Cruxifux

@Cruxifux@feddit.nl

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whatever it takes to get to solidarity amongst the working class.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  “Butt buddies”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon sees a happy couple⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I can agree with that. My wife likes playing smash bros with me and my friends, but she’s nowhere near the levels of me and my two buddies who are really good. She’s getting there slowly tho.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon sees a happy couple⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  My wife played way more fallout than me. I didn’t even play New Vegas and she wrapped that shit like three times. Girls liking video games isn’t that abnormal, idk why all these gamer nerds have been lead to believe that video gaming is unilaterally a male hobby and that women who like games are unicorn levels of rare. Like at least a solid third of the girls I know are more into video games than I am. Given I’m no hardcore gamer, but this attitude is always silly to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump literally referred to himself as "King". Surely conservatives are against a monarchy forming?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Cons are fine with it as long as it’s their guy. They mostly just stand for absolutely nothing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Get him to watch the hilarious old spice commercials that were on when I was a kid. Worked for me. That shit is hilariously hyper masculine and funny as fuck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump Suggests No Laws Are Broken if He’s ‘Saving His Country’⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Every response to that tweet should be a variation of “free Luigi.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump Suggests No Laws Are Broken if He’s ‘Saving His Country’⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “I’m trying to save my country from the working class”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Romantic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Haha they had one of these at the last camp job I worked at. The boys couldn’t figure it out. Like why?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Women’s group in Poland attacks ‘monstrous’ Trump after he cuts aid funded by American taxpayers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah. I mean I’m not for defunding women support groups but I don’t understand sending funding to other countries that have healthcare when your own people don’t have healthcare.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨anyone else LOVE how their sleeping s/o looks? (Obv not in a creepy way)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If I lived somewhere where it wasn’t currently -30c outside I totally would.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a busy day⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m lucky I hate gatcha games and old style MMO’s. It seems exhausting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨anyone else LOVE how their sleeping s/o looks? (Obv not in a creepy way)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d rather get yelled at than allow that AI skynet shit into my house.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨anyone else LOVE how their sleeping s/o looks? (Obv not in a creepy way)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a carpenter! And I own a construction company! And I’m often woodworking in the garage! It’s inevitable! If she didn’t want to deal with sawdust occasionally she should have married an accountant or something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨anyone else LOVE how their sleeping s/o looks? (Obv not in a creepy way)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I took a picture of her sleeping and use it as my picture that comes up when she calls me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cola facts rule⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I can pick up cola with my bear hands anyway. I usually drink my cola like a bear.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weekly “What are you playing” Thread || Week of Feb 9th⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought about it honestly. If I didn’t have to work I could do it lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weekly “What are you playing” Thread || Week of Feb 9th⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just finished pillars of eternity, waiting for avowed to come out now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Predation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Best pun I’ve heard all year

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do I laugh in my dream?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The only one I can kind of remember now that wasn’t even that funny and was more of a visual pun my brain made for me was I had a dream about drag Queen robots that fight crime called the Trans Formers. But that’s not really what I’m talking about here, the ones I’ve had were for sure comebacks or one liners or genuinely hilarious comments on whatever weird dream situation I was in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do I laugh in my dream?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh man these are DREAM JOKES. I forget them in five minutes. I should write the next ones down maybe because sometimes they’re legitimate bangers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do I laugh in my dream?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have heard some really funny jokes in my dreams. When I wake up from one like that im like “wtf how did my subconscious think of that fucking zinger?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seasonal depression⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hahaha holy fuck is this ever true.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨>:)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Aw poor lil guy!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My NextDoor is next level⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh my good god hahahaha

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sad⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There isn’t going to BE justice for him, which is why I hope he at least gets cancer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sad⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah that makes sense. I was wondering why I was getting insane troll logic replies at such an incredible rate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sad⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As a leftist, I think it’s pertinent to hope that any world leader that enables fascism and promotes genocide should get cancer. Because leftist sentiment is more than just “everybody should just get along and everyone should give free hugs out.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hope Lemm.ee is not stored in the US⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I always thought Lemm.ee was stored in the balls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sad⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thoughts and prayers for Biden to get cancer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If Walmart operates in Canada and takes all the profit back to the US, is that reflected in the trade balance?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s an “I’m Canadian and America can fuck right off in every way I possibly can tell them to” stance.