HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
- Comment on Can also ask your mom 6 hours ago:
I cannot play this record, it is scratched
- Comment on When you die in a video game... 9 hours ago:
- Comment on Brb, gomna sample some sci-fi 9 hours ago:
I wanna know more about their […] sex
you’re a lil freaky, aren’t you parsnip
- Comment on as good as new 10 hours ago:
it’s been the weirdest few months, but today is pretty good! how are you?
- Comment on Bisexuality released in 1995 and the devs still haven't dropped an update 19 hours ago:
we’re called henchbacks and it’s a perfectly normal deformity
- Comment on Bisexuality released in 1995 and the devs still haven't dropped an update 19 hours ago:
- Comment on Grilled is the best 19 hours ago:
yeah i miss surge too
- Comment on as good as new 20 hours ago:
Colonoscopy prep night?
- Comment on I'll wait 20 hours ago:
Lord Bitey of the Fuzzy Realms
- Comment on Too handsome 21 hours ago:
- Comment on Sacre blu 1 day ago:
yeah who are these vegans they’re interviewing
- Comment on el tigre 1 day ago:
you have to be the right kind of zoowarden. my friend who works with the elephants never gets to bring any cool animals home. a friend lived next door to the big cat lady and she brought home a cub any time they had one.
- Comment on Wake up, liberal 1 day ago:
I once went to a city council meeting in Utah. The city’s engineer was giving a report on traffic projections if they installed a stoplight in the place of a stop sign. He was very explicit that he was giving estimates of the most traffic that the intersection should see under the proposed change. He was calling them conservative estimates because they were good estimates, and if he (accurately) called them liberal estimates the estimates would be rejected as faulty. Because folk in Utah apparently can’t comprehend a language where ‘liberal’ has a nonpolitical, nonobscene meaning. So the liberal estimates were conservative estimates because fuck you ain’t gonna do a job for it to be rejected (by idiots) for stupid reasons. At least that’s the mood the guy seemed to have I could have been projecting.
- Comment on Oh nooo 1 day ago:
Oh your god
- Comment on Do what you gotta do in this economy 1 day ago:
Spare some credits for an old jedi? I promise to spend it on death sticks, not midichlorians
- Comment on True story, got two 2 days ago:
i need to get me one of these. my cats don’t get the joy of farting into fans, they get the joy of farting on me. which triggers my turbo mode
- Comment on Simple. Elegant. Fashionable, even. Become the envy of the airport. 2 days ago:
Xrays
Image - Comment on Delicious 3 days ago:
you know it’s not often, but i agree with the titty wizard on this one
- Comment on The crazy bastards, they've finally done it 3 days ago:
i mean, it’s giving me some ideas how to add functional suspension to my bike, but other than that
- Comment on fish alignment matrix 3 days ago:
every time i hear a voice actor read the wrong one in a final cut i giggle a little.
- Comment on fish alignment matrix 3 days ago:
ugh. you got your bass in my bass. those elixirs are expensive, dude.
- Comment on WHAT? 3 days ago:
the forest folk are welcome to try to break the truce. every creature on either side that has died a mysterious gooey death.
- Comment on Is that good? 3 days ago:
it’s a curious thing. makes one man fall out of a tower, makes another man fall out of a tower.
- Comment on When will we learn 4 days ago:
Feels like I’m raining nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all!
- Comment on When will we learn 4 days ago:
See how I connected this windmill to a power generator to a jackhammer with a combination dildo/fleshlight on the end? Hurricanes cause the masturbs
- Comment on Microsoft patent describes in-game advertising triggered by boss fights, loading screens, and cutscenes 5 days ago:
Not Fafe Sor Uggos
- Comment on About to ruin your whole day 5 days ago:
i have a flat tire on my bike. got a workrack so i can work on it at home without getting on my hands and knees. threw out my back putting the bike on the rack this morning. gonna have a flat a little longer
- Comment on Microsoft patent describes in-game advertising triggered by boss fights, loading screens, and cutscenes 5 days ago:
There was Prototype, which experimented with in game ads a while back. They sold ads on the billboards in NYC in the game. They seemed less obtrusive
- Comment on Microsoft patent describes in-game advertising triggered by boss fights, loading screens, and cutscenes 5 days ago:
Get? Use an old phone
- Comment on Ed Sheeran’s latest foot in the mouth moment… 5 days ago:
Ginger Baker would like a word
