooby Snack? 3 weeks ago:
Dude looks like shaggy cosplaying serial experiments lain
- Comment on This is a baby cow 3 weeks ago:
😛
- Comment on Anon disrespects their elders 3 weeks ago:
Whereas taking pictures of strangers to post on 4chan is top chad
- Comment on At least one of the 7 letters has still some relevance to my life. 4 weeks ago:
🏴☠️
- Comment on Nigel Farage's claim he 'can't be bought' is ridiculed 4 weeks ago:
Dude has pockets full of dollars and a price tag up his arse
- Comment on Rawdogging life 4 weeks ago:
Wet?
- Comment on Cat 4 weeks ago:
The hint of cat anus really makes the Bolognese pop
- Comment on Couldn't have said it better 5 weeks ago:
Call a bondulance!
- Comment on There's still life left in them! 5 weeks ago:
Stitch those bad boys up. If there’s material missing, fill it in with green piggies 😁
- Comment on why do I keep doing this???? 5 weeks ago:
This is what my brain says after waking me up at 3am. Then I’m just getting snoozy around 7 and it’s time to get up and it’s like ahahaha gatcha bitch!
- Comment on I can't hear you! 1 month ago:
You do not have to pay for any optical, dental, or audiology equipment or treatment in France.
You can choose to buy fancy frames or tints, but you don’t have to.
- Comment on Trump audibly loses control of his bowels during a press conference - via Forbes Breaking News 1 month ago:
I hope all the MAGots are going to wear brown stained pants now to go with their stupid ear bandaids.
- Comment on I can't hear you! 1 month ago:
Is this a US joke I’m too encumbered by lack of freedoms to understand?
- Comment on Anon time travels 1 month ago:
I mean if it really could send us back, that would be just swell