HeyThisIsntTheYMCA

@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have to be knowledgeable about a particular superstition in order to sign in to access a government form⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  that’s such a capricorn thing to say

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mom wasn't always right⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  yeah but they expect their finance dude to wear business casual or fancies. sucks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mom wasn't always right⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  we had to put signs up around one office I worked at warning when clients would be dropping by, because half of the back office worked in pajamas most days

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blizzard is delisting the OG Warcrafts from GOG, but GOG says it's gonna preserve them forever anyway, hands out a discount, and announces new policy for its preservation program to boot⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  get a job as their janitor under a false identity. shit inside their offices.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UKJobs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Time to ask the boss for some unscented candles

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Causes of Death in London (1623)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I can speculate: Tumor or abscess pushing on the sciatic nerve? Horrible, unending back pain so they killed themselves? The cure being worse than the disease? I only know a bit about 17th century medicine, just that they lack a lot of medical technology and knowledge we take for granted. I mean they figured out hand washing in the 19th century.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Causes of Death in London (1623)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks. I have so many questions about some of these. Cut of the stone, king’s evil, Planet, rising of the lights, teeth… I’m mostly curious what king’s evil is in this context. Gonna go look.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DnD⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Legit. My dm in middle school let me make a character with a custom species, and it was more than a little unbalanced (because I was in middle school and thought victory was the only thing you played for). After two sessions we gave the character an ignominious death and I brought in something out of an official sourcebook.

  Half of the fun in TTRPGs is fucking up and having to figure out a way around it. Take all of the risk out of the die roll and you might as well not roll at all. Use a different system.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i am immortal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder who would win in a fight. A bunch of tardigrades or a pile of yeast.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mama's special boy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Heretic! The Panssiah will grind your bones to dust and then use the dust in their soup.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just saw this in a supermarket and I am now very upset and angry at whoever thought of such a thing and you need to feel my pain.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  so you bought it and tried it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨back to the ocean we go⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ugly, ugly giant bags of mostly water.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨back to the ocean we go⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  🦀🦀🦀

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨don't be a coward⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Elephant trunks are bigger than human hands.

  See it’s not that hard

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨don't be a coward⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So the crabs don’t talk to you either

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is an upgraded T450, T14, or Framework a better laptop for a clumsy dev?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  i don’t know much, but I like framework

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dead internet theory⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  we had memes in the 90s? I thought we were just fucking around with emoticons back then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reversed roles⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  you don’t have to be gluten free to have children. just skip the breaded and fried ones.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fashion is cyclical⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Well now I gotta go change.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brazilian's impression on the united states(i have never been there and this is based on nothing)⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  there’s a few of us out west I guess. alls I know is I descend from hillfolk on three sides, I’m not sure what that makes me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thought-provoking⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  y’all need a good cook named Jesus in your lives. you get to thank Jesus personally and also swap baking tips.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Prisoner's Trolley Problemma⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m assuming they’ll try to miss the cow catcher but I get that’s not a fair assumption to make all the time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MUSSTTTARRRRRRD⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Jack Hartmann might be my wife’s nemesis.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MUSSTTTARRRRRRD⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It took 272 times in a row to get it right. That’s what we call woodshedding.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Prisoner's Trolley Problemma⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  amputee representation. don’t make it weird.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Prisoner's Trolley Problemma⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  something something about conservation of momentum, them jumping off speeds up the trolley

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Prisoner's Trolley Problemma⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  cut the trolley in half, give one half to each of the thirds of the hot cousin

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Prisoner's Trolley Problemma⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  nah you forgot my solution of also lying down on the track and daring the trolley to switch the track itself

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Prisoner's Trolley Problemma⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yell to the other lever dude that I’m not pulling the lever but fuck those beige dudes, hope they can’t tell i’m lying, run and lay down with the beige dudes, and if I’m lucky they pull their lever too and we get maximum carnage. If lever dude suspects I’m lying and insane, and thus doesn’t pull their lever, at least I won’t have to answer my loved ones’ questions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why is my whisky evaporating?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You got kids?