Relieving oneself over the edge of the ship

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• scroll_responsibly@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This looks AI generated

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  • megopie@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yah there is a lot of nonsensical compression artifacts, and they’re of wildly varying scales.

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  • FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    IKR? The F-35 wasn’t designed to suddenly transition to ground vehicle like the Osprey

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    • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Not with that attitude it isn’t.

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    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Every aircraft suddenly transitions to a ground vehicle if you use it wrong enough. Design is beside the point.

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  • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s clearly morged /s

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    • DonGirses@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      continvoucly?

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  • state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Nah, the text makes sense and is not a garbled Zalgo mess.

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    • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah, but the joke is

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      A lot of AI shit nowadays can make readable text.

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• ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Guys, there’s EXTRA CONTEXT for this one!

  whro.org/…/overflowing-toilets-are-hampering-uss-…

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  • Bloomcole@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is the context not the jets ‘fallen’ in the ocean?

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That too, but also the USS Gerald Ford, which is named in the image, having toilet clogging problems

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• X@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Might wanna drop those skivvies (belted skivvies? That’s new.) in step 2, otherwise you can skip all this nonsense and just shit yourself.

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• rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What is the buddy supposed to hang on to?

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  • blackbrook@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    His dignity.

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  • Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hence the bit about always wearing a life vest.

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• Dialectical_Specialist@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  they don’t actually do#2, do they? 0.o

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  • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    seamen are required to hold their shit for their entire deployment, it’s a known fact. When they get home they release one giant shit.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Isn’t the F-35 picture a reference to an American aircraft carrier losing a plane in the ocean by banking too hard during a maneuver?

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I know there were two F18s that subgraded into submarines, one in April the other in May

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    • Lee@retrolemmy.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      When I first read this, I thought subgraded meant “fell into the water and sank” and “into subs” meant hit them/wrecked in to subs (that were near the ship at the time the aircraft sank). Insert spongebob (too much) time passing meme. Oh…

      Sometimes I find Peter Explains the Joke funny. Sometimes I need it. I hope you’ve had a good day. This has been mine.

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  • Bloomcole@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    that is the official explanation. But when it’s 3 and in the Red Sea I suspect they could be lying again. Also one of their ships suddenly has to leave for ‘urgent repairs’. All is well.

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• housedogpartyfavor@lemmy.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  til he hung from the rail by his finger tip millie said floyd i’ll make you lose your grip with this tiny piece of paper i can make you slip

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• SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If you’re the buddy, be sure to keep your mouth shut

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