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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Stamets@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • balderdash9@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pronounce ‘bottle of water’ right now OP

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    • Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Okay

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      • balderdash9@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        OMFG this is amazing

        Image

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      • bungle_in_the_jungle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        This is a top class response 👏

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      • NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Image

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      • Hubi@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Holy shit lmfao

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      • root@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Lmao. Well done.

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      • Feathercrown@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        This is modern art

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      • Vent@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Pastry Pete, is that you?

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      • QualifiedKitten@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I don’t even like podcasts, but where do I subscribe to your’s??

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      • ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I want this as the voice on my GPS

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      • Wanderer@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        media1.tenor.com/m/…/glasses-over.gif

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      • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You’re gay and canadian? Notice me, senpai!

        >.>

        <.<

        You did drop the t to a glottal stop in your last glass of water, though, just saying! :P

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      • caseyweederman@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Still image with text: Jim Carrey in the movie Dumb and Dumber saying "so you’re telling me there’s a chance

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    • FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      bo’o ‘o’ wa’a

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      • Swakkel@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Get up, come on, get down with the sickness!

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    • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Don’t you mean “boddul of warder”?

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  • Soulg@ani.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Platinium

    Goldium

    Silverium

    Leadium

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    • anaVal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The latin names had -um suffixes

      • Gold - Aurum
      • Silver - Argentum
      • Lead - Plumbum

      also:

      • Copper - Cuprum
      • Iron - Ferrum
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      • lastunusedusername2@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Aluminum already has an -um suffix so there’s no need to change it

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    • RandomVideos@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Platinium sounds so much better than platinum

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    • Thunderbird4@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Molybdenium

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    • Scubus@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Mercuryium

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    • Feathercrown@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Motherload moment

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      • zarkanian@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Your mother took my load lmao

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    • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The only ones they teach you about in the US, huh? And also not about their latin names apparently.

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  • Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Aluminum was the original name, YOU GUYS HAD TO GO AND CHANGE IT

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    • Doom@ttrpg.network ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Just like soccer.

      Look the language is ours now england, you lost the right.

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    • NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ya will Trump is going to rename it to Amerinum now.

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      • dadarobot@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        check out number 95

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      • zarkanian@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        No, it’s Aluminum of America.

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    • lime@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      i thought the original name was alumium?

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      • deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Alumina ore was smelted/refined to isolate the pure metal.

        Using the preexisting naming convention that ore->metal goes a->um, the discoverer of the element named it Aluminum.

        Later, British chemists got mad that their US naming standard was different from their own standard.

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    • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Stuff does occasionally change

      In like… Science

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      • Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yes, but when naming new things you typically go with… you know… the person that discovered and named it

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    • gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No, it’s was Alumium originally. So you guys changed it too, but decided to chsbge it to something worse.

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  • Wilco@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We say it the original correct way in the US. Other countries changed it for some reason. The guy that discovered it in 1808, Sir Humphrey Davy named it “Alumium” which based on Alumen (Latin for bitter salt)but quickly changed it to “Aluminum”. I swear I remember reading that he kept getting shit on by the science community and his friends for naming a metal “bitter salt” in Latin … but can’t find a reference.

    His colleagues in Britain did mess with him and start using the name “Aluminium” … exactly because it ended in “ium” like ALL the other elements (Oxygenium, Carbonium, Ironium, Zincium, Nitrogenium, and the like). They US just kept the name the discoverer wanted instead of giving into those British asshats that just wanted to troll Sir Davy.

    He also isolated Magnesium and named it “magnium”, but later changed to magnesium. The guy just couldnt settle on names. Again, in my version of reality it is because his friends kept giving him shit.

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    • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They US just kept the name the discoverer wanted instead of giving into those British asshats that just wanted to troll Sir Davy.

      It probably wasnt really a willful defiance thing. It’s likely more correct to say that we kept the name because by the time they changed it officially in Europe, we had millions of students across the country that had textbooks with the name Aluminum in it, that had already been taught the original name, and if the inconsistentcy was even important enought to consider “correcting”, it was likely deemed too costly and too much of a headache to change at the time. By the time people were buying reprints/new editions/more recently written textbooks anyway, professional chemists in the US had been calling it Aluminum for years. Given how isolated we were from Europe in the early 1800s, there was very little pressure to align with them on it, and so it stayed. The longer it stayed the more likely it was to be permanent, and here we are.

