How to unread things?
MDs please verify.
Submitted 2 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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muhyb@programming.dev 2 months ago
nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Related question: where can I voluntarily get a lobotomy?
bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Am doctor, can confirm: you should not be reproducing.
abrake@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is only scratching the surface of the weirdness of semen retention advocates. Throwback to the Canadian political candidate who advocated for this a few years ago:
“Every time you’re tempted to ejaculate, every time you’re tempted to go watch porn… You are essentially in the fight for your life. You’re fighting for your very lifeforce. Nature’s forgiving, and because of nature’s merciful nature, we’ve taken advantage of that nature and now we’re depleting,” argues Nakula. “Right now the world needs men. Men with full balls,” said the PPC candidate in a YouTube video.
Source: thepostmillennial.com/ppc-candidate-calls-himself…
“Breathe deeply into your balls," he wrote on Instagram. “Imagine your testicles expanding like lungs. When you exhale, imagine your testicles deflating like your lungs would”. “Most men never breathe into their balls consciously,” he added.
theneverfox@pawb.social 2 months ago
Learning to read was a mistake
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Experts are divided between those who think we never should have left the trees, and those who think we never should have left the oceans.
AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I think the mistake was in teaching these particular people to write
shittydwarf@piefed.social 2 months ago
Well in his defence, most men do never breathe into their balls consciously..
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 months ago
that’s why blowjobs are so important
militaryintelligence@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This shit is real!?!
Soup@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Of course he was PPC lol
lath@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Semen gets internally recycled to keep it fresh.
TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Yep, and if you don’t use them the body will break down the sperm and absorb it. So op is basically advocating young men to absorb fat loads into their bodies.
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The male body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down
guy@piefed.social 2 months ago
Judging by the state of the world, a little too recycled these last decades
P1k1e@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Pee is stored in the ballz
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
The one thing they could have made Shepard read that would make him invite the reapers invasion.
Tja@programming.dev 2 months ago
#trustme
lil_tank@hexbear.net 2 months ago
Looks like we found Elon Musk’s alt
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 months ago
ryathal@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
This is clearly wrong. It only takes 36 days, since the boy and girl nut alternate their maturity cycles.
answersplease77@lemmy.world 2 months ago
does his balls have secondary storage where a sperm is stored seperately for 72 days until it’s mature? or does he have to wait 72 days without nutting for his sperm to become mature? how does his body not ejaculate during wet dreams for 72 days? at what age would your body stop having wet dreams and not ejaculate for 72 days?
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 months ago
It’s called a sperm cellar and it’s classy.
caradenada@feddit.cl 2 months ago
That’s why you have two balls, duh.
quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Wholey shit! I had no idea.
vrek@programming.dev 2 months ago
Wholey shit only occurs if you do anal
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Waaaooo
Lowleekun@hexbear.net 2 months ago
Op does only play with the immature.
BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 2 months ago
Coolidge Effect enjoyers stay winning
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I regret reading this
Nanook@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
But I kept reading anyway. This is HQSP