HeyThisIsntTheYMCA

@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon works in cybersecurity⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  excuse me but that is their sexy twin clone glup shitto

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon works in cybersecurity⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  oh my god glub shitto is so sexy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨L O V E⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  “before I go, do you mind if I eat your arm? Just a little bit. For science.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the moon is hollow and rings like a bell⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s one view of truth. There’s a great model of truth that involves milk jugs. I’m trying to find it right now but it basically involves unreliable narrators.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the moon is hollow and rings like a bell⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay if Israel starts a forest fire in California with a satellite based laser I will personally apologize to what’s her face

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨x files⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  It was knifefoot and you know it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon on Mussolini⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe you can. I ain’t got wings.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lulz⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  i mean we always pull up the puppy bowl on someones phone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where can I get a set of furry train tracks to complete the scene?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon on Mussolini⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  holy fuck first the moon now this? someone get me a boat and a spoon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Veganuary⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  thank you doctor…? (what is your name and license number anyway) for your diagnosis since you’re out here practicing medicine unlicensed i’d like to know who to send the bill to when i follow your advice and end up in the hospital

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's a long distance relationship⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Aw I wanted the goat. I guess so

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's that word?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  that’s only when it happens in czechia

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's that word?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  defecestration

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's a long distance relationship⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  also schroedinger was an awful person so having him associated with a terrible metaphor is kind of great

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuckin plebs.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  hold on i do not have my fighting trousers on

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's a long distance relationship⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  no this is a quantum box and a quantum cat, you can do things like that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's a long distance relationship⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  okay so if i understand this right, if i take half of schroedingers box and open it up, by observing the half of the cat i have i will instantly know if the half of the box the other guy’s got has got half of an alive cat in it? and i’ll be able to tell if his half of an alive cat is purring and void or garfield and shit is my stupid analogy right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon on Mussolini⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  In This Area Let’s Ingest Affogato*

  *it’s ice cream and espresso you’re gonna love it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a few⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  luke 2 verse 5 in the king james version i grew up with:

  To be taxed with Mary his espoused wife, being great with child

  luke 1 verses 26 and 27

  And in the sixth month the angel Gabriel was sent from God unto a city of Galilee, named Nazareth,

  To a virgin espoused to a man whose name was Joseph, of the house of David; and the virgin’s name was Mary.

  now i always took that espoused in context to mean betrothed, not married. although i was never 100% up on marriage customs of the time. they had a formal relationship, were planning on being married, she claims she was a virgin and she was very pregnant. that’s what i got.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Veganuary⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  the impossible burger fucks up my gut. i think it’s the fiber in it. that’s why i’m waiting for lab grown, personally.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Veganuary⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  i get similar judgement from my family. they don’t see the toilet after i eat uncooked vegetables nor do they get to feel the process of making that disaster. hence why i don’t judge people their dietary choices.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Veganuary⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  or not shit yourself at all if it’s the wrong fiber. it is easy to fuck yourself up badly with fiber

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Veganuary⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  fuck thank you you just reminded me i needed to buy that one brand of nutritional yeast that is garlicky to try it on my popcorn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Veganuary⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  wait dorito is vegan? are you sure? a lot of spice mixes (i’m looking at you fritolay) use chicken bouillon in their “barbecue” mixes because they suck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We really need to bring back the 70s conversation pits⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  yeah i’m in the stage of life we gotta think about hoyer lifts and i am not getting one of those down and then up outta a conversation pit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kid Rock is the people version of an above ground pool⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  kid rock must have been so mad when he found out the genre was called kidz bop and he fucked up his stage name

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a few⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  starts off with an old man putting on a robe and a wizard hat and squaring off against a shebear. “YOU WILL OBEY ME” and then there’s no more old man. just robe and wizard hat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For only 200$ !!!!!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s just that I don’t not not want it either

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a few⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Excuse me but Elisha successfully cast summon shebear swarm and I posit any being able to summon and command not just a shebear but a swarm of shebears just might be infallible