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• fucktrump@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I hope he gets beat up again with the medal

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• MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Release the Trump/Epstein files

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  • scout10290@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Never gonna argue with this reply

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  • Smoogs@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Will always upvote this

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• Fredselfish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I don’t believe any of the stories coming out of this administration about this incident. If true he started it and deserved the ass beating. Matter of fact he deserves worse then a ass beating. He should be hung.

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  • Kevlar21@piefed.social ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    *hanged

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      *Drawn and quartered

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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  • scout10290@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Whoa there. Cooler heads prevail here. He is a terd bag and needs to be prosecuted and thrown in prison when we take our home back at the minimum. But let’s hold off on the rope right now. I’ve seen enough of that shit that it shakes me to my core and I only wish it on the absolute worse of people. He is not that, yet.

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    • Ghyste@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He’s old enough to know what he’s doing and won’t learn a goddamn thing from any sort of punishment. He’ll never experience the punishment he deserves, unfortunately. The rope would be too quick and easy for a shitweasel like this but he will never see it anyway. He’ll be spreading the maga fuckboy cancer for years to come.

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Jesus fucking Christ, I sometimes feel like one of the more violent motherfuckers on here, but advocating for hanging this child is beyond even me.

      Me: Get armed, learn safety and local laws, practice. Fascism is here. It’s here now. Fighting back may end in your personal extinction.

      Mods: BANNED

      Also lemmy: “Hang this punk kid!”

      Mods: Meh. I’ll allow it.

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    • Cocopanda@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Nah. Traitors get what they asked for a short drop and a tight knot.

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  • mean_bean279@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    His online name is “big balls” so he may or may not be hung already.

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    • entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Anyone who feels the need to brag is lacking, IME

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    • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      He ain’t nicknamed for his dick…

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    • halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I see you’ve never heard of any big guys nicknames being Tiny?

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    • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Testicular Torsion is no joke

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• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I cannot believe the state of the country where I have to read bullshit like this.

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  • ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The real horror is that we’re never going back to a non-spectacle government or media state.

    This is how it will be forever until something radically changes the world or we all collectively move onto other interests and stop clicking on these stories.

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• carrylex@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Todays episode of USA is wild:

  Two weeks after 19-year-old Edward Coristine was viciously assaulted during a carjacking in Washington D.C., the White House says it would consider giving the administration official a Presidential Medal of Freedom for his bravery.

  A 15-year-old girl and 15-year-old boy were subsequently arrested and remain in juvenile jail as the investigation continues.

  Nice plot twist by the writers 10/10. Excited for the next episodes of the series.

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• BaroqueInMind@piefed.social ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Imagine if the bullet was just two inches to the right, what kind of utopia we would be living in right now.

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  • TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Someone just as bad would have replaced him. The problem isn’t him specifically, it’s all the people who voted for him.

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    • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah, I wonder sometimes if this is the best case scenario… He’s a genuine idiot that frequently bites the hands that feed. He’s the worst person to lead the GOP.

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    • Uli@sopuli.xyz ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yep, the problem would be worse because he would be a martyr and out of the news enough that his crimes would fade away into history. And a different fascist would lead that group. At least this way, there is some chance a few more people will finally understand he is a thieving pedophile rapist with no intention of ever helping anyone other than himself.

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  • glitch1985@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What bullet?

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  • Smoogs@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    ….you say that as if it wasn’t staged or that there was a bullet to begin with.

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  • ToadOfHypnosis@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That was totally staged.

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  • Takios@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    it was staged

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• ToadOfHypnosis@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Very convenient that Trump‘s justifying martial law with this DOGE guys “attack.” About as convenient as his failed “assassination” attempt.

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  • Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Brb, gonna put a maxi pad on my ear in his honor

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• BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Teenagers beat up Government Staffer BIG BALLS and now BIG BALLS is going to Receive the Highest Presidential Medal for getting BEAT UP by Kids! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

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• johncandy1812@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Staged to bring in the National Guard. Release the files.

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• Aatube@kbin.melroy.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  After talking about his own personal experience with violence in D.C., thanking Leavitt for Trump’s actions and slamming Democrats, Johnson asked if the president would consider Coristine—better known by his online nickname “Big Balls”—for a Presidential Medal of Freedom in view of his “heroic actions just a few blocks from this building.”

  “Perhaps it’s something he would consider,” Leavitt replied.

  You can stop reading now.

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  • cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    🤮

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  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    leavitts necklace cross gets bigger the more she lies.

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If that were the case she wouldn’t be able to carry it much less wear it

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  • griff@lemmings.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nobel Peace Prize for the great & powerful Big Balls!!!

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• W3dd1e@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t believe this story for one second.

  Also that picture is designed to get a reaction. All that blood is from his nose. Not like they cut him up.

  He was as probably talking shit and a child punched him.

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Those kids should be getting medals instead.

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• SabinStargem@lemmy.today ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I wish that Big Balls got spayed. Preferably, with many kicks to the sack.

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  We need a sandbox thing like browsers have but for RL events like these that the current administration dreams up so we can keep the isolated from our actual archives

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  • scout10290@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you’re referring to a separate archiving system that we can add these articles to that if only content like this then I could do that.

    I already have one built that I run internally for my own use.

    I use open source software that we could all use: docs.archivebox.io/v0.6.0/README.html

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• TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m starting to think this guys balls may not actually be big.

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• UltraBlack@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A republican getting beaten by a girl might as well mark the death sentence of their pride

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nah, it’s a win, a woman actually willingly touched him.

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• Whostosay@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Lol for his bravery. That’s not what that word means.

  Also, looks like we’re going to need a new medal if we ever stop this regime

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• Cocopanda@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That kid looks deformed. No wonder he got beat up by a teenager. He’s a pussy ass bitch.

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• Archangel1313@lemmy.ca ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Well…that award effectively means nothing, now.

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  • Tower@lemmy.zip ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That happened when Rush Limbaugh received one. Rest in piss.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Prediction: we learn in a few years that this balls kid is a rare modern castrato.

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• Kissaki@feddit.org ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Was he the one attempting the carjacking or the one being carjacked?

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  • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Being carjacked. I had only seen people saying “good” not actually what happened, so I just looked it up. Seems he and his GF were by their car when “about 10” people jumped them, he pushed her into the car and turned to get his shit rocked, some cops show up and the carjackers run off.

    Not really a big story, that shit happens every day somewhere, but I guess this kid worked for elon or something and is therefore somehow famous, so, reporters.

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• Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A subversion of norms, just more fascist shit. This is to purposefully destroy what the medal means and the words themselves.

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