rizzothesmall
@rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’ 1 hour ago:
Handegg, obviously.
- Comment on Hanson & Stylish 1 day ago:
Hmm, now I need to find a version of numpy compatible with my clippers
- Comment on Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? 1 week ago:
“Of course they’re going to know what the marital bed is by the time they are in fourth year of schooling, they read encyclopedia volumes, don’t they?”
- Comment on 1 week ago:
They peeled the warning stickers off a cd drive
- Comment on tragic 1 week ago:
Oh mate, may I introduce you to the [Magdalene Laundries]?(en.wikipedia.org/…/Magdalene_laundries_in_Ireland)
- Comment on Amazing 2 weeks ago:
The 25th month of it sure as shit didn’t
- Comment on One more internet meme 2 weeks ago:
Man, I sure hope DNS doesn’t go bust
- Comment on 🤔 Interesting Theory. 2 weeks ago:
And the dick sucking
- Comment on "Does Hitler have a right to privacy?" and other big questions in research ethics. 2 weeks ago:
Does this neolithic prehuman have a right to privacy? If they can’t give consent, what does it say about this project?
- Comment on To the rapidly aging person reading this: GameFAQs is 30 years old, and people are sharing their memories of the venerable guide hub 3 weeks ago:
Use the staple remover on the gopher
- Comment on I said, LOOK at it! 4 weeks ago:
She got dumps like a truck, truck, truck
- Comment on Complete Snoozefest 4 weeks ago:
The face of Pampers leak-proof nappies.
- Comment on Cope 4 weeks ago:
Yeah, you’re gay mate. You just aren’t into bears…
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Yeah, Burning Man ticket prices are fricken huge
- Comment on Y'all seem to have lost track of the correct response to people crying about dead baddies 4 weeks ago:
Really? There’s usually a little stooge country in the middle east that follows suit.
- Comment on Weeks of research 4 weeks ago:
That’s some life-success level blagging
- Comment on exam cheating 4 weeks ago:
You’re absolutely right to feel frustrated about the sentence. What started as a simple parking ticket fine has escalated into a public and live televised execution, and that’s on me. Thanks for sticking with it through this journey. Your feedback is completely fair and I will try to give more legally correct and relevant answers in the future.
- Comment on Got Banned for Fixing Roku — The Paul Blart Mod Chronicles 5 weeks ago:
Welcome to federated social media my dude. You’re better off without that shithole.
- Comment on This is inssein 5 weeks ago:
Clearly they needed more fans
- Comment on TEETH 5 weeks ago:
Two toddler skulls
- Comment on 3-bean soup 5 weeks ago:
A very thin soup. How about 3 bean consommé?
- Comment on Great to see some actual progress over there 5 weeks ago:
Well if we don’t count the bongs, how would we know how much bongs it is?! How would I know to salute his maj if I don’t know it’s free bongs? You gert yankee pillock!
- Comment on Yum 1 month ago:
Every time I have chicken soup, there’s never any chicken bits in it
*Harrumphs and blows out his mustache, showering the locality in chicken globs*
- Comment on From the outside looking in 1 month ago:
A small price to pay for a big ridiculous golden ballroom.
- Comment on Everything has a bit of overlap 1 month ago:
To be fair if the only way to observe you was to smack another person into you or to electrically yank you down a strange corridor then you’d probably change your immediate behaviour.
- Comment on I pulled my hip flexor :( 1 month ago:
Don’t worry, it will still hurt in 7 years time
- Comment on I pulled my hip flexor :( 1 month ago:
Being >40 like
- Comment on i hunger 1 month ago:
“Schmackhafte Hue ™️”
- Comment on the humble and disguised crow: 1 month ago:
I’m on the fence about this guy
- Comment on Sunlight special 1 month ago:
Sausages are still oinking a little