ryedaft

@ryedaft@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The 5 stages of Charles Manson⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that Richard Stallman?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨(・∀・)⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Queen Amidala suggesting that titty infection is a good thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just got charged for reading it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Audiovisual contribution? I love it 10/10 no notes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries to save money⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t you borrow games at the library?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a wonderful world we live in!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the problem may have been that a horse doesn’t know how to pull the cord to deploy the parachute. Hindsight is 20/20 and all that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Gooner⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  If boss says the hat is alright then it’s alright by me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨grandma's house recently got a roomba⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Anon was cooked from the beginning, wanting to have sex with his employees.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just got charged for reading it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What, you don’t have that? My electric bill has a rate, a rate for the network, a subscription fee, electricity green taxes, and sales tax. I’m European.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Techno feudalism, here we come⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think that’s a pineapple

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where's your towel?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It will come in handy when meeting the Bugblatter Beast, because it is so dumb it thinks you can’t see it if you cover your face with a towel.

  That seems reasonable to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which one did you choose????⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So you’re just taking the same pill four times over? Very clever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd choose 4 tbh⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think “many followers” means being famous?

  And the “increase 5cm” has a strategic new line. I thought for about 0.3 seconds that a rude had snuck in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As my southern inlaws used to say, "cut that light on".⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Men deserve a little nip play too. For that matter I guess women can have their switch flicked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every NPC sidequest⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Missing the part where it’s only the third time you start a conversation with the NPC that they give you the item.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jimmy Neutron was a sciencememes poster⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Love the way we usually don’t have to declare things like anti-caking agents on ingredients because it’s a treatment, not an ingredient. Dried fruit: nothing but good honest fruit. How do we keep fungus away? Well, that’s why we dry it, right? So it lasts longer. We also spray the fruit with preservatives but it’s a treatment. In the dried fruit there’s only fruit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Common British L⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You need spices for mince pies and fruitcake. Worcestershire sauce and HP sauce. Cakes and sauces basically.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PLEASE bro⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The funniest thing is when nutrition bros go on pubmed. Find something like proteins that regulate myostatin transcription. Then find a protein that regulates that protein. Repeat. And then they have a citations for how insulin, circadian rhythm, any vitamin, any biosynthesis regulates muscle growth. 🧑‍🍳😘

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inspired by another post⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I love it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think he'll figure it out?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Why is the picture mirrored?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon attends a funeral⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Overdose”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not now honey⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s what happens when you don’t sanitise your inputs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're good, thanks.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, I recognize that guy from Dave the Diver!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PLEASE bro⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is what biochemists have demanding your respect for. “Hello, I would like Mitogen Activated Protein kinase kinase kinase apples”. Statements dreamt up by the utterly deranged.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't expect a better look unless...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  She’s got fleet enema for days

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Robin Hood, Prince of memes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Cary Elwes, you sexy sexy man in tights

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grieve with me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The charging port is the bellybutton of the device

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  According to the fMRI the salmon knew. Draw your own conclusions. Or read the other comments for help.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hide and Seek⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  *profffesionnal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bestie⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Rockerface out there calling their girlies “bestie”