icelimit

@icelimit@lemmy.ml

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fit girls role call⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s a prostate spasm? Sudden projectile shits?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dan⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They thought the one true Jew was a bit sus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's true⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  mad Italian chatter “I DON’T HAVE A DAUGHTER”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's true⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “you’re handicapped? Sit yo ass in this, then we can work it out”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How men are different than women⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  showering

  Self awareness is a good thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How men are different than women⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  By the time you’re done naming them, there’s probably a new one up and you’re now sucked into writing a wiki article on it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We were the best of friends⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Who’s the victim though?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I will kill you⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Eli5 please?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hope my birth control works⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe it was series, instead of parallel

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Durian supremacy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ll get a similar result with pineapple

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨References: [1] out of his ass⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So we are the internal organs/blood vessels in a dude standing in a super packed subway and the dude is getting squeezed on all sides by 250kg Walmart shoppers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨insert mental health condition here⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Because time is squiggly. You know how sometimes a day passes real quick and other times it’s a drag?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon employees are "tokenmaxxing" due to pressure to use AI tools⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Zip bomb

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe vegans have a point.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait till you see how they make whipped cream

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boop Snoots⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How does shorter muzzle benefit extending progeny?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Surely has a master's degree⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s all pee.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spitballin'⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because they’re ant hobbits

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's already running⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t know there are Nordic chad voices

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨socializing⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s in hindsight. But his inventions are by their own right, significant advancements.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Post title lol⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah yes the roflcopter

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Post title lol⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I too am not sure how to interpret your message lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Post title lol⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not aware of this helicopter stuff. What is that about? Lol?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lmao⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Coconuts are mammals

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Space Honey⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you jump up and down after each bite?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey... so, uh, whatcha doin' in there?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sharing is caring

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keeping it classy for my 1000th post⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Mayo is ass. How do you deal with it? Plenty of shit white sauces imo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's ask this AI app!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes please. Also what’s the emergency phone number that I should dial?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fake News⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If I know anything from my time in the Army, everyone just went over to the next hill and continued rolling around in the contaminated uniform.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fake News⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What would they do if everyone on a given boat just straight up died from the plague?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have a plan⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe going back to being a French or German colony would be more sensible