HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
- Comment on Whales are Chinese 5 hours ago:
Yeah it’s complete nonsense. Obviously Chinese people are whales and had to march alongside the noble syphilis koala from Ararat to China (and then the syphilis koalas to Oz) after Noah parted the ocean. Sorry, I never really paid attention in Bibble class
- Comment on Whales are Chinese 6 hours ago:
That’s nonsense, Whale Tsu is just in your imagination and even if he wasn’t he wouldn’t krill you.
- Comment on why is it never the 'close friend' who gets shit on? 8 hours ago:
Nah it’s more showing off it’s butthole
- Comment on why is it never the 'close friend' who gets shit on? 15 hours ago:
Dude my sister from another mister Shania (real name idgaf) was one of the bros before I was one of the bros. And we’re not talking trans anything, my bros are very anticonformist.
- Comment on why is it never the 'close friend' who gets shit on? 15 hours ago:
Every time I am betrayed I get another tattoo
Their souls scream to be free of my flesh prison. MORE. SOULS.
- Comment on why is it never the 'close friend' who gets shit on? 15 hours ago:
Was her name Krista because I have lived a life
- Comment on why is it never the 'close friend' who gets shit on? 15 hours ago:
I have one piece of capital A art. It’s a watercolor of the Y in South lake Tahoe (you know the intersection) and it also looks like a dog living its best life. Some famous dude painted it for gran for saving his life. Now it’s mine!
If you don’t know the area, it just looks like splotches. Or a dog licking its balls. But if you know the area, those few streaks of ink evoke home.
- Comment on why is it never the 'close friend' who gets shit on? 15 hours ago:
I don’t dress for other people why would I get tattoos for them?
- Comment on It's been almost a decade and it still feels like I'm committing a crime 16 hours ago:
it’s the law, potate
- Comment on It's been almost a decade and it still feels like I'm committing a crime 17 hours ago:
do canadian airplanes have hotboxes you can rent? because if not, there’s a business proposal.
- Comment on No work 17 hours ago:
do not try this folks you need so much ice water
- Comment on it's on the wrong floor 2 days ago:
The floor also comes with free choice of topping
- Comment on it's on the wrong floor 2 days ago:
Just thinking about it makes my bladder queasy
- Comment on Factorio 2.1 will be the last major update as Wube Software are moving on 2 days ago:
Are these things I am going to pick up as I learn the game or do I need to deep dive into the meta
- Comment on Factorio 2.1 will be the last major update as Wube Software are moving on 2 days ago:
Satisfactory just went on sale on my steam too. I’m too caught up in other games tho. Like, I’m trying to convince myself to go to sleep and not stay up all night fighting space pirates in NMS but that just sounds like more fun than sleep.
- Comment on Yall are missing out 2 days ago:
Dude that’s not cool phones have just as much right as you and me to get married now that they’re all chatbots
- Comment on Yall are missing out 2 days ago:
Is that the deep? Did a season I don’t know about come out?
- Comment on Yall are missing out 2 days ago:
You would oscillate the nozzle
- Comment on Yall are missing out 2 days ago:
Dude, calmoseptine and ilex. Those are your friends.
- Comment on Yall are missing out 2 days ago:
Look do you want to learn to drive or not
- Comment on Yall are missing out 2 days ago:
I went fancy. Got an expensive sixty dollar one like, twenty years ago. I fucking love that shower head it’s followed me through at least five moves.
- Comment on 2 days ago:
Not big enough for my ego
- Comment on 2 days ago:
I try to tell my wife to pronounce it P’Y’all.up. She keeps adding extra vowels and syllables.
- Comment on 2 days ago:
I’m pretending he had nonunion latino equivalent like Flanders just roll with it
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Next time I’m up near snoqualmie (got some family in Puyallup no don’t try to say it) I might take that train. It sounds fun. We’ve got the Napa Wine Train here but that’s more of a drinking + trains day. - Comment on Conservative values 2 days ago:
I’m the immortal words of that die who died by crushing: more. Teeth.
- Comment on Conservative values 2 days ago:
Ooo I love lamp
- Comment on Conservative values 2 days ago:
Dude I am so opening a drag club just so I can pay people out of the gayroll department and they have Dick Fiasco to blame. They’d love that.
- Comment on Conservative values 2 days ago:
Yeah but if you’re talking Linux they’re already techy enough to get the joke
- Comment on Conservative values 2 days ago:
Your mom kept dad’s skull too?
- Comment on Conservative values 2 days ago:
We splitting hairs but merely drawing comics does not make someone an artist.
Almost every webcomic artist I’ve ever met is a godsdamned fucking artist, I want to be clear.
One could pretty successfully argue that evoking such strong emotion out of his shitty comics makes them art, but it’s convoluted and I’m not an expert in outsider art despite being a practitioner
