SomethingBurger
@SomethingBurger@jlai.lu
Bun, meat, salad, tomato, onion, Cheddar.
- Comment on The land before time 4 days ago:
Not this again.
“Unskilled labor” means that you do not need special skills to apply for the job; you will be trained on the spot.
- Comment on Happy Birthday guys, gals, and other pals! 1 week ago:
Has the American brain not developed sarcasm yet?
- Comment on Happy Birthday guys, gals, and other pals! 1 week ago:
I love the flag in the background, is it a fictional one from a timeline where the EU colonized the US? Is it your fetish?
- Comment on Xbox testing disc-to-digital feature to digitize game collections 1 week ago:
Did anyone in the comments read the article? The disc is not permanently tied to an account. Only temporarily, to the account of whoever used it last.
- Comment on Xbox testing disc-to-digital feature to digitize game collections 1 week ago:
Digitize game disc to my account Resell Second hand buyer tries to play disc Can
If you actually read the article before getting mad, you’d have realized this is actually better than simple physical media. You get the advantages of both physical (ownership, lending, reselling) and digital (play on multiple devices, no risk of damaging your disc).
- Comment on Limited Run's Co-Founder Once Had Aspirations To Make A "Physically-Focused Platform" 1 week ago:
And don’t last nearly as long.
- Comment on A site for making physical releases out of digital games 1 week ago:
They also make Switch and Xbox games.
- Comment on End of an era? 1 week ago:
Sony doesn’t care about what you do on your PS3. You can literally play online and earn trophies with pirated games without getting banned.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
It’s not a scam, buyers get exactly what is advertises. It would actually be better and funnier if it were a scam.
- Comment on Yay, sponsored emojis! 3 weeks ago:
Because 3 billion other people do.
- Comment on Epic Games unveils Launcher V2 in re-attempt to topple Steam, says redesigned storefront is up to 6.5x faster — promises player profiles, user reviews, universal controller support, and much more 3 weeks ago:
They absolutely would oppose them and create (or exclusively use if they don’t already have it) their own platforms. Normies will buy their ball&gun games where they are available. They probably don’t know that Steam has anything other than FIFA or whatever it’s called now.
Losing AAA games would destroy Steam. The revenue of only indie and AA games is only a small (albeit significant) portion of the total. Even the only remaining AAA games in this hypothetical scenario, Valve’s own games, would not save them.
Besides, this isn’t feasible. Either they ask publishers to remove the DRM or leave (they will leave), or they forcibly push updates with cracked executables, which is illegal and a violation of trust.
- Comment on Engine auto-off 4 weeks ago:
8 minutes at 50km/h is 6.6km. At 5L/100km, that’s 0.3L.
You realise there is no way even the worse engine ever built uses that much fuel to start?
- Comment on I just saw the Ocarina of Time Remake glimpse at Nintendo Direct 6.9.2026 4 weeks ago:
T for Twenty years ago, so this isn’t really an indication that this one will be T as well.
- Comment on Gog Promotional E-Mail Containing Nazi Symbols Goes Out to Subscribers 5 weeks ago:
But on GOG, you actually own your games! Well, you don’t, but you can download the files and run the game without the launcher! Well, you also can on Steam and EGS, but… uhhh… whatever, Valve is a monopoly, this is why you should buy from GOG and not any other major competitor to the monopoly like EGA, Ubisoft Connect, BattleNet, itch, Xbox Store, Amazon…
GOG is a meme service, and its fanboys are even more annoying than Valve’s simply because their platform of choice is objectively worse. At least no one defends EGS or Ubisoft Connect.
- Comment on Feather coat! 5 weeks ago:
I’m pretty sure they are already doing it for fun anyway. The more the merrier!
- Comment on Literally a shitpost. 1 month ago:
- Comment on Anon reads horror 1 month ago:
- Comment on Anon reads horror 1 month ago:
What the fuck are you on about? Nothing you said is remotely true, this is a gross misinterpretation of the events depicted in the book.
It’s not a gangbang, it’s a train. They go one after the other.
- Comment on Anon is a gamer 1 month ago:
Or when waiting in a multiplayer lobby.
- Comment on Anon is a gamer 1 month ago:
The Guitar Hero one is crazy. They patented pressing buttons?
- Comment on Anon is a gamer 1 month ago:
And Namco (minigames in loading screens, started in Ridge Racer), Warner Bros (Nemesis system from Shadow of Mordor), SEGA (GPS arrows from Crazy Taxi)…
I know “Nintendo bad” is a popular narrative but they’re far from the only one.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
You don’t even need a game anymore.
- Comment on My quest to get a steam controller has failed 2 months ago:
It’s so good if you ignore the price, the symmetric thumbsticks, the awkward trackpads and the fact it only works on Steam games.
- Comment on MOUSE: P.I. For Hire releases on Steam 2 months ago:
You would love PEGI:
- Comment on MOUSE: P.I. For Hire releases on Steam 2 months ago:
“Everyone that is 10 or more”
What’s the issue here?
- Comment on Crimson Desert sales top five million 2 months ago:
It’s totally astroturfed. I never heard of this game until two days before release, and most comments about it are “it’s good if you ignore the story and gameplay”.
- Comment on phonetic alphabet 2 months ago:
information age
How many of these characters predate it by several decades?
- Comment on Cry cry cry 3 months ago:
There’s precedent. We have several Mount Olympus on Earth, yet one one Mars also exists.
- Comment on what? 3 months ago:
- Comment on holy moley 3 months ago: