HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
- Comment on Worm time 19 hours ago:
Anyone else play worms at sleepovers where you’d get in the sleeping bags and pretends the bag is your worm body and then you worm all over each other in a battle Royale with cheese?
- Comment on I read a story in the DailyMail where a man stayed awake for so long that he just died. Wouldn't a person just fall unconscious at one point rather than die? 20 hours ago:
Maybe, maybe not. After too long of no sleep (around four days for me) I start to ache so much I need pain meds to sleep.
- Comment on Why you should always hide the evidence 20 hours ago:
Ow,my jibblies hurt just thinking about putting them on a tape measure
- Comment on Every damn night 21 hours ago:
we sleep on a queen, our blankets are a california king. only time we really fight over the blanket is when the cat is laying on the wrong part and we can’t move the blanket without making the cat get up.
- Comment on (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 22 hours ago:
albion
- Comment on Which one did you choose???? 1 day ago:
close. i have a plastic one, and also one in a jar.
- Comment on what's the word for a leg elbow? 1 day ago:
what, your grunch?
- Comment on Sorry for not filling your weekend with shitposts. 1 day ago:
Marry Fishmas!
- Comment on Which one did you choose???? 1 day ago:
Aw yiss I’m immune to rectal cancer
- Comment on Which one did you choose???? 1 day ago:
I take one of each and find sneaky opportunities to spike my enemies’ food.
- Comment on Hot in the car today 1 day ago:
So it reads that moment of silent prayer, and I just couldn’t stop farting. Squeaker after squeaker squoze out of their own volition, almost like a metronome. Every five seconds. I had to get up and leave because I was embarrassed and also was losing a battle against the giggles.
So like let’s not say church is always boring.
- Comment on Rise and grind 1 day ago:
Well I never! I Goofy 360 Ollie North into a Fakie Frontside 180 Shuvit in my sleep. I have a little dignity.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
Are prostheses and implants considered part of your body for purposes of teleport?
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
And not like a little dog scat either. We’re talking the entire football team ate some bad vichysoise and it hit them during practice and that pile is where you land. Every godsdamn time. You’re starting to wonder if it’s the same pile.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
You’re only invisible to yourself. Everyone else can still see you, but your real power is that they are polite about this dude who is, from their perspective, pretending to be invisible and just ignore you to be kind.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
Also very screamy
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
I see no flaws in this plan
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 days ago:
Shoot butts out my laser
- Comment on Not a restaurant 2 days ago:
I was gonna say, got off a late flight in Austin and they saw me fed. They aren’t my usual style of taco but they’re good
- Comment on Good morning here is a terrible idea. 2 days ago:
oh cmon you could get them a tin whistle
- Comment on Microsoft renames "Remote Desktop" to "Windows App". Good luck googling for any help or troubleshooting it. 2 days ago:
es mi dia primero
- Comment on I can't believe this is a real article. Just wow. 3 days ago:
nah, supervillains have style. he’s more of a minion
- Comment on Microsoft renames "Remote Desktop" to "Windows App". Good luck googling for any help or troubleshooting it. 3 days ago:
is the poop deck really what i think it is?
- Comment on Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025 3 days ago:
yeah, that show is pretty weird. it grows on you tho
- Comment on Easy decision 3 days ago:
Question is it an open air trolley or are all of the windows sealed shut
- Comment on Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025 3 days ago:
Another emergency door can’t be that expensive
- Comment on Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025 3 days ago:
- Comment on Microsoft renames "Remote Desktop" to "Windows App". Good luck googling for any help or troubleshooting it. 3 days ago:
What’s the good word?
- Comment on Common British L 4 days ago:
yeah, but they’re known for jello. you eat that at the hospital
- Comment on Breakup 5 days ago:
JOSH CRANSTON OR JOSH CUMBERDALE I HATE THEM BOTH I JUST WANT TO KNOW