For your birthday, I give you the gift of having to explain me to Jackie.
Not the time, Marilyn
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aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Oh she knew. Even before they got married everyone warned her that jfk wasn’t suited to monogamy.
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
He was a rich playboy with decently good looks. Monogamy was never in the cards.
medem@lemmy.wtf 6 hours ago
I never believed in conspiracy theories around deaths /murders of prominent people until I watched that video. ‘as seductively as possible’ is actually an understatement, she came short of sucking the mic. If I was JFK’s wife watching that, I would definitely have given her ‘a lesson’.
MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 9 hours ago
Ahhhhhhh politics. Democrats not being able to keep their hands off of young women, Republicans not being able to keep their hands off of young men. Both sides trying to convince everyone they aren’t doing it.
tetris11@feddit.uk 8 hours ago
One side trying to fuck the working poor, the other side trying to help the working poor whilst fucking themselves at the same time.
(It’s not the same, is what I’m getting at)
MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 8 hours ago
You don’t think touching someone who isn’t your spouse isn’t the same regardless of what political party you’re a part of? Seems odd. Call me old fashioned but infidelity is infidelity regardless.
handsoffmydata@lemmy.zip 10 hours ago
::Skyler White enters the chat::
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Wait. Did Vince Gilligan add that one awkward scene (with Skyler doing the thing from the meme) to secretly imply that Marilyn Monroe ordered the hit on JFK?
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 hours ago
Happy birthday,… Mr. President…
Bonus@sopuli.xyz 11 hours ago
Bitch, my family’s here.
—Dave Chappelle
kandoh@reddthat.com 1 hour ago
Careful with those barbituates