a_non_monotonic_function
@a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
- Comment on President Trump reacts to President Biden’s cancer diagnosis: "I don't feel sorry for him" 1 day ago:
They gonna auto pen the shit out of Trump while claiming that each of them have had a very nice 20 minute conversation with him the other day.
- Comment on Sorcery battle 4 days ago:
Oh, fuck no. Just confirming there is enough homosexual magic to make it worthwhile.
Otherwise it is the sorcery equivalent to jerking off.
- Comment on Sorcery battle 4 days ago:
But it’s still gay sorcery? Oh thank God.
- Comment on Never a dull moment 5 days ago:
Sometimes I slurp up the noodles and I’m like wait, I wasn’t eating noodles and I’m not eating and why do I have a lizard up my nose???
- Comment on I thought it was nonsense. But then tried it out and it works great 6 days ago:
Aim it at your neighbor’s window. They love that.
- Comment on I thought it was nonsense. But then tried it out and it works great 6 days ago:
Sounds like a challenge.
- Comment on The size decrease of fast-food over the last 5 years. 1 week ago:
Or go to a local shop and get a decent sandwich.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
That’s because it provides an authentic, New York slice. XD
(According to Michael Scott.)
- Comment on Indeed and Glassdoor and linkedin 1 week ago:
Indoor
- Comment on Scope 1 week ago:
Davis Drama and good art. ROFLCOPTER
- Comment on Choices 1 week ago:
I got an STD from seeing this picture.
- Comment on 🏭🏭🏭 1 week ago:
I remember being forced to babysit all the time so my parents could discover how bad they were at having a social life.
Good times.
- Comment on Choices 1 week ago:
Got u fam.
- Comment on The Three Sisters: Corn, Beans, and Squash. 1 week ago:
- Comment on Boys will be boys 1 week ago:
Growing takes a lot of calories.
- Comment on Euphoria for a thousand kernals 1 week ago:
Because now you’re unknown about the mouth feel.
- Comment on 📡📡📡 2 weeks ago:
No one gonna gaslight us like this. Stay strong.
- Comment on 📡📡📡 2 weeks ago:
Oh, God, the horny just stops at the end of the movie?
- Comment on A new PlayStation controller patent showcases a controller with no physical buttons 2 weeks ago:
PlayStation is speed running losing business for PS6.
- Comment on How would Sam Altman have any idea what humans enjoy? 2 weeks ago:
Ask them to write Python code for you. Infinite token glitch.
- Comment on How would Sam Altman have any idea what humans enjoy? 2 weeks ago:
Guns, in the most literal sense, have no ability to vocalize to a suicidal teenager that the world would be a better place without them and give them advice on their noose tying skills.
These literally aren’t even in the same ballpark.
- Comment on Fappucino 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on How polite 2 weeks ago:
Wow! Honestly, I thought there’s as many dicks that want holes as there are holes for dicks.
Who would have thunk.
- Comment on How polite 2 weeks ago:
Wait, for real? Is that indicative of reality or just the one site?
- Comment on Statistically unlikely 2 weeks ago:
Non-ambiguous use of language is important in our training.
- Comment on Which is it Lemmy? 2 weeks ago:
More importantly, what if I straddle the blue one?
Img pls?
- Comment on Republicans head home for the summer after a string of losses in Congress 2 weeks ago:
I mean, don’t they also get retirement pay forever–something else that they’ve sought over the years to deny us?
- Comment on POV: You just said something the Tesseract Developer didn't like 2 weeks ago:
What a controlling dork, lol.
- Comment on POV: You just said something the Tesseract Developer didn't like 2 weeks ago:
I think that is what mine is doing. XD
- Comment on Hey hey hey looks like I am in now 🥳 2 weeks ago:
"Where the hell is everybody… This place is dead…"
- Tesseract users (most likely)