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• panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I regret reading this

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  • Nanook@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But I kept reading anyway. This is HQSP

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• muhyb@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How to unread things?

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  • nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Related question: where can I voluntarily get a lobotomy?

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• bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Am doctor, can confirm: you should not be reproducing.

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• abrake@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is only scratching the surface of the weirdness of semen retention advocates. Throwback to the Canadian political candidate who advocated for this a few years ago:

  “Every time you’re tempted to ejaculate, every time you’re tempted to go watch porn… You are essentially in the fight for your life. You’re fighting for your very lifeforce. Nature’s forgiving, and because of nature’s merciful nature, we’ve taken advantage of that nature and now we’re depleting,” argues Nakula. “Right now the world needs men. Men with full balls,” said the PPC candidate in a YouTube video.

  Source: thepostmillennial.com/ppc-candidate-calls-himself…

  “Breathe deeply into your balls," he wrote on Instagram. “Imagine your testicles expanding like lungs. When you exhale, imagine your testicles deflating like your lungs would”. “Most men never breathe into their balls consciously,” he added.

  Source: dailystar.co.uk/…/politician-says-men-should-brea…

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  • theneverfox@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Learning to read was a mistake

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    • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Experts are divided between those who think we never should have left the trees, and those who think we never should have left the oceans.

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    • AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think the mistake was in teaching these particular people to write

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  • shittydwarf@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well in his defence, most men do never breathe into their balls consciously..

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      that’s why blowjobs are so important

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  • militaryintelligence@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This shit is real!?!

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  • Soup@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Of course he was PPC lol

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• lath@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Semen gets internally recycled to keep it fresh.

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  • TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yep, and if you don’t use them the body will break down the sperm and absorb it. So op is basically advocating young men to absorb fat loads into their bodies.

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    • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The male body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down

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  • guy@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Judging by the state of the world, a little too recycled these last decades

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• P1k1e@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Pee is stored in the ballz

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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  • nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The one thing they could have made Shepard read that would make him invite the reapers invasion.

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• Tja@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  #trustme

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• lil_tank@hexbear.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Looks like we found Elon Musk’s alt

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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• ryathal@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is clearly wrong. It only takes 36 days, since the boy and girl nut alternate their maturity cycles.

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• answersplease77@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  does his balls have secondary storage where a sperm is stored seperately for 72 days until it’s mature? or does he have to wait 72 days without nutting for his sperm to become mature? how does his body not ejaculate during wet dreams for 72 days? at what age would your body stop having wet dreams and not ejaculate for 72 days?

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s called a sperm cellar and it’s classy.

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  • caradenada@feddit.cl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s why you have two balls, duh.

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• quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wholey shit! I had no idea.

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  • vrek@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wholey shit only occurs if you do anal

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Waaaooo

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• Lowleekun@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Op does only play with the immature.

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• BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Coolidge Effect enjoyers stay winning

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