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TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
potoo22@programming.dev 5 weeks ago
The true misconception is that there are scientific definitions and culinary definitions. No the culinary definitions don’t fit their scientific category. They’re not intended to.
Babalugats@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
Strawberries, blackberries, mulberries, and raspberries are not berries.
Bananas, aubergine (eggplants), oranges and grapes are berries.
Dangleberries aren’t real berries either.
smeg@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
9point6@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I have the last pane spoken with an old man voice living in my head rent free for some reason
It’s alarming the rate at which it just pops up
BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
It’s almost as if excluding due to arbitrarily drawn lines is a bad idea. It helps nothing, it only serves to hurt
peoplefood.
kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 5 weeks ago
Pretty sure pumpkins are berries.
godlessworm@hexbear.net 5 weeks ago
what are strawberries and blackberries
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
strawberries are accessory fruits, blackberries are basically a bunch of fruits holding hands
Jtotheb@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
They’re (mushrooms) also constantly listed on American menus as a “protein” option despite a dire lack of the stuff
Ephera@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
Hmm, is it really that little? The stats look devastating, like e.g. 3 grams per 100 grams, but mushrooms also consist out of 90+ grams of water.
For example, the button mushroom has:
100 g total - 91.8 g water - 1.7 g fiber = 6.5g nutrients
2.89 g protein / 6.5 g nutrients = 44.4% proteinComparing that to e.g. canned black beans:
100 g total - 70.8 g water - 6.69 g fiber = 22.51 g nutrients
6.91 g protein / 22.51 g nutrients = 30.9% proteinftbd@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
Yes but you don’t dehydrate the food. And you’re not eating multiple kgs of mushrooms in a single sitting, which you would need to get anywhere close to the total amount of protein in other ‘protein’ options
Jtotheb@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
That’s a neat site, and I was hoping your answer was in there, but they don’t have data on cooked mushrooms. We’ll have to do a bit of math.
So you’re taking the nutritional data provided and then shunting the fiber and water out of the way. Why? You can’t just eat the nutritional parts of food; you have to eat the whole thing, and that limits the amount of food, and thus nutrition, you can ingest in a day.
Were you thinking about food prep? Some water weight is lost there, certainly, but it’s not everything.
Let’s add a raw steak into the mix, and then we can instead look at how much water weight is actually lost when you prep these things to eat, by estimating it from data elsewhere.
The beans are ready to eat. They’re drained and rinsed. You don’t remove that water weight. So that’s 7 grams of protein per 100 gram serving.
The steak will lose about 25% of its weight when cooked, per multiple sources I found during a search. That means we need about 133 grams of raw beef to achieve 100 grams of cooked beef. So we can multiply its 21 grams of protein by 1.33, and we get about 29 grams of protein in a 100 gram serving. Their grilled steak averages around the same amount, so we’re on track so far.
Why is that discrepancy so great? I thought beans were supposed to be a great replacement for meat?
That comparison was done between beef and dry beans (note the 24 grams of protein, about the same as the beef). 100 grams of dry beans becomes about 370 grams of prepared beans. So in a 100 gram serving of beans you can actually eat, you get just over a quarter of that 24 grams protein: our ~7 grams from earlier. You also lose some water soluble protein when you rinse and drain them. They’re not the magic protein replacement people think they are.
Mushrooms are even worse. Per America’s Test Kitchen (and we’re gonna have to take these numbers at face value because I can’t find anything else), shiitake mushrooms lose about 14% of their weight in water when cooked, and cremini (think portobello, they’re just different stages of development) mushrooms lose about 60%. Thankfully the USDA’s site also has nutritional data listed for these two types of mushrooms: “minimally processed” shiitake and cremini mushrooms contain 2.4 and 3.1 grams of protein, respectively, per 100 gram serving. But those aren’t meal ready. To do that, we’ll cook the mushrooms, and they’ll shrink to 86 gram and 40 gram servings. So let’s start with enough raw mushrooms—119 grams of shiitake (or 119% of the original serving) and 250 grams (250%) of cremini. Multiply our proteins by 1.19 and 2.5 and we get a plausible range of between 3 and 8 grams of protein per serving. So some are comparable to beans in their protein content! And some contain half, or less, of an already low amount when compared to the protein found in meat.