      But yeah, Sir Humphrey Davy was an indecisive wishy-washy namer of elements, disseminated multiple names across the world, but somehow that is our fault when we just stuck with the one we were given and everyone else changed over nitpicky conventions. It’s not the only thing that Brits shit on about American English that is entirely their invention or their mistake:

      • “Soccer” being a British term short for “Association Football”

      • The season “Fall” being a British term shortened from the phrase “The Fall of the Leaf” and directly complementary to “Spring” which comes from the phrase “The Spring of the Leaf”, which they still use despite making fun of Americans for “Fall”.

      • “Dove” instead of “dived”, “pled” instead of “pleaded”, “have gotten” instead of “have got”, etc. all started in Britain but were dropped there and stayed in the US.

      • “Herb” being pronounced with an audible “h”. The word is borrowed from French, where the h is silent, exactly like , “honorary”, and “honesty”. Neither country pronounces either of those words with an “h” sound, but that doesnt stop people like Eddie Izzard shitting on how Americans say it with a silent “h” despite the American pronunciation being, arguable, more correct given the word’s origins.

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      • Wilco@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I suspect that if the US had adopted the name “Aluminium” Britain would have changed it again and they would be making fun of us for not calling it “Aluminiumium”.

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      • hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I think you’ll enjoy this: Silent Letter Day.

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    • gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      We say it the original correct way in the US

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      Sir Humphrey Davy named it “Alumium”

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      • Wilco@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I explained the whole naming process. You gotta read it. The US was given the name as Aluminum and did not change it when the British changed it a third time.

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    • pulsewidth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The only reason it’s called ‘Aluminum’ in the US is that name was popularised in the Webster’s dictionary in the US as he took the name that marketers were using at the time (as they thought it sounded fancy like Platinum). Prior to that it was widely called ‘Aluminium’ in the US as well as the rest of the world - as it was the dominant name scientifically, and nobody else used it as it wasn’t widely commercially used.

      This is all on Wikipedia, dunno why people feel the need to make up their own stories every single time this comes up, but it does make us laugh.

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aluminium#Spelling

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      • Wilco@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        From the Wikipedia page you linked;

        Davy suggested the metal be named alumium in 1808[30] and aluminum in 1812, thus producing the modern name.[29] Other scientists used the spelling aluminium

        The name Aluminium never caught on in the US. It appeared in a few books and was in a dictionary, but so we’re words like Soop (for Soup) and greef (for grief). These did not catch on, Americans just kept using Aluminum. Webster wanted to standardize words … but nobody wanted to use dawter instead of daughter. They did stop using “Gaol” and used Jail instead.

        The word history was “alumium” in 1807, then changed to “aluminum” in 1808. It was not changed to “aluminium” until 1812

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  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If you hate Americans because of this, of all things, then you’re going to lose your mind when you find out about everything that’s happened this year.

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    • gens@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Or the last 200 years.

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  • protist@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Platinum

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    • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Platinium!

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      • something_random_tho@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Cat at a dinner table from the meme where it’s being yelled at by the two women

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  • pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Am I the only one who finds differences in american vs british english cool, instead of a reason to be a dick

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    • vithigar@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Let’s table that discussion.

      Tap for spoiler

      The meanings of “table” as a verb in US vs UK parliamentary usage are literally opposites. With the US meaning being to stop discussing or put aside for later, while the UK version means to begin discussing. This actually caused confusion during allied meetings in WWII.

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  • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oxygen-ium

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    • Fatalwire@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      tenor.com/…/walter-walter-white-walter-white-abso…

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      • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I expected Waltwr in the meme.

        Didnt excpect the element symbol in the gif

        No notes

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  • ItsMrChristmas@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Substance discovered by folks that called it alum or aluminum for literally five centuries then the Brits come galloping in to colonize the accepted name then try to look down on everyone else

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    • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Then they stole all their ancient artefacts to put in their own museums.

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    • Kirca@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Cool narrative you got there mate, problem is while the term “alum” was used for (far more than) 5 centuries, the words “aluminium” and “aluminium” were both coined around the same time, roughly 1810ish. Also, Sir. Davy, who coined the phrase that you hold dear, was British.

      Tldr: every part of that statement is wrong

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      • ItsMrChristmas@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It is really weird how you agreed with me and yet still said I was wrong.

