god dammit, yall are making me feel peer pressured into unblocking her
Nicole got a new outfit!
Submitted 1 day ago by coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe to [deleted]
https://lemmy.cafe/pictrs/image/32eba5f1-d7c5-47e9-847c-69ce05e6fca1.webp
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girlthing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 minutes ago
MITM0@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
How is she “the fediverse chick” when she has a discord chat ?
dechnically@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
is that a bottle or a crack pipe
imaqtpie@lemmy.myserv.one 13 minutes ago
That’s a bong. Note the curvature on the neck
Oaksey@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
I wonder if the actual woman in the picture is aware of all this. Be kind of wack if it was just a hijacked webcam.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 hours ago
Don’t encourage it, we don’t want it to lay eggs.
BigHungryChicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 hours ago
I’ve not seen this yet but that’s insane 😂
Symphonic@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Got Nicoled today
reinei@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Me too! Am I finally part of the cool and hip Lemmy gang now‽
sommerset@thelemmy.club 3 hours ago
Got nicoled 3 times.
Does anyone know what the point is?The_Ferry@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Eyyy me too. I truly felt like I was a part of Lemmy finally
Corno@lemm.ee 7 hours ago
I didn’t realize you could send or receive direct messages on Lemmy until I got sent this!
I recently got my third one… 😅
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I got the first one yesterday and was mildly annoyed that you can not block the sender of a PM directly from your inbox - as you can with authors of post responses. Had to actually click that stupid profile (after reporting it) and block it from the profile page.
Corno@lemm.ee 4 hours ago
I’ve read that it’s multiple accounts across instances, so blocking would be tricky. I’ve had three so far and I keep getting different photos with each one, it’s really weird
CTDummy@lemm.ee 9 hours ago
Finally got blessed with an inbox from Nicole today and found this post. Hope this lady at least sent these images to someone and it’s not just someone creeping on their cam.
sheogorath@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
I finally got it too. It feels like a rite of passage. You’re not a full citizen until you got the DM.
pixelpure@lemm.ee 9 hours ago
I want to be indoctrinated into the Lemmy Fediverse too. Still waiting for my message.
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
I told her not to message strangers on the internet yesterday. I feel she might be cheating on me.
coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 23 hours ago
The only stranger on the Internet, my dear stranger, is YOU! You’ve been played! She was ALWAYS MINE!
Omgboom@lemmy.zip 13 hours ago
I’m starting to feel really left out
Lennnny@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
We need a neverbrokeabone community for Nicole-less people.
Clbull@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 hours ago
I keep blocking it, but…
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Got my first Nicole today. Made me kinda happy ngl lmao
Blackmist@feddit.uk 13 hours ago
I’ve only got a Sara. She doesn’t put nearly as much effort in.
Syun@retrolemmy.com 14 hours ago
Me too! Yesterday was my first day here, and Nicole was the last thing I got before I went to bed.
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
I’ve been here since the reddit blackout and Nicole just ignored me until now lmao
CannedTuna@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
Same! I feel like I’m part of the
haremclub now!LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Hell yeah!
fadingembers@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 hours ago
Worried how unusable this place will be if real spammers find their way here
zqps@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
DMs don’t worry me that much, but botted content, upvotes and comments would kill the platform like any other.
umbraroze@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Botted comments and admins not in the helm.
I’ll admit, the thing that made me go from Kbin to Lemmy was seeing tons of spam on unmoderated places. (Not blaming the admin for not being able to manage the site in that particular case, they had more pressing issues.)
coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 18 hours ago
I expect the software to improve. The “fediverse chick” spam is the perfect opportunity to test countermeasures.
azalty@jlai.lu 15 hours ago
Yea, that’s the thing that scares me
nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 13 hours ago
this is why I’m ok staying small and never going mainstream, honestly I had hoped that for reddit pre 2010 but by mid 2010s it was already too far gone
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 16 hours ago
Perhaps a way to limit how fast new instances are able to post and tools to identify those causing spam
InFerNo@lemmy.ml 15 hours ago
That won’t stop anyone. Just spin up 50 instances and let them sit for a while until they’re not so new anymore.
Then when you need one, grab one off the shelf that’s been riping for a while.
It’s only a bump when they get started.
PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I finally got a message from them 3 min ago. I was worried I wasn’t cool enough 🥲
AbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.space 1 day ago
Funnily enough, I had never got one on my old account which was >4 years old on .ml - but after I made this one on my own instance, in less than a day, I finally got one.
coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 1 day ago
Serious question: are there reports of the Fediverse Chick on the Tankie Triad instances? Maybe you didn’t get one because she just avoids them entirely?
onyxjet@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
I joined the club today.
Corno@lemm.ee 7 hours ago
Congratulations! Each Nicole message gives you 1,000 Fediverse EXP points!
jve@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
lol same
nroth@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
The (singular) fediverse girl is kind of sad
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
There are dozens of us
AutistoMephisto@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Wait, so this is spam? And y’all knew about this? She sent me a DM, too. Guys am I compromised?
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 13 hours ago
she sends us all DM’s, thats the joke
from all different instances. its becoming a good meme. I suspect parsing the mod log for her name is a hoot
anon@reddthat.com 22 hours ago
Is that a crack pipe😭
coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 22 hours ago
Nicole seems to be experimenting.
IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Stay in school Nicole!(George Brown College specifically)
UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
Looks like a bong to me
Yoga@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Just got it an hour or so ago.
Can someone explain the con?
coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 23 hours ago
Honestly, no idea. Maybe it could be a test for future scams, maybe it could be a social experiment, or maybe its just a troll.
It’s kinda like the “You Are An Idiot” virus.
treadful@lemmy.zip 15 hours ago
Probably pig butchering but I’m not aware of anyone that’s went in and came back with a story yet
And009@lemmynsfw.com 1 day ago
Could be a friendica Ad.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 hours ago
Wait…you mean we aren’t soulmates? 😭
coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 21 hours ago
You may still be soulmates, but you’re certainly not the one dating her.
Agent641@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Lemmy is so far left that we all share a communal girlfriend
secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 19 hours ago
Damn I didn’t get one with the new outfit yet :(
I really hope Nicole just becomes a huge fediverse meme
coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 19 hours ago
She’s already a meme. Maybe in 20 years when the fediverse is popular, this will be a thing only us “old timers” know.
I sound like a grandpa now…
Agosagror@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 hours ago
You sound like a wannabe grandpa “When are my grandkids coming dear, I want to see them before I pass”
Tungsten5@lemm.ee 17 hours ago
I just got this exact DM over night. Never heard of the nicole before. Is she here often?
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
Every few months, “Nicole” mass spams a bunch of PMs inviting people to click on various suspicious links
Penta@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
I still have not received a single nicole dm :(
mostlikelyaperson@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
I got my first one an hour ago, truly an honor.
DesolateMood@lemm.ee 19 hours ago
Same. I vaguely remember a post from a few days ago mentioning a fediverse chick and now I finally know what it was talking about
Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Wow. They started to get “creative”.
Does anyone know if this image is AI generated or is it just stolen?
Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
also just got a message with her new outfit
looking good, nicole :)
x4740N@lemm.ee 14 hours ago
Checked my messages and yep it is there
ColdWater@lemmy.ca 23 hours ago
I only got 1 massage from her 5months ago, now she ghosted me :(
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
Wait I’m now realizing, is that a bong?
rockettaco37@lemmy.world 29 minutes ago
Kinda off topic, but may I ask what client that is?