HeyThisIsntTheYMCA

@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨when my ex's dad told him this, this is unironically what i thought about⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  mine! empanadas are delicious

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wife changing money⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  that is exactly what everyone who is lucky says.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never fall asleep first!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  doesn’t work if they’re wearing a diaper

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deal with it, Libby.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  psh what are you talking about it’s only 4% this month

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨thinking outside the box⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  isn’t all rock climbing any%? with 100% you have to hit all the handholds and fuck no

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨thinking outside the box⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  tell us you’re a bottom without telling us you’re a bottom

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nothing is funnier than The Onion taking over Infowars and making rainbow merchandise.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  both. libel is print, slander is speech, he did both. some jurisdictions have rolled both crimes into slander to stop confusing the public.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nothing is funnier than The Onion taking over Infowars and making rainbow merchandise.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  they approve anything they’ve been drinking bud all day

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wife changing money⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  a lot of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wife changing money⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  currency investors do exist. i know a dude who had more money than god and thought “huh, well let’s see” and now has more money than two gods because the fuck is lucky.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sundress with no bra or panties on in Phu Quoc >>>>⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  >.>

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And Taylor Swift, but not Liza Minelli (she is eternal)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  the faintest notion that crabs are some singularly ideal male body body form is just a runaway shitpost.

  What about that sounds like something I wouldn’t want to start a cult about?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bzzz Bzzz went the fish

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is lemmy. It’s not like we need a special time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  angry, well I’m not sure whether my morality gland, my hedonism gland, or my good writing gland is more offended but whichever it is it’s making angry noises

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dont do it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And teeth. They’re full of teeth

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dont do it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Seriously just gotta give the crackheads a slingshot, some rags and a bucket of paint and that dog is blind

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dont do it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that where the cat distribution system stores them before giving them to cars? It’s way too complicated for me to understand

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dont do it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t fire them until after you’ve taken the ram

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dont do it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So an airlock?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Literally shitposting⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hrmmm 🤔⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  AI just isn’t capable of doing faces. if it were, you’d see faces.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hrmmm 🤔⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  only 7 years to save for a house? well maybe i guess if you don’t have major emergencies. i’m going to go laugh madly in the corner now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And toxic in large amounts!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  hell yeah. i also make a damn fine snickerdoodle ice cream

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And toxic in large amounts!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  no my sons name is also tomenzgg

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And toxic in large amounts!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  and prosthetic testicle

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get in the AI cube⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  so where do we sign up?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get in the AI cube⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What kind of nutrient paste will I get in the pod? Horse or better?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get in the AI cube⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t like it and I don’t want it