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  • jsomae@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We canadians also say Aluminum and I would like to be represented in this comic as a target of mockery alongside the US thank you.

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  • lefixxx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Aluminium is not the -ium of alumin

    Aluminium is the genericitation of aluminum.

    The actual -ium is of alum. The original name is alumium.

    Aluminum is a modification of alumiun, not aluminium

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    • fox2263@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You could be right.

      However. It’s the internet and I can’t read

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  • P00ptart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sorry, I’m siding with my American compatriots on this one. Yours sounds silly.

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    • WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “Aluminium” sounds like something a fantasy writer would call aluminum in their novel just to make it sound magical.

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  • 18107@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Aluminuminium. Now everyone gets to be happy.

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  • ximtor@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It confused me a bit when reading the Mistborn series. Wtf is aluminum and why have i never heard of that? Do they just call Aluminium differently because of story reasons? Did i miss something? Are the other metals correct?

    Good books tho

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    • HiTekRedNek@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Aluminum is the original name for the element. It was changed to be more in line with the others in its group.

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    • gens@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Like in the tv shows when they say “epinephrine”, and I was like wtf is that? for years.

      And later on with the amazing metal called tungsten. Why have I never heard of it?

      (Its andrenaline and wolfram)

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      • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Acetaminophen / Paracetamol is probably the one I see the most.

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      • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Wait until you learn why it’s called epinephrine. Then you’ll really roll your eyes.

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Bendalloy is a commercial name, which is for the best because we’d hate for Wayne to burn Wood’s metal

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  • psychadlligoat@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Always find it funny how the French and British traditionally hate on each other but the British will defend to the death the stupid French shit we stole for our language

    the amount of times I've seen people get pissed off at the American English removal of the useless "u" is actually fucking silly

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    • pulsewidth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The English ‘stole’ words from the French in the same way half the European world ‘stole’ Roman roads, words, and customs.

      They were colonised by the Normans you silly codswallop. The British retain French words because they were forced on them by the aristocracy a thousand years ago.

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      • buttnugget@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I remember the battle of Hastings like it was yesterday.

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    • SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s even sillier when you realize (hah!) that -or came from Latin, and -our came from Old French, and both had been used interchangeably in English for at least a century when Samuel Johnson decided to use -our in his dictionary, and Noah Webster decided to use -or. So Britons and Yankees are equally (in)correct.

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    • BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I mean we hate on the french, but it’s mostly good natured ribbing. Also wasn’t most of the french imposed on us post invasion rather than stealing?

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  • PumpkinSkink@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m gonna take this chance to air my personal grievance with “Iodine”, which is commonly pronounced (in America at least) “aye-o-dine”, but if we look at all of the other halogen, their “-ine” ending is pronounced “-een”, and therefore iodine should clearly be pronounced “aye-o-deen”.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Uh-loom-in-um slides off the tongue easier than Al-oo-mini-um.

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  • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Go and get some platinium and if you want to go old fashioned you may like aurium.

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  • saltnotsugar@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Al is Arabic for “the,” “um” was because the scientist forgot what he wanted to say, “in” means inside, and “um” also means the scientist forgot what to say and likely ran away.

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  • modern_drift@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not listening to countries that say “zed” for the letter z.

    Bed, ced, ded, ed, ged, ped, ted, ved? No? Zee.

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  • Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What gets me is an Americanism that seems to have only taken hold in the last 10 years or so - Normalcy. Apparently it’s been in use since 1920 but I’m sure it’s only recently become ubiquitous in the US. The word is NORMALITY my American friends. Normalcy is a horrible Frankenstien word which sounds and looks horrible written. =p

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  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I, a man of culture, call it Alimony.

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  • Soapbox@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You should just be happy that we aren’t all still calling it “tin.”

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  • Bloomcole@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dubya would start a nukular war over it.

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  • chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    ITT a bunch of weird pedantic nerds that hate language and don’t read enough books.

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  • rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Alumium

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  • RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Too many syllables.

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  • NONE_dc@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Aluminio

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  • SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The five syllable elements are all weird radioactive things. If Al has five syllables it might make my beer can radioactive or poisonous. Better keep the syllable count on Al to four or less like all of the other normal elements.

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  • ornery_chemist@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Back on my did there was an element called unununium until some nuclear scientists bismuth-munching paper-pushers with nickel allergies decided in 2004 that they liked Röntgen more than Regirock.

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