i have a very high libido and my shitposts reflect that, sorry

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• Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Absolute non stop gooner behavior out of you.

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  • violet08@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    youtu.be/tdiG3tv308M

    this is unironically how i feel 24/7

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    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Go get some dick then lady

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  • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m here for it /s

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• socsa@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bro you can’t post this I am trying to lose weight and stop sucking on random balls.

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  • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sucking on balls is a low calorie activity

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    • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      For you, maybe.

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  • Speculater@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I find it’s easier to pick one.

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      One ball?

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I just want pizza and a bad dragon other people have feelings which I don’t want to deal with.

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  • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bad dragon is a shocking pull

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    • osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Pulling is usually not the shocking part about bad dragons

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What if you slap your balls on my face and then I just leave afterwards?

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Is this one of them rhetorical questions?

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  • paultimate14@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wandering Bard > Bad Dragon

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    • Dojan@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I love learning about new companies. That’s two in one week. Wow!

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  • toomanypancakes@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I can confirm pizza and a bad dragon makes for an excellent evening

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If you want an interesting evening try bad dragons and Taco Bell.

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  • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But what about pizza and bad dragon WITH someone? I haven’t spent thousands on my collection just to use them alone!

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pizza has feelings too ya know

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• criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hot pizza cheese on balls does not sound pleasant.

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• typicalDude778@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What a great thing to see right when I woke upImage

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  • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh no, you are now woke ):

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• ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “I’m sorry. This will happen again.”

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• Carnelian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nah don’t apologize, your posts slap harder than his balls in my face

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• timestatic@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh I just checked your profile. You’re that horny-ass gremlin horny posting non-stop. Not that I mind but I just thought it was multiple people lmao.

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  • Poteau_Poutre@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Finally someone who understund the “shitpost” assignment

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  so so horny

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That might burn his balls tho.

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• diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If you think about it “I have a high labido” is just fancy talk for I’m fuckin horny all the time

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• whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I also have a high burrito

  Homer Simpson meme gif of him backing into a hedge replaced with pizza

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• daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I too have a very high libido combined with erectile dysfunction.

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• Obnomus@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You should send this to him

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  • linux_penguin@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    took this as inspiration to send and he said “we can do that!” 🫡

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    • Obnomus@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Nice. Fellow Linux user.

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• TractorDuffy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  depending on his hygiene habits they might taste similar

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• Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  i have a very high libido albedo.

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    i have a very high libido albedo asiago.

    FTFY

    FTFY

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    • Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      cheesy.

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• Skankboot@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I wish more people thought like you.

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• GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  As I’m eating pizza. Bold Lemmy. Bold.

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• tomiant@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Who isn’t down to provide balls for pepperoni pizza slices. This is like, peak life.

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh my fucking god.

  … I could really go for some pizza.

  God just look at how that melting cheese is just dripping, pouting to be in my mouth.

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• rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ah fuck the cheese burned my balls why did you do this?! Shit!

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