HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
- Comment on the field of frolickology is very vast 8 hours ago:
Is keepupology under physics, engineering, mathematics, philosophy, sociology, or spoken Finnish?
- Comment on Gelatine 8 hours ago:
No I’m eating gummy worms and it’s making me hungrier
- Comment on Gelatine 8 hours ago:
Sometimes you miss the taste of hooves, but I’m with you
- Comment on Andrea please 1 day ago:
Burma shave
- Comment on All downhill from there 1 day ago:
i’ve got the vim half, do i want to understand the kink half? I’m trying to figure out whether to devote brainpower to figuring this out because, uh, yeah there’s some things i regret learning.
- Comment on All downhill from there 2 days ago:
are romans just vampires is that how latin works
- Comment on Car crashes have killed and seriously injured roughly the same number of people as shootings in Chicago this year. Only one of these things is treated as a safety crisis in the media 2 days ago:
all the auto body shops in town are on the same road. they lobbied city hall to have the intersection out front changed so now there’s two, three fender benders a day there.
- Comment on Oatmeal 2 days ago:
that’s good because he’s been promoted to admiral and is on the nimitz
- Comment on Oatmeal 2 days ago:
Esquite (i am too lazy to put the accents in right now)
- Comment on Fun!!!! :) 2 days ago:
have you considered burying your prank in the transpacific garbage patch?
- Comment on Car crashes have killed and seriously injured roughly the same number of people as shootings in Chicago this year. Only one of these things is treated as a safety crisis in the media 2 days ago:
- Comment on All downhill from there 2 days ago:
They’re still on my list are they good
- Comment on All downhill from there 2 days ago:
I went on a hike and a coyote started hunting me on the last mile back to the car. I carry at least a large stick when I hike now.
- Comment on All downhill from there 2 days ago:
For some reason I read that as vomitiform (I bet I know how they fought)
- Comment on Anon describes experience 3 days ago:
Farnsworthian = exactly 3
- Comment on Lick it. 3 days ago:
Part of me wants to amend mine to “Garbage In” and “Garbage Out”, but my wife and I are both good cooks and I don’t want to imply that about our leftovers.
- Comment on Technology is enhancing our lives every day 3 days ago:
please we all know gramps had teats like zeppelins
- Comment on Founder of Arkane Studios: "I think Gamepass is an unsustainable model that has been increasingly damaging the industry for a decade"; impacts sales 3 days ago:
i get the feeling gamepass gives you access to the library of games that my library has. fantastic if your library doesn’t have video games or you have difficulty getting out of the house, but i love my local library
- Comment on Founder of Arkane Studios: "I think Gamepass is an unsustainable model that has been increasingly damaging the industry for a decade"; impacts sales 3 days ago:
you spend more time looking up which service has the thing you want to watch
justwatch is pretty reliable and can save you tens of hours on your search apparently
- Comment on Welcome to petty lane 3 days ago:
what the hells a ɘɔnɒlυdmɒ
- Comment on Welcome to petty lane 3 days ago:
same on I10
- Comment on Welcome to petty lane 3 days ago:
nah, it just gets them to slow to 20 over the limit here
- Comment on Welcome to petty lane 3 days ago:
20 over the speed limit? that’s ridiculous no one should be driving over 25
- Comment on Welcome to petty lane 3 days ago:
that’s pretty expensive for 250 lumens. i can get 500 for a third the price.
- Comment on Welcome to petty lane 3 days ago:
yeah i was gonna say. they enforced the no texting law for maybe a year here, then they just started using “I thought I saw them texting” as probable cause to pull over anyone they wanted.
- Comment on Welcome to petty lane 3 days ago:
people in my region have been shot at for flashing their lights at someone to tell them their lights were off. that’s why i think escalating a scenario where one or both of you are wielding/controlling deadly weapons/machinery is the only way to go.
- Comment on Lick it. 3 days ago:
just get a magnet that says IN and put it on the fridge, and a vinyl sticker that says OUT to put on the shitter
- Comment on Lick it. 3 days ago:
my gram had a crosssstitch that said “if you sprinkle / when you tinkle / be a sweetie / wipe the seatie”
- Comment on DIY 4th of July 4 days ago:
try it in your neighbor’s backyard, the one without a camera? there. for deniability.
- Comment on Yellow from the egg! 4 days ago:
my flavor is fine, i’m just very grainy and mealy.
