ZILtoid1991

@ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sent this to my friends flexing a "top 65%" score. The site didn't make it clear that's not a good thing.⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Also the actual “bell curve” is a lot more top heavy, and IQ is for peasants cosplaying as snobs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨English has too many words for animals⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  This is like the hare and rabbit thing… (what are the differences?)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Art of Surrender⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  4chan users now: makes greentexts like this.

  4chan users before: voted for DJT for the memes, for gamergate, and that the transes transed their favorite gay bamboozle character, Bridget from GGST (reminder that the “trans women are tricking straight men” myth came from straight men tricking each other into watching femboy/trans porn); and that then due to the wizard game drama.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mrrp⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “I’m in love” could be replaced with “I’m horny”. Animals in general don’t really experience love.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember this exact meme from back when it was fresh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨holy moley⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A thing I was wondering why haven’t have happened already have happened.

  Now I wonder when a terminal cancer patient will use their last strength to drive a fuel truck into a datacenter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hi, I'm Paul!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No, at the supposed location, a bunch of cops start to beat you while screaming “Stop resisting!”, then shove you into a prison for labor purposes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Psh.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Gave me an idea for an anarchist meme

  Know the difference: prostate cancer vs pro-state cancer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Psh.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And she does not look like she’s a prostatist if you know what I mean.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Psh.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  One can lose their prostate, otherwise just write it as one word!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Then be grateful for the devs, not the platform!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Also there were honeymoon periods for Google, Elon Musk’s companies, even Microsoft during Windows 7.

  First you’re grateful for quality product. Then society will force you to be grateful for them giving you “potential job opportunities”, and you must treat some underpaid and infuriating job like it was free money.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Those sales are on the devs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Valve does a lot of things pretty badly, it’s just that they and the fans control the narrative.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  >not named after this pick en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pick_Szeged

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truly, it was the end of an evangelion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If only he asked Asuka if it is okay to jerk off to her…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EU vs USA⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hungarian here, all we get is chronic alcoholism, then after enough cognitive decline, they become Fidesz supporters.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Science isn't political!"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Busted!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Science isn't political!"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Chris Weston Chadler, is that you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's literally zero⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is more of an “issue with T-blockers and estrogen shrinking penis in most people, save for a select few”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Woke⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Protip: dot ml might not like “woke 2.0” for too long.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Epic CEO Tim Sweeney says 'employers will see a stream of resumes of once-in-a-lifetime quality' after the company laid off more than 1,000 people⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Being a genius only takes you so far. A lot of projects need manpower for testing and debugging, and waiting for some genius with 23549 AI agents won’t solve it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon enjoys videogame music⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  >laboratory level >futuristic sounding synths

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Asked LA Fitness to cancel my membership, they offered to freeze it for $10/month instead⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the US, and Trump’s US, so it’s all hell there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Therapist :"Pickle jacket is not real!"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, because it’s AI slop!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's how the world works.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who wants a kitchen garden?

  Who wants to care for a kitchen garden? It’s not as simple as putting seeds into the ground and waiting until it grows. You have to dig up the site. You have to water it in a drought. You have to pull out the weed. You might even have to fight against insects, or use fertilizer. 19 out of 20 people I knew had given up on the idea of a kitchen garden.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How do I turn into a swarm of bats?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Red, White and Blue⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s still not an official verdict, so Trump unfortunately has a way of denial…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A name more fitting⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where are the people, who will go “☝️🤓 umn ackshually «pedophile» means «lover of children», and no one who loves children are raping them!”?

  (Yes, I know, “philia” in this case meaning “paraphilia”).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now this is an interesting question. What sound would you like it to make?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Loss of erection is reverse.