HeyThisIsntTheYMCA

@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AT&T's CTO tells his US team there won't be 'one-for-one seating' upon the return to 5 days in office — read the memo⁩ ⁨⁨52⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  “not enough of you quit when we tried to get you to with this RTO bullshit, so half of you have to stand”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just because you're a slob at home do you have to be an inconsiderate slob in public⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  right there are no freaks in any other country’s public transit. that’s why they had to implement women’s only cars.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just because you're a slob at home do you have to be an inconsiderate slob in public⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  the vast, vast majority of civilized people either never take public transit or are constantly disappointed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just because you're a slob at home do you have to be an inconsiderate slob in public⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  they’re a freak AND a slob.

  you’re riding public transit and expecting people not to be a little freaky?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this is canon penis lore⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  keep it down i’m inside a cognito

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can feel it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  it’s probably dropsy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do spam calls "I wanna buy your house" ever work? Has anyone ever sold their house like that?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  when i looked up Steve (20 years ago) he was 30 years older than me. I’m not exactly a spring chicken here either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Walmart employees are now wearing body cameras in some U.S. stores⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And to think that they trust customers enough to be their own cashier, yet treat them like criminals while they shop, is madness.

  This here’s the primary reason I shop there as little as possible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how do I become the dullest, most boring coworker so this needy man leaves me alone?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you lactose intolerant? Can you fighter or the ideal amount of milk to drink such that you get the death toots but not the vanilla sharts? Next time he stops by, send him a stinky. A really foul one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this is canon penis lore⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I get 15-20 because I pee a sugar syrup with a little urine in it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why did people in the 90s/early 00s say that the internet "couldn't be taken down"?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  yeah i miss geocities too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why did people in the 90s/early 00s say that the internet "couldn't be taken down"?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  now i find out why the power went out today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do spam calls "I wanna buy your house" ever work? Has anyone ever sold their house like that?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been getting it for 20 years. Some fart across town used my number on a loan application. Since then, I get a bunch of spam for “Steve”. Funny enough I said yes to the last text asking me to sell Steve’s property. He seems to have corrected the error somewhat because my Steve spam has gone down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I know someone who charges for that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it ethical for a parent to distribute inheritance based on the child(ren)'s mental capacity (aka refusing to give an inheritance to child(ren) with reduced mental capacity)?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You set up a trust (in the US they have a specific trust structure for disabled adults) and shield the beneficiary from the consequences of appearing to receive a disqualifying windfall.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TW: suicide⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I had a friend with a lake house, and it was five stories from the deck to the lake. We spent about an hour jumping off, running up the stairs and jumping again.

  You’d think it would have helped my call of the void, especially around heights, but it made it worse. Ah well, it was fun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wallace & Gromit fans appalled by the AI upscaling on new 4K UHD release⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Who is buying media nowadays besides enthusiasts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Need those unit conversions⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  how dare you. We do not sell our elders

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a white hat hacker⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Just the same method I employ when people want refunds

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Warning⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I dunno how big a fish?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CHEESE⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ice Cube tells Bill Maher that the CIA invented Hip Hop⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  having read briefly, I can believe the story, but I don’t believe they’re fbi or cia. just rich white dudes that easily get confused for fbi or cia because they wear too many suits.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I washed my black underwear and now one of my black socks looks brownish on one side. How do I return the sock to its original black?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  rit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Borderlands 4 - Official First Look | The Game Awards 2024⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  why does that imagery at the beginning say to me “none of you asked for this but you’re getting it anyways”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some disabled workers are making pennies per hour. Will that change under Trump?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Personally the fairest way is after something like an extra couple hundred a month, every dollar earned just reduces benefits by a dollar

  I’d agree with you, but being disabled is at least twice as expensive as not and those expenses don’t go away just because you earned the dollar yourself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some disabled workers are making pennies per hour. Will that change under Trump?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  have had similar conversations with conservatives, so you can’t pretend this isn’t a widespread view in the states.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how badly could a pelican fuck me up in a fight?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  right punch the pelican in the face with another pelican. that’s how you win

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Those poor kids⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  and have better cheese

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How was trying to get a job different THEN vs NOW⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  that was my experience graduating college

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Getting older sucks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  i had to use silk