ShinkanTrain
@ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
- Comment on kawaiiiiiii 15 hours ago:
Cold elf sperm makes girls and hot elf sperm makes boys
- Comment on This gay tortoise is older than the word “homosexual” 3 days ago:
Which is impressive cause tortoises are famously horny and will fuck anything
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- Comment on This gay tortoise is older than the word “homosexual” 3 days ago:
He’s blind so he recognized gay sex just from hearing it and decided to try it out.
- Comment on kawaiiiiiii 3 days ago:
Bros’ eyes make light curve
- Comment on i made this 6 days ago:
I, for one, cherish my homo genes
- Comment on i made this 6 days ago:
Aren’t we all gray wolves with a few modified genes
- Comment on carlos for scale 1 week ago:
1 smoot, ± an Ɛar
- Comment on why not 1 week ago:
If you think about it, any diesel powered vehicle is an organism powered robot
- Comment on Which actor did not have a single bad film? 1 week ago:
The Robinson Crusoe author?
- Comment on Which actor did not have a single bad film? 1 week ago:
Tim Curry.
And before you tell me he was in some notoriously shit movies, no they weren’t, Tim Curry was in those movies, so they’re great movies.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
What did Bin Laden ever do to you?
- Comment on Note: before tariffs 1 week ago:
At least Skull And Bones is a AAAA game smh my head
- Comment on Get that Musky Grindset going 1 week ago:
Yeah but those newspaper people are consenting adults
- Comment on Roommates 1 week ago:
Y’all just jealous of me and my roommate’s friendship
- Comment on copper 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Ubi, it's $70 and people are vary of your mile wide puddles that drop 75% in price after half a year 2 weeks ago:
It’s Far Cry 5 all over again
- Comment on Ubi, it's $70 and people are vary of your mile wide puddles that drop 75% in price after half a year 2 weeks ago:
Meme of Giancarlo Esposito / Gus adjusting his tie with the caption “You won’t buy Assassin’s Creed Shadows because you’re racist, I won’t buy it because Ubisoft games are shit. We’re not the same”
- Comment on Always guard against overrating your "talent" 3 weeks ago:
Stephanie could be a certified freak. Maybe you should listen to her warning.
- Comment on Someone built a monument dedicated to those less endowed 3 weeks ago:
Sir, a third plane hit the penis statue
- Comment on You're* 3 weeks ago:
Please inform me in advance of the amount of slut you’re comfortable with so I can make the necessary oreparations.
- Comment on #EverythingHappensForAReason 3 weeks ago:
The bible mentions they “washed his feet” in multiple occasions 😏
- Comment on Least extreme biophysics phd 4 weeks ago:
Switch from a siphonic toilet bowl to a wash down bowl. You’ll get more skid marks, but less splash and clogging.
- Comment on It has so many magnificent features. It will even warm your hands on a cold day 4 weeks ago:
I will not, if you want to warm your hands I have two perfectly good armpits that are much better at doing that.
- Comment on It has so many magnificent features. It will even warm your hands on a cold day 4 weeks ago:
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS
- Comment on rule 4 weeks ago:
tf is bro watching
- Comment on Just sayin’ bro 5 weeks ago:
My uncle who works for Nintendo already got me a Sixskin
- Comment on moth mouths 5 weeks ago:
Do insects have mouths though. Like, they have mandibles, proboscis and the like, but do they have mouths? What constitutes a mouth? Is it the hole formed first in protostomes?
- Comment on Natural Order 5 weeks ago:
You fool, he could bring you food more times.
- Comment on Anon fixes their games 5 weeks ago:
Then you get to enjoy they worst LODs known to man because they were only made as a fallback
- Comment on life changed due to shrimp 5 weeks ago:
