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• GandalftheBlack@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And when she says that, she doesn’t mean finding a supplier. Once you put the tweezers down, you’ll never find them again

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• sym@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • Senseless@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    One might say you make your patients horny.

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  • space_comrade@hexbear.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That sound badass, where do I sign up?

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    • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sorry, I accidentally spliced in the wrong bit of DNA for you; now you have 2 anuses coming out of your palms, and you can’t control them, like birds.

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• markz@suppo.fi ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The last image: my dna hurts

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• homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You got through a doctoral program in evolutionary biology without knowing how to spell tweezers?

  . . .

  Okay.

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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Have you met people this educated in fields this specialized? They ain’t got time for spelling.

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    • homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeahbut . . .”tweasers”? C’mon man. Just spell the band and put a T in front.

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    • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s too egregious, it has to be ragebait. And you know what, it worked

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• SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Looks like it’s normal size tweezers, but vastly enlarged DNA.

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• iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Duh that is old tech, nowadays you enlarge the DNA to human size so you can easily pluck out individual nucleotides with regular tweezers.

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• Rusty@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Does CRISPR count as tweasers?

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• ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Doctors: I’m helping

  You’re creating strand breaks is what you’re doing.

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• Droggelbecher@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You’re telling me these en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Optical_tweezers

  don’t look like traditional tweezers except really small?

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• Midnitte@beehaw.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m sure they also spend a lot of time staring face to face with a DNA strand too

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• enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  the generated clankslops out of those stock photos will be hillariousy worse.

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• MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  get gud.

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• KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I think she means “as an evolutionary biologist: you have no idea …”. Rather than “as an evolutionary biologist, you have no idea …”.

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  • threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well, I did indeed have no idea I was an evolutionary biologist…

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