ZILtoid1991

@ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this incest?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a total fabrication

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a knobhead⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  She’s the Luckiest girl.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pokémon or dopémon?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  BRB I take my daily dose of Celebi, then level up my Novorog.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨does it mean I am a horse?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Speak American⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The British, when they have to click the American flag for English, and then they see “color” without the “u”:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unconditional support⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Excel: “1901.February.01”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cut up those shitposts⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you one of those “carnivore diet” guys, who call fibers “carbs”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another one!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Those that are so preoccupied with hating others for their LGBTQ+ status usually don’t care about solutions to their financial positions, and instead often advocate for trickle-down economics or similar, and fear that general welfare would just “give money to those who don’t deserve it”. Their main goal is to shift progressives into socially ultra-conservative points.

  I’ve seen people like them. Every time one of our liberals have forfeited their positions, all they did is nod, then say “Aham, when will you move even farther to the right, fucking communist?”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you amused⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Scientific diagrams that look like shitpost with Toby Fox music

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Am I?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  <insert amogus joke here>

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Except it became so expensive to run them.

  Similar thing happened to the copper mines of Hungary, at one point it became so expensive to mine it was cheaper and easier to shut them off, at least temporarily. We potentially even have some gold in the same mine, it’s just allegedly so deep no current technology is able to mine them.

  Same with the local closed coalmines, but with environmental concerns, and my house is sinking because of them. However, there’s way more conspiracy theory is out there about them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon dances with the devil in the pale moonlight⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I had a similar experience with my sister’s father (RIP), but he literally just thought 144+Hz gaming monitors were like those very expensive 100Hz CRT TVs. He always tried to “set the correct colors” on both the monitor and his last monitor, usually by working against each other. He used to play more complex games, but later on only could play turn based ones.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't like em? Ghost em⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Necromance then…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Musk shares post that Hitler didn’t kill millions, public workers did. Union rages⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The term you’re looking for is “weaponized incompetence”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Software engineer lost his $150K-a-year job to AI—he’s been rejected for 800 jobs and forced to DoorDash and live in a trailer to make ends meet⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Also AI is not that useful even in coding, some software departments lie about its use to management to stop harassing them for “not using them enough”.

  Even worse is that the web is now flooded with barely useful AI generated slop, including documentations and tutorials.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon describes past⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Be born in 1949

  Fake and attracted to same gender.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk’s Boring Company Is in Talks With Government Over Amtrak Project⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Here’s how it will go:

  1. The Boring Company aquires Amtrak.
  2. Elon Musk says: “If we can’t come up with a better technology in X amount of years, we will just dismantle all the rail network and sell it a junk metal”.
  3. The melting down of rails, etc., begins way before the deadline.
  4. Elon Musk announces alternative in the form of self-driving cars, donates a few Teslas for charity.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Understanding your target audience when marketing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Practice. A lot of practice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Understanding your target audience when marketing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:
  horny

  I use plastic bottles as dildos, so it’s doable. With a lot of practice, you can even use 500ml+ bottles, some even going up to 1.5l. I really need to get a 750ml one, since going from the 500ml to 1l directly is not feasible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The only way to be⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Curtis Yarvin be like: "What if government was Government inc., and it was AI driven?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Animal spirits⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  AI slopier

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨skynet would be better than these clowns⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  These clowns would be the ones setting up skynet…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨doctors⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also if they’re dentists (suddenly teeth become “bones to smile with”).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon hasn't given up hope⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Major announcement

  “I, Vladimir Putin, after long years of considerations, have decided to graduate, due to disagreement with the Duma and failing to conquer Ukraine.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thats fair⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d like to upgrade my penis into super penis, two barrels, break action instead of the pump action, then I’ll create a new sex act called “Quakeing”, where you strafe around your sexual partner while constantly ejaculating on them with your super penis.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RIP obsolete tech⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Was looking for a cheap tape drive, couldn’t find any.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RIP obsolete tech⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  NOOOOO! You must use cheap AliExpress SSDs, because something something 1980’s tech something something technological advancements must be pushed at all cost!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wait until you see the bbc⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also since they’re reptiles, lot more cloacal kiss instead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨History Channel⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If only…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Helpful tips⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Polish!”

  “Ah, sorry! Gdzie są piksele Williamie?”