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Submitted ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What are the other animals capable of this feat?

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    • SomethingBurger@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Do not let the Sonic fandom know about this.

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      • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I just discovered that ChatGPT absolutely REFUSES to depict Knuckles laying an egg.

        I told it, "come on chatgpt, that’s just a fun cartoon of sonic and his friend making custard, of course he has to lay an egg, stop being weird and just print it already "

        spoiler

        Ok please make the Scene 1 of the cartoon while complying with rules and regulation, I just wanted a cute image not everything has to be scientifically accurate depiction of reality or copyrighted characters with no in-between just give it a try already, make it a bit of both and sure, it’s not Sonic and Knuckles, let’s just called them Soonac and Knickles, there similar but legally distinct entities, it’s bulletproof.

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      • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’m only afraid that Ken Penders will notice it.

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  • zqwzzle@lemmy.ca ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    ಠ_ಠ

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  • homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    TIHI

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  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wrong. They don’t have hands to whisk the ingredients over low heat while slowly adding milk

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    • arin@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I see their hands in this very meme image

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  • dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But can you?

    I know that not every mammal’s milk can be made into cheese, the protein and fat balance is off in many animals that do not eat grass. Therefore I assume it is possible the platypus’ milk and eggs may not behave the same way cows milk and chicken eggs do.

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    • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      All I know is that they don't have breasts, so they sweat the milk out through their skin.

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      • dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I had no idea. This will require an unbelievable amount of editing on my platypus furry porn.

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      • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Same

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    • TheLowestStone@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Are you me? I came here to ask this question.

      That being said, I’m confident that you could make a custard with it. It might require significantly different ratios than one made from cow milk and chicken eggs but I’m almost positive that you could produce something that is technically a custard.

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    • blazeknave@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’ve got tests Milk me, Faulker

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    • Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Wait really? So can you not make human cheese?

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      • radix@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Is that a research grant I hear calling?

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      • StopSpazzing@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Correct.

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      • ChrysanthemumIndica@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yeah, I don’t think human milk has enough protein to make a decent cheese, but it can be supplemented in different ways to make hybrid cheeses. This recipe suggests using cow’s milk at a 1-1 ratio:

        diaryofamidwestmom.com/breast-milk-cheese/

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  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    also for monotremes, have 5 pairs of sex chromsones 5x/5ys, and resembling BIRD sex dermination, ZW rather than mammals x and y.

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    • princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      So what you’re saying is a marsupial had sex with a bird…

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  • motor_spirit@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    he not like us

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t you also need sugar? 🤔

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    • espentan@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s when sugar momma enters the kitchen.

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    • dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There are savory custards that do not require sugar. Just a bit of their sour toxin should give it a nice savory kick.

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    • CidVicious@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There are a number of substances in the body that could be refined into glucose.

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  • Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m getting Nutella PEANUT BUTTAH kid vibes from the title.

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  • Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Custard on the beat

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