I never believed in conspiracy theories around deaths /murders of prominent people until I watched that video. ‘as seductively as possible’ is actually an understatement, she came short of sucking the mic. If I was JFK’s wife watching that, I would definitely have given her ‘a lesson’.
Not the time, Marilyn
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medem@lemmy.wtf 1 month ago
handsoffmydata@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
::Skyler White enters the chat::
MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 1 month ago
Ahhhhhhh politics. Democrats not being able to keep their hands off of young women, Republicans not being able to keep their hands off of young men. Both sides trying to convince everyone they aren’t doing it.
tetris11@feddit.uk 1 month ago
One side trying to fuck the working poor, the other side trying to help the working poor whilst fucking themselves at the same time.
(It’s not the same, is what I’m getting at)
imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
While it is clear which side is less worse over the other one, I’d really argue that that one side that is not trying to fuck working poor is trying to help them. At best, they do bare minimum. In case they would really try and help working class and give them security, many things in USA would differ from what they are today.
MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 1 month ago
You don’t think touching someone who isn’t your spouse isn’t the same regardless of what political party you’re a part of? Seems odd. Call me old fashioned but infidelity is infidelity regardless.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wait. Did Vince Gilligan add that one awkward scene (with Skyler doing the thing from the meme) to secretly imply that Marilyn Monroe ordered the hit on JFK?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Maybe Marylin was his one exception. Like he and Jackie had a deal where he could hook up with Marylin and she could hook up with Burt Reynolds.l and it wouldn’t count against them. 🤷♂️
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Happy birthday,… Mr. President…
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Bubba was at the white house for krasnov’s bday?
kandoh@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Careful with those barbituates
Bonus@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Bitch, my family’s here.
—Dave Chappelle
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
For your birthday, I give you the gift of having to explain me to Jackie.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh she knew. Even before they got married everyone warned her that jfk wasn’t suited to monogamy.
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
He was a rich playboy with decently good looks. Monogamy was never in the cards.