HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
- Comment on Citizens United was never about helping people 4 hours ago:
their rate is usually higher actually
- Comment on Fall is here 6 hours ago:
prices down at crazy vaclav’s
- Comment on Fall is here 6 hours ago:
Where on the soup is the forehead so i know where to kiss it. my needs will be filled by forehead kisses to soup.
I have provided this diagram so the IRB can approve my research grant on finding soup’s forehead. in the following study i hypothesize…
Image - Comment on I will not be opening for Ed Sheeran 6 hours ago:
I think that’s a difficult position to take. I’m proud of you for taking it.
how does the rest of the band feel?
- Comment on It's The VIDEO GAMES! 9 hours ago:
i’m saying it’s not 2002 anymore dude.
- Comment on It's The VIDEO GAMES! 10 hours ago:
every currently working teacher i know at least lived through the arcade era. the ones that graduated before 1972 are mostly retired and dead.
- Comment on Full circle 1 day ago:
the second one makes me uncomfortable. not because of the easy butt access, that’s a plus as far as i’m concerned, it’s the flesh-jean seam. what are you using for your stitching?
- Comment on A handjob you'll Never Forget 1 day ago:
- Comment on Sheeple... 1 day ago:
Did it crash the car again
- Comment on This mess of a keychain I was handed at work 1 day ago:
Nah those are fine what are really personally identifiable are rectal folds
- Comment on 2 days ago:
In the 90s, it could have been
- Comment on dying 3 days ago:
“then he farted that one fart we all try not to talk about to preserve the dignity of the departed. Real high and squeaky. You know the one.”
- Comment on You have to stop doing this. 3 days ago:
She dresses like that lady from total recall except everyone thinks she got seven boobs
- Comment on I remember 3 days ago:
no, but i remember Strong Sad.
- Comment on Never forget 4 days ago:
Oh, not in Albany, no. This is Utica slop.
- Comment on How hard could it be? 4 days ago:
i’m not sure about hiding it, as we have a cure for a type of cervical cancer. i’ve taken it.
- Comment on How hard could it be? 4 days ago:
pretty sure we can cure cancer without ai. we got some smart cancer researchers
- Comment on 9/11 Conspiracy: what REALLY happened? 4 days ago:
i’m really more chortly
- Comment on Why Should I... 5 days ago:
i’m not arguing with you there, just there’s something about barcelona that makes people fall in love with it
- Comment on tag yourself 5 days ago:
Bb minor
- Comment on Be prepared 5 days ago:
Yes yes sign of the empty bowl: you will forever be searching for the perfect cup of pho. beauty lies in front of you, perfection is in love and in your family. you must harvest [5 human hearts] for your broth for perfect pho.
i’m really not sure about this translation
- Comment on "We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents" 5 days ago:
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is that a fat joke? i’m very sensitive about my weight - Comment on "We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents" 5 days ago:
Sorry i was born a linguine lover and i’ll die a linguine lover
- Comment on Happy 911 5 days ago:
That’s Gilbert Gottfried
- Comment on Genius idea. Somehody should share this with the antivaxxers 5 days ago:
YO
- Comment on Genius idea. Somehody should share this with the antivaxxers 5 days ago:
They’re used to my bullshit, so they didn’t believe me!
one of us! one of us!
- Comment on Be prepared 5 days ago:
person thinks name tag [editor: or driver’s license/ID] is for their benefit
that is my joke that i use for me. i am so scatterbrained. i need to think up a second joke
- Comment on Be prepared 5 days ago:
I’ve really been wanting to get into astrology. Do you want to go to the local telescope depository?
- Comment on Be prepared 5 days ago:
get your shirts tailored
- Comment on 9/11 meme Lemmy edition 5 days ago:
