HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
- Comment on What are you ladies doing tonight 11 hours ago:
Holesome
- Comment on What are you ladies doing tonight 11 hours ago:
The cloaca is the orifice of champions and I will not stand for this cloaca slander. Libel. Whatever.
I’m gonna sit for it because I’m shitting
- Comment on I'd like to control my air-purifier with one of those power-socket-timer-switch thingies – Is there a way to "auto-press" those non-mechanical buttons? 16 hours ago:
what kind of slave?
Image - Comment on The humanity 17 hours ago:
please tell me it was at least more solid than that Kraft powdered parmesan. because that would deserve a light ribbing.
- Comment on The humanity 17 hours ago:
uwu cheese weight
- Comment on The humanity 17 hours ago:
i’ve never tried air frying burgers. how’s it compare to a grill or pan?
- Comment on Show your pride 17 hours ago:
- Comment on Feel like I'm missing out on something 17 hours ago:
WHY DON’T THEY PUT A HARD TORTILLA SHELL IN THE CENTER AROOOOO
- Comment on Feel like I'm missing out on something 17 hours ago:
HOGS AINT GONNA CRANK THEMSELVES. TOO POOR TO AFFORD SELF-CRANKING HOGS.
- Comment on Feel like I'm missing out on something 17 hours ago:
55 BURGERS
55 FRIES
55 TACOS
55 PIES
55 COKES
100 TATER TOTS
100 PIZZA
100 TENDERS
100 MEATBALLS
100 COFFEES
55 WINGS
55 SHAKES
55 PANCAKES
55 PASTAS
55 PASTAS
AND
155 TATERS - Comment on Donald Duck: Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely 17 hours ago:
not true you could also become rich from a simple freak accident too
- Comment on Excellent scale 21 hours ago:
8
- Comment on Show your pride 21 hours ago:
Dr. Color
- Comment on Show your pride 21 hours ago:
and smell better too
- Comment on And I don't care 1 day ago:
Step it up War, Jesus
- Comment on Wrecked 'em 💀 1 day ago:
Two James Cordens, sorry
- Comment on Ok, boomer 1 day ago:
We used to dream of being next to the fish market dumpster. We had to live in a paper bag outside a hogfat rendering plant. The smell still hasn’t gone away some 50 years later, my wife says.
- Comment on my dog when a delivery driver stops on our street 2 days ago:
that’s just an urban legend no one watched morbius
- Comment on Obligatory 2 days ago:
i wish i could do this with Mariah, but i have my traditions and my wife has hers. season doesn’t start until we’ve listened to both Alvin and the Chipmunks “Christmas Don’t Be Late” and Mariah’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You”.
- Comment on Obligatory 2 days ago:
what makes you think she doesn’t have this already
- Comment on I just want it, jack! 2 days ago:
- Comment on Fictional 2 days ago:
They call him Maxxie! Maxxie! Faster than lightning. No one you see / is measureier than he!
- Comment on Fictional 2 days ago:
It turns out the bad news particle is composed of one up ass, one strange ass, and one dumboson
- Comment on Fictional 2 days ago:
Dumbassions Creed 2: The Curse of Jackie’s Gold Tooth
- Comment on A shitpost 2 days ago:
well i guess it depends. they got a zipper fly or a button fly?
- Comment on A shitpost 2 days ago:
my wife has decided (or will when i show this to her) that i need this for christmas
- Comment on He can't keep getting away with it 2 days ago:
those are privacy trees. the camera adds them to cover up pooping people
- Comment on it 🆗 2 days ago:
aroo?
- Comment on Easter can't come soon enough. 2 days ago:
ishtar didn’t get nailed to a cross, she got nailed on a cross.
- Comment on Getting Taco Bell 2 days ago:
yeah i demand carats or better