Stretch marks

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• eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Idk a single man who cares about stretch marks, it’s usually the women who bring it up

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  • Strider@lemmy.world ⁨36⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    I agree, women are savage to each other, men either don’t notice or don’t care mostly. Ofc there are some idiots

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• Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  To be fair, nobody be they man, woman, or beast, believes that balls are attractive to anybody without a weird testicle kink.

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  • duckythescientist@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ve definitely seen some really attractive balls, and I don’t have a testicle kink.

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  • dontsayaword@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I disagree, I think a lot of male-attracted people enjoy a good pair of balls

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    • Wren@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I had a one night stand where the guy warned me he had only one ball. My immediate (in my head) reaction was I would not have noticed.

      They shift around on their own and sometimes one or both hide for some reason, and honestly I respect the hell out of such a chaotic organ, but they are purely unreliable. Just imagine going through life thinking testicles are stagnant and neat, two nuts in a skin sack, only to find out half the population has these roving jizz pebbles constantly on the move. Our word for ‘planet’ comes from the greek word for ‘wanderer,’ and so should testicles have been named. They wander the groin as the trepidation of the spheres rolls planets across our skies. Never still.

      He didn’t want me to touch his ball anyway.

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    • Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Idk maybe but not in my experience. Could just be my balls are deeply unsexy.

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ve seen some pretty attractive balls in my life. It’s just most people with balls are often very crusty.

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• notreallyhere@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  cute

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• AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oh please, I wish my balls were that smooth.

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• Sludge@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  These some high quality memes you’ve got here tonight, sir. You got a license to distribute these white hot bangers?

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• seathru@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ll have you know these balls as smooth sa eggs.

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  TIL my balls are Gelfling.

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