jewbacca117
@jewbacca117@lemmy.world
- Comment on Just how visible is your butthole to a gynecologist? 2 days ago:
Instructions unclear, showed up to my obgyn appointment with my drug dealer covered in googly eyes
- Comment on Fun!!!! :) 3 days ago:
- Comment on Just how visible is your butthole to a gynecologist? 3 days ago:
I can’t tell what that word is before plug. Would the drain plug from my sink work?
- Comment on Parents who don't realize their kids listen to everything that they say 4 days ago:
What is “DEE MEAT”?
- Comment on Wake up fam, two new genders just dropped 1 week ago:
ADA compliance most likely. If you look closely, everything on the Umpire door is also in Braille.
- Comment on I'm just better than you 1 week ago:
You’re in her dms I’m also in her dms We don’t know about each other because that’s how dms work
- Comment on Lunar pits 2 weeks ago:
you just gotta properly spread it open
- Comment on It may make you feel better to deny it.... but it's true 2 weeks ago:
Just use a shoebox like the rest of us
- Comment on Soon you will be dealing with this at your supermarket check out shaming you to "donate" 2 weeks ago:
I was told at my last job I couldn’t ask people to donate to our tax write off
- Comment on I'm down 2 weeks ago:
“And he’s afraid of shiny things”
- Comment on 🥰new stick ons 🥰🥰🩷🩷 2 weeks ago:
I’m at a loss for words
- Comment on Best way to drink coke? 2 weeks ago:
Get a spoon to keep it extra classy
- Comment on Oranges? In this economy? 2 weeks ago:
A “heart doctor” isn’t a heart that’s a doctor, it’s a doctor who works on hearts.
- Comment on This is roller lad discrimination! 3 weeks ago:
Skat boarding?
- Comment on Very small deal 3 weeks ago:
Probably due to the drain being on the back of the boat towards the bottom. Bath tubs don’t get towed on a trailer at 60 mph.
- Comment on Best selling toy 3 weeks ago:
I will always hear that sound in my head. Best scene in the movie.
- Comment on You fell off man, get better memes 3 weeks ago:
Well shit, now my car has 37 thrusters attached to the left side
- Comment on Protip: 3 weeks ago:
Nothing quite like a spiritual connection with concrete
- Comment on Be the lion 4 weeks ago:
Just have a bigger heart attack. No medical bills if you’re dead.
- Comment on Necessary exercise for this community 4 weeks ago:
And doesn’t skip leg day
- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 4 weeks ago:
That’s not a very high bar, boomer.
- Comment on Mindfulness 5 weeks ago:
Sitting down naturally spreads apart the ass cheeks. No way I can get tp in there properly standing up.
- Comment on Mindfulness 5 weeks ago:
As opposed to standing up to wipe?
- Comment on Steps To Navigate Discord 5 weeks ago:
My relationship actually got better once we switched to communicating entirely over Discord
- Comment on Strategies To Eradicate Marital Disharmony 5 weeks ago:
Not enough beans. 2/10
- Comment on I always hope for a horsey 5 weeks ago:
I kind of miss the r/anarchychess shenanigans
- Comment on Gives a mom a reason to live 5/5 5 weeks ago:
It’s has occured to me that it’s probably a wine bottle sized bladder in the side rather than being entirely filled with wine
- Comment on minor tomfoolery 🛻💨🎶 1 month ago:
What’s a fin harmonica? Is that one dolphins can play?
- Comment on WTF is a rural town in the USA? 1 month ago:
Lived in Sidney, NE when I was super young. Population 6,000 and ain’t shirt around it but corn, missile silos, I-80, and the occasional train derailment.
- Comment on I hope i don't get downvoted for this 1 month ago:
I suppose that’s what I get for commenting first thing in the morning! No point fixing it now, it’s too funny.
I may just start writing “Deer god” anyways because that is so majestic.