a_non_monotonic_function
@a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
- Comment on From our family to yours, merry Christmas! 1 hour ago:
I don’t think that will stop it.
- Comment on 64$ the ticket, 1040$ surcharge. 2 hours ago:
B******* mostly.
- Comment on get it Mildred 2 hours ago:
Mildred fucks.
- Comment on There are no odd numbers divisible by 2 19 hours ago:
Perhaps, but who am I to judge.
- Comment on Wilford! 1 day ago:
Through his urethra. He is into that.
- Comment on Ben swag... 1 day ago:
Why do you drink the bone hurting juice?
- Comment on Amazon Workers at DJT6 Facility in Riverside Join Teamsters 1 day ago:
Big names have a big draw. So they treat people like shit.
- Comment on It's the truth! 2 days ago:
Look, man, I’m not concerned with what middle earth or Mordor or whatever can see, I’m here on the planet U S of A.
- Comment on Become Ungovernable 2 days ago:
Oh, sorry, I’m a competitive pisser.
Even when it is just for kicks I take my craft seriously.
- Comment on You nomster! 2 days ago:
There is often a tactile cue.
- Comment on Become Ungovernable 2 days ago:
If you are very careful you can pee through the hole.
- Comment on The crossover you've been waiting for 2 days ago:
Power bottom, actually.
- Comment on Russell Brand faces new rape and sexual assault charges 3 days ago:
Because it’s clearly works.
- Comment on Sony's Naughty Dog Studio Orders Employee Overtime on ‘Intergalactic’ 3 days ago:
Nope. You have your programmers work more hours and their productivity is just going to tank.
There are much smarter ways to do this, but the jobs are so in-demand that they can treat employees like slaves.
- Comment on Sony's Naughty Dog Studio Orders Employee Overtime on ‘Intergalactic’ 3 days ago:
The code was almost impossible to port when the time came.
There are bigger things at work here.
- Comment on Neanderthals wouldn't be considered a person under U.S law 4 days ago:
Also not a person. Did you read the image?
- Comment on Someone has a LOT of dusty computers 5 days ago:
Probably safer, too.
- Comment on Neanderthals wouldn't be considered a person under U.S law 5 days ago:
Every definition must exclude things.
- Comment on Looking for 3D Platformer recommendations on sale on Steam 5 days ago:
Yes to Portal.
- Comment on Diabolical 6 days ago:
Shit, fr fr? No cap, imma slam this here gavel.
- Comment on Of course there is. 1 week ago:
That isn’t true. They also don’t like socialism, which they also define as communism.
- Comment on Corn or something 🌽 1 week ago:
We have to stop corn Fox! Shout “cornfox, stop corning! three times!”
- Comment on Totally unhinged 1 week ago:
I’ve never met one.
My wife spent a bit of time as a nanny. It doesn’t sound like you have.
- Comment on GitHub - scallyw4g/bonsai: The procedural generation voxel engine 1 week ago:
I bet this will be good for the games that do.
- Comment on Word. 1 week ago:
That is some professional grade typesetting there.
- Comment on What is this colour? 1 week ago:
Mustard after dark. 🦵
- Comment on Lasagna 1 week ago:
Maybe he should.
Odie should slap a bitch for taking back.
- Comment on Attitudes 1 week ago:
As Bernard Q. Database had dreamed.
- Comment on I paint houses 1 week ago:
Just for tips or bottoms, too?
- Comment on How solar panels generate electricity 1 week ago:
They also function as adequate bird-zappers from what I’ve heard.