HeyThisIsntTheYMCA

@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i'm gonna need directions⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a musician I count by ear

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨place yer bets⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I won’t believe it’s gonna miss us until it gets to 95% likely it will hit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Current chain of command⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pretty sure that empty chair Clint Eastwood lost a debate to us on there somewhere too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hot Cuppa⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ 🎶HANDS ME DOWN THAT CAN OF BEANS🎶

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  the vast majority of my work software is windows/mac (although the expensive software I wish I could afford just added linux support in 2022). that’s the big one for me. on a smaller note i haven’t checked on my games since, i mean if i’m going to have to run a windows box i might as well take advantage of the plusses, but i understand there is significantly worse compatibility on linux.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How is the Stock Market keeping it's value after *points to everything*?⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  i still kind of regret not getting one of those hundred trillion dollar bills for 40 cents

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon compares Harry and Ron⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  And Potter had Harry palms

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So, is the USA screwed?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  “screwed” seems a little mild to describe it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨no title⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  See, heaven forbid I start dating again, I would take/use one where I’d be holding my cat. Whoever would be dating the both of us

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NSA is the only government instution that actually listens to you⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  godsdammit i knew buzzfeed was an nsa plot all along

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do snakes prefer to drink warm or cool water?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  everyone get xeroxcool, they like their water hot! maybe even with leaves or beans in it! THe hOrROr

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do snakes prefer to drink warm or cool water?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  i know my cats like it when i put ice cubes in their water tray during the summer. shit, one of them comes running every time she hears me open the freezer to get ice because she wants some, and it’s winter here. so get your snake some ice and a fur coat?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Physics books are a classic⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I dropped my cylinder off the side of a mountain may I have another

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THE EARTH IS SPHERICAL, DIPSHITS⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What do Eratosthenes’ proclivities have to do with astronomy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you feel like you've reached the end of what the world has to offer?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes and no. There’s always new ways to experience things. I just saw a great concert last night. I knew all the songs, but the presentation changed. People are always creating.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitpost to the future lemmings!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  bean

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Oklahoma Coaches Hall of Fame has a pedophile that they refuse to remove⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My aunt in the 90s said membership in the klan in Atlanta was as prevalent as membership in the boy scouts. I have little reason to doubt her.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What determines whether people are likely to purposely (but mistakenly) put two words together (without a space)?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Like, describing the dead zone on a controller? The deadzone range? I dunno I’m pulling it out of my ass, like most language is generated

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Like a job-stealing dragon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Get a bunch of dwarves, get drunk and try to liberate some jobs?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thoughts on Final Fantasy VII Remake⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The moment I learned the whole party gets AP for grinding materia in rebirth I was a happy gremlin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What determines whether people are likely to purposely (but mistakenly) put two words together (without a space)?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Deadzone is for adjectives, dead zone for nouns

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who here does NOT have intrusive thoughts?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  i find this entirely fascinating because i’m the opposite. I write shit down because it’s too loud in my brain. like, right now left ear wants to listen to Hurricane from Hamilton, right ear wants to listen to Hurricane by Bob Dylan so I’m getting both of them and it’s kind of hard to think until that settles down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Funny this never made it into a James Taylor song⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  is that a meat mousse

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am a meat crayon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Also I like the singing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Advice on enjoying your life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  or control when and where we go to the bathroom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should have been born a Limited Liability Corporation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  our budget grocery is a winco, and they do a pretty good job. it’s rare you’ll catch the wilty end of the produce cycle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeah, let's stop with this "don't judge people for their poiltics" bullshit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  that’s why i only sit and read it once a week. the rest of the time I just skim headlines.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon finds a new way to get protein⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not fancy enough

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Events are occurring!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Happenings are adoing!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Head banging to the Saudi Arabian national anthem⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Excuse me this would be my country’s national anthem