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Anon pitches the next big movie adaptation of a video game

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • Pyro@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I hate that I can visualize this greentext so easily.

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  • Mesophar@pawb.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I absolutely hate this, but can’t deny that it’s accurate

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  • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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  • barnaclebutt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The fact that they show a Dark Souls poster and proceed to describe an Elden ring movie is very funny. Like the producers don’t know the difference.

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    • glitchdx@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      they’d be proud of the fact that they never played video games, let alone the source material.

      look at interviews surrounding halo paramount, “we want to tell our own story in this setting” then proceeds to make garbage that actively disrespects the source.

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      • VitoRobles@lemmy.today ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        “We didn’t look at the game. We didn’t talk about the game. We talked about the characters and the world. So I never felt limited by it being a game.”

        The quote is amazing.

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  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    AI will create this movie 20 years from now, I hope you’re happy.

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    • Retrograde@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Psh there’s probably some Jabroni already working on it as we speak

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They already created this game.

    It was called Brutal Legend

    It was quite good.

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    • Mustakrakish@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That was unfortunately a Jack Black of a different era. This one abandons his lifelong friend to be as hollywood safe as possible for saying meanie-bobeanie things about trump (as a comedian on a stage that is known for political jokes)

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    • xspurnx@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Pretty good soundtrack too.

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    • Maalus@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yup. Most that you can fault it for, is the mechanics later in the game, which try to teach you how to play multiplayer, getting too repetetive.

      Because of course the game had PvP battling with music stages as bases.

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      • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I think the main issue people had was it had lot of RTS sections further in.

        They weren’t actually that bad, but the demo gave no clue that the main chunk of gameplay was going to be running around issuing orders rather than the basic heavy metal themed hack-and-slash it pretended to be.

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  • Abnorc@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Final shot is Jack Black clumsily wading through a poison swamp, “not again!”

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The swamp itself farts with every green bubble that boils and pops on the surface.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “Ah sweet, a new Miyazaki film!”

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    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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      • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        They need to combine forces so Studio Ghibli makes a Dark Souls/Elden Ring movie, and Fromsoft makes a game about Howl’s Moving Castle or something.

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    • ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Wrong Miyazaki! Go back!

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      • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        *gets bogged down in poison swamp*

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  • conditional_soup@lemm.ee ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    THIS SUMMER, ROB SCHNEIDER DOOP DE DERP DEE DOODLEY DERP

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    • twice_hatch@midwest.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This summer, unfortunately, Rob Schneider is

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      • ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        going, FULL MAGA.

        zoom in on Schnieder doing a goofy face while wearing a red baseball cap as a slide whistle plays “Who’s afraid of the big, bad gays?”

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    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Now playing Elle King - The Let Go

      (Rob Schneider’s daughter)

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      • Retrograde@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        You can do it Rob Schneider’s daughter! Sing your fucking heart out!

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  • sirico@feddit.uk ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Praise the sun!” Start trashing the cinema and blasting take on me full volume

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  • deathbird@mander.xyz ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Based af

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  • JokeDeity@lemm.ee ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Movie is called Dark Souls, plot is Elden Ring. Hollywood on par for the course.

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    • VitoRobles@lemmy.today ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Reminds me of the director Jon Peters who wanted a giant spider in Superman and was shot down. So he got Wild West and put a giant spider in there.

      Hollywood does whatever Hollywood wants.

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  • Hubi@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That actually sounds incredible lmao

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    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Honestly, anything w/ Jack Black is incredible.

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  • Goretantath@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Tbh, i’d love a dark souls movie with Jack Black and Nick Cage.

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    • moody@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Jack Black as Solaire would work. I can see the jolly cooperation now

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      • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        And a shaven Adam Sandler as patches. This would truly be an awful film. I’d see it. Not in theaters, certainly. Not even my own streaming subscription. But eventually I’ll be on someone’s couch and exactly drunk enough to dare them to put it on.

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    • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You’re on the money, Cageman is who this movie needs

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    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Nick Cage

      Ew.

      I’m on board for Jack Black though.

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  • HalfSalesman@lemm.ee ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well, I know people would watch it.

    I did not watch the Minecraft movie myself, no desire to experience a full theater of people throwing popcorn around screaming chicken jockey.

    Movie industry is fucked.

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    • ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      i enjoyed the Minecraft movie. i wouldn’t say it was great, but i was watching it with my nephews and had fun. it helped that mamoa and black were clearly having fun doing it and had good chemistry together.

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    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I watched it this week, no popcorn was thrown. The movie was a solid 5/10, and was only carried by JB being JB.

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      • HalfSalesman@lemm.ee ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’m still sore about Jack Black being a coward and throwing Kyle Gass under the bus so IDK how much that would help with my enjoyment.

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  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “they ruined it! There aren’t even bonfires in elden ring! In lore theyre called this-games-thing!”

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  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah, that probably exactly what’s gonna happen. Just make sure to end me before that please.

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  • LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Fuck it, I’m down

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    • VitoRobles@lemmy.today ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The “Who let the dogs out” soundtrack made me lose my shit.

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      • MBM@lemmings.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        You know, I don’t think I’ve ever heard that song in full. Apparently the dogs are metaphorical

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  • JDPoZ@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I wish “The Studio” was ballsy enough to do an episode about this exactly.

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  • vestigeofgreen@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Just a matter of time until this trailer gets made. I remember the Oppenheimer one and now that we’ve got the AI trailers, you don’t even need an actual movie to use as source material this time.

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    • GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hell, the mortal kombat fan trailer was fantastic. There are some talented folks out there.

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    • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Fond memories of some redditor recreating the Terminator 2 trailer with video AI, back when it was impossibly primitive… eighteen months ago. Total gloop. Panning across a guy and a kid on a motorcycle, to the same guy and kid on a motorcycle, to a third copy that’s upside-down.

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  • Avenging5@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

    “Rock of Ages” was good too

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    • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It might be one of the only jukebox musicals I don’t want to kill with a brick, but let’s aim higher

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  • gaja@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Was the minecraft movie ai generated

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