agamemnonymous

@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Loosing my religion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Then you’ll have to face off against Pillowpants, and I didn’t think you’re ready for that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Loosing my religion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  “You guys need a priest to tell you what God wants? Why, he doesn’t check in with you personally? What did you do to piss him off?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨holding sex⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  ITS. I WAS

  I all these clinging onto! Is this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wake up boy!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh hey, a great opportunity to plug a phenomenal mashup album by an Internet legend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why Aren't there More Fem-Focused Werewolf Stories?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  She’s a pretty major character later in the Watch series, I think The Fifth Elephant in particular.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Harrison Bergeron

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨refuse⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Tbh, if you’re going to be stored in black plastic sacks, you’re probably not going to be asked first l.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Tale of Pangram Jeeves⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Lists of pangrams tell a surprisingly coherent story, if you know what the words mean:

  Cwm fjord-bank glyphs vext quiz

  Mr. Jock, TV quiz PhD, bags few lynx. Jink veldt, zag cwm; fob-pyx: qursh. Fjord cwm veg balks nth pyx quiz. DJ Gym Beck vows phiz tranq flux. When DJ Gym PR flacks TV-box quiz Blowzy night-frumps, vex’d Jack Q. Frowzy things, plumb vex’d Jack Q.

  Veldt jynx grimps waqf zho buck Veld jynx, cwm zubr, kat gifs qoph. Qoph-flags vext junky crwd zimb. “Jimp, squdgy fez; blank crwth vox!” Zing! Vext cwm fly jabs Kurd qoph. Muck waqf bortz glyphs vex djin. Quartz glyph job vex’d cwm finks.

  Quick nymphs vex big fjord waltz. Nymph bawds flick, jog, vex quartz. Nymphs blitz quick, vex dwarf jog.

  Waltz, bad nymph, for quick jigs vex! Waltz job vexed quick frog nymphs. Fox nymphs grab quick-jived waltz. Glib nymphs quiz Jock to vex dwarf Brick quiz whangs jumpy veldt fox.

  Bright vixens jump; dozy fowl quack. Quick wafting zephyrs vex bold Jim. Vexed nymphs go for quick waltz job. Sex-charged fop blew my junk TV quiz. Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow!

  Zap! Fat hag dwarves quickly jinx mob. Hick dwarves jam blitzing foxy quip. Both fickle dwarves jinx my pig quiz. Two driven jocks help fax my big quiz. “Now fax quiz, Jack!” my brave ghost pled. Jack Fox bids ivy-strewn phlegm quiz. Public junk dwarves quiz mighty Fox. “Jack, love my big wad of sphinx quartz!” Fox dwarves chop my talking quiz job. How quickly daft jumping zebras vex.

  Fickle bog dwarves jinx empathy quiz. Fickle bog dwarves spy, jinx math quiz. Dwarves heckle big jinx of my top quiz. Do wafting jumbo zephyrs quickly vex? Five quacking zephyrs jolt my wax bed. Jumping hay dwarves box quartz flock. The five boxing wizards jump quickly. Five jumping wizards hex bolty quick. Go, lazy fat vixen; be shrewd, jump quick. Quick fox jumps nightly above wizard. Vamp fox held quartz duck just by wing. Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can feel my horny level rising to 30%⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The pee flavor is just a bonus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Momma didn't raise no quiter, I know my mission⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  V2, with all those jugs? It’s basically a ladder.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨absolutely everything is meaningless so just do what you want⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The meaning of life is to be a grandparent, but that does include what you said.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I want it to slap me across the face⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I do actually want a coffee that uses a machete to cut through red tape.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mel Brooks has passed the age of 100⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Newspaper says “Mel Brooks has passed”, the newspaper is unfolded to reveal “the age of 100”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mel Brooks has passed the age of 100⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s no longer with us… he’s the same length with everyone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Men against bush⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair, the shaft is typically mostly hairless, so unless you’re going for the balls (which is appreciated obviously) it’s not much of a factor. The pussy is under the bush, so if it isn’t at least trimmed I’m gonna be getting a lot of hair in my teeth, which is not ideal.

  Refusing to go down on trimmed bush is kinda wild, but refusing to go down on an untamed forest isn’t all that unreasonable. It can be very distracting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨he might be using me to fulfill his younger woman fantasy, but I’m also using him to fulfill my daddy fantasy, so we’re even⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, we’re gonna end up on economics and politics when we’re cuddling afterward.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨me looking at my 190 cm/110 kg daddy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For me it’s the hands. My hands are pretty big even for my size. I’ve shaken maybe 3 or 4 hands bigger than mine, and it’s a bizarre experience every time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨me looking at my 190 cm/110 kg daddy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh I’m well aware, I’ve had a few climbers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I used to be an uber eats driver and lowkey⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I even asked if they could just send another dasher to get my actual order, and they wouldn’t do anything until the next day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨me looking at my 190 cm/110 kg daddy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a largeish dude, 6’ 230lb. Sometimes I’ll see a person that looks like a baby deer and wonder how we’re the same species.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I used to be an uber eats driver and lowkey⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Door Dash customer service is trash. Used them one time, driver dropped off the wrong order, best that customer service could do was a partial refund as credit. Did a charge back through my bank and uninstalled the app.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is leadership valued so much over expertise?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you’re confusing leadership with administration. Generally the boots-on-the-ground leaders aren’t the ones making salary decisions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What hot af take do you have that you think you will be HORRIBLY executed and shunned from society for?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yup. I struggled in school because my dad didn’t respect public education and always filled my afternoons with chores and tasks. If I was lucky I could do homework on the bus, or at lunch, or in earlier classes, but typically not. Despite having the highest test grades in most of my classes, I generally had the lowest overall grades, especially in particularly homework-centric classes like history.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bone⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m having flashbacks to creationist boner dinosaurs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just want to make your teeth clench.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “What’s wrong kids, you’ve hardly touched your Oops-All-Ketchup-Water”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just want to make your teeth clench.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Even the plastics that are actually able to be recycled generally aren’t. I still throw them in the recycling bin, but all the evidence suggests that the vast majority of recyclable plastics specifically sorted to be recycled just… aren’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you struggle with reaching nirvana via basic bitch meditation? I have a better way, friend⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The great sage Han-Tyumi

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everything is longer, including Florida Man⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Poor Tallahassee lost capital status

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Become ungovernable⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not that they’re ahit at building nests, they’re just built to a different spec.

  Pigeon is another name for rock dove, so named because they live on rocks, instead of in trees. Arboreal birds have to build their nests to cradle their eggs so they don’t fall out of trees. Rock dives just need enough stuff circling their eggs so they don’t roll away.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Turkish Delights⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Finally left reddit when they killed third party apps. There were a lot of people leaving Reddit at the same time for the same reason.