HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
- Comment on shut the hell up 10 minutes ago:
- Comment on I've wondered since I was a youngin 5 hours ago:
- Comment on ai generated logo 2 days ago:
I’ll pay a nickel to an illustrator to get me a logo for my band, I Just Farted, that looks like a dairy farm
- Comment on Fuck, I'm cutting back 2 days ago:
I once read a statistic that said 1 in 4 people is a Muppet if you look around and blah blah and I read it aloud and everyone just pointed at me. I call that peer review
- Comment on Rules for a gun fight 2 days ago:
- Comment on Braum Stoker's Dracula remake 3 days ago:
Bran
- Comment on Yummy yummy, in my tummy 3 days ago:
burritos aren’t real man. they’re a conspiracy by the government to… okay this one doesn’t fit i’m changing it back hold on.
- Comment on Yummy yummy, in my tummy 4 days ago:
Like fuck I’ll eat anything that’s 2% maple am I a cat
- Comment on Yummy yummy, in my tummy 4 days ago:
I read that discworld doesn’t he explode and keep on going
- Comment on It's just obvious 4 days ago:
Dust, wind. Bro.
- Comment on Yummy yummy, in my tummy 4 days ago:
I don’t know about going down, but coming up your body turns off the tongue. Either that or I’ve gotten good at redirecting the stream
- Comment on Yummy yummy, in my tummy 4 days ago:
I think you mean delicious
- Comment on Yummy yummy, in my tummy 4 days ago:
Does that work with humans this is not a medical question this is a personal experience question
- Comment on Be ungovernable 6 days ago:
BEAUTIFUL PLUMAGE
- Comment on Hypothetically, if your were a kid and your parents worked for a government intelligence agency, how would you keep secrets / have privacy from your parents? 6 days ago:
and if you do have access and they found out you used it to spy on your kids then you’re probably getting fired.
I mean that’s what they tell us, and they do a token firing for this shit every now and then, but every PO I’ve known has done blatantly illegal background checks on people for shits and giggles (not just digging through PACER for fun, using tools you and I can’t access) and felt comfortable enough doing them in front of me when I barely knew them.
- Comment on Hypothetically, if your were a kid and your parents worked for a government intelligence agency, how would you keep secrets / have privacy from your parents? 6 days ago:
One of my college friends, his dad was an nsa agent. Truth is, he didn’t want to do that shit at home so he didn’t. When I was an accountant, my wife balanced the checkbook so I didn’t have to be an accountant at home. That kind of thing.
- Comment on Those of you who are angry at the US for allowing ICE to stifle people's liberties - how do you channel your anger and irritation? 6 days ago:
I am an absurdist. Rebellion is a way of life and a major tenet in my fancy made up religion. Find out your risk tolerance. Figure out small ways you can rebel without putting your loved ones in harm’s way and minimizing the risk to yourself. From as little as turning graffiti swastikas to LOVE WINS and giving Krasnov stickers little mustaches to finding, following, and whistling at ICE when they’re anywhere near your community. Sign up with the Black Panthers for community patrolling and stay safe. Get out there, get to know your neighbors and simply build community relationships. Everything that They (you know They) are trying to destroy, rebel by building it and alternatives back up.
- Comment on JEANS 6 days ago:
I’m Sbeve
- Comment on JEANS 6 days ago:
It’s laundry day
- Comment on JEANS 6 days ago:
Well I guess that answers that
- Comment on Bees 1 week ago:
Eh I have not tried lately, idk
- Comment on My friends are by my side 1 week ago:
I mean I’ve got a cube but that’s it
- Comment on My friends are by my side 1 week ago:
No
- Comment on groceries 1 week ago:
also S-tier: stolen spiral bone-in ham. pretty much any stolen food is S-tier. the crime makes it taste better.
- Comment on groceries 1 week ago:
Legendary Crocery: Taleggio Effect: upon placement in any enclosed space, said space will continue to Smell like Taleggio until overridden by another Legendary Grocery
- Comment on groceries 1 week ago:
shiny groceries
- Comment on Onion forgets the satire (again) 1 week ago:
“oh my gosh am i my citizens’ keeper? you guys didn’t elect me to do that.”
- Comment on who's gonna tell him? 1 week ago:
please leave the musk bullshit in the musk communities. it’s what they’re for
- Comment on she just doesn't understand me 1 week ago:
I don’t know, but they’re new. Hardly any research has been done
- Comment on Tender chicken 1 week ago:
I make a rude chicken piccatta. It will punch you in the mouth and fuck your mom and dad.