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Submitted 3 weeks ago by scout10290@sh.itjust.works to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
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MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Smoogs@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Will always upvote this
BaroqueInMind@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Imagine if the bullet was just two inches to the right, what kind of utopia we would be living in right now.
TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Someone just as bad would have replaced him. The problem isn’t him specifically, it’s all the people who voted for him.
Uli@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Yep, the problem would be worse because he would be a martyr and out of the news enough that his crimes would fade away into history. And a different fascist would lead that group. At least this way, there is some chance a few more people will finally understand he is a thieving pedophile rapist with no intention of ever helping anyone other than himself.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Yeah, I wonder sometimes if this is the best case scenario… He’s a genuine idiot that frequently bites the hands that feed. He’s the worst person to lead the GOP.
glitch1985@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What bullet?
CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 2 weeks ago
They wish Trump was successfully murdered.
Smoogs@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
….you say that as if it wasn’t staged or that there was a bullet to begin with.
drosophila@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
So did they take the firefighter out afterwards and shoot him as part of the staging?
ToadOfHypnosis@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That was totally staged.
Takios@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
it was staged
BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Teenagers beat up Government Staffer BIG BALLS and now BIG BALLS is going to Receive the Highest Presidential Medal for getting BEAT UP by Kids! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 3 weeks ago
After talking about his own personal experience with violence in D.C., thanking Leavitt for Trump’s actions and slamming Democrats, Johnson asked if the president would consider Coristine—better known by his online nickname “Big Balls”—for a Presidential Medal of Freedom in view of his “heroic actions just a few blocks from this building.”
“Perhaps it’s something he would consider,” Leavitt replied.
You can stop reading now.
cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
🤮
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
leavitts necklace cross gets bigger the more she lies.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If that were the case she wouldn’t be able to carry it much less wear it
griff@lemmings.world 3 weeks ago
Nobel Peace Prize for the great & powerful Big Balls!!!
ToadOfHypnosis@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Very convenient that Trump‘s justifying martial law with this DOGE guys “attack.” About as convenient as his failed “assassination” attempt.
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Brb, gonna put a maxi pad on my ear in his honor
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
We’re one bad queer person away from an executive order banning any non-cishet relationships and a second kristalnacht.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I cannot believe the state of the country where I have to read bullshit like this.
ameancow@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The real horror is that we’re never going back to a non-spectacle government or media state.
This is how it will be forever until something radically changes the world or we all collectively move onto other interests and stop clicking on these stories.
bobbyguy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
revolutionary chanting intensifies
carrylex@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Todays episode of USA is wild:
Two weeks after 19-year-old Edward Coristine was viciously assaulted during a carjacking in Washington D.C., the White House says it would consider giving the administration official a Presidential Medal of Freedom for his bravery.
A 15-year-old girl and 15-year-old boy were subsequently arrested and remain in juvenile jail as the investigation continues.
Nice plot twist by the writers 10/10. Excited for the next episodes of the series.
sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 2 weeks ago
Damn... Police actually caught them?
I wonder how often this happens a when regular peasants get assaulted
Darleys_Brew@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Rich people getting protection is the exact reason police are a thing.
fucktrump@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I hope he gets beat up again with the medal
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The kids who beat him up deserve medals imo
johncandy1812@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Staged to bring in the National Guard. Release the files.
TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m starting to think this guys balls may not actually be big.
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Lol for his bravery. That’s not what that word means.
Also, looks like we’re going to need a new medal if we ever stop this regime
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Those kids should be getting medals instead.
W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I don’t believe this story for one second.
Also that picture is designed to get a reaction. All that blood is from his nose. Not like they cut him up.
He was as probably talking shit and a child punched him.
Zron@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I would love to hear the teenagers’ side of the story here.
Big Balls claims he was just out with his girlfriend at 3 in the morning when a group of teens tried to car jack him. Police take a photo of Big Balls with a broken nose and covered in his own blood, and then arrest 2 teenagers.
Suspiciously, there is not a single piece of evidence this shit actually happened outside of that one photo of an idiot covered in his own blood. I have not been able to find security camera or body cam footage of the alleged attack or any groups of teens fleeing the cops.
Apparently the teens beat him up and then just waited for the cops to show up? How does that make sense?