This quick comparison on Wolfram Alpha shows a similar story, with a less optimistic look at mushrooms’ possible protein content. Screenshot:
Now, the fact that you’re taking in so much more water when you eat 100 grams of beans or mushrooms than you are when you eat meat means you can eat more of them, and drink less fluids, but only to a point. And you’re certainly not getting 8 times more mushrooms than beef from a restaurant when they do a protein substitution. Getting enough protein in a vegetarian or vegan diet can be hard work. And restaurants are not making it easier by misleading people who may not know any better—I’m certain it’s careless, not malicious, but it is happening either way.
Zerush@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
I’ve anyway severe doubts that American food really is food
jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
TIL that I been deceived my entire life.
BeNotAfraid@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
That’s because Vegetable is not a Botanical Term. It is a culinary term. So, Tomatoes are both fruit and vegetable.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 weeks ago
This.
All fruits are vegetables. Not all vegetables are fruit.
Ephera@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
Is that like an official definition for vegetables from some government? Because I don’t feel like there is a particularly good definition of vegetables. People mostly wouldn’t refer to apples as vegetables, for example.
theneverfox@pawb.social 5 weeks ago
I don’t think you can just use two classification systems in the same sentence. It should probably be illegal or something
the_artic_one@programming.dev 5 weeks ago
Fungi only got its own kingdom in 1969, before that they were a phylum in Plantae. There are tons of people still around who learned “mushrooms are plants” in school, so it’s not surprising downstream vocabulary hasn’t caught up.
Unbecredible@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Idk that food vernacular is necessarily downstream of rigorous taxonomies at all lol.
the_artic_one@programming.dev 5 weeks ago
Fair point haha.
Zerush@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
They have properties from plants but also from animals, it’s an independent evolution from both.
boydster@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
“Fruiting bodies,” even
neatobuilds@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
I don’t think I’ve ever considered a mushroom a vegetable, they’re just mushrooms
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
maybe if it’s a really dreadfully woody bolete
Ephera@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
I believe, that’s mostly a US thing, where the government classifies them as vegetables…
sirico@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
Leave mycelium alone
kautau@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Why is it yourcelium
Draegur@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
It’s everybody’s celium. Mycelium. Yourcelium. Ourcelium.
PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Better check your privilegelium
jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
Yeah but a mushroom’s such a fungi to be with.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
He’s such a fun guy that there’s not mushroom to party.
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
anybody know any other mushroom puns i want free upvotes
abbotsbury@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Actually, “mushrooms are technically meat” is a new hill I’d like to die on. Mushrooms have animal cells, ergo, definitely not a vegetable.
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
They don’t, they’re a distinct third thing with a distinct third type of cells
They are, however, more closely related to us animals than they are to plants. As in, our last common ancestor is less far back.
Also, unrelated to your comment, but related to the post: vegetable isn’t a botanical term, but a culinary term. So, there’s no bioligical basis for vegetable in the first place, so there’s no issue with counting mushrooms among them. Sure, it’s a bit inconvenient that the word ‘fruit’ is both a culinary and a botanical term in English, and there’s overlap to it, but that doesn’t mean it’s somehow illogical that some things are culinarilu fruits but not botanically, and vice versa.
abbotsbury@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
So, there’s no bioligical basis for vegetable in the first place
idk if I would go that far, I think “edible parts of plants” is a solid foundation. Sure, “edible” is kind of a social construct, but the plant part is indisputable. “Vegetarian” and “plant based diet” are near synonymous
stray@pawb.social 5 weeks ago
What do you mean?
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Always dismiss those people who talk about how tomatoes are fruits as nerds. The category “vegetable” in the kitchen usually refers to more savory plants, not that what part of the fruit it is. Also if you’re still one of those “um, ackchually, tomatoes are fruits” kind of people, then eat tomatoes like apples. Maybe even some chili peppers too, they’re berries.
vithigar@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
It’s just interesting that there’s a distinction between botanical and culinary classification. Once you realise that there are two different systems that don’t necessarily need to completely agree then it’s not a big deal.
