Even if we were in a simulation, we only exist inside of it and knowledge of whether or not we are “real” doesn’t actually change our interaction with the time and space inside our universe.
IF YOU TAKE ENOUGH YOU CAN SEE *THE PATTERN* BRO
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funkajunk@lemmy.world 46 minutes ago
Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 hours ago
The dmt is do8ng the heavy lifting there.
mudstickmcgee@sh.itjust.works 34 minutes ago
I was just about to say😅 with enough dmt anything is a simulation. Lasers are just for aesthetics
ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 hours ago
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but people, please do not take psychedelics and put lasers near your eyes.
untorquer@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Emphasis on AND. Putting lasers near your eyes is a sober activity.
Patches@ttrpg.network 7 hours ago
Can show you the secrets of the universe using a DMT Pen and…
Anyone else get “Thinking quickly, Dave constructs a homemade megaphone, using only some string, a squirrel, and a megaphone.”
RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
I still think of that scene at least once a month and giggle!
kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Sorry out of the loop here - what’s this a scene from?
redsand@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 hours ago
That’s just a primed and guided trip lol
Transform2942@lemmy.ml 11 hours ago
Didn’t you know? In addition to trains tech bros also invented psychedelics
Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
This guy needs to jack off more.
Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
I think we all need to jack off more. People are wound far too tight these days.
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 10 hours ago
I never needed the laser
crusa187@lemmy.ml 8 hours ago
right?.. just a DMT vape huh?
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 44 minutes ago
I’m old dude, we didn’t have vapes: if you want to meet your higher self you had to use a bong or a pipe
Nikls94@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Dimethyltryptamine. Shit‘s got the TRYP already in the name bro.
Zerush@lemmy.ml 8 hours ago
In our lanoratory I remember an warning sign:
Do not look at the laser with the remaining eye !!
xia@lemmy.sdf.org 5 hours ago
“Let’s see how close I can get the lasers to my eyes without going blind…”
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 12 hours ago
If what we perceive as reality is a simulation the purpose is quite clear, to observe the behavior of overconfident idiots unfettered by the mediating tendencies of a too reasonable reality.
shneancy@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
and honestly, even if it is a simulation, so what? do you have a way to get out? can you even exist outside of it? do you hurt or love any less knowing that? what are you supposed to do about it? give up? lay your simulation body on the simulation dirt and simulation die?
lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 39 minutes ago
Absurdism is your friend. If nothing matters in the long run, if all of existence is absurd, why not enjoy the here and now?
Scubus@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
Roll up a simulation joint and get simulation high
krunklom@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
If it’s a simulation someone must be running it. Maybe we could get their attention somehow.
Praying obviously doesn’t work. Maybe if we all stripped naked and just kind of started getting it on in a giant juicy fuck pile that would get their attention.
And they could make things suck less.
Shanmugha@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Exactly this. Thank you for spelling it out
HyonoKo@lemmy.ml 11 hours ago
Maybe it’s some higher dimensional grad student simulating something to get some plots to add to a poster his postdoc wants him to present at a small time conference somewhere. Our consciousness is just a side effect because he insisted in doing the coding in Haskell.
Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Maybe it’s some kid’s half-assed science project.
forrgott@lemmy.zip 10 hours ago
Your reply kinda reminds me of Thirteenth Floor.
Naz@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
That’s so many nested assumptions, lol:
Assumption table
- Graduate student in academia
- Running a simulation for data
- For a conference
- Haskell
The probability value of all four being true simultaneously approaches ≈0%
Don’t forget the sheer, mind-destroying size of the universe, and its age.
neidu3@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
Well, a friend of mine took acid with a TV that n the room, and ut enabled him to see what was behind the signal, between the scanlines, on the other side of the picture.
It said: LSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSDLSD
Gobbel2000@programming.dev 7 hours ago
Ah, from the picture I thought he would reach us how to read barcodes, but it’s just some boring simulation stuff.
ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 5 hours ago
The word “just” before the words “DMT vape” is doing heavier lifting than a dry dock boat crane
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 hours ago
What do you mean? You can’t source mimosa root in bulk locally? Lol! Clearly not ready to start your own cult. SMH my head
derry@midwest.social 5 hours ago
“Could you see the day? Could you feel your whole world fall apart and fade away?
Get along, get along, Kid Charlemagne Get along, Kid Charlemagne”
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 9 hours ago
Yeah, drugs and looking into lasers will definitely change your brain, no doubt. Dunno if I want advice from someone who does that, tho…
Kintarian@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
I did that with LSD 40 years ago.
whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
zout@fedia.io 10 hours ago
TimewornTraveler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 hours ago
uwu polyester me daddy
Guillotine_Erotica@hexbear.net 8 hours ago
Ever seen vape smoke in lasers… On weeeeeed
Thordros@hexbear.net 5 hours ago
Oh my god, I knew it! He’s crackred the code!!
Nasalstrip@hexbear.net 4 hours ago
Waiter, waiter! More headlines like this please
ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Bro is about to reinvent shamanism
belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org 9 hours ago
Not gonna see much it he keeps putting lasers in his eyes
woodenghost@hexbear.net 11 hours ago
That laser is way too close to his eyes. Anyway, probably just seeing the speckle pattern, which granted, can look really cool and moves with your head as you tilt it.
ladicius@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Is that a curable condition?
toofpic@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Laser eye damage? Not so much
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 10 hours ago
Yeah I can walk you through treatment. We’re just going to need a little DMT
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 9 hours ago
I’ll buy that for a dollar.
wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
Here, you want a mind fuck? I’ll let you have it for free:
Bell’s Theorem: The universe is not locally real (either the speed of light is violable or properties of things do not exist until observed) Light simultaneously takes all paths, and so does everything else if given the right conditions. We just perceive “Location” as a property things have because of probability. “Everything” literally is “Everywhere, All At Once”. The world that we perceive is nothing more or less than a vast ocean of waves within overlapping fields. The interference between the waves, the troughs and crests, are the objects we perceive. Nothing is truly as you see it, even yourself. Also, gravity doesn’t exist. Time just passes slower near massive objects.
That’s the best I can do for ya. First hit’s free.
tomjuggler@lemmy.world 10 minutes ago
Not sure how you can it these days, but I recommend static on a TV over this.