Scubus
@Scubus@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on French revolution 1 day ago:
I volunteer as tribute
- Comment on If I wanted to, hypothetically, guarentee that I shit my pants 2 to 6 hours from now, how should I do it? 5 days ago:
<insert mark as NSFW train copypasta>
- Comment on The power of AI 6 days ago:
The best time was when it saved negative percent by adding a word somewhere
- Comment on Why do we have hands? 2 weeks ago:
But cicadas are like my 3rd least favorite bugs, behind roaches, bedbugs, ticks, mosquitos, and when I forgot to put a minus sign
- Comment on You are in this solar system, but we do not grant you the rank of planet 2 weeks ago:
Our Ceres is perfectly legal
- Comment on isopods are friends 4 weeks ago:
Not venomous or anything, but if it’s the same cave cricket or “spider cricket” we have here then they will also bite the shit out of you.
- Comment on 【KASSO】Japanese Skateboarding TV show (English Subtitles) (13:37) 4 weeks ago:
Japan is wild bro
- Comment on ¡Olé! 5 weeks ago:
Me wavos es mucho grande
- Comment on FF Evangelists 1 month ago:
Yeah tailplugs are awesome
- Comment on This is the way 1 month ago:
Nah, you gotta loop back around. “If it was important, they would’ve called.”
- Comment on shoot for the moon 1 month ago:
A final stage that ejects a gas tank into the cockpit?
- Comment on Will Smith Zombie Game No One Has Heard Of Bombs 1 month ago:
There’s two different endings. In one of them he survives, but accept that he won’t cure the disease because the camps are the next step in human evolution. Also, he realizes his experiments to cure the disease are horrific and he has become a monster.
- Comment on legs to die for 1 month ago:
Ah, but millimeters are 1/1000 of a meter, which means millipedes actually have 1/1000 of a leg /s
- Comment on Snikt 1 month ago:
As others mentioned, he definitely survived. But to add onto that, Deadpool got his healing factor from wolverine, and Deadpool’s whole shtick is that he’s virtually unkillable.
In order to kill either one of them, you have to kill every single one of their cells. For Deadpool at a certain point, even that won’t work, because that happened. He died, then fell in love with the personification of death. That pissed off someone real powerful who then cursed Deadpool with immortality so he can never see his beloved again.
- Comment on Also, does he look disturbingly like your ex-husband? 1 month ago:
Results are shown in reverse order, he started not knowing how to spell it and Google corrected him.
- Comment on Delicious. 2 months ago:
Meh, my preferred method of poisoning children is injecting religion into schooling
- Comment on Congratulations 2 months ago:
The GUI is payed dlc. By having a lot of money, you get a surgeon to install the new eye.
- Comment on thr perfect body 2 months ago:
Hmm, am I attracted to crabs?
- Comment on Outplayed 2 months ago:
Thot
- Comment on How many times will I tell you? 2 months ago:
I always flush, then put the seat down. I picked it up as a habit when we had a dog that would drink the toilet water
- Comment on baby seals!! 2 months ago:
I hate sand.
- Comment on the fuckgraph 3 months ago:
Nah there’s two, one male one female
- Comment on Poseidon why 4 months ago:
Vulnerable yes, sphincterless no
- Comment on what has worked for you to stop getting angry thinking about people who hurt you? 4 months ago:
I think they are? But I am extremely anti-religion so we haven’t discussed it much.
I came to that conclusion on my own though. Our breakup was bad enough to get me diagnosed with PTSD, so I tended to think about her a lot, and come up with my own ideas which i run by my therapist to make sure they’re not monumentally stupid.
- Comment on what has worked for you to stop getting angry thinking about people who hurt you? 4 months ago:
An ex was going out of their way to humiliate me, presumably because they were hurting. I revealed one of their secrets and effectively ruined their social life. Years later after going through shitloads of therapy I realized that despite what they did to me, I still wanted to be friends with them. Unfortunately, due to my actions they no longer want to be friends with me.
- Comment on Just a single one, please! 4 months ago:
Pics or didn’t happen
- Comment on what has worked for you to stop getting angry thinking about people who hurt you? 4 months ago:
I got revenge for them having fucked with me. Unfortunately, once I calmed down I realized that as a result of my actions I had burned a bridge that in retrospect, I’d have rather not burned.
So now I try to think really hard about whether someone deserves the way I treat them.
- Comment on Anon blames his parents for being a loser 4 months ago:
Bruh if your life was dependant on FIFA you lost from day 1
- Comment on My phone's dictionary thinks the word "expanse" only exists as a show title 4 months ago:
That def sounds annoying
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
Meanwhile, I’m seeing a lot of comments that this isn’t normal and it’s giving me some confidence