P1k1e

@P1k1e@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Carenheit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Never seen a C in my life

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Facebook posts are peak⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Common mistake, that’s a microwave generator

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peak Fiction 🐐⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You had me at “Vampires billionairly”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Not to brag, but I think we nailed the worst rug option available"⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Want

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can anyone tell me what type of bird this is I keep seeing?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Harvey!? I haven’t seen him in ages!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sit down!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ugh! What’s she so mad about THIS time?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Behold, the future!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh sweet, I have the right to purchase a mandatory membership

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Behold, the future!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But but I don’t have a membership!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pov It's 2035⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  stabs rib “Woops” stabs eye “Damnit hang on” stabs foot “How did that even!?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cyberpunk 2026⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Indeed, not gonna make a lot of progress with a wood cutting blade

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's a shit beer!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You tell em Satan’sMaggotyCumFart! They can’t talk like that on decent society!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We have Reese's peanut butter cups at home:⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I came here to say this, and now I’m going to the store to buy it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being poor is expensive⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s expensive being poor

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨50,424 AD⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s okran damn kenshi out here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon likes a woman⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nothing wrong with a little seasoning

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon likes a woman⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lets get these fellas one partner first before we start playing on hard mode

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon likes a woman⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel for your prospects my friend, they don’t sound ideal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon likes a woman⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What if it’s an Amazing Fucking sandwich

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon likes a woman⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I do my man, every damn one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon likes a woman⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Typically yea but sometimes you get lucky and can have a woman ask you out. Usually only happens when they notice other women are interested in you and really don’t wanna miss their shot. In my experience, when you’re happy, kind and not looking, they’ll find you, and fast

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon likes a woman⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean yea that’s also an option. Being happy alone should always come before being happy with someone else, if at all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon likes a woman⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is why you date, wheat from chaff and all that. The day you find someone perfect is the day you can stop looking

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Butter⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Clearly they wanted to be first and it was mildly infuriating

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is why we have two-factor authentication.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tight

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America continues to fall behind the rest of the world⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Man this tripped me up at first, usually the only people who use the term “common sense” are dipshit old men who think all the fake BS they spew is the basis for all human knowledge

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yes, yes they are⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What a silly question, of course they are

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And the good news is she got the job⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Porn

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨and what?!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Partially clothed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Upgrade⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Vertiligo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks for the encouragement queen.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry you had to learn this way…and so damn long after