chemicalprophet
@chemicalprophet@slrpnk.net
- Comment on Cooking 😋 2 weeks ago:
I read somewhere that if you’re cooking dinner and shit falls behind just start sautéing some onion and it will smell so good people will happily wait and be ready to eat when you are ready to serve, 15-30 minutes.
- Comment on IF YOU TAKE ENOUGH YOU CAN SEE *THE PATTERN* BRO 3 weeks ago:
It’s failing just like real capitalism. Or succeeding I guess…if you’re a sociopath.
- Comment on Macaroni and cheese 1 month ago:
KD bitches
- Comment on They'd just appear out of nowhere 1 month ago:
No, that’s a screenshart. A screenshot is taken by blowing your nose when you have a sinus infection.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Tiny, mincey, chemical castrated balls.
- Comment on Thanks I hate it 2 months ago:
I low key love it.
- Comment on And nothing of value was lost 2 months ago:
See what my Christian God did for you?
- Comment on shrooms 3 months ago:
I gave it on good authority gays love boobs too.
- Comment on Great plan 3 months ago:
You don’t say?!! Is summer an important farming season?
- Comment on Great plan 3 months ago:
Who should tell the farm workers?
- Comment on Nintendo reserves the right to brick your console following "unauthorised use", in bid to prevent piracy 5 months ago:
Fuck tinendo.
- Comment on Sun God 7 months ago:
I mean it would but I’ve known the scale of the universe since i still threw myself birthday parties…lol
- Comment on Before they hired me THIS was part of the process. Had to submit an answer as to what she was holding 8 months ago:
Vuvuzela