HeyThisIsntTheYMCA

@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are you ladies doing tonight ⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Holesome

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are you ladies doing tonight ⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The cloaca is the orifice of champions and I will not stand for this cloaca slander. Libel. Whatever.

  I’m gonna sit for it because I’m shitting

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd like to control my air-purifier with one of those power-socket-timer-switch thingies – Is there a way to "auto-press" those non-mechanical buttons?⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  what kind of slave?
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The humanity⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  please tell me it was at least more solid than that Kraft powdered parmesan. because that would deserve a light ribbing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The humanity⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  uwu cheese weight

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The humanity⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  i’ve never tried air frying burgers. how’s it compare to a grill or pan?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Show your pride⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Dr Color

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feel like I'm missing out on something⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  WHY DON’T THEY PUT A HARD TORTILLA SHELL IN THE CENTER AROOOOO

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feel like I'm missing out on something⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  HOGS AINT GONNA CRANK THEMSELVES. TOO POOR TO AFFORD SELF-CRANKING HOGS.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feel like I'm missing out on something⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  55 BURGERS
  55 FRIES
  55 TACOS
  55 PIES
  55 COKES
  100 TATER TOTS
  100 PIZZA
  100 TENDERS
  100 MEATBALLS
  100 COFFEES
  55 WINGS
  55 SHAKES
  55 PANCAKES
  55 PASTAS
  55 PASTAS
  AND
  155 TATERS

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Donald Duck: Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  not true you could also become rich from a simple freak accident too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Excellent scale⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  8

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Show your pride⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Dr. Color

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Show your pride⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  and smell better too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And I don't care⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Step it up War, Jesus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wrecked 'em 💀⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Two James Cordens, sorry

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok, boomer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  We used to dream of being next to the fish market dumpster. We had to live in a paper bag outside a hogfat rendering plant. The smell still hasn’t gone away some 50 years later, my wife says.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨my dog when a delivery driver stops on our street⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  that’s just an urban legend no one watched morbius

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Obligatory⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  i wish i could do this with Mariah, but i have my traditions and my wife has hers. season doesn’t start until we’ve listened to both Alvin and the Chipmunks “Christmas Don’t Be Late” and Mariah’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Obligatory⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  what makes you think she doesn’t have this already

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just want it, jack! ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fictional⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They call him Maxxie! Maxxie! Faster than lightning. No one you see / is measureier than he!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fictional⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It turns out the bad news particle is composed of one up ass, one strange ass, and one dumboson

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fictional⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Dumbassions Creed 2: The Curse of Jackie’s Gold Tooth

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  well i guess it depends. they got a zipper fly or a button fly?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  my wife has decided (or will when i show this to her) that i need this for christmas

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He can't keep getting away with it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  those are privacy trees. the camera adds them to cover up pooping people

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it 🆗⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  aroo?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Easter can't come soon enough. ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  ishtar didn’t get nailed to a cross, she got nailed on a cross.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Getting Taco Bell⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  yeah i demand carats or better