agamemnonymous
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on It's a conspiracy for sure. 1 day ago:
v.a.p.e. = verily, a penis électronique
- Comment on Meal Prep 101 2 days ago:
I can tell this is fake because of how full the bag is
- Comment on kinky 4 days ago:
You humiliation fetishists disgust me. You’re all a bunch of sick little perverts.
- Comment on The Jackson Maneuver 4 days ago:
Turning to drugs to help you sleep will only lead to sleep. And sleeping is a gateway drug to being awake (being awake, being awake) again.
- Comment on Please go 5 days ago:
rule
- Comment on 6 days ago:
The William Shatner song?
- Comment on Say hi to the machine elves for me 6 days ago:
Once you grok reality tunnels, nothing is ever quite that simple ever again. 10/10, would recommend
- Comment on Say hi to the machine elves for me 6 days ago:
Unironically. It showed me that either I was contacting something much greater than myself or, as Lon Milo DuQuette put it “It’s all in your head—you just have no idea how big your head is”
- Comment on Anon reads the ink blot 1 week ago:
I don’t think he was an ancient Greek doctor
- Comment on How the professor looks at the student who left the exam paper blank and only wrote the professor side chick's name and wife's phone number 1 week ago:
How the student looks back when the professor asks if they’ve ever heard of an open relationship
- Comment on How would an anarchist society work? 1 week ago:
I think of anarchy like a guiding ideal: flatten hierarchies.
You can’t eliminate hierarchies. If you eliminate “official” hierarchies, you lack measures to prevent individuals from exerting their will over other individuals by force, which is just another hierarchy. As long as one person can swing a club at another, you have a naturally emergent hierarchy. Once you’ve created a group of people to stop people from swinging clubs at other people, you’ve invented a hierarchy.
The anarchic ideal would be a system of organization to minimize the club-swinging. The proverbial sweet spot between preventing oppression without being oppressive. But it all ultimately comes down to club-swinging, you can’t have a purely anarchic system without enabling private power. The best you can do is aim for the flattest possible hierarchy.
- Comment on Degrade me harder daddy 1 week ago:
Seems like the headphones would be counterproductive here
- Comment on marriage update 1 week ago:
Doesn’t really match the tone, it’s probably the name of the apartment complex
- Comment on petition to change name of "Lemmy Shitpost" to "Lemmy Hornypost" 1 week ago:
Ah, to be young again
- Comment on True love 2 weeks ago:
I’ve done many things involving my partners butt and, categorically, a relatively small portion of them have been overtly sexual.
- Comment on True love 2 weeks ago:
Well, unless your legal name is Impound4017, I think we can both agree many people have at least 2 names, if not more. I’ve accumulated at least, mmm, 8 over the years. Probably at least double that if you get pedantic about minor variations. And that’s just screennames, I’ve had a number of irl nicknames too.
- Comment on Hold on one sec baby Delores might fucking win this one. 2 weeks ago:
Oh boy, core memory unlocked.
My first sexual encounter was 69ing on the floor while the food network was on. My head game was a lot better than hers, so she couldn’t really concentrate on upholding her side of the bargain. There I was, spelling out the ABCs watching Rachel Ray talking about pasta facials.
- Comment on Pretty sure this is one of the harbingers of the apocalypse... 2 weeks ago:
That fight would rage on for a century and claim many lives
- Comment on If a revolution started tomorrow in the US to get rid of Trump, could the majority of society use hit and run tactics successfully? Or what would be the tactics the rebels would use? 2 weeks ago:
Please, you think this question is some kind of honeypot?
If it was, that wouldn’t work. 80% of his most loyal staff (especially the secret service) are part of the revolution, playing the long game to undermine his administration from within. Basically, everyone he truly relies on is plotting against him.
- Comment on somehow i don't make any progress 2 weeks ago:
I try to avoid any kind of scroll-type behavior on my desktop. Desktop is for actual work, or hobbies that require actual focus and labor.
If I infect the big screen with mindless content consumption, I’ll ruin the quarantine.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
It’s funny you mention the math because i hear english is bizarrely efficient as a language
Maybe, but I think it’s mostly just that it’s my native language and I was a voracious reader in my childhood so I got really good at it. I do appreciate the Germanic composite nature, but I didn’t, like, actively choose English.
Given how long it takes you might want to get started tomorrow!
Eh, like I said, that’s a future me problem. I think the “fun” way is going to be learning along with my kids. Start with the basics, consume simple media, immersion, all that. I’m not too worried about it, if I need to supplement with other methods I’ll supplement. But I think the time it takes the kids to become fluent will be long and gradual enough to work for me.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
English, and quite well.
I’ve tried Spanish, German, Japanese, Esperanto, and a smattering of others. I just don’t have the mental temperament for language learning, I’m a math guy. I’m already very proficient in arguably the most useful one, and I just can’t justify the time and effort that I could be using to learn other more broadly useful topics.
I promised my wife I’d learn her native language alongside our future children, but that’s a future me problem.
- Comment on It is time to dispel all of the disinformation surrounding the life & death of Charlie Kirk. 2 weeks ago:
Heads of state actually just do that, and in the process eject projectiles which look just like bullets into the muzzles of nearby firearms. It truly is crazy how nature do that.
- Comment on Gaysadilla 3 weeks ago:
As long as he’s shaking his speare
- Comment on Gaysadilla 3 weeks ago:
I am pretty hard now that you’re asking the tuff questions, if that counts.
- Comment on Gaysadilla 3 weeks ago:
The only ones I found wouldn’t do anything off-menu :'(
- Comment on Gaysadilla 3 weeks ago:
Quinoa sounds awful on a sandwich, it’s gonna be all over the floor. Why not queso?
- Comment on With regards to cutlery, do you prefer a spoon or a fork for eating cake? 3 weeks ago:
People who prefer using a spoon for (non ice cream) cake are the type of people who make a song and dance out of succumbing to temptation when they order it.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Oh, I got mixed up in the comment chain, I was talking about OP
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
I think she said Swiss in another post? There’s a lot of cultural cross-pollination