ryedaft
@ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on The 5 stages of Charles Manson 1 hour ago:
Is that Richard Stallman?
- Comment on (・∀・) 11 hours ago:
Queen Amidala suggesting that titty infection is a good thing.
- Comment on Just got charged for reading it 1 day ago:
Audiovisual contribution? I love it 10/10 no notes
- Comment on Anon tries to save money 1 day ago:
Can’t you borrow games at the library?
- Comment on What a wonderful world we live in! 1 day ago:
I think the problem may have been that a horse doesn’t know how to pull the cord to deploy the parachute. Hindsight is 20/20 and all that.
- Comment on The Gooner 1 day ago:
If boss says the hat is alright then it’s alright by me
- Comment on grandma's house recently got a roomba 2 days ago:
Anon was cooked from the beginning, wanting to have sex with his employees.
- Comment on Just got charged for reading it 2 days ago:
What, you don’t have that? My electric bill has a rate, a rate for the network, a subscription fee, electricity green taxes, and sales tax. I’m European.
- Comment on Techno feudalism, here we come 2 days ago:
I think that’s a pineapple
- Comment on Where's your towel? 2 days ago:
It will come in handy when meeting the Bugblatter Beast, because it is so dumb it thinks you can’t see it if you cover your face with a towel.
That seems reasonable to me.
- Comment on Which one did you choose???? 2 days ago:
So you’re just taking the same pill four times over? Very clever.
- Comment on I'd choose 4 tbh 2 days ago:
I think “many followers” means being famous?
And the “increase 5cm” has a strategic new line. I thought for about 0.3 seconds that a rude had snuck in.
- Comment on As my southern inlaws used to say, "cut that light on". 2 days ago:
Men deserve a little nip play too. For that matter I guess women can have their switch flicked.
- Comment on Every NPC sidequest 4 days ago:
Missing the part where it’s only the third time you start a conversation with the NPC that they give you the item.
- Comment on Jimmy Neutron was a sciencememes poster 4 days ago:
Love the way we usually don’t have to declare things like anti-caking agents on ingredients because it’s a treatment, not an ingredient. Dried fruit: nothing but good honest fruit. How do we keep fungus away? Well, that’s why we dry it, right? So it lasts longer. We also spray the fruit with preservatives but it’s a treatment. In the dried fruit there’s only fruit.
- Comment on Common British L 4 days ago:
You need spices for mince pies and fruitcake. Worcestershire sauce and HP sauce. Cakes and sauces basically.
- Comment on PLEASE bro 4 days ago:
The funniest thing is when nutrition bros go on pubmed. Find something like proteins that regulate myostatin transcription. Then find a protein that regulates that protein. Repeat. And then they have a citations for how insulin, circadian rhythm, any vitamin, any biosynthesis regulates muscle growth. 🧑🍳😘
- Comment on Inspired by another post 4 days ago:
I love it
- Comment on Do you think he'll figure it out? 4 days ago:
Why is the picture mirrored?
- Comment on Anon attends a funeral 5 days ago:
“Overdose”
- Comment on Not now honey 5 days ago:
That’s what happens when you don’t sanitise your inputs
- Comment on We're good, thanks. 5 days ago:
Hey, I recognize that guy from Dave the Diver!
- Comment on PLEASE bro 5 days ago:
This is what biochemists have demanding your respect for. “Hello, I would like Mitogen Activated Protein kinase kinase kinase apples”. Statements dreamt up by the utterly deranged.
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- Comment on Don't expect a better look unless... 1 week ago:
She’s got fleet enema for days
- Comment on Robin Hood, Prince of memes 1 week ago:
Cary Elwes, you sexy sexy man in tights
- Comment on Grieve with me 1 week ago:
The charging port is the bellybutton of the device
- Comment on Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords. 1 week ago:
According to the fMRI the salmon knew. Draw your own conclusions. Or read the other comments for help.
- Comment on Hide and Seek 1 week ago:
*profffesionnal
- Comment on bestie 1 week ago:
Rockerface out there calling their girlies “bestie”