a_non_monotonic_function

@a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ouch⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  LET ME SEE. THE. CHILDREN.

  He shouted, his veins full of freedom.

  No, they said in an evil, immigrant chuckle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Relieving oneself over the edge of the ship⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Not with that attitude it isn’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WHOLE MILK⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I love the part later when she is shitting herself uncontrollably.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨misleading cover⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You have to admit the ability to get pounded in the butt by your own butt is pretty remarkably convenient.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨misleading cover⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which one is it!?!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  In George Washington Carver’s name. Amen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which one is it!?!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nope. Fuck that. Peanuts? Yes. Butter? Yes. Sauce (e.g., stir fry)? Yes. With chocolate? Yes. Protein shake? Yes. Sandwich? Yes. Curry? Yes. A pastry? Yes. Savory? Yes.

  The entire world agrees that peanuts need to be gargled.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Video Games Need to Be Cheaper to Buy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I buy a ton of games a year after they release or so. I got the benefit of the expanded edition or whatever and it’s just as much fun for me as it was for everybody else a year or two ago.

  Now I play a lot of single player stuff, so your mileage may vary.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨big improvement⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just a normal human dude from Tuscan Arizona.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which is it?.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Moving it around made it skip⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Look at Me big timer here with a decent CD player.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We tested a transport app that cost the public £4m against Google Maps⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Great point. If someone else may derive value from it, then it is a lost cause and no one should have it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can either get away with everything, or you can't⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Best because Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Me too, but my body hair doesn’t look like that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Top of the world, ma⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So they have a 50% success rate. Pretty decent.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horizon Hunters Gathering reportedly delays Horizon 3, as Sony prioritizes multiplayer PS5 game⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gotta double charge. Really important.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sometimes all choices suck and we have to figure out shit out. A real thing in life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone old enough to have used this before GPS?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  abalone

  Hey you f****** idiot. You know I’m using voice transcription, and you choose to make fun of me because a word may be misplaced somewhere?

  You realize you are actually a piece of garbage right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone old enough to have used this before GPS?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sorry that I didn’t adapt to your expectations. That must have been ableist of me.

  I mean come the f*** on. We’re not talking about anything that matters we’re talking about a f****** asterix that’s not ableism That’s just you people being a bunch of c**** with a stupid lemmy purity test.

  You are seriously saying that I’m not accommodating you as an abled person by not going out of my way to do what you expect?

  Let me runs around with the pretense that people are actually left leaning and compassionate, but as a Reddit clone it clearly is just that. A gathering place for morons who would rather argue than not be pieces of s***.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bonobos can "play pretend"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve long contended that primates are, in principle, too stupid to be real.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone old enough to have used this before GPS?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  BTW, your first sentence is part of the problem.

  How do you think this one works:

  “I thought racism had to be intentional. I just said some things, man!”

  Don’t turn shit back on the other person.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone old enough to have used this before GPS?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Next time, before I post, I’ll be sure to gather up all the things I don’t know before I press send.

  Your intentions were clear when you said this stupid shit. It’s about as useful as the other guy who was like why don’t you just use a better transcriber or not to be disabled or some s***.

  You heard somebody was suffering and you decided well, time to be a bigger a******…

  That being said, if I were to say something ableist knowing what I know now, then yeah, feel free to scream and call me an asshole.

  I’m not yelling. And clearly you are actually an a******. See your previous post for evidence.

  I only said what I said because lemmy is inundated with memes that have had all the “bad words” censored.

  I don’t believe you. Because it isn’t the memes, people are constantly berating anybody who has asterixes in their words because we’re f****** afraid. Seriously every few f****** threads there is somebody complaining about asterixes in people’s curse words. The real, honest question is: did it hurt you in any way, or were you just being morally superior about your ability to use curse words with your fine manual dexterity.

  Before I was calling you out on being an a****** I was pointing out that you’re ignorant. Voice transcription by default usually has censorship. I just live with it because I really don’t give a s***. When you complained about all the things you don’t know, this is an actual reasonable one because of f*** ton of able people use voice transcription because it’s convenient.

  Please don’t come in twice clearly as the worst person, and then act in contrite like you’re the better person. It doesn’t work because that’s clearly not you.

  I don’t always like being me, but I’ll be damned if I ever become you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone old enough to have used this before GPS?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No I’m pointing out ableists are being ableist

  You seem to be deeply offended that you saw some asterixes on the internet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone old enough to have used this before GPS?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, it’s pretty easy. Next time don’t be an ableist cunt.

  You see some stars and freak the fuck out? Do you happen to be a middle schooler.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone old enough to have used this before GPS?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Man I’m sure it was something like that. Honestly at this point I mostly remember what MapQuest looked like if we wanted to go old school.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone old enough to have used this before GPS?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have nerve damage in my hands. I use a lot of voice dict ation and the default has curse word censored. I don’t care enough to change it.

  Frankly it’s shocking to me that so many people on Lemmy first off don’t know this and second off care so very much that they have to bring it up whenever it happens.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone old enough to have used this before GPS?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That looks a lot nicer than the big foldable pieces of s*** that we all had.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He wrecked shit and killed a cow. Banger.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The boiled peanut is superior to the baked bean.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Am old country favorite.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why I gave up electronics club⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Stupid meme sharing fuckers.