rizzothesmall
@rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on 16 hours ago:
It’s not the size of the feet that count. It’s how many orphans you kill.
- Comment on relax 3 days ago:
Damn that orangutan is rubbish at spelling balloon
- Comment on Palestine Action protest: police begin making arrests at London demo 3 days ago:
“I OPPOSE GENOCIDE”
Police: We’ll have none of that!
- Comment on Shakes pear 1 week ago:
And uncomfortably moist
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
It’s the best way to ensure offspring
- Comment on Why do you talk 2 weeks ago:
After Life. Great show mixing serious subjects with Ricky Gervais style silliness.
- Comment on Some good Halloween costume ideas. 3 weeks ago:
Korean rich people must fucking shit themselves when they see a pangolin
- Comment on Typical 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
I have more questions about this room than just the rug… what’s with the stairs? Why is there a random angular table on the right with a shower head over it?
- Comment on winter fans 4 weeks ago:
4pm where I am =[[
- Comment on Gosh darn it 4 weeks ago:
I feel this, and I was born in the 80s
- Comment on Neo-Nazi Thomas Sewell arrested outside court [DE-PAYWALLED LINK IN POST] 5 weeks ago:
You telling me he truly believes that bald, skinny, and pale equals master race?
- Comment on Can you share 5 weeks ago:
No, but I can tell you that ejaculating on the doctor is not the answer.
- Comment on What strategy would you use to estimate the number of hazelnuts 5 weeks ago:
My method was that I waited for @m0darn@lemmy.ca to do the work and used it as a baseline. I got 8 away.
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 5 weeks ago:
Software devs hate users
- Comment on Let's put ice in the wine and chocolate in the hummus 5 weeks ago:
Where… The fuck… Is the fusilli?!
- Comment on Evolution: 🖕 1 month ago:
This feels more like monkey nannas. An entirely more niche kink.
- Comment on project paperclip be like 1 month ago:
Russia also employed a bunch of Nazi scientists for their own rocket program
- Comment on project paperclip be like 1 month ago:
Russia like “Ooh! Write that down!”
- Comment on makes more sense than this shit 1 month ago:
Weasel fried itself on a transformer outside the facility, it didn’t jump inside the collider ffs
- Comment on Sony is raising all PS5 console prices in the US by $50, starting tomorrow 1 month ago:
After them sports cars
- Comment on vehicle conditions 1 month ago:
1990s Carmageddon vibes
- Comment on President Trump shows President Zelenskyy and President Macron his 4 More Years hats 1 month ago:
I have never been more disappointed to discover that something probably isn’t AI generated…
- Comment on President Trump shows President Zelenskyy and President Macron his 4 More Years hats 1 month ago:
“From mar-a-lago to mars” what? Is that a real fucking book?
- Comment on Super Weaner 1 month ago:
So she was as talking about my fat seal pup all along? Dammit!
- Comment on LYING TO CHILDREN 1 month ago:
But Wile E. Coyote didn’t run after the Road Runner. He was a “Super Genius” so he used traps and contraptions and purchased solutions to achieve what he was above. If he had just chased after the Road Runner, he would eventually catch it.
That is part of the joke.
Iirc there’s an episode where he chases RR and catches it, then scratches his head for a bit wondering what to do next… then ties it to a rocket for no reason, with entirely expected outcomes.
- Comment on Watching the American president shake hands with the second person wanted by the ICC as the world keeps becoming more unstable because of an increasing economic inequality 1 month ago:
Kajit doesn’t care if you have coin. Kajit is done giving fucks for the day.
- Comment on sponsored by raycon 1 month ago:
Low battery. Charge ze dewise.
- Comment on PSA: WASH YOUR HANDS 1 month ago:
The Daily Mail commenting on a social media post is about as legitimate a news source as “a guy that was shouting at the bins behind the pub said…”
- Comment on Mosquito Sprites 1 month ago:
Oh moi gawwdddd!
