CW: Mr. Breast

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• Blibly@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  He’s a dead corporate puppet. No soul.

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• Carl@anarchist.nexus ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  He actually did a market study and realized that his videos with that smile on the thumbnail got more views. Like, a lot more. So he quietly started adding it into every thumbnail. He even went back to old videos are replaced the old thumbnails with ones that had that smile.

  As for why that stupid smile makes his videos more popular? No clue. Kids are weird, and he does well in that demographic. So maybe it’s just a meme at this point. But the reason he’s known for that smile is ironically because it makes him more money.

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  • Amuro_eat@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    So he’s even more soulless than I previously thought

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  • markz@suppo.fi ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Like a car crash. Horrible but can’t look away.

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  • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I doubt he’s overthinking his smile, he just isn’t actually smiling. He’s just moving his mouth.

    A genuine smile has the muscles around and under the eyes contributing as well.

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• ThePyroPython@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Picture of the Smiler from Transmetropolitan

  Y’all should read Transmetropolitan: It predicted twitter journalism/politics, streaming, the abundance of porn, bubble theory, etc.

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  • loutr@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It predicted Jordan Bardella too :

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    The caption says the RN literally paid a coach to teach him to smile. With taxpayer money of course.

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  • naught101@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Seconded. This and Nausicaa are the best comic series ever.

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• lemmylommy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Because he is a creepy ass motherfucker.

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• Amuro_eat@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Mr. Sociopath

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• state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ugh, I loathe that soulless POS.

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• Nomad@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Look, his eyes don’t smile. So his mouth just does an imitation of a smile he likely did have to train for in front of a mirror.

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• djdarren@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  He has the cold, dead eyes of a shark.

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  • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Like a doll’s eyes…

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• arotrios@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m not sure if this is a meme or a meta-analysis of our current dystopia…

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  …and dear god what is Mr. Beast doing with his other hand?

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• rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  His smile reminds me of the dead eyes of a “smiley” flight attendant at the end of a long haul.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Or my wife after we’ve had our monthly eight seconds of fun times.

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    • GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I have to believe she takes care of it all on the first of the month so she knows she’ll have 4 full weeks of peace.

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• Benchamoneh@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Both have a fixed smile with dead eyes

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• lemmyng@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  May he too be met with a horrible fate.

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• red_tomato@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s fascinating thing about Mr Beast is that the bigger his smile is, the sadder he looks.

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• pjwestin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The song you play to summon that statue is called, “The Elegy of Emptiness.” Make of that what you will.

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• grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Has he really not like practiced on a warmer smile by now?

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• _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  because the eyes are a window to the soul, and this is what it looks like when there’s nothing there to see.

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• sober_monk@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You shouldn’t have done that…

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• 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You mean Ben Drowned?

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