ryedaft

@ryedaft@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon finally finds a girlfriend⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Not Terry Pratchett’s Small Gods?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨good morning bitches⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  He only got three years but China changed the laws based on this dickhead so now it’s a lot more. In China at least. I’m sure there are plenty of countries where it’s only marginally illegal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meow >:)⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel the need to point out that almost no babies get HIV from their mother as long as the mother is being successfully treated with anti retroviral medication.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aussie Fauna⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I think about 96% of mammal biomass is either humans or domestic animals so if we ignore the 4% wild animals it suddenly because a much easier task.

  Like, throwing enough botulinum toxin into the ocean to kill all the whales would be annoying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aussie Fauna⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Bacteria doesn’t have nerve cells.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What else are they hiding from us?⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Just keeping asking until someone (a go getter) gives you the answer you want.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Even his doctors are full of it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What spine?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It do be like that⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And then sometimes they are right and they have to work really hard to convince other people and they get famous and stuff. And then they think that their other ideas that are outside the mainstream are also genius because they had them, e.g. vitamin c against cancer or racism. But they don’t work really hard to prove them because they are famous now so why should they. They never find out that their terrible ideas are terrible and die hated by everyone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PRAY TO THE ELDER GODS⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There are four lights images

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This gay tortoise is older than the word “homosexual”⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Glad no one decided to make tortoise chowder out of him in those 192 years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon watches a fishing video⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh FISHING. Moving along, nothing to see here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨use it on strangers⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They are making game of thrones real. Lots of whores and titties, big ass wolves, religious cults taking over government, zombies, crucifixions, people being eaten by dragons.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a statistic⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Both the “locks away guns, guns are always empty except on the shooting range or hunting, safety conscious” person and the “gets drunk every evening and sleeps with a loaded gun under their pillow” person are actually totally safe as long as they uphold the number one rule of gun safety: “The barrel of a gun may never be pointed at a person”. Super hard to shoot someone unless you are Angelina Jolie or James McAvoy or one of those bullet ricochet superheroes. Of course it’s a useless rule since it is simply stating the obvious. But that doesn’t seem to stop people from repeating it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨thanks mom⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Could be worse

  Could be that paper about masturbating to shota porn

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make gravity your bitch⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Gravity is the only fundamental force that can bend time tho

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proton⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  K

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon makes life choices⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, but Zoldyck was talking about doing something Vs doing nothing. And that doing something random is fine as long as it is something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's normal, right?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not enough calories. I think. Unless his coffee is some kinda American abomination.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I had no idea y cunt was this powerful⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fry squinting.png

  Tell me which one of these three you think is the troll

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Give us your craziest ocean facts. 🦑⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Metal nodules on the ocean floor produce oxygen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Special K⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  black

  stress intensity factor

  ketamine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dont worry about your retirement plan, simpsons never fail⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  20 April 1889

  I did not know that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dont worry about your retirement plan, simpsons never fail⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He can’t die. If he dies how will he institute martial law April 20th?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon makes life choices⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If it was one of those federal jobs with a 3 year probation then green text is probably unemployed now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨purpose⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And that’s important to the nitrogen cycle?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨purpose⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Roaches? What?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SMELL IT⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Methane doesn’t have a smell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Standard tRump supporter⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How did they never pay for anything? Shoplifting? Are they literally a statue of a Confederate general?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Genius⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  All salsa to be replaced by katsoup.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon keeps it classy in the comments⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No, that’s Furina.

  And the word you’re looking for is vasovagal syncope.