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- Comment on Yeah failed successfully 2 days ago:
Old snail kite: I hate foreign food
Young snail kite: Get wrecked boomer, these apple shits are lit.
Old snail kite: Does of starvation.
Young snail kite: fucks.
And so the cycle continues.
- Comment on I'm talking to the fucking Garfield 2 days ago:
feels like it.
- Comment on PROGRESS 4 days ago:
This will be an appropriate penance, I accept!
- Comment on PROGRESS 4 days ago:
Apologies, It’s obviously Nachos.
- Comment on PROGRESS 5 days ago:
thequirinokitchen.com/cheese-pimiento-pineapple-s…
Always had this around as a kid. Delicious.
- Comment on PROGRESS 5 days ago:
well, round in all directions
- Comment on PROGRESS 5 days ago:
Corn dogs and chicken balls are calzones.
Scotch Eggs are salad.
I didn’t make the cube rule of food classification, I just enforce it blindly and with great fervor.
- Comment on PROGRESS 5 days ago:
Pimento Pineapple
- Comment on Hell 2 weeks ago:
I find zoom calls to be much more helpful than in person. In person I have to bring my laptop, point to things, find a place where we can both sit, and probably send you code snippets over chat anyway, not to mention literally looking over your shoulder.
meatspace is deprecated, get over it corpos.
- Comment on Game files are verified, House 2 weeks ago:
Absolutely false. Everyone I know with ecc ram would sell their shoes for more if they could.
- Comment on what is north? 2 weeks ago:
You can’t see radiation filling up a bird’s stomach. People are, ultimately, very bad about dealing with things we cannot see.
- Comment on what is north? 2 weeks ago:
Nah, op IS wrong. The “complaint” isn’t arguing grammar, it’s explicitly pointing out that there’s a very unhelpful couple of words in the sentence.
The sentence “I live north of Antarctica” gives you basically zero information but is perfectly grammatically correct.
The line may as well have been “The weddel sea, which is made of water,…”
- Comment on Can deliberate noise harassment still be a crime if it's done every day from 7:30 AM till 10:30-11:30 PM? 2 weeks ago:
I’d have said the power to stop trains with telekinesis. You’re a better person than me.
- Comment on Australians are choosing foods that contribute to leading causes of disease. Why? 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on These Have Been Found All Across Ancient Rome (Nobody Knows Why) 3 weeks ago:
I can’t possibly fathom why a bunch of people all over would all have the same weird, seemingly useless object on them at roughly the same time period. It’s an impossible mystery.
- Comment on Anon has an unexpected day 3 weeks ago:
my favorites from Texas:
Buda -> “byou-duh” (byou as in beautiful) but NEVER “BooDah”. Occasionally you’ll hear “buttah”, but I’m sure those people are trolling
Bourne: Bernie
Bexar: Bear (Should be beHar, as in Harm, just like Texas is actually TeJas like the Ha in Hans.
D’Hanis: DaHennies, like “da pennies”
Weirdly most of the German places names are pronounced correctly, probably because they were founded by Germans who produced their names correctly for long enough that it stuck.
- Comment on ‘King of the Hill’ Revival First Details: Hank and Peggy Are Retired, Bobby’s a Dallas Chef, Dale Was Briefly Arlen’s Mayor and More 3 weeks ago:
Tons of Texas in-jokes too. One of the main characters was named Luanne Platter, which is the name of the dinner special at a restaurant called Luby’s in Texas (The LuAnn Platter). There’s still a few around, but they were a lot more prevalent back then.
Hank Hill’s job as a propane salesman is also kind of a joke. Cooking a brisket on propane, for example, is a sin. There’s even episodes where the family sneaks around his back to eat charcoal grilled burgers.
- Comment on Kanye ass idea 3 weeks ago:
I’ve always wanted to be Herdazian
- Comment on Realistically 3 weeks ago:
Having seen this movie, I have never and will never drive behind any kind of cylinder hauler, ever.
- Comment on Madame Gasket 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Rip willy boy 3 weeks ago:
Everything except your sentence, and this reply.
- Comment on I am bereaved 3 weeks ago:
the words are there, I think it counts.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
symptom management, and that’s about it.
- Comment on I like the man on his left reading the shirt 4 weeks ago:
surely you mean “shudda”
- Comment on burburbur 4 weeks ago:
that man invented the gurbergur
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what happened to clayface actually.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
But it’s borderline and every doctor feels the junkyard pastiche of coping mechanisms you’ve developed over the years is good enough (it’s not) and the refuse to prescribe medication to help you
- Comment on Aggressive negotiations 4 weeks ago:
Almost. He’d break the glass and steal all the Cheetos with no warning, and then declare that Cheeto theft is through the roof. Then he’d demand that Mr Cheeto needs to make it right by selling Cheetos at a 80% discount. Then Mr. Cheeto will donate a mill dollars to his campaign and he’ll wander off in search of his next victim.
Since the vending machine was trashed they just removed it without replacing it.
- Comment on Vampires are from Jersey 4 weeks ago:
Three characters you say.
No!terday
- Comment on The emotional support dunkies 5 weeks ago:
Hear me out. Next Gen “reboot” ala Strange new worlds where Affleck is an older Riker nearing the end of his command of the Titan.