An alternative scenario is that a privileged nepo baby was out with a girl, some teens saw him and said “holy shit it’s big balls” went up to talk to a living meme, startled the sheltered lil baby, and he started a fight he couldn’t win, then called the cops after he realized his big balls were just a name he made up on the internet.
Furbag@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The story changed since the first it was reported. The news said it was a group of 10 teenagers who were trying to carjack him. Then as soon as someone with more than two functioning brain cells thought to ask the logical question about how 10 teens were going to clown car their way into a vehicle to go joyriding, the story changed to a group of teens who wanted to rape his girlfriend and he pushed her into the car to protect her.
I don’t believe any of this horseshit. The dude calls himself Big Balls, so you know he’s a caustic little shit who probably talks a big game but can’t back it up when people get physical with him IRL. Wouldn’t be surprised if he picked the fight and the photo of him with a nosebleed was used as a propaganda photo op, complete with a fabricated story about a “group” of criminal teenagers who assaulted him.
blackstampede@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Participation trophy
SabinStargem@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I wish that Big Balls got spayed. Preferably, with many kicks to the sack.
CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 2 weeks ago
*Neutered
bobbyguy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
honestly lets find his plates and get him five more medals for his bravery, or one hell of a memorial service
(jokes aside i do not intend to harm anyone in any way)
i guess
ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
In a modded video game.
UltraBlack@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
A republican getting beaten by a girl might as well mark the death sentence of their pride
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nah, it’s a win, a woman actually willingly touched him.
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Well…that award effectively means nothing, now.
Tower@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
That happened when Rush Limbaugh received one. Rest in piss.
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
Ah, the classics. Nothing like a weird dictatorship giving themselves medals.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Trump loyalists having coats fully stacked with medals when?
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
the future sucks
Aganim@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Don’t know who he is supposed to be, but if you think your balls are big enough that you feel the need to use them as your online handle: please get the boys checked for testicular cancer.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
We need a sandbox thing like browsers have but for RL events like these that the current administration dreams up so we can keep the isolated from our actual archives
Sanctus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
A subversion of norms, just more fascist shit. This is to purposefully destroy what the medal means and the words themselves.
Cocopanda@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That kid looks deformed. No wonder he got beat up by a teenager. He’s a pussy ass bitch.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Prediction: we learn in a few years that this balls kid is a rare modern castrato.
MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What a empty little ballsack.
ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
Getting a medal for being a victim of a crime is… dumb. I was a victim of theft, hit and run, stalking, assault, and more. Where is my medal?
Kissaki@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Was he the one attempting the carjacking or the one being carjacked?
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Being carjacked. I had only seen people saying “good” not actually what happened, so I just looked it up. Seems he and his GF were by their car when “about 10” people jumped them, he pushed her into the car and turned to get his shit rocked, some cops show up and the carjackers run off.
Not really a big story, that shit happens every day somewhere, but I guess this kid worked for elon or something and is therefore somehow famous, so, reporters.
chemicalprophet@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Tiny, mincey, chemical castrated balls.
Fredselfish@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I don’t believe any of the stories coming out of this administration about this incident. If true he started it and deserved the ass beating. Matter of fact he deserves worse then a ass beating. He should be hung.
Kevlar21@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
*hanged
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
*Drawn and quartered
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Image
scout10290@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
He’s old enough to know what he’s doing and won’t learn a goddamn thing from any sort of punishment. He’ll never experience the punishment he deserves, unfortunately. The rope would be too quick and easy for a shitweasel like this but he will never see it anyway. He’ll be spreading the maga fuckboy cancer for years to come.
shalafi@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Jesus fucking Christ, I sometimes feel like one of the more violent motherfuckers on here, but advocating for hanging this child is beyond even me.
Me: Get armed, learn safety and local laws, practice. Fascism is here. It’s here now. Fighting back may end in your personal extinction.
Mods: BANNED
Also lemmy: “Hang this punk kid!”
Mods: Meh. I’ll allow it.
Cocopanda@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Nah. Traitors get what they asked for a short drop and a tight knot.
mean_bean279@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
His online name is “big balls” so he may or may not be hung already.
entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
Anyone who feels the need to brag is lacking, IME
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He ain’t nicknamed for his dick…
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Testicular Torsion is no joke
halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I see you’ve never heard of any big guys nicknames being Tiny?