Always wanted to start a cult

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  dibs on black sheep niece you never see or talk about except in hushed tones to whisper that she might be worshiping satan (hint, i am not worshiping satan, i am cooking pasta)

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But WE are worshipping Satan.

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ill fight you for that role. Ill fight you, and ruin thanksgiving.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s more fun for me, a big hairy middle aged balding guy, to be the teenage niece though

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• BroBot9000@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Last sentence is a red flag

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Can we negotiate? How does 70% sound?

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    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The Old Ones will brook no compromise with these infantile new-age deities.

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  • ColdSideOfYourPillow@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “God” refers to the Satanic Demon summoned by a blood ritual including animal sacrifice. The family worships him.

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• Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Will be uncle

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m sorry, applications for uncles closed last week. You may apply for sister next week.

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    • Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Bad offer you have no honor

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    • Fabian@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What about great-uncle?

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• dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Niko, cousin! Let’s go bowling!

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• bacon_pdp@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dibs on grandma

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I already dibbed on grandma

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• socsa@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What if we kiss in the shallow end of the gene pool 😰👉👈

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• ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Can I be that guy from down the street that seems cool but no one talks to him or knows his name?

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• YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Can I be house cat. meow mreow meow mrrrp

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• Wilco@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I call dibs on being “Cousin Johnny” I will only attend baptisms, weddings, funerals, and maybe the social events afterwards.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I mean, if you believe in the Bible, everyone on the planet is related. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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  • MintyFresh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Believe it biach

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• SVcross@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Can I be the cousin that is never present, unless there’s an emergency?

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• ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  But cult so kissing cousins? Right?

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That was the case pre cult too

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