Enkrod
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- Comment on Interesting 4 days ago:
The rest of the human too btw. and an egg-cell.
- Comment on What makes a fart dry vs wet? 1 week ago:
I’m not a doctor, just a curious guy with an equally curious girlfriend and since we like to be informed we’ve read up on stuff. Also I suffer from irritable bowel syndrome so I know a little bit about that. But if you have serious questions don’t ask me, ask a medical professional.
Having said that, that clear, slimy butt-juice is called mucus, it’s what’s coating your colon and just a little bit of slimy mucus in your stool is normal.
Large amounts of clear(ish) stool could be something a doctor should look into.
- Comment on What makes a fart dry vs wet? 1 week ago:
Yes, the need to defecate is (mostly) governed by the rectal walls stretching.
- Comment on What makes a fart dry vs wet? 1 week ago:
So, behind your anus, there is your rectum, it’s a chamber that is usually empty, only if the colon is too full or shortly before you defecate does it get filled with stool.
Normal farts are gas coming from your colon and filling your rectum like a balloon, when you fart all that pressure is released and because the rectum is usually empty, only gas escapes.
But when you do have stool in your rectum… for example because your colon is overflowing into it or because the consistency of your stool is too fluid to be held back from the rectum, then that depressurization will push out with it the other content of your ass, straight into your underpants.
This is btw. how anal-sex is usually cleaner than people imagine it to be, because the rectum is empty (mostly) clean.
Still… wash your hands/dick/toy before touching anyone, anything or anywhere else. Generally be hygienic guys.
- Comment on irresistable 1 week ago:
This is Tiffany, walking back home. Start with the boots. They are big and heavy boots, much repaired by her father and they’d belonged to various sisters before her; she wore several pairs of socks to keep them on. They are big. Tiffany sometimes feels she is nothing more than a way of moving boots around.
Then there is the dress. it has been owned by many sisters before her and has been taken up, taken out, taken down and taken in by her mother so many times that it really ought to have been taken away.
A few pages later
She ran out of her hiding place with the frying pan swinging like a bat. The screaming monster, leaping out of the water, met the frying pan coming the other way with a clang.
It was a good clang, with the oiyoiyoiyoioioioioinnnnnnggggg that is the mark of a clang well done.
Terry Pratchett - The Wee Free Men
And Corporal Nobbs… well, anyone like Nobby had unlimited reasons for not wishing to be seen by other people. You didn’t have to think hard about that. The only reason you couldn’t say that Nobby was close to the animal kingdom was that the animal kingdom would get up and walk away.
Terry Pratchett - Guards Guards
- Comment on Pop it in your calendars 2 weeks ago:
Accurate but also not. PewDiePie came out in favour and PirateSoftware lied about it. But I think Thor lying created a huge burst of coverage about how he’s wrong and really created lots of noise about it.
- Comment on Which one are you? 2 weeks ago:
The societal acquiescence of the existence of poverty.
- Comment on Sure honey 2 weeks ago:
She appreciates the enthusiasm but wishes you’d take your time using your lips and fingers and only then start to exhaust yourself.
- Comment on Which one are you? 2 weeks ago:
Lawful good and neutral good are the ONLY acceptable anwers
- Comment on Breaking: Netflix has made another minor change for their subscribers. 2 weeks ago:
Yar-har, fiddle-dee-dee!
- Comment on A Polish jalapeño pastry 3 weeks ago:
And wasps will kill any fly that dares come close. Only thing they like more than sugar is protein.
- Comment on My Take Home Pay 3 weeks ago:
First off even for regular checkups I have to pay extra cuz a continues 1/5th of my pay isn’t enough
That is so wild. The US has the most expensive system in the world and often not that great service in return and somehow so many are convinced that their broken system is so much better… I guess that’s partly explained by an also broken education system. That’s something that always has been broken as far as I can remember, but now it’ll get sooooo much worse under Trump.
Plus I’m brown enough to live in fear of getting an accidental deportation parking ticket. Here, you hit the wrong car and they can apparently blast your front door. How does any of that even help me?
Aaaaaand another thing that’s getting sooooo much worse under Trump. And all paid for by your taxes.
I’ll emphasize though, the problem isn’t taxes, it’s a broken political system where 0.01% of the population pay for 50% or more of political campaigning and the people have allowed their representatives to create a system of government that fucks them over for reasons that appeal to their basest instincts.
