toomanypancakes

@toomanypancakes@piefed.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I may or may not have gotten way too in the trees@sh.itjust.works and eaten an entire block of cream cheese⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Try to compensate with several bagels

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They don't make 'em like they used to⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Separates the cowards from the heroes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bird ban⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I'm sharing this with all my other vegan friends

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what are in you're top 3 favourite games of all time?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not yet, they're on my list to try at some point though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what are in you're top 3 favourite games of all time?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:
  1. Super Metroid
  2. Hollow Knight
  3. Dead Cells
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My earphones' cable has been oozing sticky goo for over a yer now⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I'll give you a nickel if you lick it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does water necessarily seep in your butthole when fully immersed?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow, that's the first thing I think about in the bath

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It do be like that⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They don't think it be like it is

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Itch.io apologise for "frustration and confusion" after delisting thousands of NSFW projects⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They're trying their best

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do we humans love music so?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Play bluegrass an octave down and distorted, hit the drums more, and you're basically at metal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BREAKING NEWS⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dawn of The First Day
  - 72 Hours Remain -

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it weird I don't typically answer how old I am anymore, because literally nobody besides my family believes me?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I had that problem until the bags under my eyes gave me away, nobody's surprised anymore. Just gotta give it time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My mouth suffers for the noms⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, that's okay! You're totally allowed to be wrong.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pretty woman stepping on you⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Which one were you thinking, lefty, righty, or middle?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can fix her⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There's not generally a bounty of desirable dick in the psych ward, trust me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨yum⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is totally different than what my doctor gave me for energy, I gotta check with him. How are the side effects?