Last sentence is a red flag
Always wanted to start a cult
Submitted 2 weeks ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to [deleted]
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BroBot9000@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Can we negotiate? How does 70% sound?
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
The Old Ones will brook no compromise with these infantile new-age deities.
ColdSideOfYourPillow@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
“God” refers to the Satanic Demon summoned by a blood ritual including animal sacrifice. The family worships him.
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Will be uncle
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I’m sorry, applications for uncles closed last week. You may apply for sister next week.
Fabian@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
What about great-uncle?
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Niko, cousin! Let’s go bowling!
bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Dibs on grandma
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I already dibbed on grandma
socsa@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
What if we kiss in the shallow end of the gene pool 😰👉👈
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Can I be that guy from down the street that seems cool but no one talks to him or knows his name?
YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Can I be house cat. meow mreow meow mrrrp
Wilco@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
I call dibs on being “Cousin Johnny” I will only attend baptisms, weddings, funerals, and maybe the social events afterwards.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
I mean, if you believe in the Bible, everyone on the planet is related. 🤷🏻♂️
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
SVcross@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Can I be the cousin that is never present, unless there’s an emergency?
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
But cult so kissing cousins? Right?
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
That was the case pre cult too
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
dibs on black sheep niece you never see or talk about except in hushed tones to whisper that she might be worshiping satan (hint, i am not worshiping satan, i am cooking pasta)
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
But WE are worshipping Satan.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Ill fight you for that role. Ill fight you, and ruin thanksgiving.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s more fun for me, a big hairy middle aged balding guy, to be the teenage niece though