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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taste the flavor⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I have sat here, staring at your content for far too long trying to figure out what groom may mean in this context. I’ve decided it means hairstyle, or visual-assessment condition. I will look it up and see if I’m right or I need to pluck my eyeballs out. Or both.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taste the flavor⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  To some, hilarity.

  To others, science.

  To others, horror.

  To… Others… Pleasure :(

  I’m of the first three.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taste the flavor⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I can see the headline now:

  “World descending into World War III, meanwhile, obscure internet forum discovers horrible new way to diagnose illness”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taste the flavor⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Either that or some sick fucks of you here need to do some experimenting for all of us. For science.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taste the flavor⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, but how many can your butthole taste?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taste the flavor⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  How many flavors of spicy are there?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taste the flavor⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Butt pain stimulus huehuehue

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taste the flavor⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Your body absorbs all good flavors except spicy. Be happy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Im curious what they will come up with⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh definitely. But it’s hard to be funny at all right now. Because “ice murders entire retirement home” is too believable in the same way that “rental cars full of ice agents visit retirement home and does good deeds all day and nothing terrible happens” isn’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Im curious what they will come up with⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Satire right now is funny when it’s normal.

  LOOK, A DAY WITH NO NEWS, HOW FUNNY

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just like Drax in that Guardians of the Galaxy scene⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Literally giant magenta cursor now because I’m old and don’t have time for this nonsense anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨me n the homes not crossing streams cuz were not gay⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Doubt

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What kind of stupid rule is that?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  create a script that places a lower case i in front of every word that doesn’t already start with a lower case i

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What kind of stupid rule is that?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “iMessage” lmao. That feels like satire. iText and iClock hahaha

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wants to talk about video games⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes d4=Diablo 4

  Diablo 3, post its expansion, specifically, was actually really good. Probably peak Diablo. And they still do regular updates and additions. It’s actually an extremely polished and fleshed out and fun game right now.

  D2 resurrected is fun too, but it’s EXTREMELY punishing in comparison. I loved Diablo 2 and still so, but also really love Diablo 3.

  A lot of people do NOT love d3, and sort of for good reason. They played it at launch and not after the expansion. It was an incredibly fucked up, mid even at it’s best, at launch. It was a hot mess, with constant server issues, no progression, very little content, the item generation was actually terrible, and they were pushing an in game player to player auction house. The items you’d get dropped were just… Actually all shit.

  And it wasn’t until after the expansion that they basically gutted the loot and the loot tables and redid the entire game. It was blindingly new after that, not even comparable. And if i remember correctly, they did that again at least once, making it even better each time, constantly adding in new major features, etc. And each season, they add in a bunch of new sets and builds and legendary powers and do the power creep thing that is so addicting and fun.

  I haven’t played d3 in at something like 8 years, but I’d confidently bet that it’s even better than ever.

  Uh, on the other side of this, is Diablo 4. A hot mess of blandness. The game is, in every thinkable way, brown. Brown being the color of nothing.

  The world is brown. Reddish brown, greyish brown, VERY red brown, etc. The fx aren’t really that colorful. The story is brown and boring. Even the gameplay is brown.

  I have no idea how they fucked up THAT bad. How do you go from D3 with it’s colors and demons and scaling and unique builds and depth of features, to … Whatever happened in D4?

  Sure, D3 was kinda cartoony. It could have looked better, yeah. But it was fine enough. D4 looks like somebody smashed their face into a slab of clay a hundred times, and dropped it on the wet ground outside to pick up some dirt.

  I played through the campaign and don’t remember literally anything about it other than the end had a red tree and something about souls on it.

  They released an expansion for it, but it doesn’t sound like it’s made any real change. So, I’m hoping they can realize how much they fucked up and the coming soon expansion they can pull their heads from their rectums and fix the game like Reaper of Souls (d3’s expansion) did for D3.

  Rant over. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just say the word⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You ever wonder if there’s more to life than all this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just say the word⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  See, now you’re starting to sound like a lawless billionaire!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just say the word⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, not all, but you kinda DO stay rich by spending and investing and improving quality of life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gatetonium⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Bill Gates teaching children how to use computers the hands on way

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gatetonium⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  micro slop penis

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wants to talk about video games⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m really hoping the new expansion for d4 is to d4 as reaper of souls was to d3. But I have a sneaking suspicion that Blizzard is actually done.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m disappointed it was removed. I’m also disappointed it was reported multiple times. It’s fucking disgusting, but there weren’t pictures of it and this place is supposedly for adults who don’t just destroy stuff they don’t like. It gave me a little spark of joy from the old internet and I’m sad to see that be so quickly snuffed out, especially in this place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that… Considered topping? (Chocolate topping lmao BRAIN, PLEASE)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well. How’d it go?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people eat this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What even is jove

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people eat this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wasn’t this like midwar bombing rations when things got bad or something?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Boss Kyle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Side question: why do they call it a “Jerry” can?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why Do We Keep Fretting About the Future of the Full English?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I have so many questions

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Such a dreamy guy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That CANNOT be a real picture of them all group reading the script for the first time…