Speculater
@Speculater@lemmy.world
- Comment on We're going backwards 1 day ago:
Also zero expectation to tidy up. Not an excuse to be an animal, but a reasonably behaved adult won’t have to worry about sneak attack fees.
- Comment on Make me feel like a man 2 days ago:
That’s fair and I think there’s also the aspect of hypoallergenic dogs that should be considered. But I do think dog breeding needs better regulation.
- Comment on Make me feel like a man 3 days ago:
Honestly, I think anyone who buys any animal from a breeder is an asshole. The pounds have enough pets to satisfy nation wide demand and then some. There’s zero excuse not to get a rescue.
- Comment on Make me feel like a man 3 days ago:
He’s a rescue.
- Comment on Make me feel like a man 3 days ago:
- Comment on 1 week ago:
“Oh hey! It’s Cheating Chelsea!”
- Comment on Game marketing company takes down blog post bragging about how good it is at astroturfing Reddit after Reddit finds the post 4 weeks ago:
“I’m 39 and a single dad to three girls with special needs, but five years ago I quit my job and started pursuing my lifelong dream of being a game developer. This metroidvania styled RPG with roguelite elements is my dream come true. Here’s a short clip of the gameplay.”
Shitty 8-bit sprites jiggle on the screen
Reddit: OMG! I’m literally crying right now as I buy this. It’s so good!
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Sure, but mix it with a dictionary and a mask and you gain a lot more power though. [Dictionary&&Mask]+[Periodic Table&&Mask]
- Comment on To the rapidly aging person reading this: GameFAQs is 30 years old, and people are sharing their memories of the venerable guide hub 4 weeks ago:
That say you learned a very valuable lesson about permission and forgiveness.
- Comment on Banana 1 month ago:
It was not the banana and peanut butter, lol.
- Comment on Banana 1 month ago:
The spoon
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
I’m sorry, are you asking if it’s straight to find a woman attractive?
- Comment on Manic Stew 1 month ago:
Lazy Protein Bar
- Comment on I will burn this fucker to the ground... internally 1 month ago:
To be fair, they’re rare. Most Gen X are boomer-lite. The adult learners and tech enthusiasts built the digital world we live in though.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Oh God, I literally quit the game because the summons were so absurd. I feel I spent more time watching the same animations than I did playing the game.
- Comment on effective advertising to boost your business 2 months ago:
It’s probably the silly registration tag underneath. But people hate anything made by AI even if it’s just an innocuous joke. Kind of tiring, really.
- Comment on Kung Fu Panda on day 1 2 months ago:
I’m on week three and I’m in this picture…
- Comment on Can you think of any now? 2 months ago:
I don’t go around saying this to random people and I wouldn’t have to in polite society. It was with respect to her belief that hospitals were paid extra for people who died from COVID.
You have to understand, my entire family, siblings, parents, nephews, cousins, are all functionally illiterate. I’m literally the most intelligent person they know.
Place me in an APS conference and I’m probably the dumbest person in the room.
- Comment on Day 434 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 2 months ago:
I need to restart this game… Started it ages ago, got caught up in like, and now I’m pretty sure I won’t even remember what mission I’m on, lol.
- Comment on Can you think of any now? 2 months ago:
I recently told my mother that I’m probably the most intelligent person she will ever meet while explaining why her conservative briefs are dumb as shit and she defensively asked what my IQ is…
I was no contact for the past eight years or so and it was at a family reunion that we saw one another.
I don’t know my IQ, I’m actually a pretty slow learner, and I have horrible test anxiety. But as a polyglot physicist with a dash of perpetual autodidactic inclinations, I’m pretty well informed and I don’t know if intelligence can be measured, but I know it when I see it.
It’s funny that conservatives think quick wit and fast words equate to intelligence without ever stopping to think about the substance.
- Comment on Can you think of any now? 2 months ago:
No one tell them.
- Comment on Come back to this post in 2030's 2 months ago:
God, I remember when that meme was so fun to use.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
One day old account. Asking about sex on Lemmy. Boyfriend is 220lbs and 6’ 2" tall guy who works out.
Yeah… Nah, this entire post feels off.
Most people don’t sweat buckets during sex though, to answer the direct question.
- Comment on No Man's Sky: Voyagers update releases today, introduces customizable "colossal, fully furnished, completely bespoke Corvette-class starships" 3 months ago:
I’ve tried two times to get into No Man’s Sky, because the concept is exactly something I would enjoy. Every single time I get stuck in the tutorial looking for some fucking broken ship on the other side of the planet and an inventory of random minerals.
- Comment on Cry cry 3 months ago:
ChatGPT to Google/Wiki isn’t a bad workflow for factual questions.
- Comment on Cry cry 3 months ago:
That’s a great lesson for them though! If it’s bad at something you’re familiar with, what else does it have wrong?
- Comment on Jokes on you, I don't want to work 3 months ago:
“Why won’t anyone hire me?!”
Points at the axes
- Comment on THIS is always the correct response 3 months ago:
Oh, lol. I don’t see it in Voyager, haha. It’s Emoji letters on the main website in place of my displayed username though.
- Comment on THIS is always the correct response 3 months ago:
I was way into a girl and said, “I like you a lot and enjoy our talks, would you like to date me?” She said, “No, not really, but I’d like to still be friends.” And I said no thanks. Not because I was being a dick or anything, but I was too in to her to be friends. We drifted apart and both found someone else that was a better match for each of us.
- Comment on 🎺 Toot that Trumpet 🎺 4 months ago:
Make the noise in baritone?
