BaroqueInMind
@BaroqueInMind@piefed.social
- Comment on Please, my son... He's sick... 15 hours ago:
The Elves call it El-galad (starlight ascending). The Orcs call it Sharku Grom (old man cradle).
- Comment on HELLA TITE 2 days ago:
Easy, eat less fiber and more protein. Your shits will feel like they are dilating your asshole to fit an entire Severodvinsk-class submarine.
- Comment on Ubisoft initiates colossal restructure to become a more 'gamer-centric' company 4 days ago:
Yeah that company is cooked. They likely won’t last another decade and are going to make moves to look enticing for a buyout and pad the CEOs golden parachute. Fuck them and their millionaire management who are disconnected from reality and destroyed the careers of many creative people they fired under their feet.
- Comment on My friends are by my side 1 week ago:
Sorry for coming off rude to you, im just frustrated with my own level of stupidity and simply projecting it onto you.
- Comment on My friends are by my side 1 week ago:
Do you not notice the gunk that floats inside the fluid within your eye? There’s no possibility that the cells in your eyes never shed.
It makes sense to me why there are so many obliviously ignorant people in this world; you have this shit inside your eyes, impossible to miss, access to the sum of all human knowledge in your hand, and yet you still must ask for someone to fucking spoon-feed you the information to you.
- Comment on Butter 2 weeks ago:
Fork and spoons are missing eyes, and so is the bowl and plate. Unnaceptavle, OP, delete this shit. /s
- Comment on cr(ule)ime 3 weeks ago:
It’s endearing and entertaining reading the dumb shit you post, though.
- Comment on cr(ule)ime 3 weeks ago:
So block it and move on? No one is forcing you to use this website.
- Comment on What I feel like every fucking time I wake up and read this morning's news of a superpower becoming its worst. 3 weeks ago:
Why dont you start with telling us what you plan on doing?
This will help you know whether you die alone in a ditch from a police sniper or part of a revolutionary protest.
- Comment on I am so scared of nuclear war, how do I cope with it? 3 weeks ago:
Yes you are overreacting. What country do you live in? Is there a military facility next door to you?
- Comment on bad bitch 4 weeks ago:
What a gorgeous bird. Good looking dude!
- Comment on I spent the last year working on the Fediverse. Here's what I've learned. 4 weeks ago:
I can relate. Unfortunately the YouTube algorithm is way too good to compete against; it simply has too much metadata on literally everything to ever come close in any possible way (unless you spend a few million on compute cycles analyzing every aspect of everything that happens on your own instance).
- Comment on I spent the last year working on the Fediverse. Here's what I've learned. 4 weeks ago:
Anyone have a tl;dw?
- Comment on wtf facebook 5 weeks ago:
Can anyone please ID the porn star? Its for my friend conducting research. For scientific project. Extremely important stuff. Thanks.
- Comment on Me scrolling through this community after blocking all the political posts 1 month ago:
Yeah! OP, what the fuck, dude?
- Comment on What is in your pockets? 1 month ago:
I am not, no. Why?
- Comment on What is in your pockets? 1 month ago:
Unless you are detained, physically locked into handcuffs, you can tell any cop to eat your ass instead of emptying your pockets. They have no legal authority to ask this shit unless they arrest you under reasonable suspicions.
- Comment on A rogue object so strange, scientists aren’t sure what to call it. 1 month ago:
Likely a brown dwarf or magnetar
- Comment on When you see Lemmy users trying to be edgy and show their cruelty instead 1 month ago:
I feel personally attacked.
- Comment on Shout out to my engineering homies. 1 month ago:
I’m working on abstract verification of access policies instead
😅 Here’s an article on how that contributes to killing people: https://arxiv.org/html/2508.17043v1
- Comment on No Black Friday deal for loyal/previous customers 1 month ago:
I forgot to renew my license with Proton and lost access to my password vault service they offer. After that bullshit, I never will pay a single dollar to this dogshit company.
They pull shit like this in this meme and somehow the entire internet continues to glaze this companies’ nuts all day like it’s the manifestation of a messiah, almost as if they weren’t a for-profit corporation that only gives a fuck about money.
- Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife? 2 months ago:
What’s the woman’s name? I suspect she is a beard.
- Comment on Why isn't the rest of the world doing anything about the USA? 2 months ago:
Sounding extremely privileged.
Without doxxing yourself, what country are you from to say something like that and be assured you are safe from U.S. influence and shenanigans?
I’m being serious. I want to move away and be safe with you over there.
- Comment on Adulting summed up 2 months ago:
Me IRL.
- Comment on Microsoft's decision to axe Windows 10 is driving Apple PC sales growth — users buy Macs instead of AI PCs despite Microsoft’s push for Copilot+ PCs 2 months ago:
I wish there was an OEM that sells the same build quality/QA/QC as Apple.
- Comment on Youtube can detect VPNs now... the fuck? 2 months ago:
How on iOS?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
The “squirt-off” one is the one that makes me want to remove my parietal lobe.
- Comment on i hunger 3 months ago:
For a second I had to check if I’m in the “itchy eel” german meme lemmy community.
However, i didn’t need to know Deutsche to understand what this meme is saying.
- Comment on Bro 4 months ago:
It would be an honor to be fucked by you, bro(ther).
- Comment on Bro 4 months ago:
What’s the name of the idiot moderator here that hates this word? And why?