HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
- Comment on California father arrested after repainting crosswalk, adding stop signs near children’s park 3 hours ago:
hey that’s cheating. that was how i crossed busy streets when i was walking home from undergrad.
i had a bright neon painted metal water bottle. I would raise it and make eye contact. just like that. like, this is mine, but it can be yours. you don’t know if it weighs an ounce or 5 pounds. stops traffic remarkably well, especially considering the law and the sign everyone ignored right above my head said “stop for pedestrians”.
yes, i did have a death wish you don’t need to ask. living in utah does that to you when you’ve seen life on the outside.
- Comment on Anon takes a writing workshop 5 hours ago:
like not cheap sand tho you ever get that real expensive sand?
- Comment on Spiders 17 hours ago:
Lemur king
- Comment on Basic geography 17 hours ago:
did I stutter?
- Comment on I was with "it" once, then they changed what "it" was... 17 hours ago:
I won’t stand her for this grandpa slander I got a comfy chair. Get 'em Corporal Pies!
- Comment on I was with "it" once, then they changed what "it" was... 18 hours ago:
- Comment on I was with "it" once, then they changed what "it" was... 18 hours ago:
Yeah Costco
Image - Comment on The original Lemmy shitpost 22 hours ago:
yeah but then there won’t be appropriate structural support for a dragon with a fat ass to have a tail you can swing around like a feather boa for 27 years they been doing it now.
- Comment on The original Lemmy shitpost 22 hours ago:
yes
- Comment on "Summer 2026 is going to be amazing".. World Leaders: 23 hours ago:
Oh i plan to a little bit of everywhere at the same time how about you?
- Comment on Basic geography 23 hours ago:
i mean now you don’t have to say it anymore
- Comment on Real talk 1 day ago:
Also I depicted Cool hats
- Comment on I was with "it" once, then they changed what "it" was... 1 day ago:
You know what? I realized I was seeing enough of the same faces I stopped to say hi to a few of them one day and it turns out i did know a few of them (and one of them had been following my music since like, high school. that’s terrifying). also made a few new friends. living in texas rubbed off on me i guess.
- Comment on I was with "it" once, then they changed what "it" was... 1 day ago:
- Comment on I was with "it" once, then they changed what "it" was... 1 day ago:
- Comment on Schrodinger's Precious 1 day ago:
YOU HEAR IT TOO
oh gods. i’m going to ask my wife if it’s coming out my teeth
Image - Comment on Basic geography 1 day ago:
used to mean transmission
- Comment on Schrodinger's Precious 1 day ago:
oh god you just made me write the stupidest nerdiest song about schroedinger in about half a second and the chorus goes “and he’s got boxes and boxes and boxes of cats/ yeah he’s got boxes and boxes and boxes of cats” i feel so ashamed
- Comment on Schrodinger's Precious 1 day ago:
it’s meant to keep schroedinger away
- Comment on Schrodinger's Precious 1 day ago:
am i a qualified observer?
- Comment on Basic geography 1 day ago:
i will admit i miss being able to use the word around the auto shop. since i’m not around the auto shop i don’t have much opportunity anyways and i’d rather let everyone feel comfortable in the space.
you can pry jenny from my cold dead lexicon tho
- Comment on Basic geography 1 day ago:
- Comment on It works better if you put it in your mouth first. 1 day ago:
why do i feel like Radioactive Buttplug is both already a band and an approved medical device
- Comment on who said satire is dead 1 day ago:
- Comment on Schrodinger's Precious 1 day ago:
is the cat a qualifed observer>
- Comment on cleanliness is next to godliness that’s why i always swallow🫶 1 day ago:
i think i’ve seen this chapter of one punch man
- Comment on stop hiding in there 1 day ago:
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- Comment on who said satire is dead 1 day ago:
they might both be? it’s been a while and I smoke a lot of weed
- Comment on who said satire is dead 1 day ago:
my fit must be well fissed or so help me deer jesus i will be back with the whole squad of clown divas
