SomethingBurger
@SomethingBurger@jlai.lu
Bun, meat, salad, tomato, onion, Cheddar.
- Comment on 1 day ago:
It’s not a scam, buyers get exactly what is advertises. It would actually be better and funnier if it were a scam.
- Comment on Yay, sponsored emojis! 2 days ago:
Because 3 billion other people do.
- Comment on Epic Games unveils Launcher V2 in re-attempt to topple Steam, says redesigned storefront is up to 6.5x faster — promises player profiles, user reviews, universal controller support, and much more 3 days ago:
They absolutely would oppose them and create (or exclusively use if they don’t already have it) their own platforms. Normies will buy their ball&gun games where they are available. They probably don’t know that Steam has anything other than FIFA or whatever it’s called now.
Losing AAA games would destroy Steam. The revenue of only indie and AA games is only a small (albeit significant) portion of the total. Even the only remaining AAA games in this hypothetical scenario, Valve’s own games, would not save them.
Besides, this isn’t feasible. Either they ask publishers to remove the DRM or leave (they will leave), or they forcibly push updates with cracked executables, which is illegal and a violation of trust.
- Comment on Engine auto-off 1 week ago:
8 minutes at 50km/h is 6.6km. At 5L/100km, that’s 0.3L.
You realise there is no way even the worse engine ever built uses that much fuel to start?
- Comment on I just saw the Ocarina of Time Remake glimpse at Nintendo Direct 6.9.2026 2 weeks ago:
T for Twenty years ago, so this isn’t really an indication that this one will be T as well.
- Comment on Gog Promotional E-Mail Containing Nazi Symbols Goes Out to Subscribers 2 weeks ago:
But on GOG, you actually own your games! Well, you don’t, but you can download the files and run the game without the launcher! Well, you also can on Steam and EGS, but… uhhh… whatever, Valve is a monopoly, this is why you should buy from GOG and not any other major competitor to the monopoly like EGA, Ubisoft Connect, BattleNet, itch, Xbox Store, Amazon…
GOG is a meme service, and its fanboys are even more annoying than Valve’s simply because their platform of choice is objectively worse. At least no one defends EGS or Ubisoft Connect.
- Comment on Feather coat! 2 weeks ago:
I’m pretty sure they are already doing it for fun anyway. The more the merrier!
- Comment on Literally a shitpost. 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Anon reads horror 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Anon reads horror 4 weeks ago:
What the fuck are you on about? Nothing you said is remotely true, this is a gross misinterpretation of the events depicted in the book.
It’s not a gangbang, it’s a train. They go one after the other.
- Comment on Anon is a gamer 5 weeks ago:
Or when waiting in a multiplayer lobby.
- Comment on Anon is a gamer 5 weeks ago:
The Guitar Hero one is crazy. They patented pressing buttons?
- Comment on Anon is a gamer 5 weeks ago:
And Namco (minigames in loading screens, started in Ridge Racer), Warner Bros (Nemesis system from Shadow of Mordor), SEGA (GPS arrows from Crazy Taxi)…
I know “Nintendo bad” is a popular narrative but they’re far from the only one.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
You don’t even need a game anymore.
- Comment on My quest to get a steam controller has failed 1 month ago:
It’s so good if you ignore the price, the symmetric thumbsticks, the awkward trackpads and the fact it only works on Steam games.
- Comment on MOUSE: P.I. For Hire releases on Steam 2 months ago:
You would love PEGI:
- Comment on MOUSE: P.I. For Hire releases on Steam 2 months ago:
“Everyone that is 10 or more”
What’s the issue here?
- Comment on Crimson Desert sales top five million 2 months ago:
It’s totally astroturfed. I never heard of this game until two days before release, and most comments about it are “it’s good if you ignore the story and gameplay”.
- Comment on phonetic alphabet 2 months ago:
information age
How many of these characters predate it by several decades?
- Comment on Cry cry cry 2 months ago:
There’s precedent. We have several Mount Olympus on Earth, yet one one Mars also exists.
- Comment on what? 2 months ago:
- Comment on holy moley 2 months ago:
- Comment on Star Wars and Jurassic Park music composer John Williams, aged 94 2 months ago:
😘
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- Comment on 2 months ago:
Why do they have sidewalks in Numbertown?
- Comment on 2 months ago:
π has an infinite amount of decimals.
- Comment on Horizon Chase Turbo is getting delisted after the Epic Games layoffs 2 months ago:
You’ll still be able to download and play it if you own it,
This is not what the screenshot right above says.
- Comment on Why Everyone’s Picking Up a PSP Again in 2026 (my article!) 2 months ago:
Everybody was not, in fact, kung-fu fighting.
- Comment on A communist and an anarchist walk into a bar.. 3 months ago:
> stupid opinion > check profile > .ml
Every time.
- Comment on Xbox as a platform is officially dead 3 months ago:
The newer Xboxes already run Windows. MS could distribute their 360 emulator on regular Windows.
