Excuse me, are you a scientist of any kind? Then shut the fuck up.
Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier says criminal “geoengineering and weather modification activities" could have played a role in recent Texas floods
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raynethackery@lemmy.world 48 minutes ago
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
sorry Florida Man, I have it on good authority that God is punishing the wicked. since God trumps your laws I am right.
nthavoc@lemmy.today 57 minutes ago
Are there any major petrochem plants in Florida? Because their dumping of chemicals in the air when they burn off product does create acid rain which seems to qualify as a third degree felony according to their own dumbass definition. Or what about when plants explode because of shitty safety oversight? Those chemicals are definitely making the environment inhabitable and definitely modify the “intensity of sunlight” from the billow smoke until it clears up. Did republicans inadvertently make a green policy?? I’m sure when they get sued they will immediately add, a “except for these guys” amendment.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
"Too many people jacking off leads to biblical fkoods "
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
it requires monthly mandatory reports for any airplane that can modify weather.
perfect for malicious compliance, report every single aircraft that passes through the airport because their exhaust modifies the weather.
clog those idiots with their own bureaucracy
plz1@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
I mean, he’s kind of right. Humanity is geo-engineering catastrophic weather events. By driving climate change. Morons.
Carvex@lemmy.world 1 day ago
These people have law degrees, and some of them are partially educated. It’s amazing to me someone could type this up and send it to other people without the embarrassment of looking like a fucking moron stopping them.
SippyCup@feddit.nl 1 day ago
My sister is highly educated, and started her career doing medical research and got in to crime scene investigation. She ultimately left when she discovered the job she wanted working for the FBI was not nearly scientifically rigorous enough and didn’t really hold water scientifically.
She now sees a psychic, is entirely convinced it’s real, and eats up and parrots every single Republican talking point. Biden too old and dimented, Trump is literally the greatest man alive with decades to live. She even accused our mother of cognitive decline when she didn’t buy the bullshit my sister was spewing. My mother is sharp as a tack and there’s no family history of dementia.
On top of this, my sister’s idiot husband
iswas an executive in charge of international sales and literally lost his job because of the orange man. Still, God’s gift to the US in their eyes.We don’t talk anymore but I’m curious how they feel now, they also suckled on Musk’s taint.
Their ideology started with money. They only cared about taxes. Now they agree with anything anyone says as long as they start with lowering their, already generously low, tax rate.
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 1 day ago
They know what they’re doing. Their constituents may be stupid enough to believe it, but all those people at the top are completely aware of the grift they’re running.
shalafi@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I waffle back and forth with that thought. Every time I think they’re aware, I see another thing that makes me wonder.
Either way, I’m old enough to remember that saying stupid shit, even once, would kill your campaign. FFS, Howard Dean lost for yelling boisterously, once.
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 1 day ago
A lot of them aren’t aware. They belong to a certain peer group that believes different things and any great that contradict this is an attack on their identity.
There by is a simple experiment about this. Ask a very simple math problem about shampoo and everybody gets the answer right. Ask the same math problem but say it’s about gun control and see basic logic twisted into pretzels.
snekerpimp@lemmy.snekerpimp.space 1 day ago
Money and blackmail can make people do stupid shit
jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I followed the #2 link he linked about cloud seeding. From the article:
Veteran Houston meteorologist Travis Herzog weighed in this week, calling the theory scientifically unfounded.
“Cloud seeding cannot create a storm of this magnitude or size. In fact, cloud seeding cannot even create a single cloud,” Herzog said. “All it can do is take an existing cloud and enhance the rainfall by up to 20% — and even that is on the high end.”
He compared the theory to blowing out a candle and assuming one could extinguish a wildfire. “It is a matter of scale,” he said.
It’s pretty ballsy to provide a link with someone calling out your bullshit while acting as if that link proves your point.
Donjamos@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The people who check sources are not the same people who believe this crap
punkwalrus@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Specialization can breed a narrow limit of scope when it come to general knowledge. Sometimes the best lawyers and surgeons are complete idiots when it comes to falling for things like, say, internet scams. I am not sure if that’s what’s happening here, but I have known enough assistants of big skilled people that they always say "This guy is a brilliant surgeon, but doesn’t know how to cook or even how to shop for groceries.
Korne127@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I mean that’s literally happening through coal power plants, non-electric cars and so on. We should really stop that weather modification!
dinckelman@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
See, that’s what we don’t understand in their legislative genius! Coal? Oil? Trash piles? All of that doesn’t contribute anything to anything, of course, besides padding their wallet with lobbyist money. Jewish space lasers, and chemical typhoon generating planes from the democrats though? That’s where the real problem is
Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 6 hours ago
The Jewish Water Gun.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Climate change leading to precedented volatility and extremes in weather as predicted since the 70s? Bullshit.
A secret cabal of leftists attacking red states (and blue states) through advanced undetectable technology (or magic?) that alters the weather creating these extreme events? Probably real, yo.
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
Sounds like every Floridian should report all the dirty power plants until they are no longer polluting… wusf.org/…/list-highlights-top-greenhouse-gas-sup…
henfredemars@infosec.pub 1 day ago
No, that’s God‘s healing petrol. Can’t possibly be correct.
