toomanypancakes

@toomanypancakes@piefed.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People who defend Valve Steam Monopoly, should work as anal prostitutes and then donate their profits to Valve.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Do I have to do just anal, or can I offer a variety of services at different price points?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Watch your drinking⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Right? I know I look way better after a few

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What happens when a cake is farted upon?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We lost a real one ✊

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After current events I'm now replaying this gem. Forgot how fun killing Nazis actually is⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We at least need a mod to add red hats and the dumbest looking blond hair ever to enemies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every action has a reaction⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Simping for nazis doesn't make you look as good as you feel like it does.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every action has a reaction⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh perfect, so we won't have to deal with you after your benefits get cut off and you get thrown in a homeless disposal camp.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every action has a reaction⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Charlie Kirk was a fascist monster and its good he's dead. Fire deez nuts, jackasses.

  I hope you get fucking fired for this meme too, depicting someone without lily white skin is apparently a hate crime according to you idiots.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don't believe it's common to leave your ass hanging out at the urinal. At least, I never did that or saw someone else do that back when I had a dick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you've ever wondered how many poptarts you can stack on a borzoi, it's at least 8⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I love everything about this picture

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Calm down!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My titties will not be calm!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨do you apologize, even if it's not your fault just to make the other person feel validated?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Almost certainly nothing bad, but I'm ashamed of existing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨do you apologize, even if it's not your fault just to make the other person feel validated?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I apologize constantly for everything, my fault or not. I'm very annoying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm playing Gears of War Reloaded, and I have a question. Will there be some point when the Chainsaw I've had for hours actually gets explained to me?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, I meant you can just walk into them. It'll stay revved and ready to chainsaw as long as you hold the button until you get hit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm playing Gears of War Reloaded, and I have a question. Will there be some point when the Chainsaw I've had for hours actually gets explained to me?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you hold b it revs, and then you just run into an enemy without taking damage or you'll just stand there looking silly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A bit, it's not like anime physics though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What’s the plan?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I've been more honest about that as I've gotten older, to others and myself. Like, if I have obligations coming up, I'm gonna plan a recovery day without. I'm gonna show up, do my best, then let the host know I'm tired when I've run out of socialization and leave before I get too awkward and distant. It's hard but worthwhile to just be honest how you're feeling.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doctors hate these simple tricks.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We can go deeper

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It might actually be less than 3⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That depends a great deal whether my dogs count as people and doesn't matter whether my cat does.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time to refill the popcorn 🫢🍿⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh yeah!? Well the sports team you like is even worse! They couldn't sport their way out of a paper bag.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I may or may not have gotten way too in the trees@sh.itjust.works and eaten an entire block of cream cheese⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Try to compensate with several bagels

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They don't make 'em like they used to⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Separates the cowards from the heroes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bird ban⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I'm sharing this with all my other vegan friends

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what are in you're top 3 favourite games of all time?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not yet, they're on my list to try at some point though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what are in you're top 3 favourite games of all time?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:
  1. Super Metroid
  2. Hollow Knight
  3. Dead Cells
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My earphones' cable has been oozing sticky goo for over a yer now⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I'll give you a nickel if you lick it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does water necessarily seep in your butthole when fully immersed?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow, that's the first thing I think about in the bath

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It do be like that⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They don't think it be like it is

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Itch.io apologise for "frustration and confusion" after delisting thousands of NSFW projects⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They're trying their best

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do we humans love music so?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Play bluegrass an octave down and distorted, hit the drums more, and you're basically at metal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BREAKING NEWS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dawn of The First Day
  - 72 Hours Remain -