…also, what exactly is wrong with taking a bite out of a tomato like an apple? They’re delicious.
Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 5 weeks ago
Vegetables aren’t even a thing botanically, they’re basically “plant stuff that isn’t fruit”, except when it is.
Botanically speaking, vegetables can be roots (carrots, beets), stems (celery, asparagus), leaves (spinach, lettuce), flowers (broccoli, cauliflower) seeds (peas, beans), and of course fruits that we treat as savory (tomatoes, peppers, eggplants).
And then on the opposite side you have things we call fruits that botanically speaking aren’t. Rhubarb is a stem, strawberries are aggregate accessory fruits where the fleshy part we eat is actually swollen stem tissue, and those little “seeds” on the outside are the real fruits of the plant. Figs are not simple fruits, they’re inverted flower clusters where the “fruit” is actually a hollow stem containing many tiny real fruits inside.
Even apples and pears aren’t true fruits botanically, they’re accessory fruits where much of what we eat comes from the flower’s receptacle rather than just the ovary.
So yeah the botanical vs. culinary divide works both ways. Our everyday food categories are really more about taste, texture, and how we use foods rather than plant biology.
MML@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
My driving instructor ate tomatoes like apples, got a whole wooden crate of them in the morning and a shaker of salt, I probably could’ve mowed down a few pedestrians as long as that man had his tomatoes.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 5 weeks ago
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 weeks ago
I agree, salads are morally reprehensible
Litebit@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I actually do eat tomatoes and green chillies like fruit.
abbotsbury@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Tomatoes and fruits are a great litmus test (no pun intended) to see if a person can recognize the domain of their knowledge. Some people glomp onto a fact that is correct in some scenarios and use it as an “umm actually” where it isn’t appropriate or even correct (like the definition of racism)
slingstone@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Big Mushroom is going to take out OP, Boeing-style.
burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. wisdom is taking that tomato, pureeing it into a sauce, and slathering it on a well done steak
ICastFist@programming.dev 5 weeks ago
Let’s not forget that apples, strawberries and cashews are pseudofruits, just like the produce of my labor!
oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
Sure, but they are fun guys!
Genius@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
Mushrooms are obviously fruit
Tudsamfa@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
“Are red pandas carnivores or herbivores?” “They eat like 80% bamboo, so herbivores.” “Wrong! They are taxonomically in the order carnivora, making them carnivores! Please ignore that carnivore also just means meat eater and herbivore isn’t even a taxonomic clade. People only ever talk to me to get mad at this switching between casual and scientific definitions, I am nothing without it.”
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
I kinda don’t think they care
placatedmayhem@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Fruits vs vegetables is an arbitrary, near-meaningless distinction. See here: youtube.com/watch?v=E8mcTIEVKUU
Zerush@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
No controversy, there is only edible or not edible, no need to make life more complicated as it already is.
Ultrathor@hexbear.net 5 weeks ago
Sea weed isn’t a plant either.
Zerush@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
Food Plant
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
The controversy isn’t about what they are, it’s about what we call them and which categories we put them in on charts. It’s like arguing over silly group names - is it a murder of tomatoes or a flock?
Bay_of_Piggies@hexbear.net 5 weeks ago
Vegetable isn’t a biological term. While fruit is a biological term, but it’s also a culinary term just like vegetable.
princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
I was literally saying this about the mushrooms the other day!
Zacryon@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
Vegetables are a social construct. Depending on culture this is differently labled. Afaik there are No vegetables in a botanical sense. Just “fruits”.
Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml 5 weeks ago
When you have a few psychedelic cousin in the family, they let you into any club.
MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
The cast of Vegitales lied to me!
ilinamorato@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
The whole fruit/vegetable controversy only comes because we’re trying to use two different domains of terms interchangeably: botanical terms and culinary terms.
