Please let the Lions win the Superbowl...

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• lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The lions will never win.

  I checked, it’s always humans. Always

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  • jewbacca117@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yea lions dont even have opposable thumbs how can they even score. The humans just have to get a field goal before they get eaten. Should be an easy win.

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• halvar@lemy.lol ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m pretty sure he understands us anyway

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  • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well, shit. That explains why he and his dad ghosted us why back.

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