Always wanted to start a cult

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  dibs on black sheep niece you never see or talk about except in hushed tones to whisper that she might be worshiping satan (hint, i am not worshiping satan, i am cooking pasta)

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But WE are worshipping Satan.

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ill fight you for that role. Ill fight you, and ruin thanksgiving.

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• dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Niko, cousin! Let’s go bowling!

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• BroBot9000@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Last sentence is a red flag

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Can we negotiate? How does 70% sound?

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  • ColdSideOfYourPillow@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “God” refers to the Satanic Demon summoned by a blood ritual including animal sacrifice. The family worships him.

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• Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Will be uncle

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m sorry, applications for uncles closed last week. You may apply for sister next week.

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    • Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Bad offer you have no honor

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• bacon_pdp@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dibs on grandma

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I already dibbed on grandma

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