Cruxifux
@Cruxifux@feddit.nl
- Comment on STOP 2 days ago:
…theres crabs that swim?
- Comment on Do Cows Use Tools? This One Does. | A pet cow named Veronika can scratch her own back with a broom — the first scientifically documented case of tool use in cows, researchers say. 6 days ago:
just as gary larson foretold….
- Comment on Solid Plan 🧓 1 week ago:
Lol fucking same. But as I’m getting older I have little faith in that anymore.
- Comment on E gjithë bota është shqiptare 1 week ago:
As a beer fan, fucking gross
- Comment on E gjithë bota është shqiptare 1 week ago:
It looks like they’re supposed to be the new Command and Conquer villains
- Comment on E gjithë bota është shqiptare 1 week ago:
Ah well who doesn’t like the global cocaine trade!
- Comment on E gjithë bota është shqiptare 1 week ago:
Oh well I like Dua Lipa I guess. Or the three songs I’ve heard I don’t hate is more appropriate.
- Comment on E gjithë bota është shqiptare 1 week ago:
I dont know anything about Albania honestly.
- Comment on E gjithë bota është shqiptare 1 week ago:
Is that really the Albanian flag because thats dope as fuck
- Comment on Hmmm... 1 week ago:
“You spelt meth wrong!!! >:(“
- Comment on I don't understand how Trump gets away with all his senial BS. How come everyone is telling him to piss off or use the constitution to shut him the hell up? 1 week ago:
Because hes a fascist and pro fascists will love him no matter what because fascists are fucking morons.
- Comment on Sigourney Weaver and Alan Rickman at the Galaxy Quest premiere in 1999 1 week ago:
I mean this one and the Alien movies. For entirely different reasons. Shes a whole range of babe.
- Comment on Sigourney Weaver and Alan Rickman at the Galaxy Quest premiere in 1999 1 week ago:
She was such a babe in that movie.
- Comment on really makes you think 2 weeks ago:
This entire conversation is making me dry heave and I have nobody to blame but myself.
- Comment on really makes you think 2 weeks ago:
Ok, drool into a cup then and try to drink that.
- Comment on Lemmy: Beans 2 weeks ago:
Boyfriends are a liberal lie
- Comment on really makes you think 2 weeks ago:
I think spit is a better one. Spit tastes fine in our mouths, its always there, youre tasting it right now. Now spit in a cup and drink it immediately. I dry heaved just typing this.
- Comment on As long as the temperature stays in a very narrow optimal range for me, it's over for you bitches! 2 weeks ago:
Hey its me, forcing myself to jog in -15 all week!
- Comment on Um.... no.... 2 weeks ago:
I always read it in Dwights condescending ass deadpan voice.
- Comment on Um.... no.... 2 weeks ago:
That phrase makes me laugh every single time I see it. My brain is 100 percent defective.
- Comment on Um.... no.... 2 weeks ago:
It is absolutely wild how guys from massive companies that are insanely unprofitable and run wickedly large deficits become disgustingly rich. Its almost like the entire system is idiotic and meant to suck as much money out of working class people as possible.
- Comment on Rep. Kelly announces plans to impeach Secretary Kristi Noem 2 weeks ago:
Well thats what you get when you allow your law enforcement to indiscriminately kill for a century you fucking apes. Now you think you’re going to be able to keep these people accountable? After the precedence your government has already established? Like I fucking hope you do, but good fucking luck.
- Comment on Anon thinks about wheat 2 weeks ago:
Interesting!
- Comment on Anon thinks about wheat 2 weeks ago:
Yeah makes sense, thats always kind of how I thought it went down. Can’t be picky about your calories, great great great great great great great granpappy Cruxifux.
- Comment on Anon thinks about wheat 2 weeks ago:
Yeah I think about this a lot. How tf did they figure out wheat on such a massive scale for bread?
- Comment on Anon thinks about wheat 2 weeks ago:
Ok great but how did they figure out you could EAT IT if you did a shitload of seemingly random shit to it that you don’t have to do with, like, any other crop?
- Comment on Being 40 is fun 3 weeks ago:
dies immediately after
- Comment on EU lawmakers to study ban 'loot boxes' and other addictive features in video games 3 weeks ago:
Yeah. I think part of it is just that I’ve grown out of them. But part of it is enshittification.
- Comment on EU lawmakers to study ban 'loot boxes' and other addictive features in video games 3 weeks ago:
Loot boxes and microtransactions made me hate playing videogames.
- Comment on Anon finds his people 3 weeks ago:
Haha yes.