chemicalprophet
@chemicalprophet@slrpnk.net
- Comment on Trying to find a messenger bag at Amazon 2 days ago:
That’s what’s driving you away from Amazon?!!
- Comment on 6🤷♀️7 6 days ago:
6 and 7 are factors of 42, so there’s your answer. Science at this level is akin to magick.
- Comment on Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’ 1 week ago:
I’ve been calling it ‘stupid’ for some time and never really get any cogent pushback. Sports!
- Comment on It's OK to just like lemon water. 5 weeks ago:
But please…go on.
- Comment on Did it really used to be common for guys to go to a bar every night like in Cheers or The Simpsons? 1 month ago:
Like…um…what are you doing?
- Comment on Cooking 😋 2 months ago:
I read somewhere that if you’re cooking dinner and shit falls behind just start sautéing some onion and it will smell so good people will happily wait and be ready to eat when you are ready to serve, 15-30 minutes.
- Comment on IF YOU TAKE ENOUGH YOU CAN SEE *THE PATTERN* BRO 2 months ago:
It’s failing just like real capitalism. Or succeeding I guess…if you’re a sociopath.
- Comment on Macaroni and cheese 3 months ago:
KD bitches
- Comment on They'd just appear out of nowhere 3 months ago:
No, that’s a screenshart. A screenshot is taken by blowing your nose when you have a sinus infection.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Tiny, mincey, chemical castrated balls.
- Comment on Thanks I hate it 4 months ago:
I low key love it.
- Comment on And nothing of value was lost 4 months ago:
See what my Christian God did for you?
- Comment on shrooms 5 months ago:
I gave it on good authority gays love boobs too.
- Comment on Great plan 5 months ago:
You don’t say?!! Is summer an important farming season?
- Comment on Great plan 5 months ago:
Who should tell the farm workers?
- Comment on Nintendo reserves the right to brick your console following "unauthorised use", in bid to prevent piracy 7 months ago:
Fuck tinendo.
- Comment on Sun God 9 months ago:
I mean it would but I’ve known the scale of the universe since i still threw myself birthday parties…lol
- Comment on Before they hired me THIS was part of the process. Had to submit an answer as to what she was holding 10 months ago:
Vuvuzela