Tomatoes (and squash, and pumpkins (which, side note, are a type of squash), and cucumbers) are botanically fruits, but culinarily they’re most commonly used as vegetables because they tend to be less sweet, particularly when raw. Mushrooms are botanically…well, I guess they’re botanically “n/a”, as they’re not a part of the plantae kingdom, but whatever–they’re typically considered botanical, so they’re “botanically” fungi, but culinarily they’re most commonly used as vegetables (or, interestingly, as meat replacements).
We get into the same linguistic confusion when we start throwing around “peanuts aren’t nuts, they’re legumes!”–botanically, yes, peanuts are legumes, but culinarily they’re most commonly used as nuts. See also: “green beans” are botanically pods, not beans, but we use them culinarily as vegetables; and many “berries” are botanically something else but we use them culinarily as berries; meaning they’re often left whole, mixed with other berries in the same dish, and go well with cream in cold summer desserts.
The whole thing is a misguided exercise in pedantry; “technically burritos aren’t sandwiches, they’re meat-sacks!” They’re both, and we instinctively understand that trying to compare the two terms is silly because “sandwich” is a culinary term and “sack” is not.
Another funny part of this is that pedants are trying to say that tomatoes are (botanically) fruits and not vegetables, but the closest thing to a definition we have for “vegetable” botanically is “literally all plant life and maybe also some fungi,” so tomatoes are clearly both fruit and vegetable botanically. Plus, they’re culinarily used as vegetables, but can also be used as fruits in some cakes, pies, sorbets, and so forth (and isn’t ketchup just a tomato smoothie?), so tomatoes are clearly both fruit and vegetable in culinary terms as well.
jwiggler@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
good post, sounds like a copypasta
ilinamorato@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Alas, it’s all me. I…tend to be a bit verbose.
ilinamorato@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Oh–and thanks! I think that’s praise, at least.
kingofthezyx@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
Great post, with one caveat
I got my degree in Ecology and Evolution, and we always used a similar working definition but it was “edible parts of a plant which are not fruit.”
cute_noker@feddit.dk 5 weeks ago
I always heard that biologically vegetables doesn’t exist. Everything is fruit. (Except grain, flowers, the obvious)
So what are potatoes? That just a tuberculo.
Carrot? Just a root. Yes it’s edible to humans but biologists don’t really care because everything is edible to something.
Disclaimer: not a biologist, just a dude tired of people violently interrupting me to tell me that “akschually a strawberry is a nut!!!”
ilinamorato@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Awesome, thank you for the correction. I appreciate your expert review!
merc@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
It is a bit weird that we use some fruits as “vegetables”, like tomatoes and cucumbers. But, other fruits like mango or raspberry are so different from your typical “culinary vegetable” that you have to be very careful in how you use it in a savoury dish. There isn’t the same crossover for other edible plants. For example, I can’t think of any tuber that could sneak into a fruit salad unnoticed.
I guess it comes down to there being a lot more variety among fruits than other edible plant parts. Plus, humans have been tweaking edible plants for millennia. So, who knows, maybe the original cucumber was more “fruity”, but has been tuned over the years to be more “saladey”.
ilinamorato@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Definitely interesting. I wonder if there might also be a little bit to the fact that botanical fruits are basically just the best way to house seeds so that they’ll have some energy to grow when planted, which means that it’s independently evolved in a lot of different plants; so the culinary diversity of “fruits” is much greater.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
It’s not whole, but I can definitely imagine tapioca being used to thicken the juice for a fruit salad, and that comes from cassava, a tuber.
squaresinger@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Some sweet potatoes can be very sweet indeed, and they can be used in sweet dishes too (I’ve seen for example, sweet potato mash topped with marshmallows). They are just too porous to be used in a traditional fruit salad.
Pulses are incredibly variable too in their usage. You can use them as nuts, vegetables, grains, oil or pastes (sweet and savoury). You can use them in place of potatoes, you can bake bread from them, you can even use them to replace meat in many situations. Young sweet peas can be used almost in place of some fruit as well.
Cucumbers are a kind of pumpkin, same as melons. They are all variations of the same original fruit, and yes, some of them are clearly in fruit-salad territory, while others are more saladey and others again can be used in place of potatoes.
