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• GandalftheBlack@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  And when she says that, she doesn’t mean finding a supplier. Once you put the tweezers down, you’ll never find them again

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• sym@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The worst part is when you wobble slightly and insert the strand of DNA in the wrong place, so instead of curing the patient's genetic disease they immediately sprout horns.

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  • Senseless@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    One might say you make your patients horny.

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  • space_comrade@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That sound badass, where do I sign up?

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    • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Sorry, I accidentally spliced in the wrong bit of DNA for you; now you have 2 anuses coming out of your palms, and you can’t control them, like birds.

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• homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You got through a doctoral program in evolutionary biology without knowing how to spell tweezers?

  . . .

  Okay.

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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Have you met people this educated in fields this specialized? They ain’t got time for spelling.

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    • homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeahbut . . .”tweasers”? C’mon man. Just spell the band and put a T in front.

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    • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s too egregious, it has to be ragebait. And you know what, it worked

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• markz@suppo.fi ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The last image: my dna hurts

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• iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Duh that is old tech, nowadays you enlarge the DNA to human size so you can easily pluck out individual nucleotides with regular tweezers.

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• SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Looks like it’s normal size tweezers, but vastly enlarged DNA.

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• ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Doctors: I’m helping

  You’re creating strand breaks is what you’re doing.

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• Rusty@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Does CRISPR count as tweasers?

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• enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  the generated clankslops out of those stock photos will be hillariousy worse.

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• Droggelbecher@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You’re telling me these en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Optical_tweezers

  don’t look like traditional tweezers except really small?

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• Midnitte@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m sure they also spend a lot of time staring face to face with a DNA strand too

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• MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  get gud.

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• KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I think she means “as an evolutionary biologist: you have no idea …”. Rather than “as an evolutionary biologist, you have no idea …”.

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  • threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Well, I did indeed have no idea I was an evolutionary biologist…

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