The Woke Veggie Tale Leftists Won't Tell You About This One

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• BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨43⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  And she gave birth to her firstborn son; and she wrapped Him in the stars and stripes, and laid Him in the bed of the truck, because there was no room for them in the holiday inn.

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• deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨58⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Obviously the answer is Jesus was in North America, Joseph Smith was right, and Matthew Mark Luke and John were a bit confused.

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• blkvvvs@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

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• IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works ⁨34⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  You know, I was watching a video theorizing that the Odyssey and the Iliad were assembled from a bunch of older stories, and that a couple of those journeys went across the Atlantic. If someone like the ancient Macedonians made it across, the Old Testament stories could also be incorporating information about North America.

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• Thunderbird4@lemmy.world ⁨34⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  And did those feet
  In ancient times
  Walk upon Kentucky’s mountains green?

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• mkwt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  The Atchafalaya is a distributary, not a tributary.

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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨43⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  All I know for sure is that Atlantis was in Iowa.

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