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- Comment on No one knows what the hell an AI agent is | TechCrunch 1 week ago:
This sounds like the machine from Idiocracy that prints your ID on your arm. First Name: “Not” Last name: “Sure” Tattooing “Not Sure” on your arm for identification!
- Comment on Looks legit, but can it actually be a real thing? 1 month ago:
"Hotdog … no hotdog … " That’s the first thing I thought when it said AI. I know it’s not real, but that just makes it funny.
- Comment on Elon Musk LIVE | Americans Erupt Against DOGE, Protests Outside US Treasury Building Snowball 1 month ago:
I don’t encourage anyone to sacrifice themselves on the alter of idiocy either. Be tactful out there.
- Comment on Anon cheats through college 1 month ago:
Giving me flashbacks to a college instructor that marked my entire functioning code block, written on paper, as wrong because I did not clearly make a ; on one line of about 100 lines. I argued that a compiler would mark that in the real world, but he countered with "It still won’t run without that ; " That made me rethink my career path in CS. Fuck that guy.
- Comment on Patch this Bish! 1 month ago:
I’d like to request a bug fix: Eyelashes falling into eyeball. Need to fix the physics so they probably spring away or wash out easier.
- Comment on Europeans watching US/CA relations implode 1 month ago:
They’re almost double that here for the jumbo egg. And that’s for the ones with all the nutritious steroids, antibiotics, and added chicken suffering.
- Comment on Europeans watching US/CA relations implode 1 month ago:
How much for the egg? Askin’ for a friend.
- Comment on The one drawback to walking at night 1 month ago:
It’s ok “The Picard Maneuver” everyone has their shitpost day … wait where am I again??
- Comment on Anon watches The Terminator 1 month ago:
Can confirm. I got the two mortar round special to go with my vinte mocha frappachino. I showed them my 'merica card and got an extra tube launcher thrown in because I drink a lot of fancy overpriced coffee as is 'merican tradition. Two more punches on my card and I get a drum magazine for the rifle of my choice with 2 pallets of ammo. Also back in the 80’s you could just buy your guns out of vending machines at K-Mart. Terminator is using rookie numbers and clearly from the future.
- Comment on I guess we are fucked now 1 month ago:
Instructions unclear. Fed kibble to dog and now dog in multiple planes of existence.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Gold Medalist in mental gymnastics right here.
- Comment on Anon checks in on their bully 2 months ago:
Anon forgot to hit 88mph or impress the ladies with a getaway on a skateboard.
- Comment on I don't think they understand. We're interviewing them too. 2 months ago:
A lot of hiring managers are on power trips and forget that interviewees are not their employees. Also, the job description sucks if you have that many questions. Take it as constructive feedback if you’re a hiring manager. Hell, if you don’t like that many questions, you can even ask “Oh would you like a run down of benefits?” If you have none, you’re company is going to have a bad time hiring solid employees. Even if you’re a Dollar Store you should be ready with that rundown, unlike these idiots that expect no one to take bathroom breaks.
- Comment on I don't think they understand. We're interviewing them too. 2 months ago:
That family bit is a massive red flag for everyone to be aware of. That’s how they rope you in with empty promises, broken dreams, and no raises for the next 10 to 15 years. It’s good to have a positive working culture, but if the only emphasis is the work family, skip to next job.
- Comment on What's making it into the good parts, my fellow philosoraptors? 2 months ago:
All the stuff that got it banned from schools trying to ban other books.
- Comment on Humans included* 2 months ago:
Corn for the Khorne flakes!
- Comment on Well you see, gam gam... 2 months ago:
I didn’t even know Brazilian fart porn was a thing until South Park.
- Comment on Anon's in trouble 2 months ago:
Safety video for anyone with an interest: www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0 Delta P is stuff of nightmares.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Their weird priorities is because they were raised with the dumbass idea that showing up early somehow increased production and is rewarding. Hell I showed up 15 minutes early everyday and the boomer was still pissed because he didn’t want to pay the overtime. Can’t even make up their minds!
- Comment on That's a good one 2 months ago:
Oh damn you’re not a bot? Wait, let me do the test. Tell me a joke.