tetris11
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- Comment on Anon envies the boomers 58 minutes ago:
One of these is not like the other. My bet is number 2.
- Comment on Anon envies the boomers 59 minutes ago:
Disagree.
- Comment on Anon envies the boomers 4 hours ago:
Conan O’Brian meeting his wife:
people.com/…/who-is-conan-obrien-liza-powel-obrie…
After joking about having kids together during this initial conversation, the two exchanged information and began dating. In January 2002, the couple tied the knot
So it happens, it just helps if you’re tall and ginger.
- Comment on Anon sees a happy couple 17 hours ago:
Well I’m probably reading too much into it, but I just think that being publicly revulsed by yourself, even in jest, teaches others how to treat you.
I know that going the other way is the path to narcissism/arrogance, and pointing out your faults keeps you humble and telegraphs that you have no defences because you dont need any… but I think that works only if you assume that people dont take others at face value. Which we all unfortunately do.
Not really sure what I’m advising here, or what the middleground exactly is here, but hopefully you can see where I’m coming from
- Comment on Anon sees a happy couple 1 day ago:
Sometimes I hear Kevin Smith talking about himself in front of a crowd, and he immediately describes himself as this fat loser… and I always think bro, you’re doing fine - great even - stop putting yourself down in front of others, it makes everyone feel weird.
- Comment on Lessons for Britain from Milton Keynes 2 days ago:
it’s a abbreviation of “Worcester”, e.g. w.r.t to sauce
- Comment on Anon sees their dad 2 days ago:
It is a weird motivator that: realising how much worse it could be.
It’s like the pain of others lessens your own somehow, despite the fact that the total suffering is probably still the same.
- Comment on Anon works at gamestop 2 days ago:
and yet his bravery shall inspire us all
- Comment on You can tell my parents really loved me 2 days ago:
Don’t make eye contact. Don’t acknowledge its existence.
- Comment on Lessons for Britain from Milton Keynes 2 days ago:
I mean you joke, but the entire south of Germany is a bunch of (quote unquote) “towns” tenuously linked together through the mountaineous black forest, with broken train lines and excellent roads. They make it work by convincing themselves that a weekend cycle up a mountain with bouts of skiing in winter is what every person should do. And I agree.
- Comment on Lessons for Britain from Milton Keynes 2 days ago:
w.r.t to building new towns, I once spent an embarrassingly long time looking at this map and wondering why no town exists between the vast gap between Preston and Newcastle.
Then I realised that’s the Yorkshire Dales. There’s a whole damn forest with mountains there.
- Comment on Lessons for Britain from Milton Keynes 3 days ago:
The centre of town is a dead shopping mall, and you have to drive everywhere because its largely unwalkable.
That being said, I’m all aboard for building new towns, houses.
- Comment on You can tell my parents really loved me 3 days ago:
It looks like she’s not even holding the baby, she’s gripping onto his arm for dear life as the baby creeps up behind them
- Comment on Am I a bad friend/rude for not engaging with my friends and giving one-word responses? 3 days ago:
You are the best friend. You tell it like it is. When a funeral comes around, you smirk in the knowledge that we’ll all be dead soon. People need spicy truths like that distilled into one word responses, it screams of eloquence and high-brow thinking.
Why waste time on the uggs, when you can use that time more efficiently to work on your charming personality.
I personally think you are a visionary in this respect, and am certain that I would have to avert my gaze from the sheer blinding sheen of being in the presence of a superior being if I were to ever share the same planet as you.
- Comment on Anon shares his taste in music 4 days ago:
*someone brings out a fucking trumpet from under the table*
*everyone else starts chirping, doo doodo do doo doo!*
*neighbour leans in the window and starts making deep Jubbajubbadzabajzaba sounds*
-Huh!-
- Comment on Anon shares his taste in music 4 days ago:
Na na~ nanananana~ na~ na~ na, Katamari Damashii
- Comment on With powers combined, idk 4 days ago:
I really want to know the evolutionary selection criteria for that, because I’m overwhelmingly certain that bored humans had something to do with it.
- Comment on With powers combined, idk 4 days ago:
that they need a rusty sword to study it
- Comment on We can choose between 2 futures. [TW: Self Harm] 4 days ago:
Ah yes, the Uicides Pinosaurus. Rather short lived, but went out with a bang.
- Comment on Yes biologists use tiny tiny tweezers to change DNA 4 days ago:
Hey bebe, are you polyamerous, because I wanna split you between two canonical splite sites 😏
- Comment on I want to know. 4 days ago:
That’s 2010 hippy mumbo jumbo – to know his name in an associated-array is more than enough to know it is him
- Comment on A daunting realization 5 days ago:
if they compete for sunlight and happily smother their brethren in this fruitful pursuit, then they’re no better than us at chucking each other under the bus in the name of this so called collective ‘progress’
- Comment on A daunting realization 5 days ago:
YOU BETTER RUN, EGG!
- Comment on Not the same 5 days ago:
isn’t that just Bayesian apologist propaganda?
*jumps in an unlabelled Frequentist van* “Floor it!” - Comment on A daunting realization 5 days ago:
Another Sapiens reader. Look, I don’t care how uppity those maize are – there’s no way they trained us into cultivating them, we slaughtered their brothers and sisters and kept only the tamer, weaker, fatter renditions that we could use for our own means.
Corn is not sentient, and I will die on this hill!
- Comment on WHY 5 days ago:
Those hot and spicy crumpets you keep packing into its orifices every morning are going to come home to roost nine months later when you have to clean out all the leftover gunk!
- Comment on Anon is a sore loser 5 days ago:
Unless it’s your grandma, in which case you have to let her win. But never let her challenge your younger brother or she will let him win, and then the whole hierarchy of strength goes looney tunes meets dragon ball
- Comment on WHY 5 days ago:
You’re jamming oiled-up bread into a device that has no means to expel unwanted fluids, and its only form of protest being to cook your buns. What do you think?
- Comment on WHY 5 days ago:
That’s right it’s das Kleidungumnassengerät
- Comment on WHY 5 days ago:
I think power bottom loaders are a thing now