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 1 day ago
moseschrute@lemmy.ml 3 hours ago
Incredible
skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
Also, every commercial passenger flight is also a felon. They are an apparatus released into the atmosphere, and affect weather/climate/intensity of sunlight by causing global dimming. Furthermore, they take the atmosphere in through their engines, and run it through a bunch of air conditioners to cool and filter the air for the cabin, expressly for the purpose of affecting the temperature and climate inside the aircraft. Checkmate.
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I am all for classifying pollution this way the law, as written, excludes it with this part:
“…for the express purpose of affecting…”
The express purpose of releasing pollution from jets is to provide thrust for transportation. The pollution is a byproduct and not part of the express purpose. An umbrella’s function of blocking the sun is an express purpose of the device.
ArrowMax@feddit.org 1 day ago
Just hold on very tight so you don’t release your sunblocking aparatus into the atmosphere.
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 1 day ago
If its on a pole stuck the ground exposed to the air, its already in the atmosphere and as it is not contained in some other bag or box, it is “released”. Pay your $100k fine citizen.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
You use sun block? Straight to jail.
SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
Lol pLaYiNg GoD
Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This is the stupidest goddamn timeline. So funny that America was destroyed by malignant idiocy.
Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 day ago
They made a documentary about it years ago. It’s called Idiocracy
ms_lane@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’d say lets wait for a real investigation, but every department that might have done that is gutted.
However, they might be right - there is still a lot of evidence to suggest HydroTasmania’s cloud seeding program contributed to the 2016 Tasmania floods. HydroTasmania says it didn’t and eventually so did the Tasmanian government, however HydroTasmania has never been allowed restart their cloud seeding program either.
Cloud Seeding itself is safe, but corporations will always play fast and loose with rules, cloud seeding before a massive incoming system is malicious negligence.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Which airplanes were spraying over Texas? ADS-B is public information. Show me the flight logs.
OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Lol
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 1 day ago
STFU.
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
I guess releasing tons and tons of CO2 into the atmosphere does count as geoengineering and weather modification
thejml@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
God wouldn’t have given us all these coal deposits and oil fields if he didn’t want us to strip mine and frack our way through life leaving our planet a used up husk!
Lightor@lemmy.world 1 day ago
No no no, climate change is a ridiculous lie that no one with half a brain believes. What’s happening is that they are using weather juice to make things bad, sometimes, in some places, they’ve just been doing it so randomly that it almost looks like natural weather. Almost as if… no, they are definitely controlling the weather. Right?
ICastFist@programming.dev 1 day ago
injection, release or dispersion of a chemical… for the express purpose of affecting the temperature, weather, climate or intensity of sunlight
Time to shut down anything with a chimney or diesel engine, we just need to argue those things’ express purpose is to affect the weather and anything done besides that is a happy side effect
Lightor@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“a chemical” what fucking chemical can make the weather be whatever you want? And aren’t they in control on the government, shouldn’t they know?
Moose@moose.best 1 day ago
There’s this super dangerous one called H2O, apparently if enough accumulates in the atmosphere it will start to rain!
Moose@moose.best 1 day ago
Hmmm, no, couldn’t be the climate change we’ve been warned about for decades, it’s the chemicals the pilots are spraying secretly! If people are really dumb enough to eat this up, we’re fucked.
Supervisor194@lemmy.world 1 day ago
If people are really dumb enough to eat this up, we’re fucked.
I’ve got some really bad news for you.
collapse_already@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Ah, yes, the super well funded climate researchers are murdering people with climate controlling Doppler radars in order to make the poor innocent petroleum industry look bad. All so they can make $120k, if they are extremely lucky. It is definitely not petroleum industry executives making millions spreading disinformation so that they can continue to loot the rest of us.
GroundedGator@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Article referenced in the letter WRT possible cloud seeding
The law is real and stupid and not based on science. The letter is even dumber. And no, cloud seeding did not cause the floods.
devolution@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Space aliens and hidden government conspiracies sounds more interesting than just accepting that conservatives fucked things up and don’t want to take accountability.
MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This is the horseshit you get when you insist on voting Republican.
AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Anything but climate change.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Oh no, the Alligator Aushwitz state is now saying Syndrome is going to destroy one state after another
starlinguk@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Look, guys, he knows perfectly well climate change is a thing. He just wants other people to think it isn’t so his oil stocks keep going up.
Bwaz@lemmy.world 1 day ago
jfc, these people are stupid.
BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 1 day ago
Woah woah woah, this about chemtrails? I can’t believe I’m even surprised, really, but how can these idiots be focused on this rather then literally any of the actual issues that people are facing right now?
That’s a rhetorical question, I already known the answer is they want to handwave away real issues and only focus on the theater issues they themselves create to generate outrage.
But I mean, they want to outlaw the imaginary chemtrails? Didn’t have that on my apocalyptic bingo card.
notsosure@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
You couldn’t make this shit up 😜😜😜
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
If burning oil and coal can be considered weather modification and geoengineering, then yes.
FriendOfDeSoto@startrek.website 1 day ago
Florida Man strikes again.
Denjin@lemmings.world 40 minutes ago
The spectacular level of cognitive dissonance required to simultaneously not believe in man-made climate change but also believe in evil scientists changing the weather.