P1k1e

@P1k1e@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TRUCKIN'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Human body’s just chalk full of gunk. Ok this one ain’t got the squeamish so if your easily grossed out quit readin here.

  One time the OR put out a memo stating that in order to save money we would start reprocessing (cleaning/disinfecting /sterilizing) colostomy bags. Now technically this is possible, as if you can scrub something clear of visible debris and biofilm the low level sterilization fluid “should” do its job. But I’ll tell yea, that’s not a task I’d wish on anyone. I spent 45 minutes cleaning the first (and only) one we got, gagging through my N95 till my boss came in and was like “DUDE THROW THAT SHIT AWAY WE AINT DOIN THAT!”. I thanked him, stripped my PPE off, scrubbed the metaphysical crap from my being and chain-smoked till I couldn’t smell anymore. I generated a phobia of human feces that day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TRUCKIN'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  As a former sterile processing tech who had to clean the cholesterol out of reusable suction tubes…gross

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wise Little Weevil⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Crush weevil with your butt

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would this list look like for your generation?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  LIGMA!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitting in my post⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah…yea…mango habanero wings at Wingstop…I know your pain

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitting in my post⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, this may be too much to ask…self inflicted?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitting in my post⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My brother’s an alcoholic, doesn’t eat well, smoking is what keeps him regular. He came over once cuz he needed my help selling some stuff. I eat kale pretty consistently and was making it that night. The next day unprompted he texts me “HOLY SHIT ITS NEVER BEEN SO SMOOTH!” Fuggin hilarious

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon watches Jurassic Park⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Look man, if Grants book didn’t have awesome dino illustrations, I’m calling this kids bluff. Even I had a dino book at that age (bit older than this…kid…man? This movies old) I still only looked at the pictures

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dont worry about your retirement plan, simpsons never fail⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  BUT IT COULD BE

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ooo.ooo⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fugly fuck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well he’s dead but…so if everyone else

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Genius⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know I’m. Ot supposed to use the R word as it’s derogatory but for fucks sake, it’s literally the only word that describes this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah yes, the Finnish book of necromantic spells…lovely

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Meritocracy"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably just a nibble tho

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Definitely didn't waste half an hour making this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Bonus points for #2 being #2

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sussvival instinct⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Mega sus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is waiting for Japan⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Except no one can get laid apparently

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fetching bleach after this one⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol gross

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Old photos in real life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yea this is ooof

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Old photos in real life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I only noticed one then I was like wait…why would she need…oh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨cherry pickers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Anti vaxers cherry pick information to state their claims are correct. Therefore they’re super good at it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨John 14:6⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  BRUH!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨iconic trio⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Strait up triggered into my highest gear! One could even call it my top gear!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kennedy Links Measles Outbreak to Poor Diet and Health, Citing Fringe Theories⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit on one and and hope in the other, then you forcefeed this stupid twat whatever hand fills up first…you can keep the second one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨so, this is how it ends⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The Happening This time it HAPPENS

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's taking some deep drags on that Marlboro as he considers what to do⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well I’d suggest he burn it, but that comes with other connotations…sooooooo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon envies the boomers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yaknow, when your right, your right

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon envies the boomers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget the rampant domestic abuse that frequently came from the person you signd a life long contract with. Easy my ass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Funny this never made it into a James Taylor song⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish to die now

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨spidey senses⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not before the ants danced at a rock