HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
- Comment on They will remember 1 hour ago:
ARROOOOO BROTHA
- Comment on They will remember 1 hour ago:
What’s the opposite of forcefemming?
- Comment on They will remember 1 hour ago:
Damn straight, tostar ass toasters
- Comment on You don't know me! 6 hours ago:
I just yell “hey anyone know what this is” and usually someone yells back
- Comment on You don't know me! 6 hours ago:
sha sha sha! pocket pheremones!
- Comment on True art is polarizing 8 hours ago:
i mean if you do it with a silly enough hat i guess it can be, but i dont want to test it
- Comment on Honor student truth 8 hours ago:
sickos.jpg
- Comment on Honor student truth 9 hours ago:
what about conspiracy anime porn?
- Comment on Honor student truth 9 hours ago:
making bumper stickers?
- Comment on I may or may not have gotten way too in the trees@sh.itjust.works and eaten an entire block of cream cheese 11 hours ago:
oh i thought we were talking lactose intolerance induced Image
but you know - Comment on I'm a proud catholic and I can name all of them 21 hours ago:
sleve
- Comment on Anon is Banished 22 hours ago:
fake: excuse me I’m schmevil at worst and oh you’re describing yourself
gay: okay got us there
- Comment on 💀 💀 💀 22 hours ago:
WE CAN DRINK!
- Comment on Remember to 2FA your kidneys. 23 hours ago:
i am not password protecting my kidneys or my name isn’t hepatitis murphy
- Comment on I may or may not have gotten way too in the trees@sh.itjust.works and eaten an entire block of cream cheese 23 hours ago:
i just weigh it after i eat it
- Comment on Every damn time. 1 day ago:
I was going to say, I have a similar madame guillotine at home but mine is for the paper.
- Comment on Long long ago this was a very popular song 1 day ago:
I miss Dr demento
- Comment on I may or may not have gotten way too in the trees@sh.itjust.works and eaten an entire block of cream cheese 1 day ago:
Protip: if you know Satan’s Eyeball is coming, you can, uh, line the exit with a barrier ointment called Ilex. Just be careful not to glue it shut (petroleum jelly can help). If you are too late, there’s this great soothing ointment called calmoseptine (it’s desitin with a very mild topical analgesic in it) but it’s pink and stainy so wear a pantyliner with it unless you really don’t like that pair.
Source: former member of the nuclear taco club
- Comment on I may or may not have gotten way too in the trees@sh.itjust.works and eaten an entire block of cream cheese 1 day ago:
I may or may not have gotten way too into trees and bike repair and thought you were measuring your cheese with precision calipers
- Comment on Can you get shadowbanned on Lemmy? 1 day ago:
Awesome. Being banned from lemmy.ml is kinda like getting banned from, uh shit I don’t want to name specific reddit communities but you know the ones I’m talking about. The ones you don’t like. The ones where honestly, the ban is worth more than the participation. Kind of like being banned from Shitter altogether. Or lemmy.ml. Badge. Of. Honor.
- Comment on Happens EVERY time 1 day ago:
Omg I thought I was the only one
- Comment on Alcohol is "amazing" - Kurzgesagt 1 day ago:
yes. you may be familiar with the common trope in the legal system of:
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maybe not. - Comment on Anyone else from Europe feels the same while browsing the "All" feed? 1 day ago:
you want my several decades old stories about accidentally buying stickers with shaggy’s dick on them? it wasn’t in statesia but it might as well have been, let’s be honest
- Comment on Political map of the Americas 2025 1 day ago:
are you taking emigration applications? I hear penguins are crunchy and good in sauce
- Comment on *your order is delivered* 1 day ago:
look a mr two tooth spuckler here
- Comment on What if a billionaire wants to help you? 1 day ago:
There is a law called Know Your Customer.
- Comment on What if a billionaire wants to help you? 1 day ago:
check? EFT? ACH? bank transfer? depends on the amount. When you are dealing with that much money, Step 1: Accountant, Step 2: Attorney. You will be paying taxes, it is their job to minimize it. It is not your job to worry about it. If you are worrying about it, You. Are. Doing. It. Wrong.
- Comment on Sixt wants to store a scan of my face 1 day ago:
NOPE
- Comment on Debates on free platforms without censorship and anonymity: 1 day ago:
it’s almost like both are fun
- Comment on Political map of the Americas 2025 1 day ago:
does this antarctica have bears? I have questions
