tetris11
@tetris11@lemmy.ml
- Comment on Why do people care so much that their friend or family member’s partner is attractive and not just loving? 4 hours ago:
My criteria for dating: someone I can snuggle at night after a long day. Ideally with cold feet and warm torso so I can choose my temperature.
- Comment on Anon discovers cigarettes 5 hours ago:
As a non-smoker, I get that sensation when I smell a cigar or cigarillo - a sweet scent of tobacco.
But cigarettes? What’s even to smell? It just smells like an ash toilet
- Comment on There's been a massacre! 6 hours ago:
Maybe Anakin just needed a biology lesson
- Comment on (・∀・) 1 day ago:
Same with Puffins. Cute little flying penguins that happily catch worms in their beak, only to be robbed in mid-air by hawks and other birds of prey. How did they survive this long?
They’re good at breeding, and do well in times of abundance…
- Comment on dual immunity (see body) 1 day ago:
Yeah. Plus sleeping with their pet human probably didn’t do you any favours
- Comment on (・∀・) 1 day ago:
In the absence of information I’m going to go ahead and suggest that they get the bacteria by scraping their teeth along tree bark until the right bacteria gets picked up
- Comment on My favorite, classic greentext 1 day ago:
Can you imagine if you and your friends are having a quiet evening camp staring up at the stars, basking in the oneness of nature… for a fucking snake to helicopter down at you from the middle of nowhere
- Comment on Anon plays vidya with the bros 1 day ago:
they became Venture Capitalists
- Comment on Finishing your waifus romance questline 1 day ago:
That was a pretty sweet ending.
I’ve only got this one from Joel Haver - Returning to an RPG That you haven’t played in a while
- Comment on Anon reflects on a conundrum 3 days ago:
I think many used to, but any text in the background became unreadable
- Comment on Please advise 3 days ago:
Semd me your poops. The good ones.
- Comment on Anon finds the hidden message 1 week ago:
Is that a type of mushroom?
- Comment on Anon is in a study 1 week ago:
well her right hand is holding the wrapper, so it’s not hard
- Comment on Grieve with me 1 week ago:
- Comment on Shrimpposters begone! 1 week ago:
uhaa the riviera…!
- Comment on No we can talk here 1 week ago:
Come on man. Bury the hatchet, with Terry Pratchet.
- Comment on There he goes 1 week ago:
Nicola Sage
- Comment on How dare you 1 week ago:
The conductor asked me to stop harassing the brass section with my bodily-made trumpeteering. So I hit him over the head with a cello.
- Comment on I mean... I don't see the problem? 1 week ago:
I have to admit I find his opinion on every single common thing like it’s some profound thought really does irritate me
- Comment on Viva la Revolucion (becomes cancer) 1 week ago:
My body contains several warring factions, each with their own agendas, each conspiring to undermine the other.
Why just last night my hand kept forcing my mouth and liver to process lethal amounts of alcohol, and all the other factions just stood by and did nothing.
- Comment on Anon dances with the devil in the pale moonlight 1 week ago:
if I ever retire, this is how I will plan my daya
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Take up smoking or drinking to make the experience more bearable whilst also clouding yourself with cigarette/alcohol fumes to pull up a physical barrier. Flap your arms slowly from time to time to add uncertainty, and yawn periodically.
- Comment on Anon stars in a dark movie 1 week ago:
“I’m a rooster illusion”
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Did you spend your formative years sleeping under your parents bed?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
So said the secret swan
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
a duck!
- Comment on Anon meets some coyotes 2 weeks ago:
…Ah, sorry! Thanks for this…
- Comment on Thats fair 2 weeks ago:
But you’re not allowed to live there due to public indecency.
- Comment on Thats fair 2 weeks ago:
I’m blind, but I feel you
