StupidBrotherInLaw

@StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pedobear Approved⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I worry that fruit might soon be a little too ripe for p-bear. Then it’ll be time for hebehippo or even epheboelephant.

  You can see all three at the Bronx Zoo’s new exhibit, Sexual Predators of the RNC, made possible by a gracious donation from Fox News’ own Megyn Kelly. Free admission and a picture with Jepstein the Closed Door Cuddles Clown for girls under 12!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She is making a GREAT point⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m being facetious: it would actually work, but it’s a stupid idea. Forgot the /s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She is making a GREAT point⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cocaine is your friend here, good sir.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The campaign against predatory in-game practices takes a step forward in Brazil, as President Lula bans loot boxes targeted at under-18s⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Better an idiot than an asshole or, in your case, both.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkmate, libtards!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bench Appearo is similarly another grifter that uses misinformation to sow discord and strife, then profits from it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkmate, libtards!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ja, I shopped it so it was closer to normal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too soon?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ergo, Charlie Kirk was a lie-brul Demonrat.

• Checkmate, libtards!lemmy.world ↗
  Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩ | ⁨11⁩ ⁨comments⁩
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Foolproof advice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m in heat thanks to climate change.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Foolproof advice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The Cheat is ovulating.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Foolproof advice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Every day here and I don’t even have ovaries!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who could have predicted this?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Join us! I switched to Mint about 8 months back and I have noticeably fewer regular issues than when I was on Windows.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How long do we have before PCs get locked bootloaders and corporations ban installation of "non-approved" software? (for context: Google is restricting sideloading worldwide on Android ETA 2027)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Linux is dying

  I definitely am not getting this impression, especially with the recent boost in popularity, but this isn’t my field of expertise. Any reading you can recommend to get an old man up to speed?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you not entertained?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s EXACTLY the video I was thinking about when I wrote my comment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you not entertained?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep, my thoughts exactly. Imagine if Swift had a crisis of conscience and decided to do good with all her money instead of being a scummy resource hoarder.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you not entertained?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Absolutely. I wish Taylor Swift all the best, just like I do anyone, but I couldn’t care less about her or her life. Alec Watson from Technology Connections? I’d take a bullet for that guy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I NEED to eat this!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I recently took a tiny nibble of a ghost pepper. It was pretty tasty, a bit sweet with a fruity, fleshy flavor somewhat similar to habaneros. Then I was overwhelmed by an intense, deeply primal feeling of anxiety and fear, followed by every mucous membrane in my face starting to scream as their flood gates opened.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Worst part about living in Europe⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Worst part about living in Europe⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Op didn’t say if they were in Germany or not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dogs need love too⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Secret boss dog after you beat the first dog.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dogs need love too⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And six legs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨JD Vance’s team had water level of Ohio river raised for family’s boating trip⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not op but lol, wut?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Charging to tour rental properties...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  350,000 x 0.20= 70,000 70,000 / 4 = 17,500 17,500 - 5000 = 12,500

  Each person would need 17,500 for a 20% down payment, 12,500 more than the 5000 quote.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Charging to tour rental properties...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This reminds me of the Italian websites posing as official sites that resell tickets for exhibits that can be purchased much cheaper directly from the exhibit’s actual website. The exhibit sites tend to be in Italian only or are more difficult to find.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Charging to tour rental properties...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “You no one use right word, too big. Use small normal word like me, me big big smart, good Google hunter. Me find many result. No end.” Seralth reaches into his loincloth, scratches his scrotum, then vigorously snuffles at his fingertips, oblivious of the glob of spittle making its way down his dirt smeared chin.

  Yours has to be the most American comment I’ve seen this morning. BTW, you’re literally using literally incorrectly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mice⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Furry bad lol”, the millennial equivalent of the low mental effort boomer “wife bad haha” jokes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How abnormal is it for a mother to be her son a fleshlight for his 18th birthday?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Touching is the right verb.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I regret that I have but one up vote to give.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Two men behind ‘senseless’ felling of Sycamore Gap tree jailed for more than four years⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  nope. only for charismatic megaflora/fauna the poors.

  FTFY

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You know what my point is, but since you’re pretending, I’ll pretend too: gay isn’t a pejorative.