HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
- Comment on naughty naughty 11 hours ago:
It’s a Twitter not a cop I’ll do what I want
- Comment on Each jump brings us closer to God! 20 hours ago:
I know which gets better distance, but which throws higher? I’d assume the trebuchet, but it’s possible I’m wrong.
- Comment on BRB, need more cheese 20 hours ago:
One time we bought a big bag of preshredded mozzarella from one of the big box stores, so we had like five pounds of it. We made lasagna. Instead of melting, it browned. Crisped. We looked closer. It was some imitation cheese.
Gotta say tho, lasagna with some of the cheese crispy and some melted? That was a good week
- Comment on Juicy 1 day ago:
“hate world revenge soon take out on everybody”
- Comment on Always a fan of simple instructions on how to do everyday things 1 day ago:
Apparently I don’t
- Comment on The Mummy is a masterpiece 2 days ago:
Incorrectly, or in correctly?
- Comment on 90% of porn videos from the 2000s [Day 48] 2 days ago:
It can be two things
- Comment on Trust the process! 2 days ago:
203 for life
- Comment on It's time 3 days ago:
Sometimes the orb ponders you
- Comment on Darn it 3 days ago:
I didn’t say I had a bill to pay, I’m saying I have ass pennies and a trebuchet
- Comment on Good morning I choose redneck air conditioner. 3 days ago:
At least your fiesta gets up that fast. I had an old tempo. when I got up to 50 it rattled so bad. One time, I was very fortunate no one was behind me and it was a country road with very little traffic, because at 55 the rear passenger door fucking fell off. I was so mad I almost left the door there, but I popped it back on the hinge, latched it shut, locked the door, broke the lock knob so no one would ever open it again, and then duct taped the thing on as best I could.
I did not go on a lot of dates when I drove that car.
- Comment on Good morning I choose redneck air conditioner. 3 days ago:
Real easy to slap some wire mesh in there and let it filter out the bugs
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
Asked a lifelong ED RN who grows about this before I started using. She says it’s reefer madness and she’s never seen it once, not in a buyer, not in a patient. YMMV.
- Comment on Darn it 3 days ago:
And instead of saving their money they spent it, and the people who got their money spent it, and so on until I got pennies in my ass that are going to Jeff Bezos
- Comment on Full immersive experience 3 days ago:
Lay off the shrooms, dude
- Comment on So why did we stop worshiping the sun? 5 days ago:
Okay, you asked for it, Boggs ᕦ( ● 益 ● )ᕤ 💥
- Comment on So why did we stop worshiping the sun? 5 days ago:
I say it’s a miasma of incandescent plasma of peace, you chowderhead (ง’̀-'́)ง
- Comment on Potash 5 days ago:
Whys your mom a meme
- Comment on Potash 5 days ago:
Me with my swimming pool of ABV: “casual.”
- Comment on Well you see, gam gam... 1 week ago:
The ol woody loophole
- Comment on Well you see, gam gam... 1 week ago:
You get pregnant by putting a snake in the woman’s boot, right?
- Comment on That's why he was called Cringer. 1 week ago:
ENHANCE
- Comment on Looks like a ent to me. 1 week ago:
nah dude do I smell high?
- Comment on Dylan is my new soulmate. 1 week ago:
dude dylan do the laundry
- Comment on Would you do Onlyfans if needed the money? 1 week ago:
wait really? put me back in the fuck no camp then
- Comment on Would you do Onlyfans if needed the money? 1 week ago:
Maybe foot stuff. I got weird feet
- Comment on Can enough solar pannels decrease the global temps? 1 week ago:
Not to mention you have easy infrastructure for installing chargers for electrics in the entire damn car park
- Comment on Do you think I'll get a reply? 1 week ago:
I am a vain jangler and it’s pretty fun
- Comment on Yet they know what dishware I'm looking for... 1 week ago:
Yeah
- Comment on Can enough solar pannels decrease the global temps? 1 week ago:
Wyt urth 4evuh or some nonsense I’m not a scientician