Sounds like every Floridian should report all the dirty power plants until they are no longer polluting… wusf.org/…/list-highlights-top-greenhouse-gas-sup…
Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier says criminal “geoengineering and weather modification activities" could have played a role in recent Texas floods
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Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
henfredemars@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
No, that’s God‘s healing petrol. Can’t possibly be correct.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Climate change leading to precedented volatility and extremes in weather as predicted since the 70s? Bullshit.
A secret cabal of leftists attacking red states (and blue states) through advanced undetectable technology (or magic?) that alters the weather creating these extreme events? Probably real, yo.
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Also, every commercial passenger flight is also a felon. They are an apparatus released into the atmosphere, and affect weather/climate/intensity of sunlight by causing global dimming. Furthermore, they take the atmosphere in through their engines, and run it through a bunch of air conditioners to cool and filter the air for the cabin, expressly for the purpose of affecting the temperature and climate inside the aircraft. Checkmate.
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I am all for classifying pollution this way the law, as written, excludes it with this part:
“…for the express purpose of affecting…”
The express purpose of releasing pollution from jets is to provide thrust for transportation. The pollution is a byproduct and not part of the express purpose. An umbrella’s function of blocking the sun is an express purpose of the device.
ArrowMax@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Just hold on very tight so you don’t release your sunblocking aparatus into the atmosphere.
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If its on a pole stuck the ground exposed to the air, its already in the atmosphere and as it is not contained in some other bag or box, it is “released”. Pay your $100k fine citizen.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
You use sun block? Straight to jail.
moseschrute@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Incredible
Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This is the stupidest goddamn timeline. So funny that America was destroyed by malignant idiocy.
Crackhappy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They made a documentary about it years ago. It’s called Idiocracy
ms_lane@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
[deleted]ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Which airplanes were spraying over Texas? ADS-B is public information. Show me the flight logs.
OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Lol
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
STFU.
Denjin@lemmings.world 3 weeks ago
The spectacular level of cognitive dissonance required to simultaneously not believe in man-made climate change but also believe in evil scientists changing the weather.
whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
When you’re willing to accept contradictions in your world view you are willing to accept anything by the principle of explosion
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
And the evil scientists are all Democrats, because that’s where the money is.
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m sure they know damn well, they’re just doing a limp wristed job of trying to shift the blame towards the latter.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Geoengineering definitely did play a role in any flooding of urban areas in Florida. It’s why there’s urban areas in what’s supposed to be a swamp.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Geoengineering
I’d point out we’ve been geoengineering the atmosphere relentlessly for over 200 years, first with coal and then oil combustion. We’re living in an age of deliberate geoengineering, our children will have worse quality of life than any of us because of our short sighted and selfish ways.
It’s not the weather control bullshit these MORONS suspect, they’re literally leading the charge to do it to themselves and can’t be convinced that less pollution would be preferable.
Akrenion@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
The first time I heard about the “democratic weather machine” conspiracy I thought it funny. But looking at it again as it spreads I do believe it is a tactic to keep voters while climate change escalates.
If we get new candidates that run on climate promises we now got a seed set to diffame and more importantly mock them. They can play the victim and point fingers. A long standing and well proven tactic.
dubyakay@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Dangerous angle. That’d mean giving back Tampa and Miami to the swamps, two leftist strongholds.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Oh I’m not saying to give it up, just that Florida really shouldn’t hate on geoengineering
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Miami is going past swamp and going into “sunny day flooding” zone
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
I guess releasing tons and tons of CO2 into the atmosphere does count as geoengineering and weather modification
thejml@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
God wouldn’t have given us all these coal deposits and oil fields if he didn’t want us to strip mine and frack our way through life leaving our planet a used up husk!
Lightor@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No no no, climate change is a ridiculous lie that no one with half a brain believes. What’s happening is that they are using weather juice to make things bad, sometimes, in some places, they’ve just been doing it so randomly that it almost looks like natural weather. Almost as if… no, they are definitely controlling the weather. Right?
ICastFist@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
injection, release or dispersion of a chemical… for the express purpose of affecting the temperature, weather, climate or intensity of sunlight
Time to shut down anything with a chimney or diesel engine, we just need to argue those things’ express purpose is to affect the weather and anything done besides that is a happy side effect
Lightor@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“a chemical” what fucking chemical can make the weather be whatever you want? And aren’t they in control on the government, shouldn’t they know?
Moose@moose.best 3 weeks ago
There’s this super dangerous one called H2O, apparently if enough accumulates in the atmosphere it will start to rain!
plz1@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I mean, he’s kind of right. Humanity is geo-engineering catastrophic weather events. By driving climate change. Morons.
Moose@moose.best 3 weeks ago
Hmmm, no, couldn’t be the climate change we’ve been warned about for decades, it’s the chemicals the pilots are spraying secretly! If people are really dumb enough to eat this up, we’re fucked.
Supervisor194@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If people are really dumb enough to eat this up, we’re fucked.
