Cruxifux

@Cruxifux@feddit.nl

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stretch marks⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Idk maybe but not in my experience. Could just be my balls are deeply unsexy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stretch marks⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair, nobody be they man, woman, or beast, believes that balls are attractive to anybody without a weird testicle kink.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Piano man⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  “Instrumonstrosity” is great.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy Politics⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I went through some of his posts. Cringey 17 year old American boy vibes for sure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where can I be explicit and dirty on Lemmy?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I never understood Tate Fans until I met a shitload of them working IRL. It’s always the biggest pussy on site who gets laid the least (if ever) that’s into that shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy Politics⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Classic Assassin, always coming after the King.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TOOT TOOT CHUGGA CHUGGA MOTHERFUCKA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that Amy Taylor?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zero Chull⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes. Just one little Japanese girl with 100 iPads tweeting “we are Charlie Kirk” over and over.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chuck Schumer Faces Pushback From a ‘Fight Club’ of Senate Democrats⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  ‘Fight Club of Senate Democrats’ is such an unintentionally hilarious way to describe “quietly challenging Chuck Schumer.”

  This is so limp dicked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zero Chull⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  It took me a second but that’s hilarious

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Racism restaurant ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So… does that mean it is or isn’t satire?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Racism restaurant ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It has to be satire though right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stupid sexy raft⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice to see fellow doll heads

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stupid sexy raft⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice to see fellow doll heads

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stupid sexy raft⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The dollop did an episode on this and it’s absolutely bonkers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thought of this while reading about history of polar region exploration⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I would respect our rich guys now if more of them almost died of dysentery during expeditions like they used to. Also the guy who discovered the ruins of Troy and excavated them so poorly that he basically destroyed them is pretty funny.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*Yawn*⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  ^ -me to the police officer who pulled me over and asked if I knew how fast I was going.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*Yawn*⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  ….erections?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  These culture war things are so stupid. Should be simple. Do we consider ourselves a racist country? If the answer is no, then if we are carrying out a super racist tradition we should take the super easy steps it takes to make it not racist. And it should be easy and not fucking matter, but instead we have politicians and protesters putting all this time and effort into fighting some imagined cultural battle that at the end of the day is wholly inconsequential to the quality of life of every day citizens. It’s infuriating.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I just could not imagine, as an adult, caring about that shit. I think North America’s war on Christmas shit is dumber though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought “big Ben” referred to the clock? Lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a bully⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m gonna be honest, I don’t know what the degrees of burns mean.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a bully⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I mean it would be awkward as fuck to do with any kind of urgency. But also put yourself in the bully’s shoes. The awkward kid you take money from pulls out hand sanitizer and lights his own hand on fire. If it’s me? I’m laughing and wondering what the fuck he’s doing and going to watch this idiot give himself third degree burns for ??? What possible reason could he be doing this for? Punching me with a flaming fist wouldn’t even occur to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon travels overseas⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I live in the fattest province in Canada, who is also compared to the rest of the world one of the fatter countries. But going to Tennessee and Texas, man… it’s a different beast down there. Obesity is such an issue that it makes you think something is gravely wrong down there. Idk if it’s the culture or the infrastructure or the food or what but it’s not good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Backbone⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The popularity of Trump in the USA scares the shit out of me. It’s absolutely disturbing to see from the outside. Like we have trump people here but not 40 fucking percent.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How hard would it be to trap gated communities by crashing dozens of cars into the front of their gates blocking them from leaving ?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  sounds like you’re planning something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do seemingly all politicians (and no one else) do that hand gesture when they talk, the one where it looks like they're holding an invisible fishing rod?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay but the reason they all do it today is because they went to the same rich people colleges and courses. The reason those courses teach these things may have historical background, but that’s not what we’re referring to here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do seemingly all politicians (and no one else) do that hand gesture when they talk, the one where it looks like they're holding an invisible fishing rod?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the real answer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just up the production quality and they'll love it, Trust me bro 👍⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  lol seriously. Like 90 percent of the nudes I’ve seen guys send is just so unflattering, I don’t get it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I ain't risking shit⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel you, but on the flip side I couldn’t give less of a shit about the lost profits giant corporations complain about from theft. Although they do inflate theft numbers to justify increases in price so we lose there too.

  We need to break up like every major retailer and go back to locals.