P1k1e

@P1k1e@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a classic⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  NO! NONONONONO DONT DO IT!!! AGH I CAN FEEL IT BREAKING!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon beats his meat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You got me laughing ya damn fool

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's the feeling.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I got Linux Mint on my laptop a few months back. Was pretty damn simple to get set up.

  Feels like Windows with a few minor inconveniences like having to learn to use pinta after using paint for like 39 years

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make sure there is no bath salts in the milk before drinking.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If I had been here 34 minutes ago I would have said all this first harrumph

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whatta my color? 🤩⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck man I know a guy who does this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EA Lays Off Staff Across All Battlefield Studios Following Record-Breaking Battlefield 6 Launch - IGN⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, plenty of grown ass adults who don’t care, don’t notice or think this counts as progress

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US foreign policy circa ????⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Clearly you didn’t get my reference

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US foreign policy circa ????⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It ain’t accurate, but it’ll blow your fucking mind!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A product of his environment⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You guys are no fun

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coherent distractions⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well it’s technically all separate quotes, but sadly, all the individual “speeches” are about as coherent as this is

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Need a hand? Or eight?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The hands would weigh down the jump

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Please don’t eat me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This MF is quadrupling down and dropping Alien files before dropping the full, unredacted Epstein Files. GODDAMN.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All the future super spy movies will be about government pedo rings… ugh get ready to have nonstop PTSD

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Duality of Lemmy⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, at the same.time tho… These are digital monsters, not living animals…

  The games about sick boss fights and cool gear. That’s fun in its own right

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m old, so I’m sure this will be discounted as my experience being disconnected from a younger one but here it is anyway.

  If a woman is truly interested in you, she WILL pursue you. Emotional Availability, if you don’t know what it is look it up and BECOME it, it’ll change your life, is the most important first step. Probably save you from a heart attack as well.

  Ever seen a mid looking guy with a bombshell? It’s not just money, sometimes folks just like each other’s vibes, and women are less visually stimulated than men. You are seen even when you’re not trying or paying attention, and your vibe is everything.

  Lastly the day you no longer NEED a woman in your life, one will find you. Find a way to be happy alone, and you’ll never want for company again. Works wonders for cats

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sigh⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I dunno man, my 30s were literally the best my life ever got. I’ll keep you posted on 40s tho, I hear it’s downhill at this point

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨France is next⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  MEIN HIMMEL!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Baldur's Gate HBO series is in the works, will be set directly after Baldur's Gate 3 with new and returning characters⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They think they can pull the RPG crowd to TV if they promise more time with their characters…but it also adds a mandatory cannon, so I’m pretty sure it’ll have the opposite effect

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've Hit The Perfect Weight⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Lb = pounds in American

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this Boss Baby's troubled cousin?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Meth probably

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've Hit The Perfect Weight⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Savage! I’m a 1/2 lb off

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No judgement here. Have fun with life yall⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  GHASP! an Old Greg reference!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No judgement here. Have fun with life yall⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well she’s making it yours bud

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You must tell me, please!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The smallest joy I have in this life is knowing this fuckwads true soul looks this fucking stupid

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Islandium⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nor as SUPER

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon hangs out with a coworker⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Man after my own heart

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨thank you fb⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They probably figure making the storm.makes it easier to hide the truth whilst freezing the target means we can all see it’s frozen corpse… Nevermind that it would float after being frozen anyhow

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨thank you fb⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  These people have a lot of faith in the technology of the time. Not just weather machines but fukkin powerhouse freeze guns that can solidify somthing of this magnitude

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fake moo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Damnit, don’t give me a reason to eat McDonald’s man

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨who's gonna tell him?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  How did we discover his addiction anyway?