I’ve got some really bad news for you.
collapse_already@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Ah, yes, the super well funded climate researchers are murdering people with climate controlling Doppler radars in order to make the poor innocent petroleum industry look bad. All so they can make $120k, if they are extremely lucky. It is definitely not petroleum industry executives making millions spreading disinformation so that they can continue to loot the rest of us.
Korne127@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I mean that’s literally happening through coal power plants, non-electric cars and so on. We should really stop that weather modification!
dinckelman@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
See, that’s what we don’t understand in their legislative genius! Coal? Oil? Trash piles? All of that doesn’t contribute anything to anything, of course, besides padding their wallet with lobbyist money. Jewish space lasers, and chemical typhoon generating planes from the democrats though? That’s where the real problem is
devolution@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Space aliens and hidden government conspiracies sounds more interesting than just accepting that conservatives fucked things up and don’t want to take accountability.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
"Too many people jacking off leads to biblical fkoods "
ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
well that assertion does make sense in a way, yes?
all that released semen has to go somewhere, after all.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
it requires monthly mandatory reports for any airplane that can modify weather.
perfect for malicious compliance, report every single aircraft that passes through the airport because their exhaust modifies the weather.
clog those idiots with their own bureaucracy
Hyaline_Cat@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Did this guy seriously just reference a Yahoo news article?
GroundedGator@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Article referenced in the letter WRT possible cloud seeding
The law is real and stupid and not based on science. The letter is even dumber. And no, cloud seeding did not cause the floods.
brax@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Isn’t the constant ignorance of global warming and tunnelling money into fossil fuels basically “weather modification”?
the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s right. If they were serious about banning weather modification, internal combustion engines would be illegal in Florida.
kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
These people need to be checked for traumatic brain injuries and/or parasites.
MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This is the horseshit you get when you insist on voting Republican.
AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Anything but climate change.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Oh no, the Alligator Aushwitz state is now saying Syndrome is going to destroy one state after another
Furbag@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Shh, just play dumb. Let them think they are so smart for figuring it out. Feed them climate change data and tell them there’s something suspicious about it all. I don’t care if they take credit for fixing it, just as long as it gets done.
Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
The Jewish Water Gun.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
So fucking stupid.
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Because if anybody would have a relevant take on this, it’s Florida’s attorney general.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
sorry Florida Man, I have it on good authority that God is punishing the wicked. since God trumps your laws I am right.
starlinguk@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Look, guys, he knows perfectly well climate change is a thing. He just wants other people to think it isn’t so his oil stocks keep going up.
Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
So is he admitting failure in not catching the perpetrator?
Carvex@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
These people have law degrees, and some of them are partially educated. It’s amazing to me someone could type this up and send it to other people without the embarrassment of looking like a fucking moron stopping them.
SippyCup@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
My sister is highly educated, and started her career doing medical research and got in to crime scene investigation. She ultimately left when she discovered the job she wanted working for the FBI was not nearly scientifically rigorous enough and didn’t really hold water scientifically.
She now sees a psychic, is entirely convinced it’s real, and eats up and parrots every single Republican talking point. Biden too old and dimented, Trump is literally the greatest man alive with decades to live. She even accused our mother of cognitive decline when she didn’t buy the bullshit my sister was spewing. My mother is sharp as a tack and there’s no family history of dementia.
On top of this, my sister’s idiot husband
iswas an executive in charge of international sales and literally lost his job because of the orange man. Still, God’s gift to the US in their eyes.We don’t talk anymore but I’m curious how they feel now, they also suckled on Musk’s taint.
Their ideology started with money. They only cared about taxes. Now they agree with anything anyone says as long as they start with lowering their, already generously low, tax rate.
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They know what they’re doing. Their constituents may be stupid enough to believe it, but all those people at the top are completely aware of the grift they’re running.
shalafi@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I waffle back and forth with that thought. Every time I think they’re aware, I see another thing that makes me wonder.
Either way, I’m old enough to remember that saying stupid shit, even once, would kill your campaign. FFS, Howard Dean lost for yelling boisterously, once.
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 3 weeks ago
A lot of them aren’t aware. They belong to a certain peer group that believes different things and any great that contradict this is an attack on their identity.
There by is a simple experiment about this. Ask a very simple math problem about shampoo and everybody gets the answer right. Ask the same math problem but say it’s about gun control and see basic logic twisted into pretzels.
snekerpimp@lemmy.snekerpimp.space 3 weeks ago
Money and blackmail can make people do stupid shit
jballs@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I followed the #2 link he linked about cloud seeding. From the article:
It’s pretty ballsy to provide a link with someone calling out your bullshit while acting as if that link proves your point.
Donjamos@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The people who check sources are not the same people who believe this crap
punkwalrus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Specialization can breed a narrow limit of scope when it come to general knowledge. Sometimes the best lawyers and surgeons are complete idiots when it comes to falling for things like, say, internet scams. I am not sure if that’s what’s happening here, but I have known enough assistants of big skilled people that they always say "This guy is a brilliant surgeon, but doesn’t know how to cook or even how to shop for groceries.