rockSlayer

@rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time keeps on slipping⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  Yea and when the calendar runs out of days, what happens then smart guy? End of the world?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looking for site that teaches everything⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You scared me with that “used to be”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨trap⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll just have 1 oreo

  Like bears are the only ones that get caught in traps

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would happen if two buttholes perfectly opposed both fart at the same time?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The fart particles will likely intermingle, because the 2 people ate different foods for the last 36 hours. Lord help us if they’ve eaten the same food

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Efficiency is key⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Got it, so I should have breakfast in the shower, brush my teeth after, clean myself while pissing on the dirty dishes that I’m about to wash, and finally wash my dishes in the shower? Anything else I’m missing?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SBA #273 Time for a Commercial Break! SpongeBob Adventures is brought to you by...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It melts in your mouth!

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pfft⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  music teachers when you make a wrong note: 😡

  Music teachers when jazz: 😍

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it sucks that you can't use social media for a full month once every 2 years⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wat. Macedonian empire? Roman Republic? Ancient Greece?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SBA #269 nice Time for a Commercial Break! SpongeBob Adventures is brought to you by...⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a very polarizing flavor. Some people claim it’s too spicy, while others say that they nailed the flavor

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I neither confirm or deny that I just procrastinated away from jobs to draw my rendition of 'myth of sisyphus' laundry edition⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I still clean, but most of the time it’s just a spot clean every few weeks or so. Unlike parents, which need to do a deep clean every week

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I should call him⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  By “him”, I assume you mean Riker

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So awkward⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s embarrassing because your nerves haven’t completely decayed, unless Chad McBones

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I need an adult⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Should probably top up on some oil

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨With all due respect? Ew.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  worm fingers

  Worm fingers

  Worm Fingers

  WORM FINGERS

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For Walmart, Replacing Humans With Robots Is a Multibillion-Dollar Struggle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SBA #266 Time for a Commercial Break! SpongeBob Adventures is brought to you by...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t have your foreskin and eat it too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truth⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Normal consent

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wholesome⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Suavemente

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truth⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No. One does not presume the other. Even without condoms, unless it’s discussed beforehand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’m watching something on tv and a dude strangled another dude with rattle snake. Is that possible? What’s the tensile strength of a snake?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fresh roadkill would probably hold, but if the snake had been dead for more than a few days, it would be been a much different scene involving burst intestines

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't forget the rules, lest you become like Them!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought you were supposed to simultaneously scream and stare into the void

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boy Dinner⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Free, cold beer? My favorite!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The menu got nihilistic last night⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This bot has accepted it’s fate

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be Brave⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  At the very least, it’s unlikely to be for facilities that treat mental health crises and conditions. I was checked into the ER for a mental health crisis and was in a mental health facility for a week. I was walked to a padded cell at 2am one night. No toilets were like this in any part.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I tell my co-workers I'm not attending a wedding without creating drama?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If he tries to put you on the spot, you’re allowed to politely say that you couldn’t go and then dismiss yourself

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All that I need⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I generally don’t want things. I have to come up with a book list because that’s really really the only thing I can think of that is a normal gift

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨love to see it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Foraging for your Molotov is better than store bought

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whoops⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just sold, sorry. Store bought should be fine tho

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Find your canvas⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I see this new wojack all over the place, where did it come from?