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• friend_of_satan@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  You’d think he’d just watch AI porn.

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• panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Imagine fucking someone and it causes $260 billion dollars in financial damages

  I think most of Lenny would count this as a remarkable accomplishment

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• TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Context:

  The woman who had an affair with Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang is an executive at a Singapore-based company whose purchases of chips from the artificial intelligence giant raised concerns among U.S. officials, it has been alleged.

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  • PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well, it does explain why he was so insistent that NVidia continue being allowed to sell chips to China, I guess.

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• Zephorah@discuss.online ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So, one man decides to lead with his penis instead of his brain and an economy collapses?

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  • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Men are clearly too emotional to hold important leadership positions.

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    • Zephorah@discuss.online ⁨18⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      That is where I was going with that, yes. I am tired of the ridiculous “women are too emotional to lead” arguments.

      It’s damp and moldy.

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• Enkrod@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I think his libido is more like an angry bird flying at this one block…

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• saltnotsugar@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Some dude in the board room: Fuck Jensen.
  CEO: …fuck indeed. I have a cunning plan.

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• QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Huang like a horse”

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• VibeSurgeon@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s basically just $NVDA that is down, there’s no AI stock market collapse today.

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• schroedingersKoala@piefed.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So I was right all along calling him a psychopath “fucker”.

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• chaos@beehaw.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The little block might be “Jensen’s wife’s desire for chaos” because if they split, she probably gets a lot of Nvidia stock, and dumping it will get her a bunch of cash while it tanks the stock price…

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