a_non_monotonic_function
@a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
- Comment on Happy Easter Lemmy. 2 days ago:
For Timberlake specifically?
- Comment on No, I don't know what a rabbit is, nor do I care. 2 days ago:
No, you tell the fucking cassowary what to do. I’m headed in the other direction.
- Comment on The Giving Tree 2 days ago:
If you are really bad she pegs you.
- Comment on Get in y'all 3 days ago:
Bang *bussy.
- Comment on chesecak 3 days ago:
I ate Dav becaus he didn’t like anything going to waste. 😞
- Comment on PlayStation Studios Removes Nearly All PC References From Websites 3 days ago:
And the sales were sometimes a tiny chunk of what Playstation sold.
- Comment on You probably want to see this too, doncha, ya freaks? 4 days ago:
OP is very much a symptom of the weak anus. If you stretch it out properly it works. If you don’t stretch it at all, the can just crushes between the cheeks.
OP is more inline with the latter. Skill issue.
- Comment on The unAbomber. Otherwise, I agree. 1 week ago:
Yikes.
- Comment on The Three Stooges are back on TV 1 week ago:
Back. They push the arms out.
Think the underarm wings on a body builder.
- Comment on The Three Stooges are back on TV 1 week ago:
Invisible lat syndrome.
- Comment on The Three Stooges are back on TV 1 week ago:
Strong, tough dudes who, unfortunately, suffer from ILS.
- Comment on 11 year old girl telling Abraham Lincoln to grow beard so more people will vote for him (it actually worked) 1 week ago:
No, I saw the movie. This sale happened.
- Comment on The other spectrum 1 week ago:
Or drugs, sort of bored rn.
- Comment on The other spectrum 1 week ago:
Because I’d there is sex, I’m in.
- Comment on The other spectrum 1 week ago:
How big is the bench, or is this a long-term sort of commitment?
- Comment on Reform Welsh election candidate pictured performing Nazi salute 1 week ago:
Look at that fucking face. He is so into doing it in public.
- Comment on Anon Promotes Shrimp Farming 1 week ago:
Oh, fuck you, have an upvote.
- Comment on Americans be like: 1 week ago:
American here. What the fuck is a rail?
- Comment on WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CURSOR? 1 week ago:
Pp
- Comment on What Loosens a Vagins? 1 week ago:
No gregnant?
- Comment on It's true 1 week ago:
Given that they were literally dying after the event, I would call that a hard “no.”
- Comment on Might as well bring it full circle 1 week ago:
Something like this could be rephrased as: economy is so bad that no one has money for sex.
- Comment on Today’s layoffs (Epic Games official post) 1 week ago:
Could be a swift punch in the dick.
- Comment on Today’s layoffs (Epic Games official post) 1 week ago:
As far as severance goes there certainly worse.
- Comment on Switch 2 demand appears to be flagging as Nintendo reportedly lowers production 1 week ago:
I would take a new fire emblem game, but certainly not a full upgrade for it.
I upgraded to the OLED model years back and it works fine for me.
- Comment on 3D Print some math. 2 weeks ago:
Hiu
- Comment on Women are being abandoned by their partners on hiking trails. What’s behind ‘alpine divorce’? 2 weeks ago:
Dude, your very first insult was that I had some level of formal education in the humanities.
From there it has just been me laughing at your manosphere reject ass. XD
Have a great evening and stay safe from your many oppressors.
- Comment on Women are being abandoned by their partners on hiking trails. What’s behind ‘alpine divorce’? 2 weeks ago:
I got the point and I feel very bad about the oppression you deal with every day as a white male.
I do feel for you.
- Comment on Women are being abandoned by their partners on hiking trails. What’s behind ‘alpine divorce’? 2 weeks ago:
Got you. It must be so hard being a man in modern society. No one knows your pain. XD
- Comment on Hypothetically, if a Black Millionaire had their home broken into by a poor White person, how much danger is there of the Black Millionaire getting shot by cops "by mistake"? 2 weeks ago:
I’m the US the millionaire status really doesn’t change things.