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Behold, the future!

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Gork@sopuli.xyz⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Welcome to Costco - I love you.

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  • mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Good Lord those cars are massive!

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    • froh42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      2038 Ford F150

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  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The sad irony here is that Costco is by far one of the lesser evil companies, and so thus, more likely to be accepted and this become a reality.

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    • silicon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Better a Costco than a Walmart, ask a Costco employee how they’re treated compared to Walmart.

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  • jaykrown@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You gotta love how Lemmy shits its pants when someone posts something AI related, and then someone posts some stupid ass meme generated with AI and no one calls it out. 😂

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    • chewypoops@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I feel like shitposting is the one place where AI art is fine. Nobody was doing real art here, that’s for sure.

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  • OldSageRick@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Welcome to Costco I love you

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    • OS2Warp@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Image

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    • zarathustrad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      This Idiocracy Prequel looks low effort.

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      • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        But The Sequel is AMAZING.

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    • Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      lets get a starbucks from costco. There isn’t time to get a handjob dufus

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    • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I got my lawyers degree from Costco.

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  • N0t_5ure@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Closer view.Image

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    • flango@lemmy.eco.br ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      ah yes, the documentary idiocracy

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      At this point they should build a second floor in the Costco to save some space

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      • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Image

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      • Aneb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I thought that was the joke. I saw Costco, in a news story, was building 2 stories where the top is Residential zoning. This is the internet so it could’ve been fake but it sounded like a good idea to have mixed housing. My apartment would only have Kirkland products if I didn’t have to go anywhere

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    • Marthirial@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The best part are the trash fires.

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  • AliOski@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is the type of dystopian art/fantasy that makes my imagination go rampant.

    Hell no from me though

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  • lastlybutfirstly@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m 50+ and have never seen a Costco in the wild.

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    • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That is, coincidentally, wild.

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    • titanicx@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Where do you live? And do you never travel? It’s so odd to never see a Costco.

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      • lastlybutfirstly@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I live in a big city. Walmarts everywhere. But for whatever reason Costcos were only built on the other side of town. Same with Ikea and Five Guys. I’ve never been to those. They’re here but it’d be going way out of my way to hunt these places down.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They have a time machine there.

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  • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I love you!

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  • craftrabbit@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It almost looks mesmerising at this scale

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    • Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Crazy how nature do dat

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  • Rato@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Taking a trip there: youtu.be/oOorj-i5Tk8

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  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    except its going to be a giant datacenter instead.

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  • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They’ll need a public transport system. Not for anything as un-American as bringing the carless to Costco, but for the motorists who lucked out and had to park in the outer reaches of the car park.

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Or they could just make the aisles between the shelves wider and make the whole thing drive-in

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      • bountygiver@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Like this? inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=Xc_6wfDYuFU

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    • Rhaedas@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      What I see lacking is a dedicated way to get all the trucks and trains in for the supply chain.

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      • runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        we put that all underground. Can’t have the modern day consumer seeing how the sausage is made.

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    • stickyprimer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’m wondering what happens to all the shipping once the Oakland port is paved.

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      • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        That stuff all gets moved to the Costco loading dock (not pictured)

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  • Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Don’t worry scro, plenty of tards are living kick ass lives. My first wife is tarded, and she’s a pilot.

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  • cattywampas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I do love Costco though

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    • 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I was gonna say, of all the big chains in America, Costco at least seems to try and be half decent to its customers and staff

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    • CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It’s a good place to work and takes pretty good care of its employees including good wages.

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      • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        What really drives it home for me is the nametags. They say “employee since (year)” and I’ve seen a ff of people who have been there for 15-20 years. Meanwhile, find me anyone who has worked at McDonald’s for more than one year and hasn’t given up on life.

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  • starik@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Cars bigger than houses. Costco as tall as a skyscraper. Is this heaven?

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    How much fresh water did you waste making this slop

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    • discocactus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Water? Like out the toilet?

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  • scytale@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Need to add some Waymos to pick up customers from their parking spots and take them to the building entrance and back.

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    • Zier@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Light rail.

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      • Katana314@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        NO, TRAINS ARE SOCIALIST!! The path-bound vehicle must have tires, not rails, or it will somehow help the poor!!

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  • P1k1e@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    But but I don’t have a membership!!!

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Costco membership will be added as a Constitutional right

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      • P1k1e@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Oh sweet, I have the right to purchase a mandatory membership

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      • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        A public-option retail store sounds awesome actually. Imagine all the basic necessities produced and sold at cost: staple foods, simple clothes, basic housewares, etc.

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  • wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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  • TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Why is the key useless?

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    • zikzak025@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      AI

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  • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Breathtaking

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  • Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Someone played SimCity on datura.

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      the cousin, mandrake.

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