My face just looks like this since I hit 40. Haven’t checked on my balls - beer gut is in the way
Men will not complain about your stretch marks
Stretch marks
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
on Lemmy probably not openly, on Instagram however…
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“I don’t have shit on my shoes, but down in the sewer…”
Starski@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Well there’s your mistake, you’re using Instagram.
GLOOMSDAY@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m also waay into bellies.
dwemthy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
To be fair, nobody be they man, woman, or beast, believes that balls are attractive to anybody without a weird testicle kink.
dontsayaword@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
I disagree, I think a lot of male-attracted people enjoy a good pair of balls
Wren@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
I had a one night stand where the guy warned me he had only one ball. My immediate (in my head) reaction was I would not have noticed.
They shift around on their own and sometimes one or both hide for some reason, and honestly I respect the hell out of such a chaotic organ, but they are purely unreliable. Just imagine going through life thinking testicles are stagnant and neat, two nuts in a skin sack, only to find out half the population has these roving jizz pebbles constantly on the move. Our word for ‘planet’ comes from the greek word for ‘wanderer,’ and so should testicles have been named. They wander the groin as the trepidation of the spheres rolls planets across our skies. Never still.
He didn’t want me to touch his ball anyway.
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
Idk maybe but not in my experience. Could just be my balls are deeply unsexy.
duckythescientist@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I’ve definitely seen some really attractive balls, and I don’t have a testicle kink.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Usually on women… I’ve seen more tranny porn than Deric Poston
gray@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Balls are nice, go home!
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
Haha maybe I’m wrong!
TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 2 weeks ago
“nobody”
What a fucking asinine comment. Don’t project your opinions onto everybody else.
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
Damn getting rage responses from the pro ball crowd. Didn’t expect to see that one.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’ve seen some pretty attractive balls in my life. It’s just most people with balls are often very crusty.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
most people with balls are often very crusty
Not my experience, but I guess I do tend to be in queer circles where that’s not the case.
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
Crusty balls?!? wtf? I don’t think my balls have ever been crusty. How little do you have to wash your balls for them to become CRUSTY?!?
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I don’t have a kink, but I do love a good sack. Some people have photogenic genitals.
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
man, there are good looking balls, the problem is that they’re a bit of shape shifters
AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Oh please, I wish my balls were that smooth.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Moisturize, moisturize, moisturize!
daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I don’t care if she has stretch marks. Why would I?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Right. I’ve got stretch marks of my own. Why would I judge hers?
Sludge@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
These some high quality memes you’ve got here tonight, sir. You got a license to distribute these white hot bangers?
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Two thoughts:
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I’ve never heard a man complain about stretch marks.
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Good lord OP, is that an actual real photo of a real human face?
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GLOOMSDAY@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
FlembleFabber@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Where is this picture from? Giving me a bit lord of the rings vibe
GLOOMSDAY@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s another great Sean Astin moivie The GOONIES
GLOOMSDAY@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
curiousaur@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
I think stretch marks are cute.
dorumon@lemmy.cafe 2 weeks ago
I’m proud of my stretch marks.
seathru@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
I’ll have you know these balls as smooth sa eggs.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I think stretch marks are cute! But then, I like big bellies, so it comes with the territory.
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Love me a good mom bod!
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
RogerMeMore@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
That’s cool! I think everyone has something they like about themselves, even if it doesn’t match what society says is attractive. But hey, as long as you feel good about yourself, that’s all that matters!
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
TIL my balls are Gelfling.
underscores@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I love feeling around my girlfriend’s stretch marks
Generica@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hikermick@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Balls have stretch marks? I’ve been focused on it being the last patch of hair to turn grey
GLOOMSDAY@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m 47. I went bald at 15, my beard is wizard white, I’m covered with brown fur everywhere. My balls are vantablack. I am a calico man.
notreallyhere@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
cute
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s why I always put sunscreen on my balls
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Idk a single man who cares about stretch marks, it’s usually the women who bring it up
Strider@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I agree, women are savage to each other, men either don’t notice or don’t care mostly. Ofc there are some idiots
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’ve seen and heard both men and women bring up their own stretch marks, but I’ve almost* never seen or heard anyone of any gender bring up someone else’s. And I have stretch marks, and have been seen naked by several people of various genders.
*the one exception I’ve seen is as part of a list of reasons husbands have given for why they find their wives unattractive post pregnancy. And that was maybe twice and in anonymous comments.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I notice but its not bad. Theyre just additional unique features.
mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
my gf constantly makes fun of my wrinkly balls. imagine if it was the other way around
GLOOMSDAY@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You’re right you shouldn’t make fun of your GFs wrinkly balls either.
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’ve known a few, the type that traded up on their wives like cars as they got older. All of them were c suite execs.
nomy@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
You can just call them psychopaths.
yakko@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
You choose your quality by the company you keep. Stay away from suits!
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
And not the women who actually date women, we’re with y’all on it