some_kind_of_guy

@some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Say hello to Bary⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Gravity always wins

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hypothetically, if you have memory problems and need to write down events, is there a system which you can verify that its not tampered with? (Like a digital checksum, but for a journal)⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Great idea! That way you’ll know it hasn’t been tampered with because of the way it is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm ready for spooky⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I think we can tell you’ve never been depressed…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bmw⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe I’ll take a dashcam video. Seems like the sort of thing that belongs in dull men’s club.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bmw⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Having a car that’s all one color and/or has all parts intact and securely fastened: also gay

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bmw⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My favorite blinker scenario locally is an offramp/series of interchanges getting off a local interstate which calls for several right blinker indications in a row:

  • Start on 2-lane 55mph turnpike with exit coming up on the right in ~.5 miles
  • right blinker goes on as the turnpike gradually widens to 5 lanes, adding new lanes on the right every ~.1 miles - I leave the blinker on as I hug the solid white and slip into each new lane as it comes
  • After .2 miles of being in the rightmost of the 5 lanes, I slip onto the exit ramp - blinker is still on
  • After another .1 miles, the ramp splits and I take the right side of the fork - blinker still on
  • Yet another fork after that where I stay to the right again
  • Another roadway merges in on the right
  • Come up on a T intersection of the off-ramp with the surface street and, you guessed it, the blinker is STILL ON, and it’s another right turn for me
  • That last 90° turn is enough of a steering wheel rotation to trigger the automatic shutoff of the blinker
  • Grinning like an idiot the rest of the way home, fucking glorious
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bmw⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There are now entire forums dedicated to pirating the turn signal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bmw⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Opening with a disclaimer “the use of this procedure may void your warranty…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bmw⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It is possible, but I had to install the aftermarket turn signal mod to unlock mine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon hires a goth chick⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Let it cool a while first, trust me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Negative, comrade. Only more potato

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Macaroni and cheese⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  NHL hockey league

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Call 1-888-GOT-GUNK NOW!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  When our poodle mix was with us, she went mad for them, and same. It was a special salty treat she made herself, in her mind.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A different kind of blow job⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I just skee bop ba doo dap’ed all over

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fun fact⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So add a note explaining that that’s just what swedish toilets are

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True art is polarizing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fountain: #2

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True art is polarizing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m partial to Missing 3: Lost

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aspergers officinalis⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not even another branch - it’s the same exact species, just a different cultivar

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aspergers officinalis⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Everything’s brassica!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vibe check!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ACAB

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Southern USA core.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I assume the 16% is of the portion of DNA which varies among humans, not the shared portion which makes one human in the first place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Even mannequins have itchy butts⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, I’m sold. They’re people just like you and me.

  Now that I’m enlightened, I may consider not immediately skull-fucking the first mannequin I see down at the local shops (without their consent).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why doesn't the US build a bridge here to connect Alaska to the mainland? Are they stupid?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Alaska doesn’t like being tethered, it will just buck around and turn the whole Pacific into a churning gyre. The wildness would have to be beaten out of it first. Don’t worry though, that’s being worked on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Regular issue⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s too egregious, it has to be ragebait. And you know what, it worked

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True Motivation⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’M ADDICTED TO THE HUSTLE, THAT RISE AND GRIND LIFESTYLE. I EARN $1000 BEFORE I TAKE MY FIRST SHIT IN THE MORNING. (the big bowl of cocaine for breakfast is completely unrelated, I swear)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Even mannequins have itchy butts⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never thought about the accumulated trauma of mannequins before. We must raise awareness!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Even mannequins have itchy butts⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The kids gotta learn someday, why not from a trusted adult?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Even mannequins have itchy butts⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone gotta sniff that sweet sweet booty juice, right guys?.. Guys?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It would get old fast⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  McCommune

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨heaven⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Too tall to die, too short to go to heaven