a_non_monotonic_function
@a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
- Comment on Can one of the math addicts of lemmy.world calculate how much it would cost to give every adult in the US 5k for voting Republican? Also who is going to pay for it? My guess taxpayers. 10 hours ago:
Why meth addicts, though?
- Comment on Here, I have gathered as many blue dogs as I could find across all media 10 hours ago:
You are correct.
- Comment on True love 2 days ago:
Dude, you’re not the only one who doesn’t like Billy Corrigan by far.
Enjoying old pumpkin stuff is different.
- Comment on Such is life 3 days ago:
The voice
What?..
gestures all over the fucking place
You gonna just fly over this bird-feeder, for which I have procured premium seeds in a gently, hand mixes quantity?
Man starts gyrating at the hips.
Laurence Fishbourne and colleagues shout and celebrate rather enthusiastically.
- Comment on "If you ain't got the dough-re-mi boys, if you ain't got the dough-re-me:" 3 days ago:
Lol. I’m not a fan, but they are one of the few non punk anarcho communist bands I know of.
- Comment on Hot sauce 3 days ago:
Nice. My trademark is ass to mouth.
- Comment on "If you ain't got the dough-re-mi boys, if you ain't got the dough-re-me:" 4 days ago:
I guess you can have Chumbawumba?
- Comment on Hot sauce 4 days ago:
Cool. Put some in your rectum.
- Comment on Hello my urine angels. 😇 4 days ago:
Roger that. Laying down now!
- Comment on Xbox is reportedly set to officially name The Elder Scrolls 6: Sentinel as soon as next month 5 days ago:
Only five years?
Fucking fuck this is amazing!!!
- Comment on Patrick Stewart, stage giant also of ‘Star Trek’ and ‘X-Men’ fame, dies at 86 5 days ago:
Wait, that is how people know him?
You know, he could see everything, right?
- Comment on The most evil section of humanity 1 week ago:
This dude is def a candy corn bitch.
- Comment on Web shooter 1 week ago:
Cumquatcunut.
- Comment on Sure, why not 3 weeks ago:
Face sitting.
- Comment on Why? 3 weeks ago:
If you want to pay for cables, go ahead and pay for cables.
- Comment on What I Imagine Taylor Swift Fans Eat 3 weeks ago:
That chicken is so white, it uses race-based crime statistics to draw all of its sociological conclusions.
- Comment on Sleep paralysis demon. 3 weeks ago:
This particular genre of surgery has been covered specifically.
Repo, Voyager, the Twilight Zone…
Sci fi has been warning of this breed of fascism for a long time.
- Comment on Wholesome 3 weeks ago:
d i e d
- Comment on AI Driving Game Players Are Burning Through So Many Tokens Its Developer Had to Take Out a Bank Loan to Keep It Running 3 weeks ago:
My guess is that they are just morons. It is really easy to be confident in your projections if you are a stupid person.
- Comment on Ah, Beans 4 weeks ago:
Please don’t forget the folic acid.
- Comment on Ah, Beans 4 weeks ago:
He is rather large and they provide substantial nutritional benefits.
- Comment on Don't worry, the fuel can't melt the steel beams 5 weeks ago:
Never mind, I’m an idiot and I’m partially blind.
- Comment on Bisexuality released in 1995 and the devs still haven't dropped an update 5 weeks ago:
They are giving a stern look because they will fuck you.
- Comment on Insomniac's Wolverine hits 1.9 million sales despite controversy, becomes Sony's top first-party game of 2026 1 month ago:
Even the insane funds, it looks like it was a complete failure.
I suspect you may have seen the video of people going out of bounds in that one area? They were able to find larger portions of cities, small towns and so forth.
It looks like the game was originally meant to be open world or closer to it, but probably due to constraints they bailed on that.
I’m guessing that’s the source of a lot of people’s dislike.
- Comment on I’m Like Glue, I Stick to Other Artists 1 month ago:
We all probably have on accident at a department store or whatever.
- Comment on me irl 1 month ago:
I’m actually becoming deeply convinced that one of the biggest dangers to the Jewish community is Israel itself.
As things currently stand, they have the power to make people hate Jewish people more than just about anything else in this world.
Not because I’m conflating being Jewish with being Israeli or vice versa, but because that appears to be the message they want to the world to embrace. That is really synonymous with being Jewish.
Look at how quickly right wingers run the world are to jump to calling you anti-Semitic if you don’t appreciate something israel does.
- Comment on Battery-Powered Attachment Turns Diesel Semis Into Hybrid EVs 1 month ago:
Yeah, but there’s a ton of short distance and inner city routes for which it could be usable.
Plenty out there besides the long whole stuff.
- Comment on Michelin-starred restaurant fined for serving dessert topped with ants 1 month ago:
That changes the story in a remarkable way.
- Comment on I will not be opening for Ed Sheeran 1 month ago:
If Ed Sheeran contacts me, I’m going to tell him he’s a fucking cunt.
- Comment on I will not be opening for Ed Sheeran 1 month ago:
That’s more than most fucking people put in.