And lastly, the most crazy variable plant is Brassica. Different cultivars of this one plant provide swede, turnip, kohlrabi, cabbage, collard, kale, cauliflower, broccoli, romanesco, Brussels sprouts, mustard seed, rape seed and a lot of smaller, lesser known things too.
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Jicama would be quite good in fruit salad.
stelelor@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
I could see water chestnuts in a fruit salad, although they’re technically corms, not tubers.
BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 5 weeks ago
Fun facts, in French vegetables are called “legumes”, even though most of them aren’t related to the Fabaceae family
ilinamorato@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I’m so glad that this problem isn’t just limited to English.
TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 5 weeks ago
ceci n’est pas drole
squaresinger@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Another similar thing is the definition of ripe.
A fruit can be ripe for consumption (culinary ripeness), and it can be ripe for seed-bearing (botanical ripeness). You can see the difference with cucumbers, which are ripe for eating when they are green and the seeds are barely developed, while they are close to inedible when ripe for seed-bearing. Then they will turn yellow, the pulp shrinks down and becomes slimy and the seeds become big and hard.
ilinamorato@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Oh dang, I hadn’t even considered that! I wonder if that’s the same across all fruits we tend to eat raw.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
I am 100% with your well written explanation here!
Just one ‘nitpick’, that isn’t really even a nitpick because you did qualify the relevant part with ‘tend to be’:
A properly grown tomato absolutely can be so flavorful that you could just eat it like an apple.
Not as sweet as most apples, but way, way more sweet than the typical mass produced tomato you’re likely to get in the US.
I’ve been to a few farmers markets where… a couple of smaller farms were growing just absolutely stellar quality tomatoes.
…
On the other hand, squash and zucchini, even the fancy ones from farmers markets?
Main difference I noticed was basically perfect ripeness, they still just taste like nothing.
(I guess I should also point out this was from 10ish years back, sadly, a lot of farmers markets now have a lot of people basically just reselling some particular, slightly higher quality but still mass produced fruits and veggies, than aren’t even local)
…
Finally, to throw more insanity on this terminology dumpster fire…
Corn.
Corn is arguably, from different domains of technical or colloquial meaning… a fruit, vegetable, and grain.
After millenia of us artifically selecting what was originally, basically a kind of grass, into something that is now so sweet, that the US uses it to make HFCS, a cane sugar substitute… and then we jam that HFCS … into bread, soda, everything.
So… ketchup… is then roughly a tomato/corn smoothie, made primarily from two… frui-getables.
ilinamorato@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it.
I am sad to say that, although I’ve heard of this, I have never had the pleasure of eating such a tomato.
As a native son of Indiana, I have to say that’s the thing that breaks pretty much all of my categories. I lived the first twenty years of my life thinking that it qualified nutritionally (ugh, that’s another part of this terminology dumpster fire…the food pyramid. shudder) as a vegetable, which it…doesn’t really.
Great point. “Tomato smoothie” is already a term that makes me feel a little bit queasy, but adding in the corn…
Beautiful. fɹud͡ʒ.tə.bəl, I think, incidentally.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
i can totally eat small flavourful tomatoes on their own, but something about the idea of biting into a larger tomato feels very unsettling to me, i think it’s the amount of loose slimy flesh around the seeds?
when the tomatoes are small enough they’re just berries, which works fine
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
And as far as the vast majority of people are concerned, the culinary definition is the one that’s actually relevant for them.
Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
You must be fun at parties.
ilinamorato@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I am actually…kind of just like this at parties. So, you be the judge.
technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
The crucial difference is that the culinary classifications have no scientific basis.
ilinamorato@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
The culinary classifications have no scientific basis, but they do have an anthropological basis. They’re not completely meaningless.
I was basing that on a misunderstanding: I thought that the word “vegetation” being an archaic term meant that it was no longer used, but yeah, I was incorrect there. I appreciate the correction.
redchert@lemmygrad.ml 5 weeks ago
Tumblr is the neo-positivist/neo-berkeleyianism hivemind as a result from the inoculation by western STEM ideology. They love their AKSHUALLY WOW MINDBLOWN spiel.