Halp
Quickly, eat a massive bowl of soup and your body will just think you had a huge portion of chowder so you don’t need to feel ashamed.
I may or may not have gotten way too in the trees@sh.itjust.works and eaten an entire block of cream cheese
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Dasus@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
toomanypancakes@piefed.world 1 day ago
Try to compensate with several bagels
halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 1 day ago
More like 2 with the proper amount of cream cheese.
omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Bro dump some salsa over that and eat it with tortilla chips
cm0002@piefed.world 1 day ago
Aw fuck, that sounds so good, but alas, I have no salsa :(
TheOakTree@lemmy.zip 23 hours ago
No hot sauce in the house? Blasphemy!
robdor@lemmynsfw.com 1 day ago
RIP toilet
Matticus@lemmy.world 1 day ago
And a sad bum.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Protip: if you know Satan’s Eyeball is coming, you can, uh, line the exit with a barrier ointment called Ilex. Just be careful not to glue it shut (petroleum jelly can help). If you are too late, there’s this great soothing ointment called calmoseptine (it’s desitin with a very mild topical analgesic in it) but it’s pink and stainy so wear a pantyliner with it unless you really don’t like that pair.
Source: former member of the nuclear taco club
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 23 hours ago
This too shall pass 😌
Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 17 hours ago
As will gas
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 hours ago
You’ll be fine in a day or so, but get ready for some extreme bubble gut
StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
What a waste of cream cheese. Here use it in this instead
OozingPositron@feddit.cl 1 day ago
>Checks ingredients
>No buffalo
StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
True, the one fatal flaw
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
It’s just the standard chicken pasta recipe for buffalos.
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 17 hours ago
I’m proud of you!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I may or may not have gotten way too into trees and bike repair and thought you were measuring your cheese with precision calipers
YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth 1 day ago
Gotta check for shrinkflation
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
i just weigh it after i eat it
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 1 day ago
No help is needed, shits delicious
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
Okay, It’s been another five minutes and now I’m even more hungry than I was five minutes ago so now is the time you have to rise and bring forth your squirrel to the… bagle shop. Where I can get the cream cheese the creamy creamy cheese, cheesy cheesy cream.
fubarx@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Whatever you’ve heard about arterial maggots is NOT true.
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 1 day ago
I hope it was with chips and spicy salsa… as a lactose intolerante, that is what I always miss the most about cream cheese
NeedyPlatter@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
The real dangers of marijuana
littlebigendian@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
1/1 chance of eating block of cream checheese 1/10000 chance of crippling psychosis
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
Hehe checheese.
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 17 hours ago
🤣
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
This is real. Id be so much less fat if i didn’t.
defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
This, but unironically.
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 hours ago
I feel like the greatest risk of weed is the inability to check for it in a breathalyzer, and that the world run on cars. Drugs, like alcohol and weed, makes you a worse driver, but there is no way to check if a person is under the influence.