HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
- Comment on DIY 4th of July 1 hour ago:
try it in your neighbor’s backyard, the one without a camera? there. for deniability.
- Comment on Yellow from the egg! 1 hour ago:
my flavor is fine, i’m just very grainy and mealy.
- Comment on PSA for those in America 12 hours ago:
I really want to call on the dipshits down the street (they’re aiming their bottle rockets down the street instead of up in the air) but they haven’t broken or burnt anything yet. We might get lucky.
- Comment on Man, I hate it when this happens! 12 hours ago:
If you’ve ever had your dangle out around the cats, uh, you haven’t have it out twice. The Fool.
- Comment on Yellow from the egg! 14 hours ago:
Like, just for fun or is there an occasion for the last one because I want to use it to insult my dear friend’s souffles
- Comment on Yellow from the egg! 14 hours ago:
It came out a chickens what
- Comment on We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud. 14 hours ago:
Ah shit it’s feds all the way down
- Comment on We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud. 14 hours ago:
Whitey McCracker
- Comment on I require nothing more 14 hours ago:
I just smother the bottom of my mattress with lotrimin and figure I’m good to go for a few years
- Comment on I require nothing more 15 hours ago:
I mean I want a nice armoire too. Not for any particular reason besides bragging.
- Comment on 4D Salmon 1 day ago:
Sorry, we only worship crabs here. This here’s a crab town.
- Comment on Only half?! 2 days ago:
I have also stopped believing in time as a concept
- Comment on Is anyone else not feeling that patriotic for July 4? 2 days ago:
I’m kinda the opposite, but I have the same reasons. I love where I live, I just wish they’d do better and I do what I can to help. I don’t need to wave a flag, people can see where I stand by what I do. If that’s not patriotism I don’t know what is.
- Comment on Fitness 2 days ago:
The orifice of kings
- Comment on Fitness 2 days ago:
We got Ebikes and have been discovering fun new smoke spots
- Comment on Bounce bounce bounce 2 days ago:
Fool me once, devil. I’m not torsioning these testicles
- Comment on Who discovered/"invented" fire? 3 days ago:
Prometheus’s dog
- Comment on Hidden hands and smoke filled rooms 3 days ago:
Wait, I’ve got pogs hanging from my butt? Someone grab me a slammer
- Comment on Religion choices 3 days ago:
The church I play at has a pot of bad coffee on for anyone who wants some. Most of us go to Starbucks. The coffee is just that bad.
- Comment on unfortunate news 3 days ago:
Well there goes my week
- Comment on science 3 days ago:
Bong with hookah mouthpiece
- Comment on science 3 days ago:
So are shitting and pissing. For the weak.
- Comment on Venmo overdrafted my bank rather than use the balance in my account 4 days ago:
This is “not” professional financial advice for the united states. Banks are a last resort. Use credit unions. Unless there are specific services you need from a bank that your credit union does not provide, your credit union will provide the services you need with fewer fees. I have never seen a bank be better for a client unless they needed some kind of specialized reporting.
- Comment on Sadge 4 days ago:
Maybe she should have been named Bruce. It’s our strongest name!
- Comment on Helth 4 days ago:
your berries make it home?
- Comment on I'm very Jesus-like 5 days ago:
Moths generally make you feel better than murder.
From an outside perspective. From an “oh, I just murdered a shitton of empanadas” perspective, still probably better. Fuck now I want like 100 empanadas
- Comment on I prefer to isolate in a basement and drink alone, but most of the time my preferences dont matter. 5 days ago:
We got the expensive cat poop machine and have been very happy with it.
- Comment on I prefer to isolate in a basement and drink alone, but most of the time my preferences dont matter. 5 days ago:
- Comment on Coffee time 5 days ago:
How’d it go?
- Comment on Coffee time 5 days ago:
I’m on an oolong tea kick right now. I had this delicious strawberry bullshit tea someone gave us and then tried this oolong I bought and they tasted so close to each other and fantastic. I feel better about drinking ten cups of tea a day than ten cups of coffee
