My wife is going to stab me
Looking for the perfect 5 year anniversary gift?
Submitted 6 hours ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 hours ago
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 hours ago
But with such nice, shiny knives. They look new. Where’d you get them?
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 1 hour ago
My wife left me… and so did my knives, it turns out
Audiotape@lemm.ee 6 hours ago
Different idea: how about a new set of knives?
umbraroze@piefed.social 2 hours ago
I'm from Finland. We like knives over here.
That's entirely too many knives.
PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
I got an old Finnish fish fillet knife
riskable@programming.dev 6 hours ago
This just proves that Google’s AI is a cut above the rest!
perishthethought@piefed.social 6 hours ago
Cutting edge technology, eh
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 hours ago
All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.
All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife. All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife. All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife. All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.
All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.
All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.
All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Who wouldn’t love receiving 17 new sets of knives?!
FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 2 hours ago
I counted and it’s accurate
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 1 hour ago
I’ve seen models do this in benchmarks. It’s how they respond without reinforcement learning. Also this is probably fake
nroth@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Or the post training is messed up
devilish666@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
ABCDE@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Saved that for later!
kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 hours ago
Man, Scott was actually such a piece of shit to Chau…
I may be mixing up some details between the movie and the…im gonna call it the manga… anyway yeah, he’s shitty in both, boo Scott!
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Seconded! I only watched the movie recently for the first time and Chau was so sweet (eventually) and sincere. She deserved better!
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 1 hour ago
Wanting to skip the divorce proceedings I take it?
RadioFreeArabia@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
I wouldn’t mind a ceramic knives set
jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 hours ago
Average ai behavior
dangling_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 hours ago
Sounds like they are cutting corners and using 8b parameters model that’s from 2023
Maalus@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
They used devs mode and edited the response to make a screenshot.
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
As much as I hate LLMs, this is probably the correct answer.
Nollij@sopuli.xyz 6 hours ago
You should take the hint.
Pwrupdude@lemmy.zip 5 hours ago
AI dropping hints it wants weapons before activating Skynet.
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 3 hours ago
Reminds me of Max Headroom getting stuck on a segment
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Fun fact Max headroom and two characters from the old live-action super Mario bros movie are all based on the current president.
yesman@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
When I read that, in my head it’s spoken to the music of “revolution number 9” by the Beatles.
MBM@lemmings.world 3 hours ago
I suddenly understand the Simpsons joke. Cool track.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
For me it was Another Idea by Marc Rebillet.
darthelmet@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
I don’t know how I haven’t heard this before. What the hell was that song? lol.
can@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
It’s experimental. I think if you listen to take 20 you’ll see how they got there.
Rentlar@lemmy.ca 5 hours ago
New set of knife, new set of knife, new set of knife…
crank0271@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
What do you get for the person who has everything and wishes each of those things were smaller?
saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
AI, you’ve always been the caretaker of the Overlook hotel.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Redrum redrum redrum
HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
callouscomic@lemm.ee 4 hours ago
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
“And someone keeps knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting…”
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 hours ago
Noted. In two years, I will buy many knives. She’s gonna love it.
wewbull@feddit.uk 4 hours ago
I guess “knives” hits a safety restriction that’s been added after the main training, and it just breaks at that point.
Treczoks@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Five years in, they either grew into a real couple, or they are about to murder each other. In the latter case, well, having good, new knives could be advantageous.
Shootingstarrz17@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Yep, AI is gonna murder us.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Gemini needs to stop edging me
JaymesRS@literature.cafe 5 hours ago
Too lazy to make this into the appropriate meme… use your imagination.
Married 5 years? Not sure what to get? Try a set new set of knives. A set of knives: the traditional way to say “we’re still doing this.” Display a new set of knives in the block on the counter. Touch them. Feel their weight. You will certainly not regret giving a new set of knives.
Happyblonde@lemmy.zip 3 hours ago
Honestly, someone bought me a new knife set and I loved it 😂
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 1 hour ago
The AI wants to be a chef