ryedaft

@ryedaft@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grok 3 roasts Lemmy⁩ ⁨⁨52⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you!

  And that’s a pretty funny roast 😁

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grok 3 roasts Lemmy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty illegible on a phone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inspirational⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds unlikely. I think he just offered Swift his sperm because he’s gross. I was thinking of something that was more like “An Indecent Proposal” but for pregnancy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inspirational⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t he also offer some woman money to have his children?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get ya every time⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes.

  The only thing to add is that the intelligence we are talking about here is a social construct and the numbers used to express it have specifically been adjusted to give a normal distribution (a bell curve).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get ya every time⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I would have guessed that more than half of them had below average intelligence to be honest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the debat⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Kirby

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I want to know.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I was trying to find out what year this was from, hoping for the possibility at least that it was a dunk on X Files. Instead I found totally not automated, manually curated pages like this:

  Quote Catalog - quotecatalog.com/…/carl-sagan-i-dont-want-N70xy37…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Entropy? Never heard of it.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ukraine is bombing a lot of their neighbour’s fossil fuel infrastructure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not sure about Dagestan⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Its so joever⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If you bothered to download and post it you could have done an image search

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taking one for the team...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Internal bleeding that ends up in the digestive system is also fun (black tar that makes your eyes run).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fresh skin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Also available in chocolate.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Camels are mammals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a warning about the ISS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s almost two months old. People would probably have noticed by now if the sky was falling. Like, you can look at ISS from Earth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Man Who Met Kit Duncan⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So someone with a fear of flying in an ad for air travel? Nice. Feels like a metaphor for capitalism. Maybe more of a literal description than a metaphor.

  Thanks tho! 🏆

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Man Who Met Kit Duncan⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But what’s her weird habit? Can’t leave us hanging like this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valve ban advertising-based business models on Steam, no forced adverts like in mobile games⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They could. That takes a lot more employees than they have and would mean that they were the place with all the shitty free games.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My kids bored out of their minds with a house full of toys, don't know how good they got it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like the wheels would come off pretty easily.

  I wonder whether humans have evolved a fascination with vehicles. Like, thinking carts and chariots were cool made it more likely for your village to survive or for an individual specifically to reproduce.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valve ban advertising-based business models on Steam, no forced adverts like in mobile games⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How would Steam get paid for their services if all your income was from ads?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I miss when you could get a flagship phone that could fit in your hand⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No no no, just wear headphones at all times and also a smart watch and keep the smartphone in your bum bag /s Conversational interfaces definitely understand what you are saying and asking for.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mexican Food⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like you are allergic to dairy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AHHHHHHHHHHH⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Physicists

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨yes god⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t invertebrates make it onto land way before fishies?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man, their reputation really has gone to shit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tbf they also target white supremacist organisations within the US.

  Targeted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Car diagram⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where’s the dick and where’s the prostate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Emojiis are hieroglyphics⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🍑🍆 <- ideograms?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Patch this Bish!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think that here it is because there are multiple people running the account and they sign with an initial.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Patch this Bish!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wasn’t this a compromise that allows speech? Babies can drink and breathe at the same time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Patch this Bish!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone did the math for photosynthetic cows and they would only get about 1% of their energy requirement. It’s not viable.