Wilco

@Wilco@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨...📉⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Nope. They got exactly what they voted for.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon pitches a new game⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Dont forget the golden parachute they get when they piss off the consumer base with several $60 games that turn out to be incomplete garbage and get themselves fired.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon pitches a new game⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Because money.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PLASTICMAXXING⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I want them to 3D print a neat little Star Wars starship miniature out of mine. Something obscure like a Kimogila.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nuclear family⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude … Vances soulless eyes and vacant stare really bother me. Oh, the kid in this image is also creepy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon reads between the lines⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Metal Gear is telling you to wash your dirty arse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kid gave a reasonable answer without all the math bullshit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You have to use the variables given. He ate 4/6 of his pizza and the other guy ate 5/6. Saying he ate the other guys pizza would result in a tie (not more) and is not an option. The answer they wanted was “impossible”, the kid gave the only real shenanigan proof viable answer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kid gave a reasonable answer without all the math bullshit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No, “Marty ate 4/6 of his pizza”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kid gave a reasonable answer without all the math bullshit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I agree, the kid is correct. This is the only viable answer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨well...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He wanted an Indiana Jones hat?

  Dunno, I would have wished for two so I could put one on my giant cock.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨(゜O゜;⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow. This is epic internet!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you are too young you really missed out being able to do this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So kids could use the phone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The 5 stages of Charles Manson⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It must be a cult uniform. That prison jumpsuit look is all the rage amongst polygamous cultists I hear.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kinda fucked up tbh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is kind of mind blowing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WTF is a rural town in the USA?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A village would be an “unincorporated town” in the US, administered under the county. There are a few actual incorporated villages, but they are small towns that just chose to call themselves that.

  The main difference is that an incorporated city/town/etc has its own municiple government … a “village” would still be run by the county.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Number neighbors!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hmm … what was that last part?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Been a long century⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have aged like 15 years since January.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rhubarb⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wars have been fought for less Phil.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Black Mirror AI⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep, those things were so rarely used … sure. You are forgetting that 99% of people knew nothing about computers when this stuff came out, but people made themselves learn. It’s like comparing Reddit and Twitter to a federated alternative.

  Also, something like geocities could easily make a comeback if the damn corporations would stop throwing dozens of pop-ups, banners, and sidescrolls on everything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Black Mirror AI⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I forgot web rings! Also the crazy all centered Geocities websites people made. The internet was an amazing place before the major corporations figured it out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Black Mirror AI⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nope. That isn’t how it worked. You joined message boards that had lists of web links. There were still search engines, but they were pretty localized. Google was also amazing when their slogan was “don’t be evil” and they meant it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you are now witnessing the peak of online discourse⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tan balloon! Tan balloon! Hahahaha

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Black Mirror AI⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Could you imagine a world where word of mouth became the norm again? Your friends would tell you about websites, and those sites would never show on search results because crawlers get stuck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘The View’ Goes Hard at Trump After Execs Say Tone It Down⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please advise⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Poop in this box so we can screen for colon cancer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Explains crossfit⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The moon landing was actually staged. It has been proven that Kubrick filmed it … but he is a perfectionist and demanded it be filmed on location. He made Armstrong do 48 takes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They are playing 4D chess: Dumbass, Disturbed, Duped, and Derpy are the four Ds.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The four horsemen of the apocalypse⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You need to get this theory on YouTube as a video series. 1. It would be funny. 2. It may teach a lot of us why our kids just want to sit around on Roblox/Minecraft all day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not enough real estate⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  She would be like: oh, I see now, it grew. You have some guy named Don’s name on there twice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Love this⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  10-15 is a bit old for patty cake to be cool.