jewbacca117
@jewbacca117@lemmy.world
- Comment on Be the lion 2 days ago:
Just have a bigger heart attack. No medical bills if you’re dead.
- Comment on Necessary exercise for this community 6 days ago:
And doesn’t skip leg day
- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 6 days ago:
That’s not a very high bar, boomer.
- Comment on Mindfulness 1 week ago:
Sitting down naturally spreads apart the ass cheeks. No way I can get tp in there properly standing up.
- Comment on Mindfulness 1 week ago:
As opposed to standing up to wipe?
- Comment on Steps To Navigate Discord 1 week ago:
My relationship actually got better once we switched to communicating entirely over Discord
- Comment on Strategies To Eradicate Marital Disharmony 1 week ago:
Not enough beans. 2/10
- Comment on I always hope for a horsey 1 week ago:
I kind of miss the r/anarchychess shenanigans
- Comment on Gives a mom a reason to live 5/5 1 week ago:
It’s has occured to me that it’s probably a wine bottle sized bladder in the side rather than being entirely filled with wine
- Comment on minor tomfoolery 🛻💨🎶 2 weeks ago:
What’s a fin harmonica? Is that one dolphins can play?
- Comment on WTF is a rural town in the USA? 2 weeks ago:
Lived in Sidney, NE when I was super young. Population 6,000 and ain’t shirt around it but corn, missile silos, I-80, and the occasional train derailment.
- Comment on I hope i don't get downvoted for this 2 weeks ago:
I suppose that’s what I get for commenting first thing in the morning! No point fixing it now, it’s too funny.
I may just start writing “Deer god” anyways because that is so majestic.
- Comment on I hope i don't get downvoted for this 2 weeks ago:
Deer god, why the fuck did you make foot people so vocal?
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 weeks ago:
You can never be very far from home at any time, in case you have to poop
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 weeks ago:
If say only you physical body teleports, leaving behind a pile of clothes, the contents of your digestive tract, and contact lenses. You arrive naked, hungry, and blind.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 weeks ago:
But only Will and nobody else. If Will isn’t around you better hope he shows up or you may have some serious medical problems.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 weeks ago:
I have but totally forgot about that part!
- Comment on So which one? 2 weeks ago:
D mostly. Occasional G
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 weeks ago:
You can only teleport your body. Meaning you will always arrive naked.
- Comment on 100% people who drink water die 2 weeks ago:
I’ll take on of those please
- Comment on Me when the americans invade 3 weeks ago:
On the plus side, I’m old now
- Comment on 🎶cowboys are frequently, secretly fond of each other🎵 3 weeks ago:
Wait, this is real?
- Comment on Dates 3 weeks ago:
Did you print out a screenshot of a text message and then take a photo of it?
- Comment on The Legend lives on from the Chippewa on down.... 3 weeks ago:
Still trying to figure that one out. Frankly I think the show is better the less you know going on. But season 2 has a guy whistling a very recognizable song.
- Comment on The Legend lives on from the Chippewa on down.... 3 weeks ago:
Watching this last season of Severance like hey I know that song.
- Comment on What would it mean for the world if America was confident they developed a technology that would act as a fool prove deterrent from nuclear attacks what would that mean for the rest of the world? 4 weeks ago:
Turns out, having a bunch of nukes is a pretty foolproof deterrent
- Comment on Rate my setup 4 weeks ago:
A perfect score!
- Comment on Prices are out of control 5 weeks ago:
Gotta make up for all the sugar in the JD honey I guess
- Comment on Half Life 3 5 weeks ago:
Half Life 2: Episode 2: Episode 1
- Comment on The mods are asleep, post wide office chairs! 5 weeks ago:
Is the Mississippi model?