HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
- Comment on nothing really matters 13 hours ago:
She had just gotten engaged when I met her, and she was my best friend in grad school. Unless I have her absolutely confused for someone else.
- Comment on cool 15 hours ago:
No cap
- Comment on there is a special place in hell for these scientists 15 hours ago:
Nah I prefer wetware. This should heebie your jeebies
- Comment on there is a special place in hell for these scientists 15 hours ago:
Can they run console commands?
- Comment on An identification key 15 hours ago:
Try to give dinosaurs the clap!
- Comment on nothing really matters 23 hours ago:
yes, and i know where she’s been up until 2015. i could go full stalker and find her and her husband, but meh.
- Comment on nothing really matters 23 hours ago:
nah, drifted apart in 2012
- Comment on An identification key 1 day ago:
diplofocus is the paleoptometrist
- Comment on An identification key 1 day ago:
how do we know the diplodocus did not cause gonorrhea? what if it was like a giant koala?
- Comment on Good for meeting your FDA required minimum! 1 day ago:
i have not given you my pgp key, thus you cannot be gregnant. it must be dave’s baby
- Comment on That's why I say hey man, nice shot 1 day ago:
yeah, there are events that cause you to lose your sense of shame. I am confident krasnov has been through at least one of them, given the behavior he has displayed and the level of wealth he was born into.
- Comment on Looks fine to me 1 day ago:
Crisco de Redentor
- Comment on Looks fine to me 1 day ago:
hold on i’ve got a clay mask i made in middle school that looks JUST LIKE THAT
- Comment on nothing really matters 1 day ago:
there are so many different grains of rice why limit yourself to one
- Comment on nothing really matters 1 day ago:
i do almost exclusively jasmine (i can’t find basmati at the discount grocer i use and it’s close enough) and 1.5:1 is right for jasmine. add a T of fat (we like olive oil) and 1/2 t of salt per C of rice and you’ll get a great result.
i’ve been trying to figure out a good garlic rice, and so far i’ve just been adding a bulb’s worth of garlic cloves, sliced. it’s not garlicky enough. i have also tried sauteing the garlic in butter and using the butter for the fat, then adding the garlic cloves. it’s better, but i am lazier than that. I’ll figure it out one of these days
- Comment on nothing really matters 1 day ago:
woah, i went to school with her.
- Comment on Americans: How the hell do you meet new people or get into relationships after college? 1 day ago:
Fuck if I know. I volunteer. I joined a community choir. I am mildly social at the coffee shop. There’s a local bar/restaurant with picnic table seating and the culture is you can talk with anyone you are seated by as long as you’re civil. People still go to churches. There’s PTAs and stuff for your kids. Just a few ideas.
- Comment on havent had it since friday🫠 1 day ago:
Only one? I’ll get some water first
- Comment on havent had it since friday🫠 1 day ago:
No. My lawn needs admiring. Get off it.
- Comment on havent had it since friday🫠 1 day ago:
- Comment on havent had it since friday🫠 1 day ago:
Corny? We’re on radishes
- Comment on An old excuse 1 day ago:
Yes he would. Hell is where the cool kids go. Are you asserting saddam is cool enough to hang out with genghis khan, liberace and Satan? I think not.
- Comment on Be a hero 2 days ago:
Yaaaaaay
- Comment on Be a hero 2 days ago:
Pocket full of bellybuttons was a nice touch
- Comment on Be a hero 2 days ago:
Uh what do I win
- Comment on psssst 2 days ago:
IT IS FRILLY AND PINK
- Comment on calm down in the gulf guys i need to see my bf 2 days ago:
Shouldn’t this be on the fence memes comm
- Comment on The list is realistically so much longer. 2 days ago:
Especially when you’re all stopped up
- Comment on Missing Letter 2 days ago:
Oh I never graduated :p
- Comment on McDonald’s CEO’s awkward taste test sparks mocking online: ‘His aura screams kale salad’ 2 days ago:
there are a few worse regional chains, but national chains yeah
