HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
- Comment on It's that time of the decade where we can bring out this meme 23 minutes ago:
fuck i’ma need some opium to process this
- Comment on It's that time of the decade where we can bring out this meme 24 minutes ago:
i prefer the nsa funded ones. the cia funded films use too much shaky cam
- Comment on It's that time of the decade where we can bring out this meme 25 minutes ago:
jokes on him i’ma be a plumber when i throw shaky grenades
- Comment on It's that time of the decade where we can bring out this meme 26 minutes ago:
just in time for us to have wars for chilean lithium yum
- Comment on THIS always annoys me. 29 minutes ago:
whoever explained their “explainer” doesn’t know taxes
- Comment on Radio transmissions 43 minutes ago:
- Comment on Thing makes noise wallet goes empty 53 minutes ago:
ahh, my butt needed a glrbl on the wrbls
- Comment on Thing makes noise wallet goes empty 54 minutes ago:
my cruise control keeps me from crashing into the car in front of me, in the fog. that alone is worth having a car newer than 2015.
- Comment on Radio transmissions 2 days ago:
The ideal endpoint of evolution will have regrowing limbs and organs, acid abs poison breath, laser eyes, hard, chitinous exoskeletons, little monkey servants who bring you cheese look what about this isn’t crab
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
my main transportation is a class 2 ebike. my city isn’t very bike friendly, but the city i live in is primarily residential roads. i can get around pretty much anywhere, even to the next city, without leaving 25mph speed limits if i want to. so i’m doing 20 and not really getting in anyone’s way.
if i was in my car i’d be on different roads doing 55. i’m having a hell of a lot more fun on the bike too.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
most US states have a State ID that is a valid alternative to a driver’s license if you really need to get the point across
- Comment on Girl power! 1 week ago:
Sorry dude I was running out of clean pants
- Comment on Girl power! 1 week ago:
Gotta shit them first before someone else shids them
- Comment on Why do americans assume they invented the internet? 1 week ago:
Tomato tomato
- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 1 week ago:
Oh cool. Mine is made out of wood and leather and cost ten bucks. I’ve had it for two decades and my dad had it for four. It’s really comfortable and loses a second a decade. How’s yours do?
- Comment on *fliiiinnnnnggg*. 1 week ago:
Yeah but what vowel set were they using in ye olde timesy shoppe? The Great Vowel Movement (previously known as the Great Vowel Shift) changed things.
- Comment on *fliiiinnnnnggg*. 1 week ago:
I think you’re supposed to line the basket. It’s just unsanitary otherwise.
- Comment on Guess I'm on the right track 😌 1 week ago:
Yeah the last decade has been pretty good evidence that people pretending to be CHUDs online are CHUDs IRL
- Comment on Rude! 2 weeks ago:
Our weiner, comrade
- Comment on Delicious 2 weeks ago:
Let me over a compromise: both
- Comment on 5-minute oil change place 2 weeks ago:
That’s assuming they remember to put the drain plug back. My brother lost an engine that way
- Comment on Japan can't seem to catch a break 2 weeks ago:
Endoscopic perving.
- Comment on testing how this site handles videos 2 weeks ago:
lorem ipsum dolor sit aw fuck even i’m bored
- Comment on Would having two hearts be better or worse for the human body? 2 weeks ago:
you want to maximize flow, not pressure. maximizing pressure is a great way to die of stroke.
- Comment on Would having two hearts be better or worse for the human body? 2 weeks ago:
i was gonna say, there have been a couple times my vision got grey and i thought i was going to pass out, but i just pumped my legs for 10 seconds and i was fine.
- Comment on why does alcohol stop my back pain but medicine doesn't? 2 weeks ago:
because alcohol relaxes muscles and all the medications doctors give as muscle relaxants in the past 20 years are placebos
- Comment on So close! 2 weeks ago:
no! water or oil only! no grill!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
seriously? cedar, lavendar, and leather. throw those 3 together and you’ve got a great scent men will enjoy.
- Comment on WHERE ARE MY PRECISION SCREWDRIVERS 2 weeks ago:
am i the only person with a set of screw extractor bits?
- Comment on No looky for you! 2 weeks ago:
he left out cleaning the hose that leads to the sink.
