HeyThisIsntTheYMCA

@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  y…yes. I would like a free SSD with my game please. That sounds like the best promotional deal.

  I don’t even want GTA6 but i’d buy the fuck out of that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  nah, if it’s good enough I’ll give 'em $5.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve lent friends games, so you tell me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  yeah, the disk is essentially the DLC key for the console

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  they should want the secondhand market for exactly the reasons @A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world described. a secondhand sale leading to future sales leads to subscriptions. the secondhand market isn’t cutting into their profits, it’s free advertising.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  i’m fortunate to have some friends who are close enough we trust each other to lend consoles. we tend to swap the nintendo/playstation for about a month a year so we can catch up on whatever we missed the most (and we’ve bought each other games just so we can play them, it’s cute)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  if it doesn’t have a disc, i won’t pay more than $5 for it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's never wrong⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  yeah, my sleep paralysis demon looks more like Cousin Itt (without the hat) and gets arms as the occasion warrants (stealing things, making tea, i’m trying to remember. we’ve spent some time together but it’s been a while)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's never wrong⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  you asked the wrong scat man. Mr. Jarreau scats way better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wise⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  a bard wears donuts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wise⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  legitimately not all of ours do either

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keep off the sofa⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  have you seen how his clothes fit? that’s not a nice jacket. men’s wearhouse at best.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keep off the sofa⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  dude that was just to get us stoners on board

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keep off the sofa⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  can you believe krasnov? has to sit on both his jacket and his pants to not get pants stains on white couches? THE SHAME!

  yeah this feels real tan suity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keep off the sofa⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  well i eat a lot of garlic, and all i know is the dude at the pharmacy with the vampire sticker on his nametag seems a little afraid of me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keep off the sofa⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  a new couch for one guest?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One can dream⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not going to say I play to many video games (can you read too many books? Watch too many movies? Eat too many hoagies?) but the home ownership gave it away a little over hatoful boyfriend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One can dream⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  skyrim probs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Police have finally released a sketch of the main suspect accused of defacing the reflecting pool.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  JOHN BARRON IT WAS YOU

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sound of silence⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  aww, did you get an alt that needs to be blocked too?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Upgrade⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  i just realized that my second girlfriend had the same nose as the statue of liberty (left). she was strange enough to make a mark on our social group. i recognize now she was either trying to make me jealous, but she may have been angling for a polycule with her and me and my buddy Shitass Ryan (she wanted the three of us to move into an apartment in… I think it was Dublin (California) for some reason. None of us lived in Dublin. They have a great gas station, or had. Last time I stopped by, for the first time in 25 years they had an out of order bathroom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemme live⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  nah it’s gotta be one on each arm to scare away crows, right

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemme live⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  nah it’s gotta be one on each arm to help swim, right

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemme live⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  blarghly. dude. i thought we knew each other better than that. i only shave my legs when i have to put lotion on them, because three inches of hair absorbs and wastes a lot of lotion.

  i also don’t have cutoffs because i don’t like wearing shorts, but that’s a whole different story.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemme live⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  so like. that’s a memory i didn’t need back. when i ran cross country, there was a pervert who would bike by during practice. he would wear daisy duke cutoffs. and his balls would be hanging out most of the time. we were children. and the coaches (adults) watched every day and did jack shit about it. so that’s a fuuuuun memory to remember.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sound of silence⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  okay i’m sick of educating autistic teenagers on how society works. have fun

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sound of silence⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  i’m curious exactly how in this scenario, you failed to realize it’s dangerous to wear headphones on a bicycle. but you know, my life is worth so much less than yours obviously.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sound of silence⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  i mean, you don’t want to be “raped”. that seems to be other option

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sound of silence⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  so since you are assuming rape (wow dude, go fuck yourself) let me tell you the purpose of my music. it’s so dipshits like you get out of the way or get hit by 350 pound at 25 miles per hour. when i see you in the distance, i’ll turn it off because you consider noise rape

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Upgrade⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean if we were in a postscarcity society and could afford to waste the money on defacing cherished art and international treasures, I’d get my face, a fuller beard (I’ve got this one patch that won’t grow), a huge rack and a tail like a man o war