rizzothesmall

@rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Two full raccoons y'all⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Unrelated question. Can you fit two racoons into a mason jar?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CW: Mr. Breast⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  His smile reminds me of the dead eyes of a “smiley” flight attendant at the end of a long haul.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cruel and unusual⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Put me out of my - put me out of my fucking miseryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  RIP Chester

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨German joke⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  He does also have good schtick with “British culture / language / geography / society is stupid and confusing”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨German joke⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I quite enjoy Henning When, especially when he appears on typically British things like (cats) Countdown or radio 4 shows like Just a Minute and I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inviting my friends over for dinner and putting this out ❤️⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah yes, a fork that isn’t scoop shaped and has some really short tines, and is therefore completely shit at being a fork in both of its usages

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flat earthers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unfortunately, it’s way dumber than that

  The north pole is the middle of the map and the moon goes in circles like the sun. The incredible brightness of the sun is not visible after it’s passed visibly over the horizon round in a flat circle and neither is the moon. It is not explained how the sun goes definitively down over the horizon from one geographical perspective and up into the sky from another based on this flat disk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I… Guess I just became Clementine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨California just passed a law forcing mandatory DRM in 3D printers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess we’re returning to reprap then. That’ll actually be good for innovation, I think.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hahahaha imagine⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget the people who went there because their home country didn’t allow them to religiously persecute others anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not Enough Hate⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CAH at it again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why does CAH, a hugely profitable game producer, need to crowd fund a comedy statue that will get them loads of publicity?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I need an adult⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because the dry outer skin is a rich red colour

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I could quit AI anytime I want to⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a good accelerator for mundane tasks, and usually a good indicator that you could farm those tasks out to an intern.

  You should give AI the same responsibility and trust that you give to a green intern because it will confidently fuck things up and requires an experienced eye to review anything it produces.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Watcha gonna do?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Every note counted into a bank has its serial registered. After a robbery the bank will have a full take of its stock and mark any missing notes. If you spend much of it, or deposit any of it, you’re fucked. It would need to be properly laundered through many retail fronts - ideally that are well spread out over a very wide area.

  Now, if they have gold, that shit can be melted down or more easily fenced.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Way too easy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  By all reports, trump is definitely Pig-pen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is Anon the asshole?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you have to ask the internet if you are an asshole then it’s either because you are definitely an asshole, or because you are karma farming - in which case, you are an asshole.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mass layoffs expected at EA as the now-private publisher reportedly tells its new debt masters that it's going to cut $700 million in annual costs⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “We’re going to have AI write all the games now” ~ some exec

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Video gaming⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Experiencing the original Donkey Kong lcd handheld as a child and TLOU as an adult is pretty amazing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How often is normal to masturbate?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  As much as you want to is normal. Suppressing your libido to fit in is not normal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IRJ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What is this, Facebook?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Ol' Switcheroo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Death grabbed an Anne Widdecombe t’other day. That wasn’t bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon ruins christmas⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  science doesn’t allow chocolate to grow on trees

  SMRT

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Loosing my religion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My master, Satan, says we should have premarital sex immediately

  It’s a win either way

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We found their kryptonite!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah yes, grass, the natural enemy of the giant construction machines

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Men against bush⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t hate Bush at all. She’s original, and some of her tunes are catchy, I just think that she’s taken having a unique voice a bit over the line of being silly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Was Alex Jones right about anything?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's not that bad quit whining⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You get a response from a doctor? Is this some non-UK joke I’m too UK to understand?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Minnesota man⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The crime was that the nursing home couldn’t bill for that time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looking for a career change? Then look no further!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The fact that there’s a performance based profit share is a huge draw