- Comment on My Take Home Pay 3 weeks ago:
My Take-Home in Germany is a little less than two thirds of my pay.
The difference is that I’m happy with it, because I get my moneys worth in return. Holy shit healthcare alone is just so goddamn cheap compared to what all my health issues would cost extra in the US.
Yes, rich assholes not paying their fair share is a problem over here too, but far less than in the US and honestly, for my personal happiness it’s far more important that I can see the positive impact my taxes have on me and in my community.
I think that’s the biggest difference, are taxes levied for mutual benefit or to funnel money to the mayors/governors/presidents daughters company and thus are a means to rob the populace? Over here it’s overwhelmingly for mutual benefit.
- Comment on How streaming changed the way you watch TV 4 weeks ago:
Kids of today are doing alright, they’ll go to the shitter, look at their phone and smile when Discord pings them with
Radarr
The Last Unicorn (1982)
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Overview
From a riddle-speaking butterfly, a unicorn learns that she is supposedly the last of her kind, all the others having been herded away by the Red Bull. The unicorn sets out to discover the truth behind the butterfly’s words. She is eventually joined on her quest by Schmendrick, a second-rate magicia… Links TMDb / Trakt / IMDb / YouTube - Comment on Anon likes trains 5 weeks ago:
Yeah, but that’s not a rail problem, that’s a Deutsche Bahn problem.
- Comment on That's me 5 weeks ago:
I feel called out, you even got an image of me.
- Comment on Looking for the perfect 5 year anniversary gift? 1 month ago:
Solingen aporoves
- Comment on Kid gave a reasonable answer without all the math bullshit 1 month ago:
So…
(4/6)m >= (5/6)l m >= (5/4)l
Which means Marty’s pizza is one and a quarter the size of Luis’ pizza. We can comfortably just compare the area, since we can assume a flat disk with equal height for a pizza.
Assuming Luis’ pizza is a Domino’s Classic size of 25cm that’s an area of:
(25cm / 2)² * π = (625cm² / 4) * π = 490.874cm²So Marty’s pizza should be at least 490.874cm² * 1.25 = 613.5925cm² for 4/6 of his to be greater or equal of 5/6 of Luis’, so:
sqrt(613.5925cm² / π) * 2 = 13,975426964cm * 2 = 27,950853929cmSince Marty’s pizza is equal or greater, let’s go with 28cm diameter… which happens to match exactly a Domino’s Medium size.
That’s a very realistic scenario and the teacher is an absolute idiot for not understanding.
- Comment on Too bad we can't all act like this 1 month ago:
We can’t? Why not? I can. Most people do! Everyone could… some don’t. Fuck those assholes.
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 1 month ago:
Flight of the Navigator
Oh wow, this kicked up some memories
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 1 month ago:
Big Trouble in Little China
- Comment on Whatever you decide to name 'em 1 month ago:
Pommes and Chips! 🇩🇪
- Comment on We're deep into the baggy era mate 1 month ago:
The day I wear drop crotch is the day my GF dies laughing
- Comment on We're deep into the baggy era mate 1 month ago:
Skinny pants are a satanic device solely made to torture the inappropriately shaped
- Comment on Anon isn't fooled by planes 1 month ago:
it helps that the glue is hot enough to also melt the glued materials a little bit
Which is why most glues are really agressive towards the surfaces they adhere. Better bonding if it melts a littke into each other and then hardens together.
- Comment on Chicken breast steak medium-rare is the best kind of steak 2 months ago:
- Comment on Iceland approved the 4-day workweek in 2019: nearly 6 years later, all the predictions made have come true. 2 months ago:
I would love that. Just one more day, one more day a week to do my own activities. That would help so much with all the anxieties.
- Comment on Finally. Its been keeping me up at night 2 months ago:
You can rest assured, it’s not fake.
Hyalinobatrachium dianae, also known as Diane’s bare-hearted glass frog or Kermit frog, is a species of Costa Rican glass frog in the family Centrolenidae
Due to the frog’s resemblance to Kermit, the discovery attracted a substantial amount of attention in popular media. Tweets and news articles comparing H. dianae to Kermit helped images of the frog go viral. The attention prompted Disney to release an official interview where Kermit talked about H. dianae, saying, for example, “Googly eyes run in our family.”.
- Comment on Sponging Bob 2 months ago:
- Comment on Bobby won’t live long. 3 months ago:
If ever I get the chance to relieve myself on Jack Chicks grave…
