ryedaft

@ryedaft@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rest in Peace Jane Goodall.⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Wake up sheeple! It was a movie.

  Google search: Dian Fossey was played by Sigourney Weaver.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  University Physics sucks but physical chemistry is all Boltzmann all the time and it’s so awful

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨psycho killer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  No. You can’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IT'S A TRAP⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I reject the premise since there will only ever exist a finite number of people. They will all die. One day the last human will die.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fell off the horizon into a black hole⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I think this was a joke about flat earth?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My (incredibly divisive) dessert choice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  They finally added enough cake, cookies, dough, rocks, and sugar that there wasn’t room for any dairy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this Ozempic?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A little bit of Monica in my life, a little bit of Erica by my side⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Once molecules get big enough they are not very soluble.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hope his set doesn't bomb⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They want Fringe but invite Americans?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking news⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Aw so nice that they gave him a jacket that says FBI and everything

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HÖNKHALT⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, but black swans are extra gay. Like, gayer than domestic rams.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨get back here⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Needs red circle

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Material deformation cheat sheet⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The Elasticity (physics) entry doesn’t have a single image.

  But the sister entry has so many. Obviously not the same authors at all.

  Plasticity (physics)
  Non-reversible deformation of a solid material in response to applied forces

  The elastic band would probably need more conformations to illustrate that only the slack deformation is plastic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Material deformation cheat sheet⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope someone recreates theses pictures with CC license and posts them to the respective Wikipedia entries

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Catty Harlots⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know if this is a copy pasta but it’s awesome. Let me just post this and I’ll edit with the link

  “I want to pollinate you and cover you in pine cones,” he whispered and she felt her sap run hot with desire. She shivered from more than the cool spring wind on her bark. His needles moved against hers in the breeze, tickling and prickling her deliciously and she could tell his wood was knotted and hard as his sticky sap dripped from it. She craved to feel him against her, branches and bark and overwhelming passion. And then she felt it, the microspores of his grainy discharge, carrying his potent gametophytes, exploded into her, settling among her needles. Her bark tingled with exquisite, syngamic release as her branches quivered in the cool spring wind and deep inside her ovules she felt his gametes fuse with hers. “Yes,” she whispered in the wind. “Take me! Fertilize me! Give me your nuts!”
  
  “You know I’m your half brother,” he whispered as she shuddered in climax. “I don’t care,” she whispered back. “That makes it hotter.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I ain't got no Dino in this race.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Or normal beetles that don’t die in winter because it doesn’t get cold enough due to global warming created by…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pet rent⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh I thought you meant sending pictures of your pet when they interrupt an online meeting. Is that called cat tax? Anyway, your car may not have a job but it can pay in tasteful nudes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Missing banana for scale.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The Gigantopithecus is the largest extinct primate and the gorilla is the largest extant primate. They are both primates. So are humans but we already have an idea about how big humans can get.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You gotta rizz 'em⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nothing but jism

  For his 'tism

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Become irresistible to women⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Bet the sex was as freaky as the molecular biology of plants. Trying to understand how conifers got their freak on over 200 million years ago? Fool’s errand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Missing banana for scale.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wikipedia on gorillas:

  The heaviest wild gorilla recorded was a 1.83 m (6 ft 0 in) silverback shot in Ambam, Cameroon, which weighed 267 kg (589 lb).[30] The tallest gorilla in captivity was Gust, a western lowland gorilla that was captured as a baby in Belgian Congo and spent his life at Antwerp Zoo. He was 2.20 m (7 ft 3 in) tall. Males in captivity can be overweight and reach weights up to 310 kg (683 lb).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨facebook ai⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  At least it doesn’t say (((they))) I guess

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨solar system⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No, it’s engagement bait from places where that matters

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨reddit chatroom⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s this one pedo on Reddit that plagues the Genshin community. Every time a new character is announced they make a sub specifically for that character and try to make it the main sub so moderators can’t boot them when they post awful crap (especially on the loli character subs).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LinuX is The Most Un-Secure Barely Glued Operating System That Barely Work.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, it’s a crosspost from ragebait.

  Not really a shitpost?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cooking 😋⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Who needs to functional kidneys anyway

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hobbies⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This should have been posted to the rage bait community instead

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I mean... This is it.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Because that’s where the clitoris is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who the fuck needs an x axis anyway⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No, it’s “surveillance year | birth year” and only every other value is listed. It would be nicer with a numerical value but it’s fine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The level of discourse in the US right now ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Checks out, I worshipped at the alter of the orange tom as a kid