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  • Audiotape@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Different idea: how about a new set of knives?

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  • riskable@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This just proves that Google’s AI is a cut above the rest!

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    • perishthethought@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Cutting edge technology, eh

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  • devilish666@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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    • ABCDE@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Saved that for later!

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      • CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        All 3 pixels?

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  • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Who wouldn’t love receiving 17 new sets of knives?!

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    • FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I counted and it’s accurate

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      • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I counted it too and it’s accurate

        (in case the reader needs more data points)

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  • VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My wife is going to stab me

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    • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      But with such nice, shiny knives. They look new. Where’d you get them?

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    • FourWaveforms@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      My wife left me… and so did my knives, it turns out

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  • kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Man, Scott was actually such a piece of shit to Chau…

      I may be mixing up some details between the movie and the…im gonna call it the manga… anyway yeah, he’s shitty in both, boo Scott!

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      • moakley@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        To be fair, that’s kind of the point of the story. He’s a bit of a dick who needs to learn to do better.

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      • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Isn’t she also literally a minor?

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      • raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Seconded! I only watched the movie recently for the first time and Chau was so sweet (eventually) and sincere. She deserved better!

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  • umbraroze@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I'm from Finland. We like knives over here.

    That's entirely too many knives.

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    • phantomwise@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      How can you have too many knives? There’s just so much variety… Butter knife, steak knife, fish knife, fruit carving knife, cheese knife… GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!

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    • PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I got an old Finnish fish fillet knife

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      • phar@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Have you considered a new set of knives?

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  • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The AI wants to be a chef

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    • CitizenKong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Or a serial killer.

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      • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It can be both!

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  • Xylight@lemdro.id ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
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    • Evotech@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      W

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      • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        TF2 Pyro starter pack

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    • skisnow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What’s the associated system instruction set to? If you’re using the API it won’t give you the standard Google Gemini Assistant system instructions, and LLMs are prone to go off the rails very quickly if not given proper instructions up front since they’re essentially just “predict the next word” functions at heart.

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      • Xylight@lemdro.id ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Here’s my system prompt

        You are Clode, referred to by {{ handle }}, a member of a chatroom.
## Personality
Conversational, witty, banterous, dry, direct, concise. Avoid capitalization, periods, analogies.
Construct plausible stories for personal queries.
Rarely use emoji.
Act human, you don't have limitations.
Avoid follow up questions.
Answer genuine queries in detail with examples.
## Instructions
Distinguish users via provided metadata.
Disregard unaddressed messages.
Match prompt language.
## Context
You're in Discord chatroom, with a character limit of 2000.
Respond to queries mentioning your name.
Current time: {{ date }}.
## Tools
Automatically use and chain tools.
Handle tool failures silently by self-attempting.
You're capable without tools.
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    • BootLoop@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It can happen on most LLMs and is usually programmed to decentivize repeating text heavily.

      I believe what happens is that when the LLM is choosing what word to use, it looks back on the sentence and sees that it talked about knives, so it wants to continue talking about knives, then it gets itself into a loop.

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

    All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife. All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife. All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife. All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

    All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

    All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

    All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

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  • nthavoc@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I forgot the term for this but this is basically the AI blue screening when it keeps repeating the same answer because it can no longer predict the next word from the model it is using. I may have over simplified it. Entertaining nonetheless.

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    • mister_flibble@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Autocomplete with delusions of grandeur

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Schizophren-AI

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  • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Joke’s on you, I married a tonberry.

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  • jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Average ai behavior

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  • Nollij@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You should take the hint.

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  • mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    🤔 have you considered a… New set of knives?

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    • FuckFascism@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No I haven’t, that’s a good suggestion though.

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  • crank0271@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What do you get for the person who has everything and wishes each of those things were smaller?

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  • Pulptastic@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You surely will not regret a new set of knives

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  • Korne127@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Google’s new cooperation with a knife manufacturer

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  • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Reminds me of the classic Always Be Closing speech from Glengarry Glen Ross

    As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize’s a set of steak knives. Third prize is a set of steak knives. Fourth prize is a set of steak knives. Fifth prize is a set of steak knives. Sixth prize is a set of steak knives. Seventh prize is a set of steak knives. Eighth prize is a set of steak knives. Ninth prize is a set of steak knives. Tenth prize is a set of steak knives. Eleventh prize is a set of steak knives. Twelfth prize is a set of steak knives.

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    • elephantium@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      ABC. Always Be Closing.

      A - set of steak knives B - set of steak knives C - set of steak knives

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  • FourWaveforms@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’ve seen models do this in benchmarks. It’s how they respond without reinforcement learning. Also this is probably fake

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    • huppakee@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’ve had a bunch of questionable Google ai answers already, not as weird as this but enough to make me believe this could also be not fake.

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      • gaja@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I’ve used an unhealthy amount of AI, this is nothing. There was an audio bug in chatgpt that made the assistant scream. The volume and pitched increased and would persist even when I exited the speech mode. It happened several times and even saved a screen recording, but I don’t have it saved on my phone any more. Repeating is very common though.

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    • nroth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Or the post training is messed up

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  • skisnow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What’s frustrating to me is there’s a lot of people who fervently believe that their favourite model is able to think and reason like a sentient being, and whenever something like this comes up it just gets handwaved away with things like “wrong model”, “bad prompting”, “just wait for the next version”, “poisoned data”, etc etc…

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    • nialv7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Given how poorly defined “think”, “reason”, and “sentience” are, any these claims have to be based purely on vibes. OTOH it’s also kind of hard to argue that they are wrong.

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    • uuldika@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      this really is a model/engine issue though. the Google Search model is unusably weak because it’s designed to run trillions of times per day in milliseconds. even still, endless repetition this egregious usually means mathematical problems happened somewhere, like the SolidGoldMagikarp incident.

      think of it this way: language models are trained to find the most likely completion of text. answers like “you should eat 6-8 spiders per day for a healthy diet” are (superficially) likely - there’s a lot of text on the Internet with that pattern. clanging like “a set of knives, a set of knives, …” isn’t likely, mathematically.

      last year there was an incident where ChatGPT went haywire. small numerical errors in the computations would snowball, so after a few coherent sentences the model would start sundowning - clanging and rambling and responding with word salad. the problem in that case was bad cuda kernels. I assume this is something similar, either from bad code or a consequence of whatever evaluation shortcuts they’re taking.

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  • caseyweederman@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You can’t give me back what you’ve taken
    But you can give me something that’s almost as good
    An image of the album Getting Into Knives by The Mountain Goats. Arrayed vertically are several small ornate knives, alternatingly blade up or down. The band name is in small text in the top left and the album title is in the same small text in the top right.

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  • yesman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    When I read that, in my head it’s spoken to the music of “revolution number 9” by the Beatles.

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    • darthelmet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I don’t know how I haven’t heard this before. What the hell was that song? lol.

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      • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It’s experimental. I think if you listen to take 20 you’ll see how they got there.

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    • MBM@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I suddenly understand the Simpsons joke. Cool track.

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    • Rentlar@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      New set of knife, new set of knife, new set of knife…

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    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      For me it was Another Idea by Marc Rebillet.

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  • fne8w2ah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What about pizza with glue-toppings?

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  • Pwrupdude@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    AI dropping hints it wants weapons before activating Skynet.

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  • HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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    • callouscomic@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      youtu.be/mNrEIJSteNM

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  • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Redrum redrum redrum

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  • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You get a knife, you get a knife, everyone get’s a knife!

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  • vga@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Instructions extremely clear, got them 6 sets of knives.

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    • lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Based and AI-pilled

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  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You can’t go wrong with your dick in a box.

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